[Paches-EJ-]

Don't die League!

[Macattk15]

Yessssss. League K's him with the Death Splitter.

[Duracelllll]

Now on track for 162 wins!

[Blackace]

Number one in the AL!

[eznark]

A's on pace to win 0 games. I wonder how the Mets will find a way to do worse.

[Blackace]

This is idiotic.

don't be a hater

[evilhomer]

Nice to get the win!

Good job by the bullpen.

Mariners best record in entire MLB!

[Blackace]

The interpreter is fucking up Ackley's interview lol

[h3ro]

How did Cespedes look?

[Paches-EJ-]

Nice to get the win! Good job by the bullpen. Mariners best record in entire MLB!

Our magic number is down to 161!

[darkside31337]

Honestly I wish there were more baseball games that started at 6 in the morning. That was pretty cool. Shitty way to open a season but I dig early morning baseball overall.

[Jon]

Honestly I wish there were more baseball games that started at 6 in the morning. That was pretty cool. Shitty way to open a season but I dig early morning baseball overall.

Must be nice, if you don't have a job!

:-/

[eznark]

don't be a hater

Starting the season at 6am is stupid. There is no other way to slice it.

[Blackace]

Starting the season at 6am is stupid. There is no other way to slice it.

I live in Japan so go back to bed and stfu

[eznark]

I live in Japan so go back to bed and stfu

Go back to pedo cartoons and leave sports to the Americans. You have your own "professional" baseball, stop stealing ours!

[Blackace]

Go back to pedo cartoons and leave sports to the Americans. You have your own "professional" baseball, stop stealing ours!

lawl... I am from Seattle tough guy. Don't get banned at the start of the season..

[darkside31337]

Rangers and Angels spent all that money in the offseason and they're already behind the Mariners. Pathetic.

[Ninja Scooter]

lawl... I am from Seattle tough guy. Don't get banned at the start of the season..

He should't be disrespecting a mod like that. Do what you have to do, blackace.

[evilhomer]

How did Cespedes look?

breaking balls make him look silly.

[Sanjuro]

I can't tell if Blackace is live or pre-recorded!?

[Para bailar La Bomba]

lawl... I am from Seattle tough guy. Don't get banned at the start of the season..

You'll need an untainted sample of his piss before you ban him. Please use UPS.

[Blackace]

I can't tell if Blackace is live or pre-recorded!?

Alvin Davis had a hellva game!

[h3ro]

breaking balls make him look silly.

Bat was scared. Someone stole Jobu's rum.

[Kave_Man]

Wait it's over? I thought it started at 9am.

[darkside31337]

Wait it's over? I thought it started at 9am.

You're watching a recorded baseball game.

The Mariners won the game.

[eznark]

lawl... I am from Seattle tough guy. Don't get banned at the start of the season..

Season started today, I already made it longer than I expected. Everything hereafter is gravy.

[dubc35]

woot! M's on pace for 162-0 season, Ichiro for 648 hits!

lol

[evilhomer]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wmX8B.jpg[IMG] Bat was scared. Someone stole Jobu's rum.

lol when you see him swing you'll see it's a very fitting comparison.

[Blackace]

Season started today, I already made it longer than I expected. Everything hereafter is gravy.

Thank God it started at six am

[jakncoke]

Just realized working 2nd shift is probably going to make me miss a fuck ton of Pirates games this year. Probably for the best lol

[h3ro]

Just realized working 2nd shift is probably going to make me miss a fuck ton of Pirates games this year. Probably for the best lol

When you post in this thread, do you consciously have to type lol instead of :me?

[eznark]

Just realized working 2nd shift is probably going to make me miss a fuck ton of Pirates games this year. Probably for the best lol

They will finish ahead of the Astros and Cubs. It's going to be a banner year!

[Fox318]

Take care of him, starbucks-age. :(

I will miss thee.

[SuperMalo]

8in 1er 6K's? Thanks Felix!

[jakncoke]

When you post in this thread, do you consciously have to type lol instead of :me?

Sometimes I forget to run a long with the meme

[Jon]

Alright, well now that there is a lull in between games I can post my fantasy team and you all can savage me for how bad it is.

