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B.K.
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(04-22-2012, 06:19 AM)
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http://www.siliconera.com/2012/04/21...wait-a-second/

According to Amazon.com, you’ll get a blow up character doll, heart shaped compressed towel, an art book, and the PlayStation 3 game. After seeing ‘>how Aksys marketed the Ellis pillowcase I wonder what kind of video they’re going to make for this…

I think Aksys has topped the other two with this one.
Zeer0id
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(04-22-2012, 06:21 AM)
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must-buy
Amagon
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(04-22-2012, 06:22 AM)
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Preorder!
Relix
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(04-22-2012, 06:22 AM)
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Shit, that's kind of sad =/
B.K.
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(04-22-2012, 06:25 AM)
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Originally Posted by Relix

Shit, that's kind of sad =/

Or is it? Maybe it's the kind of thing their customers want!
dakkumauji
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(04-22-2012, 06:25 AM)
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Really pushing the limit here aren't we.
Vamphuntr
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(04-22-2012, 06:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by Relix

Shit, that's kind of sad =/

I guess that's a way to market a terrible game :S
androvsky
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(04-22-2012, 06:28 AM)
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Keep in mind the game is rated T for Teen, so the blow up doll is probably not going to be very risque.
shinobi602
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(04-22-2012, 06:28 AM)
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Lucentto
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(04-22-2012, 06:29 AM)
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I highly doubt the blow up doll is anything like people are thinking, still a bit weird to include though.
impact
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(04-22-2012, 06:30 AM)
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I wanted a body pillow with a nice fine little girl on it
MikeE21286
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(04-22-2012, 06:30 AM)
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never been more excited
Gintoki
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(04-22-2012, 06:31 AM)
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They should make a video for this edition too.
Zee-Row
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(04-22-2012, 06:33 AM)
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Can't wait for the un-boxing videos!
Kokonoe
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(04-22-2012, 06:34 AM)
This is quite hilarious.
Cheska
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(04-22-2012, 06:37 AM)
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Really playing into the stereotype now aren't we? :(
MightyKAC
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(04-22-2012, 06:42 AM)
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Say what you want about the blow up doll, but you gotta give it to Aksys for hooking their customers up with some damned unique swag.
Luigi87
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(04-22-2012, 06:44 AM)
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Well... This is something I'm going to have to see.
JDSN
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(04-22-2012, 06:49 AM)
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I guess they are also trying to aim at the CoD fanbase.
earvcunanan
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(04-22-2012, 06:50 AM)
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Damn, lol
.la1n
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(04-22-2012, 06:51 AM)
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Hasardeur
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(04-22-2012, 07:07 AM)
... of the blond guy, surely?
SapientWolf
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(04-22-2012, 07:10 AM)
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Let's just get straight to the point. How many pockets is this doll gonna have?
SmithnCo
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(04-22-2012, 07:13 AM)
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...what

Zeer0id
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(04-22-2012, 07:14 AM)
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This sounds crazy on paper, but I'm betting the reality of it will be far less, erm, suggestive than the oppai mousepad of the previous game. There is really just no possible way to make that seem anything but totally pandering and weird. I kind of want one though.
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Kurod
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(04-22-2012, 07:14 AM)
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Originally Posted by Zee-Row

Can't wait for the un-boxing videos!

This is gonna be great! I hope Kotaku get Mike Fahey to do a video for them.
Amagon
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(04-22-2012, 07:16 AM)
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Originally Posted by SapientWolf

Let's just get straight to the point. How many pockets is this doll gonna have?

Is that what they call it?
AlphaTwo00
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(04-22-2012, 07:16 AM)
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PS3 only huh? No 360 this time?
Nintendo Playstation
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(04-22-2012, 07:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by Relix

Shit, that's kind of sad =/

Then happy, then sad again. purple-haired girl from the cover art please

I've always kinda been curious about these RPGs, this and Hyperdimension Neptunia. I never get around to actually trying the games though.
MCD
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(04-22-2012, 07:21 AM)
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If only the battle system was faster...
Blunt
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(04-22-2012, 07:22 AM)
SUPARSTARX
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(04-22-2012, 07:22 AM)
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Day one.











Wait, wat???
Femmeworth
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(04-22-2012, 08:00 AM)
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As long as this funds more localizations like 999. :\
Chanser
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(04-22-2012, 08:23 AM)
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Every game needs a blow up doll.
firehawk12
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(04-22-2012, 08:25 AM)
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Jesus Christ. lol
shinobi602
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(04-22-2012, 08:25 AM)
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Originally Posted by Chanser

Every game needs a blow up doll.

Halo 4.

Frankie get on this.
Tylahedras
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(04-22-2012, 08:29 AM)
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Originally Posted by shinobi602

Halo 4.

Frankie get on this.

Cortana... or Master Chief?
shinobi602
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(04-22-2012, 08:30 AM)
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Originally Posted by Tylahedras

Cortana... or Master Chief?

Gravemind
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(04-22-2012, 08:32 AM)

Originally Posted by Tylahedras

Cortana... or Master Chief?

Sgt Johnson
Steroyd
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(04-22-2012, 08:32 AM)
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Yay?
Kayhan
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(04-22-2012, 08:34 AM)
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Originally Posted by Chanser

Every gamer needs a blow up doll.

fixed





Don't kill me.
REMEMBER CITADEL
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(04-22-2012, 08:36 AM)
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Originally Posted by B.K.

Or is it? Maybe it's the kind of thing their customers want!

Which is sad.
BlackIronCount
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(04-22-2012, 08:40 AM)
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need to see picture first before getting excited
Reversed
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(04-22-2012, 08:53 AM)
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Borderline stuff there...
InfiniteNine
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(04-22-2012, 09:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by AlphaTwo00

PS3 only huh? No 360 this time?

There is no 360 version of Agarest Senki 2.
GrandHarrier
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(04-22-2012, 09:49 AM)
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Originally Posted by InfiniteNine

There is no 360 version of Agarest Senki 2.

I won't lie. I was disappointed when I heard that. To my everlasting secret shame I picked up 1 and Zero on 360.
Westlo
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(04-22-2012, 09:58 AM)
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Originally Posted by BlackIronCount

need to see picture first before getting excited

True that, looking forward too seeing this thread once the pics are out lol.
StunandStab
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(04-22-2012, 12:01 PM)
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If SE were to do this for Lightning I'd be all over it
Jake Tower
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(04-22-2012, 12:05 PM)
wahjah

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