[Khalifa Jayy]

"Pheromone Infused"






"Pheromone Enhanced"

Is this shit supposed to work? Don't tell me people are buying this stuff...



Found this article, too, haha:

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/02/14/43866.htm

Dial advertises its soap with a number of attention-grabbing phrases, the complaint states, including "Pheromone-Infused, Attraction Enhancing Body Wash," and "Magnetic." The ads state: "'You don't need the help, but it doesn't hurt to increase your odds. Dial® for Men Magnetic"! body wash is clean rinsing and moisture rich, so you get a great clean without drying your skin, and leaves you smelling so good women can't help but notice,'" according to the complaint. The complaint continues: "The back of the Products' label, under Directions, states '1. Squeeze Magnetic body wash onto a washcloth, sponge, poof, hands - whatever. 2. Lather up. 3. rinse off. 4. Stand back and watch the magic happen.'" Ortega seeks an injunction, corrective advertising, costs, and damages for consumer law violations and unfair competition. He is represented by Craig Sean Mellon of San Diego and Jeffrey Salas with Salas Wang of Chicago. Henkel did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

I'm scared.

[TheKaeptain]

I won't mind rape a chick like those pick up artist dudes.

[Curtisaur]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[freenudemacusers]

I prefer cool indifference. Works like a charm.

[Alligatorjandro]

I want those pheromones.

[this guy]

I've used that Dial body wash before. The soap has a translucent look and is red, which is cool. But other than that it's pretty much the same as any other men's body wash I think.

[out0v0rder]

I bought a hummer H2

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Is smelling nice a plus? Yes. Will "pheromones" (there are not enough quotation marks in the world) turn your life into an axe commercial? No.

[JokerOfSpades]

To the ends of the earth.

At any rate, I feel like this is a good topic - my friend is being an asshole to this one chick we both know in an attempt to have sex with her.

Worst part is I KNOW it won't put her off or anything, and the excuse is that "girls love that." I can't even say he's wrong. I mean, I'm a smartass, but depending on the payoff it may be prudent to go full asshole.

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Smelling like a grandpa: Works every time.

[cdyhybrid]

I sprayed myself with Axe once.

[SquiddyCracker]

This is kinda rapey...

[edornob]

WOULD

[Air]

I was gonna say "not as far as some woman would go to seduce a man", but I realized both sexes can go pretty far in their own way.

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Smelling like wildberries works on my wife:

[bangladesh]

Bear sweat.

[Mudkips]

I won't mind rape a chick like those pick up artist dudes.

Mind rape?
More like playing to stupid stereotypes in order to hook up with other stupid stereotypes.

Watching either gender "spit game", as they say, is more cringe-worthy than anything on TV. And I've seen season 6 of Dexter.
Watching someone willingly buy into it is mind-boggling. It's not like either party believes it, why not just have a normal conversation?

[Khalifa Jayy]

I sprayed myself with Axe once.

Did you shower immediately afterwards, or did you go through your whole day smelling like ass?

[mac]

I won't mind rape a chick like those pick up artist dudes.

But I became a better, more nuanced, self-actualized person.

[Eggman]

I'll beg.

[Scrow]

all you need is a decent cologne

[Atramental]

My essence is enough.

[Sickboy007]

Did you shower immediately afterwards, or did you go through your whole day smelling like ass?

Axe marine ain't half bad.

[cdyhybrid]

Did you shower immediately afterwards, or did you go through your whole day smelling like ass?

I didn't douse myself in it, just a little spritz under each arm. I was fine. That was pretty much the extent of my experience with Axe.

[JokerOfSpades]

Did you shower immediately afterwards, or did you go through your whole day smelling like ass?

I use Axe every day :(
Body wash and body spray

EDIT: And underarm deodorant

[Eggman]

I just seduced Ves in Witcher 2.

[Log4Girlz]

I bought the first one because it was cheap. When I got home I read the label and fucking felt embarrassed lol.

[Khalifa Jayy]

I bought the first one because it was cheap. When I got home I read the label and fucking felt embarrassed lol.

Yea for some reason they are selling all of these and a few more at deep discounts at Wal Mart. Wonder if it's due to lackluster consumer response?

