[BuddyJoeHooker]

The implication....

Dennis?

[Avixph]

Buy yourself a good anti perspirant and cologne if you are a grown man.

I don't use cologne only my natural body scent.

[FStop7]

I prefer cool indifference. Works like a charm.

Yes indeed.

I don't use cologne only my natural body scent.

In my experience if a woman is into you she will prefer this, as long as you're not you know... rank. I caught my ex sniffing my shirts more than once.

[pompidu]

I just make myself smell like jolly ranchers

Bro fist

[Digishine]

Nothing.

[thetrin]

I don't do very much, to be honest. If I need to work hard to get a girl, that sets the pace for the rest of the relationship.

The less thought and work I have to put into it, the happier I am.

[Orayn]

Yeah, I stopped using Axe when I was 14. The only thing I use any more that's even slightly fragrant is some after shave gel with a mild mint scent.

I think you need to try harder at not being the misogynist wanker you claim not to be.

To be fair, I don't think I've ever heard him explicitly make that claim. :P

[wenis]

I won't mind rape a chick like those pick up artist dudes.

pretty much

I love women, but I'm not a pig like those dudes.

[ChuyMasta]

I think alcohol still works better.

Edit:


Awesome job, GAF!

[JokerOfSpades]

Is she wondering what she did wrong for your friend to be such an asshole to her? cause that's a sign she's been manipulated

Yup. But crossing between two friends is usually a bad idea. Hah. I don't even look at her supposedly amazing ass out of respect, but...

Despite what people here may say, a lot of people act differently in real life. I don't think she cares. She even used that to get us in somewhere for free.

There are more variables in this situation than I initially considered.

[Mistouze]

Regarding the question in the OP, I'm willing to go as far as Georges Costanza or Jerry Seinfeld would be willing to go.

[JokerOfSpades]

Buy yourself a good anti perspirant and cologne if you are a grown man.

I've been told I smell good, though :(

and I use cologne in addition to all of that every now and then.

I think you need to try harder at not being the misogynist wanker you claim not to be.

<3

[marrec]

Yup. But crossing between two friends is usually a bad idea. Hah. I don't even look at her supposedly amazing ass out of respect, but... Despite what people here may say, a lot of people act differently in real life. I don't think she cares. She even used that to get us in somewhere for free. There are more variables in this situation than I initially considered.

People aren't variables Joker, you sound like a budding comic book villain.

[hateradio]

pretty much I love women, but I'm not a pig like those dudes.

What do they do?

[JokerOfSpades]

People aren't variables Joker, you sound like a budding comic book villain.

I didn't say they were variables. I'm talking about aspects of their personality that may help you guys to understand what I'm saying better.

[pompidu]

Yup. But crossing between two friends is usually a bad idea. Hah. I don't even look at her supposedly amazing ass out of respect, but... Despite what people here may say, a lot of people act differently in real life. I don't think she cares. She even used that to get us in somewhere for free. There are more variables in this situation than I initially considered.

Well take a look and tell us if she does have an amazing ass.

[Devolution]

Things are only as bad as society - and the girls themselves - decide. If they truly do like it, then. Either way, this is only social observation, rather than what I would actually do.

You rang? You're in college, just fresh out of high school right? You're in doucheland central where the girls and guys play by stupid ass rules.

[FStop7]

What do they do?

Use lame tactics to bed women with self esteem issues.

[marrec]

What do they do?

Pretend that they know the secret to manipulate a woman into having sex with them.

It's cute really.

[thetrin]

Honestly, I just don't have the energy to try. It sounds like a lot of work, and it sounds very unfun. That's really what keeps me away from doing things just to get a chick.

Though, I guess, I've never really TRIED for anything in my life, so maybe I just don't know how to.

[JokerOfSpades]

You rang? You're in college, just fresh out of high school right? You're in doucheland central where the girls and guys play by stupid ass rules.

Ah, touché. Unfortunately, that's my environment.

I imagine most of what you guys are saying is about adult relationships.

[Mistouze]

What do they do?

Exhibit one : KINO.

[maxxpower]

I just take out my cock.

[clearacell]

Girls like to touch my hair...they say it's soft :\

[Grakl]

Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

[wenis]

I just take out my cock.

at least it's honest. what a world we'd live in if this was an appropriate course of action to gaining a sexual partner.

the funniness would be gut busting.

I think alcohol still works better. Edit: Awesome job, GAF!

Excellent ad. That's one thing that eventually broke me out of my shell of approaching women was knowing they are (for the most part) as nervous or anxious as I was a few years ago. after that it's been a lot easier and a lot more fun.

[Grakl]

at least it's honest. what a world we'd live in if this was an appropriate course of action to gaining a sexual partner. the funniness would be gut busting.

But then it'd be serious, and in public hundreds of men would see a beautiful women and...

Yeah.

[Zane]

Yup. But crossing between two friends is usually a bad idea. Hah. I don't even look at her supposedly amazing ass out of respect, but... Despite what people here may say, a lot of people act differently in real life. I don't think she cares. She even used that to get us in somewhere for free. There are more variables in this situation than I initially considered.

Normally I'd say it's none of your business but if this dude is actually your friend, you should be able to tell him off. His behavior isn't appropriate in any circumstance. I don't care if "she doesn't care." Maybe she doesn't know she's being manipulated -- that's sorta the whole point of manipulation.

It's true that you don't wanna be that dude who comes in and rescues her from the big, bad guy. Because she's not a delicate, frail princess. But I don't see anything wrong with gently broaching the subject with this dude and say "hey, it's really scummy of you to be using PUA tactics like that."

