[Souldriver]

Eh, there's no clear "laundry day" here, but I'd say an average of once a week.

[joelseph]

The night before a woman sleeps over.

[ChuyMasta]

Whenever the smell of sperm and vaginal discharges is noticeable.

Pillow cases are a different story. I change those when the drool marks make the case stiff.

[toxicgonzo]

About every three months.

[KillGore]

What are you talking about? After the rinse all they'd need is a quick dry.

too lazy for that shit, I would just put towels under her and throw them somewhere until I wash my clothing (yep).

[Archer]

Every two weeks.

[sixteen-bit]

[Kayhan]

The night before a woman sleeps over.

Twice a year?

[Affeinvasion]

Come on disgusting Gaf. Don't let me down.

If by wash you mean soak it in urine and vomit...then twice a week.

[Omegasquash]

The night before a woman sleeps over.

That used to be me with my GFs. Now I'm married, and it's weekly.

[zero_suit]

Every week or every other week at worst.

[Neuromancer]

My wife washes them every week, every two weeks at the most.

[Kayhan]

My wife washes them every week, every two weeks at the most.

Why don't you ever wash the sheets?

[PK Gaming]

Uh...

Once a week when I do my laundry...?

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Every other week, typically.

[ChuyMasta]

When do married couples stop having sex regularly? When I am with my fiance, man, I go for it every chance I get. We are planning on marrying and moving together this summer so in my mind everything that is going on right now is: DAILY SEX!

How long will this last?

[Neuromancer]

Why don't you ever wash the sheets?

We have very delineated responsibilities around the house. I do help her strip the bed, and make it again though.

[Trike]

Once the smell starts to get unbearable.

I wish I was joking

[joelseph]

Twice a year?

OMG! You knocked it out of the park!

[mtsmylie]

When do married couples stop having sex regularly? When I am with my fiance, man, I go for it every chance I get. We are planning on marrying and moving together this summer so in my mind everything that is going on right now is: DAILY SEX! How long will this last?

When they have a kid and get fat?

[notworksafe]

Every other week. I probably should do it more but I'm lazy. :\

[LuchaShaq]

When do married couples stop having sex regularly? When I am with my fiance, man, I go for it every chance I get. We are planning on marrying and moving together this summer so in my mind everything that is going on right now is: DAILY SEX! How long will this last?

As basically everything depends on the couple.

Me and my gf have went through periods of different stuff.

When we first started fucking? Multiple times a day if we had the time.

Then it went to 3-4 times a week but 60-90 min each time.

Short period about a month where we honestly were worried we lost our sex mojo because he had sex 1-2 times a week and it wasn't even that great.

Then it was almost every day but shorter more intense and our fears were alleviated.

Now it's random as hell the past 2-3 months. One week we will fuck twice a day and then the next we will only twice the whole week but they are 3 am can't sleep piles of orgasms.

[ChuyMasta]

As basically everything depends on the couple. Me and my gf have went through periods of different stuff. When we first started fucking? Multiple times a day if we had the time. Then it went to 3-4 times a week but 60-90 min each time. Short period about a month where we honestly were worried we lost our sex mojo because he had sex 1-2 times a week and it wasn't even that great. Then it was almost every day but shorter more intense and our fears were alleviated. Now it's random as hell the past 2-3 months. One week we will fuck twice a day and then the next we will only twice the whole week but they are 3 am can't sleep piles of orgasms.

Gotcha. I guess it'll be fine if there's no kids.

When they have a kid and get fat?

=(


or when I go fat and bald?

Hhhhm...

[Harry Potter]

As basically everything depends on the couple. Me and my gf have went through periods of different stuff. When we first started fucking? Multiple times a day if we had the time. Then it went to 3-4 times a week but 60-90 min each time. Then it was almost every day but shorter more intense. Now it's random as hell the past 2-3 months. One week we will fuck twice a day and then the next we will only twice the whole week but they are 3 am can't sleep piles of orgasms.

60-90 min? Jesus Christ.

[Tesseract]

once every two months or so. i know, i'm a fucking monster. at least i shower before i sleep.

[joelseph]

60-90 min? Jesus Christ.

I would be sore for days shiet.

[Brannon]

Every week. Otherwise you're just sleeping on your own filth. And that's just grody.

[samus i am]

Only once it is visibly dirty. Also when I'm switching sex partners.

[Eggman]

Everytime I shower. We take a nice shower together.

[HammerOfThor]

With the amount of sex i dont have and the amount of sweating im not doing in bed usually once month or more.

[Hieberrr]

Every two weeks. It starts feeling dirty after that. Also gotta keep it fresh for my lady friend ;)

[Kentpaul]

every week. Two weeks if i can't be assed. Love the feeling of getting out of the shower and sinking into clean bedding.

One of life's finest moments.

[LuchaShaq]

60-90 min? Jesus Christ.

I mean don't get me wrong I'm no porn star marathon man but when you count all sexual contact it isn't that ridiuclous for something to last 2-3 hours.

An example from the other night.

