[Redford]

Dual GPU?

Har har. As the friend of a friend of a commie, I take offense to those images.

[HylianTom]

Wait, Capcom vs Full House? That would be an interesting fighter.

I could see there being Child Olsen Twins as one character and Adult Olsen Twins as another character, like Link in Smash. You can guess their super moves. :)

[JonathanPower]

"Our secret inside source told us a secret. We said we wouldn't tell anyone this secret but, here's the secret. Wii U's GPU is more powerful, but shh, its a secret. Don't tell anyone this secret, because its a secret. We'd probably get ninja'd if you told anyone else this secret. So keep it a secret. Also, did I mention its a secret that's suppose to be secret? SECRET!" I don't know why I felt the need to do this.

There is a reason why I use the word secret in my translation. However, it's a secret.

[snesfreak]

There is a reason why I use the word secret in my translation. However, it's a secret.

To everybody?

[IceDoesntHelp]

To everybody?

Nope, just you.

[HylianTom]

To everybody?

I wish. :P

[BurntPork]

To everybody?

High five!

*gets left hanging* :(

[JonathanPower]

Does the author have a secret inside source inside the White House ?

Theoretically speaking, YES.

[IceDoesntHelp]

Theoretically speaking, YES.

The hell did I say that...the hell.

HOW DARE YOU FAKE A POST!

[JonathanPower]

The hell did I say that...the hell. HOW DARE YOU FAKE A POST!

SECRET!"


I don't know why I felt the need to do this.

[IceDoesntHelp]

SECRET!" I don't know why I felt the need to do this.

[JonathanPower]

[BY2K]

JonathanPower

[bgassassin]

What in the world happened before I left?

[IceDoesntHelp]

What in the world happened before I left?

A super duper secret was spilled, and we need to keep it a secret.

[DrWong]

What in the world happened before I left?

Dual Thread. Secret police.

[Shurayuki]

I don't know what's going on here for the umpteenth time, but I need to chime in at this point in time and tell of the gentlepeople remotely above this post that they're awesome.

Also if anyone is in need of a psychiatrist I'm gonna punch the number in now so just tell me when to press 'dial'.

Now for gif where I don't know what's happening either


(Wait thos thread is almost at the 50% mark? GAF have mercy)

[IceDoesntHelp]

I don't know what's going on here for the umpteenth time, but I need to chime in at this point in time and tell of the gentlepeople remotely above this post that they're awesome. Also if anyone is in need of a psychiatrist I'm gonna punch the number in now so just tell me when to press 'dial'. Now for gif where I don't know what's happening either

I could use a psychiatrist though, just send them to my door step. My dog will pick 'em up.

[Redford]

Starting to wonder if I've ever seen a Japanese .gif without some kind of PSA or ad somewhere in it. ;p

Edit: d'oh. But I can still tell the scripts apart, too small to read. Don't think I'm ig'nant!

[IceDoesntHelp]

I've never seen a Japanese .gif without some kind of PSA or ad somewhere in it. ;p Edit: d'oh. But I can still tell the scripts apart, too small to read. Don't think I'm ig'nant!

It's Korean (;
Maybe thats why, lol.

EDIT: Lol, I don't. I just know who that is d:

[bgassassin]

A super duper secret was spilled, and we need to keep it a secret.

So secret I can't see the secret?

Dual Thread. Secret police.

Sounds like some of the methodology incorporated by Nintendo's ninja branch in the past.

[JonathanPower]

I don't know what's going on here for the umpteenth time, but I need to chime in at this point in time and tell of the gentlepeople remotely above this post that they're awesome. Also if anyone is in need of a psychiatrist I'm gonna punch the number in now so just tell me when to press 'dial'. Now for gif where I don't know what's happening either (Wait thos thread is almost at the 50% mark? GAF have mercy)

Thanks. Yours faithfully, the secret man.

[IceDoesntHelp]

So secret I can't see the secret?

Well, I can and for your pleasure I will translate this important piece of information (LOL): "Our secret inside source confirmed to us that the Wii U GPU is more powerfull than the xbox360/ps3 GPUs. It is only the CPU that is somewhat behind. But the final hw could feature a more powerful CPU. It is still early to tell, but it is clear that the Wii U should have better visuals than the current consoles"

"Our secret inside source told us a secret. We said we wouldn't tell anyone this secret but, here's the secret. Wii U's GPU is more powerful, but shh, its a secret. Don't tell anyone this secret, because its a secret. We'd probably get ninja'd if you told anyone else this secret. So keep it a secret. Also, did I mention its a secret that's suppose to be secret? SECRET!"

