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Originally Posted by StalkerUKCG: View Post
what more could i explain?
I think I was in the same state of mind when a mother catches her son masturbate. Shocked and asking questions that don't really need any answers...
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Why ain't y'all no tell me Max Payne 3 be comin' soon

Imma get that instead of those other games I asked aboot
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Originally Posted by Tha Robbertster: View Post
I think I was in the same state of mind when a mother catches her son masturbate. Shocked and asking questions that don't really need any answers...
And im doing what i always do when i get caught masturbating. Playing it off cool as fuck
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Originally Posted by Gui_PT: View Post
Why ain't y'all no tell me Max Payne 3 be comin' soon

Imma get that instead of those other games I asked aboot
The multiplayer looks like it could be fun, but I dont think its a day one for me, if it drops in price fairly quickly I will pick it up though!

Originally Posted by ElzarTheBam: View Post
I like the inclusion of or, which means you would be considering it, which mean I have made progress with you.

But on the hand, I see your willing to wipe Robbert off your friends list without hesitation! :P

Edit: Bobs' when will the auto correct madness stop? I hope never! Hope you enjoy doing flips on your sax as you put it. Lol.
I see Lawyer school has taught you well, I have to evolve my use of english language, 'autocorrect' is saving me from some sticky situations in the future.
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Originally Posted by bobs99 ...: View Post
The multiplayer looks like it could be fun, but I dont think its a day one for me, if it drops in price fairly quickly I will pick it up though!
Yeah be sure to buy it when no one's playing it anymore :D
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Speaking of Emile Clarke, during the Game of Thrones Comicon panel she was so... hawt.
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I am not worthy to be even hotlinking her pictures.
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Originally Posted by GhaleonEB: View Post
I got matched up with Squidhands in Campaign Co-Op earlier today. We had a good romp on ONI, just the two of us, then were joined by two others (one of whom was idling) for Tip of the Spear. I was doing fine, despite quite a bit of lag, as we worked on the first AA gun. I had just splattered some guys and hopped out of my Ghost when the Warthog, with Squid at the wheel, came barreling around a corner and fishtailed right through me. Splat.

It was only a couple minutes later, crossing the bridge, that they went far enough past me that I was teleported ahead of them. I spawned in and instantly ate a barrage of rockets from the Warthog, meant for the Skirmishers I had spawned in front of. I was not pleased.

At the second AA gun, I had gotten stuck on a rock during the second pass of my ramming spree in the Revenant, and that was that (vehicles are tough to control with input lag). I hopped in one of those trucks on respawn and went right around the bend, and saw Squid near the rack with the Nerfles and the Plasma Launcher, firing on the infantry. I thought I'd saunter up next to him and we'd work together. As I drove up, he strafed hard right and I couldn't turn in time due to the lag, and plowed right through him. It was like running over a wet paper doll. Dude never saw it coming.

Accidental, but I admit it felt good. Karma can be a bitch. <3 Squid
:lol, so much fun even without you having a mic. Sorry my 'partner' was such an idiot with the Launcher; I tried my best to keep us at a distance. It was weird that though you only killed me once, I immediately got the option to boot you. I always thought you had a couple of chances first.
And damn you for leaving, the next map voted for was The Package; I've still never done the Banshee racing.

Sucks there's no more picture stories. :-(
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Originally Posted by Gui_PT: View Post
Yeah be sure to buy it when no one's playing it anymore :D
lol! Im actually tempted to pick up Mass Effect 3 now that its halved in price, but I just dont feel as interested in it any more. Same thing will probably happen with Max Payne, but full price is ridiculous considering I dont see myself getting on it all that much.
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Originally Posted by bobs99 ...: View Post
lol! Im actually tempted to pick up Mass Effect 3 now that its halved in price, but I just dont feel as interested in it any more. Same thing will probably happen with Max Payne, but full price is ridiculous considering I dont see myself getting on it all that much.
all the cool kids are playing it.
get. its good. i waited for the £20 bomba price and I don't regret it one bit.
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Originally Posted by bobs99 ...: View Post
lol! Im actually tempted to pick up Mass Effect 3 now that its halved in price, but I just dont feel as interested in it any more. Same thing will probably happen with Max Payne, but full price is ridiculous considering I dont see myself getting on it all that much.
Remember when I said you should play ME1 and 2 first?

Well after seeing that ending, playing the previous games makes no difference so just get it :lol =(
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Originally Posted by bobs99 ...: View Post
lol! Im actually tempted to pick up Mass Effect 3 now that its halved in price, but I just dont feel as interested in it any more. Same thing will probably happen with Max Payne, but full price is ridiculous considering I dont see myself getting on it all that much.
I'm just gonna lovefilm MP3.

