Devolution
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Only 4 Apple Jolly Ranchers? Who the hell did I piss off? #1

Out of 32 jolly ranchers I only got 4 Apple ones in this bag. Those are the best. What flavors do you like that seem to be distributed terribly among candy?
Persona7
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(04-15-2012, 10:29 PM)
#2

Blue and Red gummy worms.




Very few in the bag I ate yesterday. This picture shows many, though.
Eggman
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#3

Pink starbursts.
Tesseract
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(04-15-2012, 10:30 PM)

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how many grapes? i rage when my bags are mostly grapes.
JCX
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Cherry, the best flavor, is always the least common.
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Did you buy them on friday the 13th?
DeathNote
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#7

Cherry jellybeans
Cherry in most things
Cashews in mixed nuts
eternaLightness
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#8

Watermelon are the best ones anyways.
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NOBODY LIKES GRAPE WHY IS IT A FLAVOR OF JOLLY RANCHER?
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Lemon was the best flavor, and there aren't too many of them to be found nowadays :-/
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Too many Pink Starbursts, always.


Too few Cherry Jolly Ranchers.

Too few Red Starbursts.
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Originally Posted by Timedog: View Post
NOBODY LIKES GRAPE WHY IS IT A FLAVOR OF JOLLY RANCHER?
Wow fuck right off.
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Originally Posted by Dr Eggman: View Post
Pink starbursts.
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#14

There always seems to be a criminally low amount of red starburst in a big bag and a crazy amount of yellows and pinks, ironically the 2 I don't really like all that much.
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grape candies always taste like medicine
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Originally Posted by Discotheque: View Post
grape candies always taste like medicine
Grape Laffy Taffy says you're wrong.
Devolution
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#17

Originally Posted by Tesseract: View Post
how many grapes? i rage when my bags are mostly grapes.
6. 7 Watermelon which is my second favorite. 5 Cherry and the rest Blue Raspberry. Tons of blue raspberry fuck.
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Originally Posted by Dr Eggman: View Post
Pink starbursts.
Pink and red for me.

Getting both pink and red in one of these is like the goddam holy grail:



Usually I open one and it's orange or yellow and I flip out.
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Originally Posted by Discotheque: View Post
grape candies always taste like medicine
Cherry too.
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#20

Originally Posted by Ultimadrago: View Post
Too many Pink Starbursts, always.


Too few Cherry Jolly Ranchers.

Too few Red Starbursts.
Oh yeah, Red Starbursts.
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I hate Blue Raspberry Ranchers, you have my condolences.
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Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post
6. 7 Watermelon which is my second favorite. 5 Cherry and the rest Blue Raspberry. Tons of blue raspberry fuck.
Blue raspberry is worse than anything in life. I would honestly rather drink spoiled milk than eat a bag of blue raspberry candy.
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Originally Posted by Timedog: View Post
NOBODY LIKES GRAPE WHY IS IT A FLAVOR OF JOLLY RANCHER?
Grape is alright. Blueberry or whatever the blue Jolly Rancher is supposed to be is horrible though. I never eat them. They need to bring back lemon.
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Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post
6. 7 Watermelon which is my second favorite. 5 Cherry and the rest Blue Raspberry. Tons of blue raspberry fuck.
When I was younger, blue raspberry was my favorite, solely because it stained my tongue.
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Originally Posted by JCX: View Post
Cherry, the best flavor, is always the least common.
Cherry is the worst flavor of 90% of foods with multiple flavors.

P.S. Blue Raspberry is the shit.
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Originally Posted by A Human Becoming: View Post
Cherry is the worst flavor of 90% of foods with multiple flavors.
Nope it's the best usually that's why they put so little in there. People buy more cause they want more cherry! /conspiracy
Devolution
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Grape and Cherry remind me too much of the children's tylenol and cough syrups I took back in the day.
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I love yellow and orange starbursts.
if you like red and pink, let's meet up and trade.
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Originally Posted by Ryaaan14: View Post
Blue raspberry is worse than anything in life. I would honestly rather drink spoiled milk than eat a bag of blue raspberry candy.
I will forever resent Blue Raspberry for replacing Lemon. And for being disgusting.
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Originally Posted by Derrick01: View Post
Nope it's the best usually that's why they put so little in there. People buy more cause they want more cherry! /conspiracy
I think my dislike of cherry stems mostly from the horrible cherry flavored medicines.
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Originally Posted by Derrick01: View Post
Nope it's the best usually that's why they put so little in there. People buy more cause they want more cherry! /conspiracy
The only good cherry flavor in candy is cherry Gummy Bears. Everything else is way too tart.
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#32

How about black cherry warheads?
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Originally Posted by Bread: View Post
I love yellow and orange starbursts.
if you like red and pink, let's meet up and trade.
I guess the trick in life is finding a partner who has the exact opposite tastes in candy so then you're set.
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Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post
I guess the trick in life is finding a partner who has the exact opposite tastes in candy so then you're set.
27/m/FL/orange
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Originally Posted by Devolution: View Post
I guess the trick in life is finding a partner who has the exact opposite tastes in candy so then you're set.
That goes for pretty much everything food related with my gf.
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#36

Originally Posted by Ryaaan14: View Post
The only good cherry flavor in candy is cherry Gummy Bears. Everything else is way too tart.
Gummy Bears have flavors? I always ate them in bunches. How could I not know.

The best gummy bear is a rummy bear.
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#37

For the people posting about Starburst....just to check, be aware that these wonderful packages exist:
Quote:

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Originally Posted by AMUSIX: View Post
For the people posting about Starburst....just to check, be aware that these wonderful packages exist:
Alas, if they did not have that accursed PINK.
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#39

Originally Posted by Persona7: View Post
Blue and Red gummy worms.




Very few in the bag I ate yesterday. This picture shows many, though.
Anyone know what regular gummi worm brand might have been popular in the early 90's?
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Originally Posted by eternaLightness: View Post
Watermelon are the best ones anyways.
This.
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Originally Posted by AMUSIX: View Post
For the people posting about Starburst....just to check, be aware that these wonderful packages exist:
Like a gift from heaven
Tesseract
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#42



best candle ever.
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Originally Posted by Discotheque: View Post
grape candies always taste like medicine
Dimetapp was my favorite medicine growing up. Shit was delicious.
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Originally Posted by Crunched: View Post
Gummy Bears have flavors? I always ate them in bunches. How could I not know.

The best gummy bear is a rummy bear.
JLo loved cherry Gummy Bears in the movie Jack. That's good enough proof that red gummies are best gummies.
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A real man makes his own luck.

Last edited by thekonamicode; 04-15-2012 at 10:46 PM.
Persona7
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Originally Posted by DeathNote: View Post
Anyone know what regular gummi worm brand might have been popular in the early 90's?
Trolli?
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#47

Banana Laffy Taffy is another horrible flavor that is usually left alone and unwanted because it tastes like shit.
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Originally Posted by Tesseract: View Post


best candle ever.
How do you stop yourself from eating it?
Devolution
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#49

All this blue raspberry, syrupy garbage, I'd rather drink a smirnoff ice. Same shit.
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Originally Posted by Dr Eggman: View Post
Pink starbursts.
Pink Starbursts, Red Skittles