30 min or so of kissing+ hands.
20 of oral
15 minutes of actual penetration.
25 minutes getting drinks/cuddling turning back into kissing + roaming hands
15 min actual sex
15 min oral
15 min actual sex

Even if I could stay hard for 3 hours of literal sex I don't think my cock/hips/legs/back could take it not to mention I don't think her body would enjoy it all that much lmao.

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

See, I am a bit curious as to when people shower as well. If my sheets are a little dirty it doesn't bother me because I shower in the morning right after waking up, so I just wash all of that dirt away. I would imagine that if you showered before you went to sleep you would want your sheets to be much more clean since you wouldn't be showering when you woke up.

[Grakl]

Once or twice a week.

See, I am a bit curious as to when people shower as well. If my sheets are a little dirty it doesn't bother me because I shower in the morning right after waking up, so I just wash all of that dirt away. I would imagine that if you showered before you went to sleep you would want your sheets to be much more clean since you wouldn't be showering when you woke up.

Once or twice a day, depending on if I feel dirty in the afternoon.

[Anteater]

When I remember

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

I mean don't get me wrong I'm no porn star marathon man but when you count all sexual contact it isn't that ridiuclous for something to last 2-3 hours. An example from the other night. 30 min or so of kissing+ hands. 20 of oral 15 minutes of actual penetration. 25 minutes getting drinks/cuddling turning back into kissing + roaming hands 15 min actual sex 15 min oral 15 min actual sex Even if I could stay hard for 3 hours of literal sex I don't think my cock/hips/legs/back could take it not to mention I don't think her body would enjoy it all that much lmao.

I don't believe any of this.

[WoodenLung]

I don't believe ny of this.

If you put in sec instead of min it all makes sense.

[Arcteryx]

See, I am a bit curious as to when people shower as well. If my sheets are a little dirty it doesn't bother me because I shower in the morning right after waking up, so I just wash all of that dirt away. I would imagine that if you showered before you went to sleep you would want your sheets to be much more clean since you wouldn't be showering when you woke up.

This has been my reasoning as well. I wash sheets once a week (maybe more in the summer). Shower in the morning. Not having to worry about getting dirty sheet on my clean body? priceless.

[Count Dookkake]

I don't believe ny of this.

I don't know about the minute by minute breakdown, but 2-3 hours isn't really unusual.

[KillGore]

I mean don't get me wrong I'm no porn star marathon man but when you count all sexual contact it isn't that ridiuclous for something to last 2-3 hours. An example from the other night. 30 min or so of kissing+ hands. 20 of oral 15 minutes of actual penetration. 25 minutes getting drinks/cuddling turning back into kissing + roaming hands 15 min actual sex 15 min oral 15 min actual sex Even if I could stay hard for 3 hours of literal sex I don't think my cock/hips/legs/back could take it not to mention I don't think her body would enjoy it all that much lmao.

I woud've been done on the 20 minute oral.

[dr3upmushroom]

Washing sheets (if we agree this is a separate wash) would be about four dollars a week for me, or 16 a month or 832 dollars a year.

I feel like something must be going over my head since it's since a huge, obvious mistake and no one else has pointed it out, but how did you get $832/year? $16 a month x 12 months in a year = $192 a year for clean sheets.

Edit: I guess you multiplied your monthly expenditures by 52 for some reason. Hopefully you can stop living in filth now that the price of cleanliness has dropped by 75%.

I clean my sheets weekly.

[Harry Potter]

Damn, I woud've been done on the 20 minute oral.

After 5 mins of hands and kissing I'm about ready to burst.

[toxicgonzo]

If you shower at night, you don't need to change the sheets as often.

[Cipherr]

Every week? Entitled Gaf did not let me down.

How is doing laundry every week in any way entitled? I would wager a majority of people wash weekly, it makes sense to do your towels and sheets then along with clothing. Cmon son.

[RatskyWatsky]

Idk the frequency, but mine are in the wash as we speak!

[Harry Potter]

I feel like something must be going over my head since it's since a huge, obvious mistake and no one else has pointed it out, but how did you get $832/year? $16 a month x 12 months in a year = $192 a year for clean sheets. Edit: I guess you multiplied your monthly expenditures by 52 for some reason. Hopefully you can stop living in filth now that the price of cleanliness have dropped by 75%. I clean my sheets weekly.

His calculator is probably covered in dirt so he couldn't read it properly.

[BreakyBoy]

Once a week I swap sheets. I have two sets, so I wash them both every two weeks in one load.

Washing sheets (if we agree this is a separate wash) would be about four dollars a week for me, or 16 a month or 832 dollars a year.

$832? 52 weeks a year at $4 is $208.

That being said, your point stands. I've had to use laundromats. They get expensive.

[starchild excalibur]

not enough :\

[Wolfe]

Washing sheets (if we agree this is a separate wash) would be about four dollars a week for me, or 16 a month or 832 dollars a year. If I lived at home I would wash my sheets more often. I wonder of those washing once a week or more, do you pay for laundry? If not, then consider yourself fortunate, and maybe don't make a brag thread about it. I wash them when the GF asks me when the last time I washed them was.

This, I pay $2.25 per load (wash+dry) and I just saw a notice in the basement today that it's going up 25 cents soon! Shit's expensive and makes me hate doing laundry because I feel like I'm throwing money away compared to when I had a place with it's own washer/dryer.