[Mammoth Jones]

Fuck "fixeruppers". Accept a person as they are or move on. Gonna be a pain to be in a relationship with someone and try to mold them into something they're not.

[Zeitgeister]

yup.

[SapientWolf]

Being short is the most undesirable trait? *slits wrists* Oh wait, I have a girlfriend.

Studies say the guy doesn't have to be tall. Just taller than the woman he's after.

[Zeitgeister]

If you have these issues you should just study PUA techniques. You will learn how to Power Stare, The Intimidation Hold, Dominance Breathing, and Subjugation Meld. By treating people like shit you will become a better, more enlightened person.

might just as well just get an unmarked van, some non-existent licence plates, and take it from there.
Almost the same, except you're actually being a real bad boy. Bitches love 9/9 bad boys. RIGHT, BITCH?

*totally not posting from a van*

okay / not okay?

[Count Dookkake]

Studies say the guy doesn't have to be tall. Just taller than the woman he's after.

Or considerably wealthier than the competition.

[RatskyWatsky]

Five and a half is kind of small, isn't it? I mean, it's fine if it's girthy, but still pretty short.

Well, I mean, if 5'5 is considered too small, I doubt another .5' is gonna do a whole lot.

[crazy monkey]

Monkeys are on the properly rated undesireable list.

monkeys are awesome. small penis but strong

[thestopsign]

I'm a mild introvert, but really all that means is that I can't be around the same person/group of people for more than a few days in a row without wanting to withdraw myself for a bit to recharge. I'm very lively and outgoing, I just can't always be lively and outgoing, I need the "seventh day of rest". I normally take one day out of the week where I cut most communication with people and indulge myself.

[thisfragilelife]

God, would suck to be any of those guys.

I'll assume that comment was sarcastic towards your ridiculous avatar of someone having 11" biceps

[DR2K]

I'll assume that comment was sarcastic towards your ridiculous avatar of someone having 11" biceps

It's me and they're 16 and a half inches.

[thisfragilelife]

It's me and they're 16 and a half inches.

I was mostly just kidding around, bro...but that was a hilarious response. Props to you. I need to hit the gym so badly....

[Surface of Me]

Five and a half is kind of small, isn't it? I mean, it's fine if it's girthy, but still pretty short.

It's pretty average, actually.

[Devolution]

Porn has really skewed the perception of what makes a penis big.

[DR2K]

Porn has really skewed the perception of what makes a penis big.

I think if it can make the person you're with gag, then it's big enough.

[SapientWolf]

I think if it can make the person you're with gag, then it's big enough.

Or just really gross.

[hateradio]

I think if it can make the person you're with gag, then it's big enough.

We should call it the gag size.

Try to find the right gag size for you.

[RatskyWatsky]

Or just really gross.

A penis is big enough if it's just really gross? What?

[DR2K]

Or just really gross.

No complaints so far. Pretty good litmus test based on my sexual experiences.

[i_am_ben]

I think if it can make the person you're with gag, then it's big enough.

that's just because you're a true romantic.

[SapientWolf]

A penis is big enough if it's just really gross? What?

If she gags before it's even in her mouth then it's probably not due to size.

[Devolution]

If she gags before it's even in her mouth then it's probably not due to size.

Do you have experience with this or something?

[RatskyWatsky]

If she gags before it's even in her mouth then it's probably not due to size.

lol

[DR2K]

If she gags before it's even in her mouth then it's probably not due to size.

Well Windex is really only good for cleaning windows.

[RatskyWatsky]

Well Windex is really only good for cleaning windows.

I'm lost.

[Lissar]

lol So basically you like guys that might as well not be there. *adds entry to lissar's psychological profile*

Guys who might as well not be there?

*actually doesn't understand this*

[computers putin']

I guess this thread is now about penis size.

[miksar]

9 Underrated Women & Why You Should Date Them

Depressive
Over 6'2''
No breast
Fat
Prostitutes/Strippers
Religious
Muscular
With a child
Virgins

I'm sorry if I offended anyone.

[Jaffaboy]

Well the way I see it, there's a lot of women who are interested in guys that are complete over confident, edgy douchebags that treat them like shit, but they maintain that interest because for some reason they like to think they will be the one to tame them and change them. If they succeed then they have a guy who is tamed yet has that 'fire' or 'spark' or some shit. I guess trying to improve someone instead of taming them seems a lot less attractive. Or something.

[cdyhybrid]

This list is for girls under 25 right? Ive seen such a shift in them 25+ its insane.

Goodness gracious I hope you are right

[ZombieSupaStar]

Goodness gracious I hope you are right

Just noticing a general shift in attitude as I approached 30, maybe they just more mature(probably), or are less demanding as everything on them heads south (also probably). That being said I qualify for 4 on the list, but I am an only child so who else would she dote on?

[cdyhybrid]

Just noticing a general shift in attitude as I approached 30, maybe they just more mature(probably), or are less demanding as everything on them heads south (also probably).

I'll take what I can get

[ZombieSupaStar]

I'll take what I can get

Just chillax mang, be yourself!, but having a nice chicken just waiting to get plucked is nice also.

[cdyhybrid]

Just chillax mang, be yourself!, but having a nice chicken just waiting to get plucked is nice also.

For sure. I need to work on putting myself out there more, but I won't complain if biology throws me an assist.

