[Napoleonthechimp]

that is a fucking horrible thing to do

And admitting to owning the stuff is an excellent way of getting yourself fired.

[monsterfracas]

If my roommate ever left a note like that, I'd stop eating his food. And start secretly putting my balls on all the food

All the food?

[Ryaaan14]

All the food?

ALL the food.

[grumble]

And admitting to owning the stuff is an excellent way of getting yourself fired.

Chances are if it was real it was just conveniently typed up after a drug test to scare thieves.

[Devolution]

You know what my roommate did? She left her catnip mouse in the fucking toilet for me to find when I got home. She was just sitting on the bed like nothing happened too. I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and there was the mouse just floating in the water. So I had to fish it out of the water that had turned green (due to the catnip) and put it in the nearest sink. This isn't the first time she's done this either. Evil.

[ReBurn]

Pizza sauce. It should have been written in that. God missed opportunities.

Maybe there's time for a redo?

[monsterfracas]

ALL the food.

:0
lol

[ReBurn]

You know what my roommate did? She left her catnip mouse in the fucking toilet for me to find when I got home. She was just sitting on the bed like nothing happened too. I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and there was the mouse just floating in the water. So I had to fish it out of the water that had turned green (due to the catnip) and put it in the nearest sink. This isn't the first time she's done this either. Evil.

Next time just go in her bed. Tell her that the mouse was hogging the bathroom.

[Axalon]

You know what my roommate did? She left her catnip mouse in the fucking toilet for me to find when I got home. She was just sitting on the bed like nothing happened too. I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and there was the mouse just floating in the water. So I had to fish it out of the water that had turned green (due to the catnip) and put it in the nearest sink. This isn't the first time she's done this either. Evil.

Should have returned it to her, fresh out of the toilet

[Power Glove]

You know what my roommate did? She left her catnip mouse in the fucking toilet for me to find when I got home. She was just sitting on the bed like nothing happened too. I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and there was the mouse just floating in the water. So I had to fish it out of the water that had turned green (due to the catnip) and put it in the nearest sink. This isn't the first time she's done this either. Evil.

What? Why would someone do this?

Cat people: smh

[harriet the spy]

You know what my roommate did? She left her catnip mouse in the fucking toilet for me to find when I got home. She was just sitting on the bed like nothing happened too. I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and there was the mouse just floating in the water. So I had to fish it out of the water that had turned green (due to the catnip) and put it in the nearest sink. This isn't the first time she's done this either. Evil.

I don't understand. Was it a joke?

Could you simply flush it?

[Devolution]

I don't understand. Was it a joke? Could you simply flush it?

Yeah I'm going to clog the plumbing with a toy mouse. Sounds like a great idea. It will just dry out and she can play with it again. It's not like she also shat and pissed in there too.

[harriet the spy]

Yeah I'm going to clog the plumbing with a toy mouse. Sounds like a great idea. It will just dry out and she can play with it again. It's not like she also shat and pissed in there too.

I have no idea what a catnip mouse looks like. For some reason I was imaging it would just dissolve in the water, but I am now guessing there were non soluble parts.

[Devolution]

I have no idea what a catnip mouse looks like. For some reason I was imaging it would just dissolve in the water, but I am now guessing there were non soluble parts.

It's a christmas looking mouse that you can insert catnip into and she hasn't taken to any other toy quite like it. I think it was her being a little vindictive shit for me leaving today.

[cashman]

I see what you're saying (although I disagree with cottage cheese being an "ingredient"). Ideally that would work with some items. When I moved in I said "hey I don't care if you guys use smaller stuff like spices or butter or cooking oil or condiments, but if you use a bunch of something replace it". That didn't work, no one replaces ANYTHING, they just wait for someone else to buy it again. Suddenly my hot sauce bottle is completely empty after I used it once and I wait two months to see if anyone will replace it and no one does so I have to. Same thing with every type of food item I have, prepared or not. Entire unopened packages of oatmeal, chips, meat, frozen meals, prepared leftovers get used and never replaced. Who the fuck eats someone's else's steak (leftover or not) and thinks that's okay? Plus the fact that I have a specific diet because I lift weights and I don't need to be eating most of the stuff they have.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthre...223&highlight=

pretty specific diet you got there.

[Riggs]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthre...223&highlight= pretty specific diet you got there.

Nice

[Ryaaan14]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthre...223&highlight= pretty specific diet you got there.

He is clearly a pizza poser. For shame.

[Timedog]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthre...223&highlight= pretty specific diet you got there.

That's before I started working out again. I now have a general macronutrient balance and total caloric intake that I abide by.

[eosos]

That's before I started working out again. I now have a general macronutrient balance and total caloric intake that I abide by.

I think we need some pics up in this thread in order to settle some debates.

[Timedog]

Talked to one roommate, he said he wouldn't eat my stuff anymore without asking first. One roommate to go.

[Devolution]

I think we need some pics up in this thread in order to settle some debates.

What kind of pics?

[Xeke]

Oh how exciting another Timedog and Devolution thread. With 42 and 21 posts just get married and combine your posts or whatever.

[grumble]

Oh how exciting another Timedog and Devolution thread. With 42 and 21 posts just get married and combine your posts or whatever.

Don't be a jerk; I'm amused at least.

[macuser1of5]

What kind of pics?

Dick

[dallow_bg]

Talked to one roommate, he said he wouldn't eat my stuff anymore without asking first. One roommate to go.

That was easy.

Why didn't you just do this a long time ago and saved all the drama?

[Timedog]

Oh how exciting another Timedog and Devolution thread. With 42 and 21 posts just get married and combine your posts or whatever.

That was easy. Why didn't you do this a long time ago?

I laid down ground rules on what stuff of mine it's okay to take a little of a long time ago.