Originally Posted by Gazzawa: View Post
all the cool kids are playing it.
get. its good. i waited for the £20 bomba price and I don't regret it one bit.
You must be the only cool kid left playing it on my friends list. :P
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Guys, is Just Cause 2 worth it? It's also really cheap

I'm watching a guy playing it. He just got on a balloon, grappled it onto a plane and is now just cruising around to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l9DchICWLM
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OT, Plywood's avatar reminded me that Emilia Clarke has crazy eyebrows:



(from Reddit today)
Would still.



...



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Originally Posted by Gui_PT: View Post
Guys, is Just Cause 2 worth it? It's also really cheap

I'm watching a guy playing it. He just got on a balloon, grappled it onto a plane and is now just cruising around to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l9DchICWLM
JC 2 is suppose to be amazing, a lot of things to do. Which is also what kinda puts me off.

Also why are you not considering saints row 3? Game is amazing and funny and OTT.

Please watch this video!
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Stalker it's "I've" not "Iv".
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Originally Posted by ElzarTheBam: View Post
Also why are you not considering saints row 3? Game is amazing and funny and OTT.
It just feels like a game I'd only play once and never touch it again. Don't really feel like spending money on games like that
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Originally Posted by Gui_PT: View Post
Guys, is Just Cause 2 worth it? It's also really cheap

I'm watching a guy playing it. He just got on a balloon, grappled it onto a plane and is now just cruising around to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l9DchICWLM
I would say so, there is a lot of stuff to blow up and things to collect, gives you a lot of freedom to do things the way you want to. It's also cheesy as fuck, but almost so bad it's good, it doesn't take itself seriously.
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Originally Posted by Gui_PT: View Post
It just feels like a game I'd only play once and never touch it again. Don't really feel like spending money on games like that
It's exactly like that, that's why I say get it cheap which it should be now right? Also look at the video I posted above you in my previous post.
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Originally Posted by Gui_PT: View Post
Guys, is Just Cause 2 worth it? It's also really cheap

I'm watching a guy playing it. He just got on a balloon, grappled it onto a plane and is now just cruising around to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l9DchICWLM
It is really fun, I had a blast. I didn't care much for the story and missions, but just screwing around is amazing.

I still remember the first time I was flying around admiring the scenery (it's pretty) then hearing a faint wub-wub in the background. I originally thought it must have been my neighbours, but then I realised it was getting louder. I saw a blimp in the distance and went towards it, of course. Turns out there was a party in this blimp and naturally, I crashed it, by jumping out of my plane and paragliding in, killing some guards and having a good time. Then I stole a glider from the hangar and continued to explore.

Such a cool game. The only thing I really missed as a co-op mode - that would have made everything better.
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Originally Posted by ElzarTheBam: View Post
It's exactly like that, that's why I say get it cheap which it should be now right? Also look at the video I posted above you in my previous post.
But I don't want a game that wouldn't be fun after only 1 playthrough =\

Originally Posted by EuropeOG: View Post
I would say so, there is a lot of stuff to blow up and things to collect, gives you a lot of freedom to do things the way you want to. It's also cheesy as fuck, but almost so bad it's good, it doesn't take itself seriously.


Originally Posted by zap: View Post
It is really fun, I had a blast. I didn't care much for the story and missions, but just screwing around is amazing.

I still remember the first time I was flying around admiring the scenery (it's pretty) then hearing a faint wub-wub in the background. I originally thought it must have been my neighbours, but then I realised it was getting louder. I saw a blimp in the distance and went towards it, of course. Turns out there was a party in this blimp and naturally, I crashed it, by jumping out of my plane and paragliding in, killing some guards and having a good time. Then I stole a glider from the hangar and continued to explore.

Such a cool game. The only thing I really missed as a co-op mode - that would have made everything better.
Thanks guys
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I just played a match on Condemned where both teams avoided the middle anti-grav section the entire match. That was weird.
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I just played a match on Condemned where both teams avoided the middle anti-grav section the entire match. That was weird.
Halo players acting rationally? What is this? :P
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Halo players acting rationally? What is this? :P
a desperate cry for attention.
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Originally Posted by Gazzawa: View Post
a desperate cry for attention.
And on that note, here's ME 3 gamer poop episode 3!

Rejoice.
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Originally Posted by ElzarTheBam: View Post
And on that note, here's ME 3 gamer poop episode 3!

Rejoice.
Double nice!
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did someone say battle T!Tz?
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Originally Posted by Gazzawa: View Post
did someone say battle T!Tz?
Originally Posted by Tha Robbertster: View Post
Double nice!
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Originally Posted by ElzarTheBam: View Post
And on that note, here's ME 3 gamer poop episode 3!

Rejoice.
That was fucking hilarious, and the Skyrim one too!