[Zane]

To the ends of the earth. At any rate, I feel like this is a good topic - my friend is being an asshole to this one chick we both know in an attempt to have sex with her. Worst part is I KNOW it won't put her off or anything, and the excuse is that "girls love that." I can't even say he's wrong. I mean, I'm a smartass, but depending on the payoff it may be prudent to go full asshole.

Your friend is a complete jackass and you should absolutely not be buying into that shit. That you even say this: "depending on the payoff it may be prudent to go full asshole" is horrible in itself.

[aett]

My wife loves the way my Axe deodorant smells, so they'll continue getting my money.

[marrec]

I won't mind rape a chick like those pick up artist dudes.

Lucky for you women aren't so easily mind raped as to have a primer for unlocking their legs available online.

[JokerOfSpades]

Your friend is a complete jackass and you should absolutely not be buying into that shit. That you even say this: "depending on the payoff it may be prudent to go full asshole" is horrible in itself.

Things are only as bad as society - and the girls themselves - decide. If they truly do like it, then. Either way, this is only social observation, rather than what I would actually do.

[Sadsic]

lol the pheromone infused rinsing gel is called Force

[Zane]

Things are only as bad as society - and the girls themselves - decide. If they truly do like it, then. Either way, this is only social observation, rather than what I would actually do.

Did you "socially observe" that your friend is using scummy PUA tactics and being a manipulative dickbag? Hint: Just because that shit "works" (it doesn't) doesn't mean it's a valid method.

[marrec]

Things are only as bad as society - and the girls themselves - decide. If they truly do like it, then. Either way, this is only social observation, rather than what I would actually do.

As someone above said, a stereotype playing off a stereotype with no real substance to anything said or done. Men have been having sex with women long before someone decided that there was some magic cheat code to make them want it. It's not because your friend treats this woman like an asshole, it's because she's horny.

[Xeke]

“She’s out in the middle of nowhere with a dude she barely knows, she looks around and what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. ‘Ah!! There’s nowhere for me to run! What am I gonna do? Say no?’”

“The Implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. You know, not that things are going to go wrong for her, but she’s thinking that they will.”

The implication....

[Kreios]

I just make myself smell like jolly ranchers

[cdyhybrid]

I just seduced Ves in Witcher 2.

I seduced someone in Skyrim. I assassinated someone for her. She was so appreciative she married me.

[Lunchbox]

[Plywood]

I'll wash their dishes.

[Tesseract]

as far as your mom takes me.

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Back in the day, men used to honk at women on the street and the next morning those same women would be in that man's bed, with a fresh plate of eggs and toast. Now a guy's gotta take a shower before approaching a woman? What the fuck is wrong with this country.




Buy Tequila.

[DeathbyVolcano]

I just make myself smell like jolly ranchers

I do this too

[cdyhybrid]

Back in the day, men used to honk at women on the street and the next morning those same women would be in that man's bed, with a fresh plate of eggs and toast. Now a guy's gotta take a shower before approaching a woman? What the fuck is wrong with this country. Buy Tequila.

Bravo.

[Mistouze]

No one does it like Lynx/Axe, there's the promise of getting laid but presented in such goofy ways that you know it's not serious. Go beyond that and it's just sad.

[JokerOfSpades]

As someone above said, a stereotype playing off a stereotype with no real substance to anything said or done. Men have been having sex with women long before someone decided that there was some magic cheat code to make them want it. It's not because your friend treats this woman like an asshole, it's because she's horny.

She's not horny. But she's wondering what SHE did wrong, and I'm all "WTF"?

[marrec]

She's not horny. But she's wondering what SHE did wrong, and I'm all "WTF"?

I wouldn't be so sure. At the risk of turning this thread into a new PUA shit fest, telling a woman she's fat doesn't make her want to suck your cock despite the frothy adventures your friend gets up to.

[Darkman M]

I use Axe every day :( Body wash and body spray EDIT: And underarm deodorant

Buy yourself a good anti perspirant and cologne if you are a grown man.

[Zane]

She's not horny. But she's wondering what SHE did wrong, and I'm all "WTF"?

Is she wondering what she did wrong for your friend to be such an asshole to her? cause that's a sign she's been manipulated

[travisbickle]

Things are only as bad as society - and the girls themselves - decide. If they truly do like it, then. Either way, this is only social observation, rather than what I would actually do.

I think you need to try harder at not being the misogynist wanker you claim not to be.