SUPER SECRET

[Redford]

SUPER SECRET

Hey, delete that quote by IceDoesntHelp so they don't get banned for posting secrets.

[HylianTom]

Hey, delete that quote by IceDoesntHelp so they don't get banned for posting secrets.

You read my mind! I don't want to lose any more of y'all before E3 starts. You guys and gals are my NintenFamily.. gotta stick around so we can trade Friend Codes in November!

[BlackNMild2k1]

Sounds like some of the methodology incorporated by Nintendo's ninja branch in the past.

They are internally referred to as Nintenja's®
and they mean business.

If you could see from the angle of a dev doing an interview, a Nintenja® can sometimes be spotted in their peripheral vision (on purpose) to remind them to keep their mouth shut in favor of keeping their head. NDA's with Nintendo are signed in blood.

[IceDoesntHelp]

Hey, delete that quote by IceDoesntHelp so they don't get banned for posting secrets.

Oh crap, how do I delete?
Don't tell on him plz.
It's our little secret.

You read my mind! I don't want to lose any more of y'all before E3 starts. You guys and gals are my NintenFamily.. gotta stick around so we can trade Friend Codes in November!

I'll give you my friend code any day, if you know what I mean.

[bgassassin]

They are internally referred to as Nintenja's® and they mean business. If you could see from the angle of a dev doing an interview, a Nintenja® can sometimes be spotted in their peripheral vision (on purpose) to remind them to keep their mouth shut in favor of keeping their head. NDA's with Nintendo are signed in blood.

I'm familiar with that technique. It's fun to mess with people.

SUPER SECRET

Are we talking Victoria level?

[bgassassin]

You read my mind! I don't want to lose any more of y'all before E3 starts. You guys and gals are my NintenFamily.. gotta stick around so we can trade Friend Codes in November!

gotta stick around so we can trade Friend Codes in November!

trade Friend Codes in November!

Friend Codes

Get it together man! These things are supposed to be a thing of the past with Wii U.

[BY2K]

Individual Accounts = Normal Logins.

SAY NO TO FRIEND CODES!

[BlackJace]

Individual Accounts = Normal Logins. SAY NO TO FRIEND CODES!

A big fucking NO.

[HylianTom]

I knew that the little Friendly mention wouldn't get by you guys, haha!

(see, Nintendo Ninjas watching this thread? Pay attention, and when you return to your bosses tell them that we still hate Friend Codes!)

Are we talking Victoria level?

Sounds naughty. Tommy likey.
Tommy want wingy!

[BurntPork]

I'm familiar with that technique. It's fun to mess with people.

Wait... Have you been my stalker all along!?!

[IceDoesntHelp]

Are we talking Victoria level?

Is that what you want (;
OF COURSE IT IS!

I knew that the little Friendly mention wouldn't get by you guys, haha! (see, Nintendo Ninjas watching this thread? Pay attention, and when you return to your bosses tell them that we still hate Friend Codes!)

Did they find our secrets ):

[bgassassin]

I knew that the little Friendly mention wouldn't get by you guys, haha! (see, Nintendo Ninjas watching this thread? Pay attention, and when you return to your bosses tell them that we still hate Friend Codes!)

How dare you troll me like that? :P

Wait... Have you been my stalker all along!?!

Nope.

Maybe

[HylianTom]

Is that what you want (; Did they find our secrets ):

Probably. They have a knack for that. You know how Nintendo gets sued all the time for supposedly stealing other companies' ideas? It's the Ninjas at work. It's true, but Nintendo has a crack legal team, so they get-away with it.

So that idea you had for a game.. if it's good, watch: Nintendo will make a game with one of their franchises featuring your game's mechanic(s).

Maybe they'll make that steampunk-era stealth game set in Paris that I've always wanted..

[Shurayuki]

Ya Ice not cool to mention Friend codes

You better Go away right now, go away from me

Cuz love is over, love is over tonight man

Too bad that a) Nintendo mostly writes itself in anything but Kanji b) faking a Nintendo page has kinda a bad precedent, or I'd make a nice little joke putting the 忍 "Nin"ja Kanji instead of the 任　"Nin"tendo everywhere. Of course only I'd be amused by that but that's what counts bwahaha.

[BY2K]

A big fucking NO.