C - Mike Napoli
1B - Michael Young
2B - Dustin Pedroia
SS - Elvis Andrus
3B - Evan Longoria
MI - Ian Desmond
CI - David Freese
OF - Jason Kubel
OF - Alex Gordon
OF - Carlos Beltran
OF - Coco Crisp
OF - Nick Markakis
UTIL - Jesus Montero

SP - Justin Verlander
SP - Matt Moore
SP - Ricky Romero
SP - Ivan Nova
SP - Tim Stauffer
SP - Edinson Volquez
SP - Justin Masterson
RP - Joel Hanrahan
RP - Jonathan Broxton

Bench - Mike Aviles
Bench - Yadier Molina

---

Alright guys, what say you?

[sangreal]

Really regretting not doing Fantasy this year

[nemss]

Opening Day!



In Japan!



Any players wives get raped by a tentacle demon yet?

[DoctorWho]

Has the SEA/OAK game been played then? I thought there was going to be two? I'm so confused. :(

[eznark]

Has the SEA/OAK game been played then? I thought there was going to be two? I'm so confused. :(

MLB has successfully managed to pretend like this game doesn't exist. Real games start next week. no worries.

[Jon]

Has the SEA/OAK game been played then? I thought there was going to be two? I'm so confused. :(

There will be. They start at 6 AM EST. Tomorrow's will be the same time.

EDIT: Nope, actually they play Thursday. And it is at 5:10 AM EST.

[tc farks]

Really regretting not doing Fantasy this year

Yeah me too.

With the Cubs embarrassingly anemic offense that will be on display this year it would have been nice to be distracted more frequently.

[eznark]

Yeah me too. With the Cubs embarrassingly anemic offense that will be on display this year it would have been nice to be distracted more frequently.

The constant "where will Marmol be traded to" discussion will be a fun distraction.

[Soka]

The constant "where will Marmol be traded to" discussion will be a fun distraction.

Being in Illinois, I also enjoy the occasional delusional Cubs fan that swears "this is the year." Though, I have heard zero proclamations of that sort so far.

[Macattk15]

lol when you see him swing you'll see it's a very fitting comparison.

He got lucky on that double off the curve ball ... cause he looked foolish off all the others.

From Lookout Landing.
Biggest Suckfest: Jesus Montero, -15.8%

:(

[tc farks]

The constant "where will Marmol be traded to" discussion will be a fun distraction.

I'm completely on board with let's see how bad it can get. Anybody on the team not named Starlin Castro could be jettisoned this season.

The latter half of the season is where it's at. Please be good Anthony Rizzo/Brett Jackson.

[tc farks]

Being in Illinois, I also enjoy the occasional delusional Cubs fan that swears "this is the year." Though, I have heard zero proclamations of that sort so far.

Well, Bryan LaHair being your 1b makes even the most delusional fan reconsider.

[eznark]

I'm completely on board with let's see how bad it can get. Anybody on the team not named Starlin Castro could be jettisoned this season. The latter half of the season is where it's at. Please be good Anthony Rizzo/Brett Jackson.

Honestly (and since I think they pose no real threat to the Brewers this year) I'll be rooting for the Cubs to outperform expectations. I absolutely love Svuem and firmly believe he deserves a long, serious look.

Anthony Rizzo blows, though. Sorry dude.

[mYm|17|]

finally, baseball!

[tc farks]

Honestly (and since I think they pose no real threat to the Brewers this year) I'll be rooting for the Cubs to outperform expectations. I absolutely love Svuem and firmly believe he deserves a long, serious look. Anthony Rizzo blows, though. Sorry dude.

Of what I've seen and heard from Svuem, I'm a big fan already. And I was 100% behind the Mike Maddux train.

Rizzo put up some damn good #'s, even for being in the PCL they were impressive. There's gotta be some good mojo behind a guy whom Jed Hoyer mancrushes so hard for.

His #'s in the bigs last year that could make 1 cry at first glance, but he was still sporting a .140 IsoD. That's lead the league territory.