Pachterballs
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(04-24-2012, 08:01 AM)

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Originally Posted by Jason Raize '75 - '04: View Post
Also, the film isn't even about a battleship. 90% of the action scenes is the crew using a destroyer. The actual battleship gets 5 minutes screen time at the end
Um way to miss the point. they play battleship with the water displacement attacks

Also massive spoiler dude



I should add from my review in one of the threads, it gets so fucking stupid that the last 20 minutes are so balls out hilarious and laugh out loud. I cracked up Sooo bad that I had stitches and tears. They knew it was stupid and they went balls out stupid. Very funny and kind of stupid awesome.

Just go in expecting that
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aznpxdd
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(04-24-2012, 08:05 AM)

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#102

Eh, not surprised, looks like a decent popcorn flicks. As long as you check your brain at the door, I'm sure its enjoyable.
MuseManMike
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(04-24-2012, 08:28 AM)

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#103

Originally Posted by Quick: View Post
Basically.
Zaptruder
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(04-24-2012, 08:28 AM)

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#104

This movie takes the whole concept of Orange and Cyan... and then bases a movie around it.
Feature
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(04-24-2012, 08:33 AM)

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#105

I wish I could find my quote for saying this movie will do awesome. Suck it haters!!! Awesome popcorn flick, loved it.
Fxp
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(04-24-2012, 09:09 AM)

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#106

"Battleship" is navy porn, so much epic cheese :) Personally, it's gonna take "Indepedence Day's" place.
Gustav
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(04-24-2012, 09:25 AM)

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#107

Originally Posted by Waaghals: View Post
Wasn't impressed by the film at all. The movie was as bad as Bay's worst, but without the "WOW"-moments.

I didn't expect a good movie, but I was expecting to be entertained.
You are part of the problem.
Busty
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(04-24-2012, 10:54 AM)
#108

Originally Posted by Feature: View Post
I wish I could find my quote for saying this movie will do awesome. Suck it haters!!! Awesome popcorn flick, loved it.
Indeed.




...., by the way, it's far, far, faaaar to early to say that this film has done, as you say, 'awesome'.
planar1280
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(05-06-2012, 01:24 PM)

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#109

Saw the movie last night. would give it an A- if it were not for the length which should have been trimmed 30 minutes.
WrikaWrek
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(05-06-2012, 01:34 PM)

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#110

Originally Posted by Fxp: View Post
"Battleship" is navy porn, so much epic cheese :) Personally, it's gonna take "Indepedence Day's" place.
Hugh

This movie loses all steam after the first 20 minutes of funny jokes. It's terrible, can't believe people like this shit

And considering it's still at 170 million internationally, this thing smells like smoke from a mile away.
Yager
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(05-06-2012, 01:42 PM)

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#111

Originally Posted by Deadly Cyclone: View Post
There's one reason this film makes money.

http://images.inquisitr.com/wp-conte...eson-taken.jpg
I believe that Rihanna is the real reason rather than Liam Nesson. I mean, I'm sure almost all of her fans have watched the movie. Liam Nesson is the reason for another type of movies of being successful, not a crappy Humans vs Aliens one.
Pop On Arrival
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(05-06-2012, 01:50 PM)

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#112

I'll wait for the rifftrax.
Dead Man
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#113

Originally Posted by Good Job Bob: View Post
markets love shit movies, fact.
Fixed that up for you.
Alrus
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(05-06-2012, 02:08 PM)

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#114

Originally Posted by WrikaWrek: View Post
Hugh

This movie loses all steam after the first 20 minutes of funny jokes. It's terrible, can't believe people like this shit

And considering it's still at 170 million internationally, this thing smells like smoke from a mile away.
The movie bombed in a lot of market, 170m overseas for such a high budget is terribad.
M.D
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(05-06-2012, 02:14 PM)
#115

Why did we get no update since the $170 million figure? I have a feeling this movie is going to do not so great in the US. I even doubt it will take The Avengers from the top spot. It's got MIB3 opening 7 days later as well. That can't be good...
mclaren777
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(05-06-2012, 02:17 PM)

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#116

Originally Posted by Yager: View Post
I believe that Rihanna is the real reason rather than Liam Nesson.
That might be true for some people, but the inclusion of Rihanna has made me question whether I'll see this movie at all.
malfcn
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(05-08-2012, 07:03 AM)

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#117

This movie could have been epic. All they had to do was get Samuel L. - "They sunk muh mutha fuckin' battleship!"
kittens
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(05-08-2012, 07:05 AM)

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#118

Looks like Transformers caliber trash.
XiaNaphryz
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(05-08-2012, 07:06 AM)

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#119

Originally Posted by M.D: View Post
Why did we get no update since the $170 million figure? I have a feeling this movie is going to do not so great in the US. I even doubt it will take The Avengers from the top spot. It's got MIB3 opening 7 days later as well. That can't be good...
Looks like its sitting at $200M after this past weekend.
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(05-08-2012, 07:48 AM)

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#120

Originally Posted by Manos: The Hans of Fate: View Post

Personally I prefer ones under 16 inches. ;)



You've never seen Juno I take it.
You must have a lot of $200 bills laying around