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Greg
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(04-16-2012, 05:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by bionic77

Which show was better, Home Improvement or the Cosby Show?

The Cosby Show
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Blackace
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Originally Posted by eznark



Time to go white sheet



Seinfeld.



Too easy
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^Almost like I put it on a tee?

Originally Posted by Talon-

It doesn't reach Curb in terms of absurdity and blowing out, you know, actual interactions. Because Larry David is God of situational observations.

The writing is better than Parks & Rec. And that's honestly my favorite comedy on TV right now - even from a guy that hates Aziz. There's not exactly a Nick Offerman corollary (I'm assuming he's your favorite part), but the acting is excellent. Jeffrey Tamboor, Jessica Walter, David Cross, and Tony Hale are awesome.

I guarantee few things, ez, but I will guarantee that you won't regret giving Arrested Development the time of day judging by your tastes in sitcoms.

To this point, the writing is pretty well garbage and the creators of the show seem to agree, hence the reliance on a narrator. I don't see how it could get as clever or interesting as any of the other shows mentioned. But maybe.

I like Jason Bateman a lot. And Jessia Walter is currently the best thing about the show.

bionic, Cosby is the best show of its era, but based on the way black people currently talk about Bill Cosby, that probably makes me a racist.
bionic77
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(04-16-2012, 05:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by Greg

The Cosby Show

Good answer.

I don't know if you actually believe that or if you smelled out the secret racist trap I put in there, but either way you passed the test!

For the record I did like Home Inprovement for the first season but got sick of the shtick pretty early on. I also hated Jill. What a B!
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Originally Posted by Buckethead

This should be posted in every game, music, movie, and sports thread OT.
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Originally Posted by bionic77

Good answer.

I don't know if you actually believe that or if you smelled out the secret racist trap I put in there, but either way you passed the test!

For the record I did like Home Inprovement for the first season but got sick of the shtick pretty early on. I also hated Jill. What a B!

That's why I like Last Man Standing. It's just an updated Home Improvement with better supporting characters and a less cloying wife.

I never criticized anyone for liking Arrested Development, buckethead.
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(04-16-2012, 05:49 PM)
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Originally Posted by wienke

His stand up that may or may not still be on Netflix was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Young people these days only know Cosby for jello and being old, but yeah, his standup is classic.
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(04-16-2012, 05:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by Hitokage

Young people these days only know Cosby for jello and being old, but yeah, his standup is classic.

"Dad is great, he gives us chocolate cake!"
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Originally Posted by Hitokage

Young people these days only know Cosby for jello and being old, but yeah, his standup is classic.

Him yelling at Wanda Sykes is maybe the best thing he has ever done outside of the episode where he makes Theo pay his bills. His stand up is too tame for my tastes.
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(04-16-2012, 06:04 PM)
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Originally Posted by Hitokage

Young people these days only know Cosby for jello and being old, but yeah, his standup is classic.

Well, Carlos is retelling his jokes.

And his dubstep.
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(04-16-2012, 06:06 PM)
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Ned Holness tells everyone's jokes but his own. That's nothing new.
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Originally Posted by eznark

Him yelling at Wanda Sykes is maybe the best thing he has ever done outside of the episode where he makes Theo pay his bills. His stand up is too tame for my tastes.

Is there a link for this?
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Originally Posted by DeaconKnowledge

Is there a link for this?

No idea. When it first happened it was tough to find video of it. It was at the Emmy's I think, like 2009? Oh god, it was 2003!
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(04-16-2012, 06:37 PM)
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New York Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie, 28, recently had his second child with wife Terricka, making it 10 kids from eight women in six states.

Their baby boy, Jagger, joins sister Jurzie and eight half-siblings from Cromartie baby mamas across the country.

But the happy occasion is mixed with turmoil. His far-flung fatherhood has intrigued a TV production company that wants to create a reality show about the group "trying to co-exist as a modern family," a source said.

Most of the moms want to do the show, but Cromartie said no.

The baby mamas he left behind have banded together so their kids can bond with their brothers and sisters in California, Texas, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina and New Jersey.

The single women can use the extra money to help raise their kids, but they also think it is important "to document their journey," the source said. "They want Antonio's support."

Cromartie has deflected the plan, blocking any filming of his offspring.

...
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Jurzie


lololol, I wonder if Cromartie spelled it that way on purpose?
MechDX
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Cromartie needs to accept Tebow into his life.
chuckddd
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(04-16-2012, 06:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by Fox318

...

Nice. Get all the girls in one place. Then get a eunuch to watch over them. Instant harem.




Alternately, he could get them together in Utah and just marry all of them.
Last edited by chuckddd; 04-16-2012 at 06:46 PM.
bionic77
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Originally Posted by MechDX

Cromartie needs to accept Tebow into his life.

He is beyond Tebow's help.

What they should do is just make him get his tubes tied OR take care of his kids.

Paging Dr. snip snip...
Kave_Man
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(04-16-2012, 06:45 PM)
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Dude needs to just stop.
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Originally Posted by MechDX

Cromartie needs to accept Tebow into his life.