[sphinx]

I am so very glad that I am gay after reading how women would turn me down with my 5'4 height. There are plenty of 6'1 gay men here in Germany that would like to get near my little body :D .. I even get to choose and diss... (no bragging intentions, it's just funny how things work)

and the reason why people with some of the conditions in the OP should be avoided is because if you get a relationship with them, you will very like get both their good and bad habits.

Sad, but most of the time partnering with a fat person will bring you nearer to bad eating habits and away from a healthy lifestyle.. smoking and drinking would go here as well.

[Ikael]

While I consider that having standards is a healthy thing, way too stricter standdards will lead to constant insatisfaction as well. That being said, I am a man and can understand some of these defects as reasons enough to "unqualify" someone (like obesity) , but another ones are just plain stupid. You wouldn't date one men because of his height? (and nope, I am pretty tall myself) loving your mother is now considered to be a bad trait? the fuck? And introverted people gets way too much flack too. My society (Spain) views introversion like some kind of mental illness, but some of my best friends are very introverted. God forbid you do not give two shits about befriend everyone and disco clubs, sheesh.

[The Anti-Monitor]

While I consider that having standards is a healthy thing, way too stricter standdards will lead to constant insatisfaction as well. That being said, I am a man and can understand some of these defects as reasons enough to "unqualify" someone (like obesity) , but another ones are just plain stupid. You wouldn't date one men because of his height? (and nope, I am pretty tall myself) loving your mother is now considered to be a bad trait? the fuck? And introverted people gets way too much flack too. My society (Spain) views introversion like some kind of mental illness, but some of my best friends are very introverted. God forbid you do not give two shits about befriend everyone and disco clubs, sheesh.

I've never heard people underrating shorties, but someone obsessing over their mother is annoying as fuck. And introverted people aren't underrated, they're just unnoticed, which is why we don't date them.

Spanish here as well.

[sixteen-bit]

only 14 percent of guys are 6 feet and up? ...nice

Yay I'm part of an exclusive club

[leadbelly]

Guys who might as well not be there? *actually doesn't understand this*

Well...

"They let me stay at home and read!"

Basically you like guys that leave you alone to read.

[soultron]

I feel odd that it's coming from a guy. I wonder where he fit in on that list?

[Lissar]

Well... "They let me stay at home and read!" Basically you like guys that leave you alone to read.

We sit side by side and read! :O Introverts don't need a lot of attention. As an introvert, I can understand needing a lot of me-time.

[leadbelly]

We sit side by side and read! :O

Is that like a compromise?

"Lissar!"

"I'm reading!"

"Don't you want to do something though?"

"No!"

"But don't you want to do something together?"

"Okay. You can sit by my side while I read."

[soultron]

Kicking back with your SO is one of the simpler pleasures in life. My GF and I used to do homework with each other, we read (our own) books together, and so on. Nothing wrong with that. We do lots of active stuff as well.

[leadbelly]

Kicking back with your SO is one of the simpler pleasures in life. My GF and I used to do homework with each other, we read (our own) books together, and so on. Nothing wrong with that. We do lots of active stuff as well.

Yeah. I'm winding her up.

[RevoDS]

The only category I fit in is introvert. I'm an otherwise awesome guy, but being introverted to the extent I am is keeping relationships a distant dream. I am getting better though.

Forever alone representing!

[kavinsky]

How do the ladies of gaf feel about height?
That would be interesting to know.

[Lissar]

Shortest guy I've dated was 5'7" (I'm also 5'7".) Would I go shorter than that? Hmm... well, I can't say no because it might mean giving up on an awesome person for superficial reasons. It would be a little odd though. I do have an uncle who is 5'6" and his wife is 6' and they seem comfortable with each other.

[Draft]

Why are the bottom of her shoes red?

[Ivan A Nguyen]

On Doctor Drew's Life Changers, he did an episode where he paired up a tall woman who had super high standards of a 6'2" man, educated, successful, and good looking. She basically wanted a legit Stringer Bell from The Wire. He gives her a date that's all that, but he's about 5'5". She does a fake polite act, but it's horrible to watch.

At the end they ask the guy if he'd be up for another date and he says yes, but the girl says no cause he's too short. Height meant a lot to her and she felt she deserved to get what she wanted. A part of me is pissed because the guy was a cool dude, but they had stacked the audience with just women so afterwards there was a massive show of hands of women willing to date him so it wasn't that bad.

[grumble]

Why are the bottom of her shoes red?

I googled it. Apparently there's a designer called christian louboutin who makes extremely expensive shoes, and the bottom of those shoes are red.

Frankly, that's something that most guys wouldn't know, and I'm not sure that not knowing something so silly makes a guy undateable. I'd be concerned about dating any girl who thought knowing that was a very important thing.

[grumble]

On Doctor Drew's Life Changers, he did an episode where he paired up a tall woman who had super high standards of a 6'2" man, educated, successful, and good looking. She basically wanted a legit Stringer Bell from The Wire. He gives her a date that's all that, but he's about 5'5". She does a fake polite act, but it's horrible to watch. At the end they ask the guy if he'd be up for another date and he says yes, but the girl says no cause he's too short. Height meant a lot to her and she felt she deserved to get what she wanted. A part of me is pissed because the guy was a cool dude, but they had stacked the audience with just women so afterwards there was a massive show of hands of women willing to date him so it wasn't that bad.

I always find that so funny. When a woman has super high standards like that, she'd better be pretty stellar herself.