[evil solrac v3.0]

BAWWWW

I NEVAH SED DAT.

[CygnusXS]

Nice. I missed the slam live, but enjoyed that. Halladay really looks like the heat is getting to him. He physically looks terrible out there. Also, previous posts lead me to believe that Micahael Bourne stuck his finger in McCann's eye? That is unfortunate, especially with his history. It really seems to be bothering him.

[Sanjuro]

The Mark Prior signing is official. Is he shipped in several buckets?

[evil solrac v3.0]

there must be something wrong with Tex. he has become such a non-factor that it almost defies belief.

[SerArthurDayne]

Wait, Mark Prior???

Has he been in the minors this whole time? I just assumed he retired.

edit: haha, no. 24 minor league innings. He has just been dead.

[CygnusXS]

EOF vs. Righties Watch:

- 4 pitch walk
- Single
- 3 run home run
- Strikeout
- Ground out
- Fly out

/kills self

[Binx]

EOF, I am dissapoint.

[JABEE]

CHOOOOOOOOOOCHHHH!

[SerArthurDayne]

Well. Fuck.

[CygnusXS]

It's like Fredi forgot Utley and Howard aren't in the lineup, making LOOGYs kind of irrelevant here.

[Binx]

EOF vs. Righties Watch: - 4 pitch walk - Single - 3 run home run /kills self

Righties had an OPS of 1.230 this year against him coming into this game. Lefties are a big fat zero. How has Freddi not figured this out?

[CygnusXS]

EOF vs. Righties Watch: - 4 pitch walk - Single - 3 run home run - Strikeout - Ground out - Fly out /kills self

Well the lesson here is that EOF was allowed to face 6 consecutive righties.

[nemss]

In one night, Beltran has outproduced Pujols' entire season's worth of production.

What happened to Braun? Just saw the highlight of him limping off the field.

[Mr. Enigma]

Righties had an OPS of 1.230 this year against him coming into this game. Lefties are a big fat zero. How has Freddi not figured this out?

Everyone's still stuck on his 0.98 ERA last year, which was the biggest fluke ever.

[CygnusXS]

Two infield hits in a row, both to Tyler. And now a walk. Sigh.

[JABEE]

Choooooooch!!!

[CygnusXS]

smh

[Paches-EJ-]

Kyle Seager is the future.

[ConradCervantes]

By the time I go to the interleague series in KC we'll be fielding our AA team.

Fuckers couldn't blow up Suppan?

SUPPAN???

[yankeehater]

Choooooooch!!!

Such a crazy game. Braves just refuse to beat the Phils.

[CygnusXS]

Such a crazy game. Braves just refuse to beat the Phils.

That's a pretty good way to put it.

[Enron]

Fuck this shitty fucking goddamned piece of fucking shit fuck. fUCK

[CygnusXS]

Meanwhile, AJ Burnett ladies and gentlemen.

[Dominican Power]

WTF@ AJ BURNETT

[Mr. Enigma]

7 RBIs for Ruiz. Good way to respond getting nailed in the elbow by Hanson.

[eznark]

Braun with tight Achilles, not serious

[Binx]

Wow, this fucking game.

[CygnusXS]

Rev keeping the game interesting.

[JABEE]

7 RBIs for Ruiz. Good way to respond getting nailed in the elbow by Hanson.

I miss Utley.

Schwimmer is coming in GG Braves fans.

[Chuck]

Hell of a showing by Arrieta and just great play from the O's. Always feels good to shut out the Yankees.

[CygnusXS]

Should be Papelbon here, not this scrub. Thanks Charlie.

[Binx]

Should be Papelbon here, not this scrub. Thanks Charlie.

Free runs! LOL!

[yankeehater]

Lol @ this game.

[sazabirules]

I turned the TV on just in time to see Desmond end our losing streak.

[Doogdogg]

W.T.F is going on down in Atlanta?

[JABEE]

Should be Papelbon here, not this scrub. Thanks Charlie.

He's not going to kill Papelbon in April and May with two inning performances. He's decided not to Craig Kimbrel his relievers. The only problem is all of our other relievers suck.

[CygnusXS]

awesome

thanks, save stat!

@JABEE Well, Paps didn't have to pitch the 9th too?

[ConradCervantes]

Thank God Burnett can thrive in stress-free Pittsburgh.

[Doogdogg]

LOL

[JABEE]

awesome thanks, save stat! @JABEE Well, Paps didn't have to pitch the 9th too?

You usually don't use your closer to pitch only the eighth.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Yankees-age welcomes Pittsburgh to A.J. Burnett: THE RIDE

[CygnusXS]

You usually don't use your closer to pitch only the eighth.

Well that's true. Anyways, Papelbon doesn't have to pitch at all now!

[Binx]

Kimbrel time!

The win expectancy chart for this game matches my heart rate.

[evil solrac v3.0]

Yankees-age welcomes Pittsburgh to A.J. Burnett: THE RIDE

Burnett would so fit in with the Yankee rotation this year.

[Jubs]

Please win this game.

E: An auspicious start...

[mYm|17|]

rays win.....woooo

al west sucks except texas

[Mr. Enigma]

This Phillies/Braves game is fucking nuts.

[cuevas, PhD.]

Bullpen yay

[Oozer3993]

Super Mannahan comes through again! Dude is hitting .600 with 2 outs and runners in scoring position. Ridiculous.

[CygnusXS]

Sometimes I forget how small Kimbrel's strikezone gets called, then I watch him pitch.

...but then as I type that he gets a called strike way outside. weeeeeee