Personally I think he should go for 50 Kids in 50 States. That would be impressive.

not really
cuevas, PhD.
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I like all these "forte, breese not expected to report according to sources stories"

You know what? Players who haven't signed a tender or contract aren't expected to show up according to fucking common sense.
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Originally Posted by cuevas, PhD.

I like all these "forte, breese not expected to report according to sources stories"

You know what? Players who haven't signed a tender or contract aren't expected to show up according to fucking common sense.

Since when does ESPN report using common sense?
DeaconKnowledge
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Originally Posted by Kave_Man

Dude needs to just stop.

Nah, he’ll just get a job with NFL Network then declare bankruptcy like Sapp.
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Does Cromartie at least pay his child support?
DeaconKnowledge
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Originally Posted by eznark

Does Cromartie at least pay his child support?

Even if he does there's no way he'll be able to keep up with the payments.
bionic77
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(04-16-2012, 07:05 PM)
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Originally Posted by eznark

Does Cromartie at least pay his child support?

I am pretty sure the reason we know he has 10 kids is because he doesn't pay.
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Originally Posted by eznark

Does Cromartie at least pay his child support?

Before he was allowed to join the Jets he had to agree to pay all of it.

http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/jets/...Jc6usqimWaO7cK
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Cromartie needs to wrap it up is really what he needs to do.

You'd have to think some of his advisors have talked to him about this:

Advisor: Dude wrap it up, 8 is too many.

Cromartie: Condoms feel weird.
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(04-16-2012, 07:16 PM)
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As expected, Keith Rivers reworked his deal upon being traded to the Giants.

Ralph Vacchiano ‏ @TheBlueScreen

LB Keith Rivers, who was set to earn $2.16M this year, renegotiated upon being traded to the Giants. He now has a one-year, $1.25M deal #NYG

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Originally Posted by Futurevoid

As expected, Keith Rivers reworked his deal upon being traded to the Giants.

What? Why would Rivers do that?
FrenchMovieTheme
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(04-16-2012, 07:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by eznark

Does Cromartie at least pay his child support?

Yap. Remember the jets had to front him like 500k because he was behind on payments for child support?
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Putting contacts in are a bitch.

How do you kids do this shit?
bigosc2k
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Holy crap just cut the guy's weiner off
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Originally Posted by bigosc2k

Holy crap just cut the guy's weiner off

Don't talk about FMT that way!
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Originally Posted by FrenchMovieTheme

Yap. Remember the jets had to front him like 500k because he was behind on payments for child support?

That's actually really awesome.
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Steelers re-sign Chaz Batch....that's right, Grandpa is back again!
Kave_Man
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Originally Posted by Buckethead

Putting contacts in are a bitch.

How do you kids do this shit?

Practice man. I just got contacts around November. Would take me 30+ minutes to get both in, now I've got it down to a few minutes but it's still rough.
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Originally Posted by Buckethead

Putting contacts in are a bitch.

How do you kids do this shit?

Don't be afraid to touch your ball...eyeball!
MechDX
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Holy crap!

http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans...4/mariopic.jpg

Mario in Houston: quiet nice guy. Doesnt say much just does a lot for the community.

Mario in the NE: becomes a gun toting maniac wanting to be James Harrison.

jnc
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Originally Posted by Kave_Man

Practice man. I just got contacts around November. Would take me 30+ minutes to get both in, now I've got it down to a few minutes but it's still rough.

30 minutes?! You buying 'em dinner first?
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Originally Posted by MechDX

Holy crap!

http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans...4/mariopic.jpg

Mario in Houston: quiet nice guy. Doesnt say much just does a lot for the community.

Mario in the NE: becomes a gun toting maniac wanting to be James Harrison.

jnc

I'd be surprised if that is legal
Bowser
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Originally Posted by eznark

I'd be surprised if that is legal

It is in Texas, it ain't in New York:

http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans...er-on-twitter/
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Originally Posted by Kave_Man

Practice man. I just got contacts around November. Would take me 30+ minutes to get both in, now I've got it down to a few minutes but it's still rough.

Left eye is easy.

Right eye can go screw.
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Originally Posted by Kave_Man

Practice man. I just got contacts around November. Would take me 30+ minutes to get both in, now I've got it down to a few minutes but it's still rough.

It still takes you a few minutes nearly 6 months later? It takes me all of 10 seconds (or less) to get both in. Granted, I've been wearing contacts for about 8 years now :jnc
Greg
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Originally Posted by Buckethead

Left eye is easy.

Right eye can go screw.

I read your initial post and thought you were talking about phone contacts.

I need a coffee.
Talon
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[I Can't Name] All My Children - a new reality show on VH1. Follow the offspring of Shawn Kemp, Travis Henry, and Antonio Cromartie as their fathers dodge child support and contraception like All Pros.

Followed by Sad Sapp - a take on Simple Life where Warren tries to dig himself out of bankruptcy by scooping up cow shit at farms.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb_ZQn943z4

Yum
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Originally Posted by Buckethead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb_ZQn943z4

Yum

There is hope for your musical tastes yet.

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