[eosos]

Dick

Well, yeah that one is obvious.

[Wiggum2007]

What happened to blame space?

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Oh how exciting another Timedog and Devolution thread. With 42 and 21 posts just get married and combine your posts or whatever.

Damn son.

[Steelrain]

My rash guess is that all the people rallying against Timedog probably still live at home and have no means of relating to what he's talking about. There is something super shitty about going for some of the food you've paid for/prepared, only to find that in your own place, you don't have security over the most basic fucking things that belong to you.

Nah they just know how to communicate with other people like functional human adults.

If something bothers you, say something about it. I've had quite a few roommates and learned early on that clearing the air by voicing your problems is much better for all involved. Passive aggressive shit like notes just increase resentment and hostility.

[Necromanti]

The distribution of food should be one of the first things discussed with your roommates soon after you move in. Unless everyone is paying for equally for all the groceries, then they should be divided up in separate compartments/cupboards. If there are items that everyone (or more than one person) wants, such as eggs/milk/bread, then it would make sense to split on just those items.

[Acid House]

So I'm hooking up with my roommate, and this shit is turning into The Real World right befor my eyes.

2 girls and 2 guys in the house.

Girl 1 is the one im involved with, and I've known for a few years but always has a BF, and did when we moved in 6 months ago.

Girl 2 is new and has a BF but seems to have a crush on me.


The other male roommate has a huge crush on Girl 1, and happens to also be a grade A Creeper who makes her uncomfortable and tries to touch and grab on her.

It's been going on off and on for a few months now, started as drunk hook ups and gradually got more involved recently. I'm thinking about breaking it off for sanity's sake but this fall weir lease is up and the situation will resolve itself (assuming we still are into one another by then).

Any advise for a bro in a sticky spot?

[Wiggum2007]

Kill one roommate and put his cuts of meat into the fridge so your other roommates eat him.

[macuser1of5]

OT but Acid house is best house

[Xeke]

So I'm hooking up with my roommate, and this shit is turning into The Real World right befor my eyes. 2 girls and 2 guys in the house. Girl 1 is the one im involved with, and I've known for a few years but always has a BF, and did when we moved in 6 months ago. Girl 2 is new and has a BF but seems to have a crush on me. The other male roommate has a huge crush on Girl 1, and happens to also be a grade A Creeper who makes her uncomfortable and tries to touch and grab on her. It's been going on off and on for a few months now, started as drunk hook ups and gradually got more involved recently. I'm thinking about breaking it off for sanity's sake but this fall weir lease is up and the situation will resolve itself (assuming we still are into one another by then). Any advise for a bro in a sticky spot?

[Sol..]

OT but Acid house is best house

nope.

[macuser1of5]

nope.

Yes

[Sol..]

Yes

negative.

[Ryaaan14]

So I'm hooking up with my roommate, and this shit is turning into The Real World right befor my eyes. 2 girls and 2 guys in the house. Girl 1 is the one im involved with, and I've known for a few years but always has a BF, and did when we moved in 6 months ago. Girl 2 is new and has a BF but seems to have a crush on me. The other male roommate has a huge crush on Girl 1, and happens to also be a grade A Creeper who makes her uncomfortable and tries to touch and grab on her. It's been going on off and on for a few months now, started as drunk hook ups and gradually got more involved recently. I'm thinking about breaking it off for sanity's sake but this fall weir lease is up and the situation will resolve itself (assuming we still are into one another by then). Any advise for a bro in a sticky spot?

Post pics of both and I'll make a decision for you.

[Barrage]

My rash guess is that all the people rallying against Timedog probably still live at home and have no means of relating to what he's talking about. There is something super shitty about going for some of the food you've paid for/prepared, only to find that in your own place, you don't have security over the most basic fucking things that belong to you.

I've had 11 roomates in the last two years. I've lived in a Frathouse.

[macuser1of5]

negative.

Keep this up and I am going to fucking freak out (you do not want this)

[Acid House]

Definitely not into girl 2, but she is doable and likes to buy beer and hang out w me.

Girl 1 is getting to me, it's feels like we click and feels good but the proximity issue is a big one. Especially with male roommate around creeping all over her. I'm not sure it's worth all the drama since I don't really have a license to tell this guy off due to the ambiguous nature of my relationship with girl 1, and he's also a friend.

[MrPliskin]

Talked to one roommate, he said he wouldn't eat my stuff anymore without asking first. One roommate to go.

Progress! Glad to hear you talk it out dude, also really glad to hear your roommate own up and handle it civilly. Good stuff.

[UrokeJoe]

What I did was shit in a bowl of corn flakes and left out a quart of milk with a note that said "go ahead and eat my shit!"

Then we had a meeting.

[Pachterballs]

one of my ex housemates used my loofah. covered it with his pubes. yelling match ensued.

[Axalon]

Oh how exciting another Timedog and Devolution thread. With 42 and 21 posts just get married and combine your posts or whatever.

so mad

[Exclamation-One]

There is only one solution, Timedog.

Behold

[Nerfgun]

Timedog. I've been there. the notes will be about as effective as telling teenagers in a theatre to be quiet. your note will only have negative repercussions. because we have already established that your roomate(s) is an ingrate. language is not the answer here. they don't care.

The real answer is the locking mini-fridge. Yeah it's kind of crappy, but they are very cheap, and useful for years, so I'd go that route.

also I'd casually mention a few times that there seem to be bedbugs around, and wait for new roommates.

[MC Safety]

There is only one solution, Timedog. Behold

The best part is when the original poster asks about the legality of poisoning his roommates.

God, gaming age.

[Exclamation-One]

The best part is when the original poster asks about the legality of poisoning his roommates. God, gaming age.

And I never got caught!

>_>

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