[-PXG-]

Cortana... or Master Chief?

Arbiter

[Monocle]

So does it have any holes? You know, for storing things in.

Gravemind

I would pay handsomely for a Gravemind plushie.

[Haunted]

At least they don't have any illusions about their audience.

[DY_nasty]

If SE were to do this for Lightning I'd be all over it

All my yens

[Cheech]

Day what

[A Huge Battleship]

Someone really needs to be fired for this. And by fired, I mean promoted.

[sixteen-bit]

Why

[Prime crotch]

Why

It's Agarest War.

[darkside31337]

Blow up doll, what?

Would have preferred a pillow case or a washable poster but this isn't bad.

yes I am joking.

[DimmuBurgerKing]

I have no words.

"Give me to your daughter, and she'll have the biggest doll in town... with fuckable orafices! Use me to deter burglars! Because if I, someone's inflatable woman, am in plain sight, no one's going to want to touch anything in that home until it's been boiled!" "Keep imagining kids! There are hundreds of uses for an inflatable doll. Use me to save lives at the pool! Or prop me in the corner and I can hold up to one hat! Why, you could fill me with bees and use me to kill! Or just make me your friend and take me with you everywhere! Be careful, though! People will fuck me!"

[test_account]

The blowup doll is probably some 1 feet doll that you see in toy stores etc.

[Torraz]

Looking forward to agarest 2. Missed out on the aksys CE of the original since the physical release was xbox only.

[Neuromancer]

Looks like I'm getting me a new waifu

[The Last Wizard]

Do want :o

Need to play zero though.

[nonnocere]

Don't buy used.

[ZealousD]

Really playing into the stereotype now aren't we? :(

Are you unfamiliar with how the first game was marketed?

The CE for that one was called the "Really Naughty Edition".

[Cheska]

Are you unfamiliar with how the first game was marketed? The CE for that one was called the "Really Naughty Edition".

Oh I know. But I don't think a mousepad is nearly as sad as this.

[Torraz]

Oh I know. But I don't think a mousepad is nearly as sad as this.

The first one also had a pillow case.

[InfiniteNine]

That mouse pad actually came in handy when I started gaming on the PC. My wrist started hurting like hell after a while on the Summer Wars one I have.

[Loofy]

I decided to finally look up where this image came from.

wtf lol.

In combat, Bueno is typically shown just appearing behind an enemy when they aren't paying attention. He says one or the other of his words and the "camera" cuts away with a scream sound effect. After one such instance, we later see the headline of a Gotham City newspaper that the person Bueno had snuck up behind had essentially been fatally sodomized, in the craftiest, most family friendly terms they could get this message across in within a non-Vertigo/ DC publication.

[Parn]

Which is sad.

You just don't understand the culture.

[Gintoki]

ESRB description of the game (Just read the second segment)

This is a fantasy role-playing game in which players control a hero who must restore balance in a magical land. Players explore towns, travel along map points, and fight humans and creatures in turn-based combat. Action sequences consist of selecting weapons and attacks (Ice Vein, Trick Hit, Rushing Jaeger, Drop Dead, etc.) from a menu screen; damage is indicated by slashing sounds, light effects, and floating hit points above characters’ heads. The game depicts several female characters whose breasts/buttocks are partially obscured by hot-spring mist and soap suds. During some bathhouse sequences, players can engage in massage-based mini-games, applying oil or foodstuffs (e.g., bananas, mushrooms, popsicles) to the bodies of bikini-clad women. One related achievement is called Ecstasy Time. Other still-frame images depict female characters in provocative poses (e.g., women hiding behind bed sheets; two characters eating a banana together) or engaging in suggestive dialogue: “Bigger is better, right?” The words “sh*t” and “a*shole” appear in dialogue.

[kafiend]

Oh, how many opinions would be changed if it was a male doll inflated through the penis.

[Dedication Through Light]

Guess I wont be getting this LE.

[frequency]

I will buy anything that Aksys releases. No matter how silly it is.

[LiK]

if the blow-up doll was a guy, would that change your mind?

[frequency]

if the blow-up doll was a guy, would that change your mind?

I would prefer it be a guy.

[Femmeworth]

Oh, how many opinions would be changed if it was a male doll inflated through the penis.

[Emitan]

I thought the title said Advance Wars and was really confused.

[InfiniteNine]

Oh, how many opinions would be changed if it was a male doll inflated through the penis.

I think it would be too soft!

[Ledsen]

ESRB description of the game (Just read the second segment)

I would love to be the guy that writes these descriptions. Hire me, ESRB!

[Jacksonlee]

i will buy this.

i needed a blowup doll.

[scy]

One-upping that Lollipop Chainsaw inflatable chainsaw I guess.

[zerokoolpsx]

I kind of want it now.

[Kasumi1970]

PS3 only huh? No 360 this time?

In Japan it naver came out for the 360...only PS3. Aksys don't program games they just bring the over. ( this is not like Arcana Heart 3 were it was on the 360 and they don't bring to the 360 in USA)

[WickedLaharl]

Gotta find ways to sell your game when the game itself isn't worth playing.

[Kasumi1970]

Gotta find ways to sell your game when the game itself isn't worth playing.

Have you played Agarest War 2? Agarest War 2 playes that bad? I thought Agarest War 1 and Zero played ok.

[Ponn01]

Only ordering online, in discreet packaging.

Gamestop employees would judge me like they did when I picked up the first Agarest War LE.

[Volcynika]

Amazon has a picture with a blurred out doll:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...L._AA1170_.jpg

[Femmeworth]

Amazon has a picture with a blurred out doll: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...L._AA1170_.jpg

Lame.

[androvsky]

Pretty much what I figured.

[Dedication Through Light]

Standard Edition then.

[NEO0MJ]

Amazon has a picture with a blurred out doll: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...L._AA1170_.jpg

What mockery is this?

[dragonlife]

No pics of it? Lame.

[scy]

I'd pay extra if it was actually a giant blurred out doll.

Also, does that heart say "a wonderful towel experience"?

[dakkumauji]

Didn't see that coming. Also, doesn't look that amazing. If it was a stress doll, that would be better.

[Dresden]

Amazon has a picture with a blurred out doll: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...L._AA1170_.jpg

Oh, it's not one of those dolls which people inflate in order to insert their dicks into. Lame.

[Jomjom]

That doll still looks big enough... For what I'm not going to say.

[Coxy]

a catgirl blow up doll at that, maybe I need this

[Kokonoe]

"a wonderful towel experience" I wonder who specifically came up with that?