Edit: "For Dragon Age!"
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Originally Posted by ElzarTheBam: View Post
And on that note, here's ME 3 gamer poop episode 3!

Rejoice.
Good lord...
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I should probably play ME3 one of these days.
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I should probably play ME3 one of these days.
Don't bother. It's ass.
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Don't bother. It's ass.
Nah, the game is great, it's just the ending that sucks.
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Don't bother. It's ass.
Nope
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Yeah but I loved ME2. I think Assassins Creed is the only franchise I love right now. Oh and Saints Row The Third, that was amazing. LA Noire was cool too. I think those are the only games I finished last year.

Games are boring on these old dinosaur consoles.
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ME3 is an average third person shooter with a wonky story, poor animations and a general lack of polish. It's also the worst game in the series. ME2 was the peak, and ME offered greater RPG depth and a more intriguing premise and villain.
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Originally Posted by kylej: View Post
Yeah but I loved ME2. I think Assassins Creed is the only franchise I love right now. Oh and Saints Row The Third, that was amazing. LA Noire was cool too. I think those are the only games I finished last year.

Games are boring on these old dinosaur consoles.
Get Witcher 2
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Originally Posted by kylej: View Post
Yeah but I loved ME2. I think Assassins Creed is the only franchise I love right now. Oh and Saints Row The Third, that was amazing. LA Noire was cool too. I think those are the only games I finished last year.

Games are boring on these old dinosaur consoles.
If you loved ME2 you will love ME3 more than likely, at least until you get to the end. May as well wait until the new DLC ending comes out.
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If you liked ME2, you should like ME3. Most of the things Arnie just said about ME3 could be applied to ME2 just as easily.
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Originally Posted by Arnie: View Post
ME3 is an average third person shooter with a wonky story, poor animations and a general lack of polish. It's also the worst game in the series. ME2 was the peak, and ME offered greater RPG depth and a more intriguing premise and villain.
Naw ME2 has probing and it's just a corridor shooter
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Originally Posted by MrBig: View Post
Get Witcher 2
Makes Mass Effect 3 seem even worse when you play them back to back.

The Witcher 2 is infinitely superior.

Originally Posted by Gui_PT: View Post
Naw ME2 has probing and it's just a corridor shooter
ME2 had a better story, structure and more chances for your decisions to affect the story and it's outcome. It also felt far more polished than ME3, which just felt rushed. Some of the cinematics and animations in ME3 were laughably bad. Bioware really has gone down the shitter. And this is from someone who holds KOTOR as one of his favourite games of all time.
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Originally Posted by Arnie: View Post
ME3 is an average third person shooter with a wonky story, poor animations and a general lack of polish. It's also the worst game in the series. ME2 was the peak, and ME offered greater RPG depth and a more intriguing premise and villain.
If Mass Effect 3 was more polished, it would be much better than ME2. Or at least I only remember the Asari Homeworld mission and some Ex-squadmate specific side quest. They were great. Especially the cutscene at the end of the homeworld mission.

Otherwise The Witcher 2 is the better game. Seriously! It's freakin' amazing! Get The Witcher 2.
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ME's combat is terrible.
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Originally Posted by Arnie: View Post
ME3 is an average third person shooter with a wonky story, poor animations and a general lack of polish. It's also the worst game in the series. ME2 was the peak, and ME offered greater RPG depth and a more intriguing premise and villain.
this mans judgement is weak just like his choice in football clubs.
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Get Witcher 2
How are the loads on it? Seamless? Skyrim made me want to light my dick on fire with the constant load screens.
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Originally Posted by Overdoz1z: View Post
ME's combat is terrible.
Well you hate everything so just go live with Elzar
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Originally Posted by Gui_PT: View Post
Well you hate everything so just go live with Elzar
Sorry for not liking terrible gameplay.
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Originally Posted by Gazzawa: View Post
this mans judgement is weak just like his choice in football clubs.
You've got a Mass Effect avatar. That's like a heroin addict telling you the stuff's not bad for you, through brown and cracked teeth.
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Originally Posted by Overdoz1z: View Post
Sorry for not liking terrible gameplay.
Oh I'm sorry, I was convinced you play Halo Reach
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How are the loads on it? Seamless? Skyrim made me want to light my dick on fire with the constant load screens.
Another part of console syndrome.

A quick google search tells me they're less frequent and shorter than skyrim, the system is completely different from PC so I can't say exactly. I played skyrim on PC, but I watched my sister play it on 360 a few times and it was unbearable.
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Originally Posted by Overdoz1z: View Post
Sorry for not liking terrible gameplay.
Originally Posted by Gui_PT: View Post
Oh I'm sorry, I was convinced you play Halo Reach