Hey, that's not nice. :(

[IceDoesntHelp]

Probably. They have a knack for that. You know how Nintendo gets sued all the time for supposedly stealing other companies' ideas? It's the Ninjas at work. It's true, but Nintendo has a crack legal team, so they get-away with it. So that idea you had for a game.. if it's good, watch: Nintendo will make a game with one of their franchises featuring your game's mechanic(s). Maybe they'll make that steampunk-era stealth game set in Paris that I've always wanted..

They'll make a Fallout set in Toronto ):

[bgassassin]

Is that what you want (; OF COURSE IT IS!

^_^

Probably. They have a knack for that. You know how Nintendo gets sued all the time for supposedly stealing other companies' ideas? It's the Ninjas at work. It's true, but Nintendo has a crack legal team, so they get-away with it. So that idea you had for a game.. if it's good, watch: Nintendo will make a game with one of their franchises featuring your game's mechanic(s). Maybe they'll make that steampunk-era stealth game set in Paris that I've always wanted..

Sounds like something leaked from 01.net.

[IceDoesntHelp]

Ya Ice not cool to mention Friend codes You better Go away right now, go away from me Cuz love is over, love is over tonight man

I guess this is a Beautiful Goodbye

[Shurayuki]

I guess this is a Beautiful Goodbye

Muahaha, finally I'm Supa Solo

Oh no, I Miss You Already

Seriously....erm...so how 'bout that Wii-U thingamajing, will it like play games and stuff?
Since I got silently laughed at last time I asked I'll do it again: any chance the Wii-U will not rip my heart (=wallet) apart by allowing imported games to play? Looking at Wii and 3DS I know why people silently laugh :{

[Agent Unknown]

Just wanted to second what someone else said about 'what if they offered patches to upscale certain Wii games into HD would you pay?' Heck yes. But I'd be a bit upset and obviously once again question why upscaling wasn't included to begin with? I'd be surprised but anything's possible I guess after the announcement to update the 3DS FW for patching MK 7.

Only thing of note after that is "#8969, Plantronics (headset company) hiring for possible Wii U peripheral development"

Thanks!

[IceDoesntHelp]

Muahaha, finally I'm Supa Solo Oh no, I Miss You Already Seriously....erm...so how 'bout that Wii-U thingamajing, will it like play games and stuff? Since I got silently laughed at last time I asked I'll do it again: any chance the Wii-U will not rip my heart (=wallet) apart by allowing imported games to play? Looking at Wii and 3DS I know why people silently laugh :{

I miss you too

Its been confirmed by anonymous sources that would like to remain secret that the Wii-U can play games.
Honestly, don't get your hopes up for Region Free gaming, I'd love for it to happen, but alas ):

[BlackJace]

Hey, that's not nice. :(

Friend Codes deserve no sympathy.

[Metroid Hunter]

So I heard from my uncle's coworker's friend's friend's friend's dad twice removed that the Wii U will come with a Reggie channel, chalk full of Reggie pics.

[Shurayuki]

I miss you too Its been confirmed by anonymous sources that would like to remain secret that the Wii-U can play games. Honestly, don't get your hopes up for Region Free gaming, I'd love for it to happen, but alas ):

Ya but I'm gonna miss you Longer!

*sigh* Why is Nintendo the only company insiting on locking, and why do they have to be the ones I like >_> We need a Heart to Heart talk Ninty!
At least import prices atm are stupid anyways, so for the time being it's not that big of a loss.

(mixing real talk with the pop, it ain't so easy)

So I heard from my uncle's coworker's friend's friend's friend's dad twice removed that the Wii U will come with a Reggie channel.

But what about the other regions? Japan would probably get a strand of Iwata hair with each system...EU? Does Shibata's hair count, that impostor?

[Metroid Hunter]

Only 5 days left til the Fiscal Year Earning Release/Call!!!

All aboard the hype train




Someone needs to put Satoru Shibata's face over Yamauchi's.


I have a strong feeling that we're going to see a lot more of Shibata in the coming future generation, seeing as how Europe is now important to Nintendo.

[BY2K]

New time waster incoming...

[GameplayWhore]

Hey, guys, I'm just checking in every couple hours and was wondering when the parade of stupid is gonna end so we can actually go back to the regular speculation? Do I need to de-Iwatafy my avatar, is that what did it?

Just wanted to second what someone else said about 'what if they offered patches to upscale certain Wii games into HD would you pay?'

In truth, it doesn't seem that important. Would a higher resolution really affect the game?

Hmm, I just looked up "upscaling", to be certain. It doesn't even mean rerendering at a higher resolution, it's just some sort of screen-stretching method. Don't TVs do that anyway?