[Timedog]

Let's get balls deep into a philosophical discussion about this issue. Let's rap, GAF.

I take long showers because I fucking hate waking up, and a long, relaxing, meditative shower makes my entire day feel better. It allows me to spread my wings and glide on a refreshing mountain gust into my day, a zen warrior of calm.

Thanks Ted.

[BigDug13]

Long if I decide to shave my head in the shower. Short if I did it with shave cream.

No shampoo necessary anymore so I don't need long ones.

[cashman]

short. Water bills yo

[WoodenLung]

However long it takes me to finish masturbating.

[James Woods]

I don't.

[AnathemicOne]

Depends on my mood.

Usually I take morning showers AKA it's cold as hell so I spent around 20-30 mins, it may extend to 40 to an hour if I'm really moody

[Timedog]

I don't.

Jaymes Wodds isn't asian. Stop living a lie.

[bud]

as long as i get to pee in the shower, i don't really care.

[Typographenia]

Short showers because-

1. I'm paying for it
2. The hot water only lasts about 3 minutes

[Grakl]

Short, don't got time.

[Rentahamster]

Short showers.

Water conservation.

[Ninja Beagle]

I recently put a stool in my shower. So I sit instead of standing. I do this for a looonnngg time.

[Feep]

[HungOverOnATues]

Longer than they need to be at least, largely due to being half asleep in the morning and zoning out thinking of total nonsensical thoughts

Edit: ^ that image is pretty accurate. I always think that I'm thinking of something totally amazing or insightful, and occasionally even argue with myself over what I'm thinking about, only to soon afterwards realize that I have no idea what the fuck I'm thinking.

[Digishine]

I take 30 min shower. Cause I fucking love it thats why

[Marius_]

I take long showers because I fucking hate waking up, and a long, relaxing, meditative shower makes my entire day feel better. It allows me to spread my wings and glide on a refreshing mountain gust into my day, a zen warrior of calm.

basically

plus the water bill is included in my rent so I dont care about water usage

[ATF487]

During the week, around 10 minutes or so since I have things to do.

During the weekend, longer since I can enjoy them. I love a good long weekend shower, especially when I get to relax afterwards with coffee and breakfast

[Orayn]

The 95% confidence interval for my shower lengths is (5,15) minutes, with a right-skewed distribution. Depends on whether or not I'm in a hurry.

[AnathemicOne]

Haha so true, everytime I shower I always go into deep thought about my life and/or philosophy ironcially

[Timo]

Almost always a short shower. Almost always.

[neoism]

I do this every shower... but in the dark.

[Slayer-33]

Long showers..


Feels good man.

[Mistouze]

Depends on if there's a hurry or some shit but in a perfect world days would be 25 hours long so that I could waste one hour under steaming hot water.

[Devolution]

Shampoo and stuff in the morning. Relatively quick because I got stuff to do.

Showers at night that are either short (to just wash sweat off) or long and soothing if I feel like I need it.

Showers with an S/O, definitely long and fun.

[FootNinja]

Around 15 minutes each time. That long or short?

[Hasardeur]

super-long showers (20-40 minutes) with steaming hot water - it's the only proper way

[Anteater]

I stay in the shower until I reach enlightenment

[B.K.]

Long showers. The warm water makes my back feel a bit better after a long day.

[Timedog]

I stay in the shower until I reach enlightenment

Yep!

[bluehat9]

Short showers because cold water beating down on me isn't all that fun.

[mac]

I like wasting the fuck out of water and energy.

[Dead]

30 minutes minimum when I'm working

15 minutes maximum if I have a free day

[Eggman]

Long showers because I only shower like once a month.

[Kitsunebaby]

Short shower in the morning when I'm getting ready. Long shower in the evening to relax the day away. Although, a long soak in the tub is also great.

[Dicer]

Short, I'm in there to get clean and get out... and I don't fap in the shower so yeah.

[KingK]

Long showers, assuming I have enough hot water to have a long shower.

Hot showers are one of the most relaxing things ever. Especially in the winter when you roll out of bed and are freezing only to get into a shower with steaming hot water pouring down your neck and back. I never want it to stop.

[Digishine]

Long showers because I only shower like once a month.

Why Am I'm not shocked by this ?

[AnathemicOne]

Long showers, assuming I have enough hot water to have a long shower. Hot showers are one of the most relaxing things ever. Especially in the winter when you roll out of bed and are freezing only to get into a shower with steaming hot water pouring down your neck and back. I never want it to stop.

Best feeling ever, which is why I always take morning showers.

[Treefingers]

I stay in the shower until I reach enlightenment

This man gets it

[leadbelly]

Well it depends on what I have planned, but I tend to have long showers. I feel like I haven't washed thoroughly enough if I have short showers. In truth, I probably day dream for most of the time as well.

[KorrZ]

Long. Standing still in a hot shower in the morning is like hitting that snooze button for an extra 30 mins, but better.

[T Dollarz]

15 minutes

[Yenrot]

I stay in the shower until I reach enlightenment

However long it takes me to finish masturbating.

This is the same thing, right?

[The Anti-Monitor]

Nowadays, this.

Always have had long showers though.

[Recarpo]

Short showers, <5 minutes, 90% of the time. Especially true in summer when it's hot out and we can't get anything but scorching hot water.

[Eggman]

I don't jerk off in the shower because my heart starts racing right before I cum. I feel like I'm gonna die. I usually do it before so I can clean myself.

[Busaiku]

I take long showers because I put some soap on, scrub away the filth, and then put soap on again.

[CielTynave]

Sort of like this, except I spend 15 minutes lamenting my shortcomings and failures as a human being, and 5 minutes actually washing myself.

[Rage Kage]

Short shower every time. The more efficient, the better. Long showers every once and a while, but for me, the short showers make me feel clean and only take 6 to 7 minutes tops.

As for the morning wing gliding, I use coffee.

[Fudgepuppy]

Showered for like 90 minutes yesterday when I was hungover. It was godlike.