Pretend that they know the secret to manipulate a woman into having sex with them. It's cute really.

It isn't that they don't know the secret. It's that there is no secret. Girls are human beings, not space aliens. They don't have their own hidden language. There's no strategy guide or cheat code to human interaction.

[wenis]

But then it'd be serious, and in public hundreds of men would see a beautiful women and... Yeah.

a bunch of dicks swangin'...

It would be like Gay Pride week every goddamn day

[JokerOfSpades]

Normally I'd say it's none of your business but if this dude is actually your friend, you should be able to tell him off. His behavior isn't appropriate in any circumstance. I don't care if "she doesn't care." Maybe she doesn't know she's being manipulated -- that's sorta the whole point of manipulation. It's true that you don't wanna be that dude who comes in and rescues her from the big, bad guy. Because she's not a delicate, frail princess. But I don't see anything wrong with gently broaching the subject with this dude and say "hey, it's really scummy of you to be using PUA tactics like that."

He really won't care. Especially since every one else around him - including people with girlfriends - are saying it works. I don't imagine she'll have sex with him, though. For... another reason.

[marrec]

He really won't care. Especially since every one else around him - including people with girlfriends - are saying it works. I don't imagine she'll have sex with him, though. For... another reason.

I understand that you're surround(ed) by the worst that humanity has to offer right now, but seriously, get better friends.

No person with even a spark of critical thought could accept that stupid tripe like that actually works.

[wenis]

I understand that you're surround(ed) by the worst that humanity has to offer right now, but seriously, get better friends. No person with even a spark of critical thought could accept that stupid tripe like that actually works.

The people using it/affected by it generally don't have that spark.

[marrec]

The people using it/affected by it generally don't have that spark.

I think we've found the source.

[Count Dookkake]

I'll hold in my farts on the first date. That's about it.

[The Last Wizard]

Things are only as bad as society - and the girls themselves - decide. If they truly do like it, then. Either way, this is only social observation, rather than what I would actually do.

This usually works with girls who have self esteem issues. Like this girl I was fooling around with, I ignored her one time and she just kept trying to get my time.

[JokerOfSpades]

I understand that you're surround(ed) by the worst that humanity has to offer right now, but seriously, get better friends. No person with even a spark of critical thought could accept that stupid tripe like that actually works.

If only. These are the people I know, and the reason I know so many other people in this area.

It would be socially detrimental, basically.

[marrec]

I'll hold in my farts on the first date. That's about it.

You're a gentleman and a scholar Dook.

[hateradio]

Exhibit one : KINO.

So that's mind raping? Since it's calculated, you mean?

[JokerOfSpades]

This usually works with girls who have self esteem issues. Like this girl I was fooling around with, I ignored her one time and she just kept trying to get my time. This was

Hot girls almost exclusively have self-esteem issues, it would seem, then.

I've told this friend he's crossed the line, anyways. Sure, girls like a certain level of being an ass, but I feel like he's jumped over the line to the other side. I'm comfortable with smartassery.

[Mistouze]

I think mind rape is too strong of a word but isn't it fucking creepy though?

[marrec]

I think mind rape is too strong of a word but isn't it fucking creepy though?

So that's mind raping? Since it's calculated, you mean?

I think you should be wary of any website that looks like a 'WORK FROM HOME FOREVER!' website.

[Devolution]

I think mind rape is too strong of a word but isn't it fucking creepy though?

It's definitely deceitful and gross, yes.

Hot girls almost exclusively have self-esteem issues, it would seem, then. I've told this friend he's crossed the line, anyways. Sure, girls like a certain level of being an ass, but I feel like he's jumped over the line to the other side. I'm comfortable with smartassery.

Your silence is tacit approval since guys like that don't change until other guys tell them they're fucking awful human beings.

[Trancetronic]

*cracks door open*

hey guys I heard there were milfs her-

...oh. never mind.

*leaves*

[wenis]

I'll hold in my farts on the first date. That's about it.

when i first moved to san francisco, there was this chick I was seeing for a short bit and the first thing she made sure I knew was that she had a bad habit of letting em rip in public just so she could put the blame on other people (her thinking was, who's going to blame the cute chick for farting in public?). She was pretty awesome.

Its an interesting subject. When i broke up with the GF for a while i went out with this chick who didnt drink alcohol, wasnt expecting it, i was drinking, was weird but interesting. It made me think about this kind of thing, how you expect to loosen up the situation a bit.

dating people who don't drink is probably one of my favorite situations to be in (or even just hanging out with them). Just because it forces you to spread out even more of your comfort zone and not get complacent where you take dates or people you're seeing.

[SalsaShark]

Its an interesting subject. When i broke up with the GF for a while i went out with this chick who didnt drink alcohol, wasnt expecting it, i was drinking, was weird but interesting. It made me think about this kind of thing, how you expect to loosen up the situation a bit.

[Zane]

Sure, girls like a certain level of being an ass

Wow, I'm sure glad that girls have you to tell them what they like!

[marrec]

Your silence is tacit approval since guys like that don't change until other guys tell them they're fucking awful human beings.

From everything I've read about his 'friend' it sounds like Joker is taking notes.

[Xeke]

Dennis?

You just have to D.E.N.N.I.S. them.

[JokerOfSpades]

Wow, I'm sure glad that girls have you to tell them what they like!

That was ass as in smartass.

Which was a suggestion from Devo in Dating Age, if we need a record.

[marrec]

That was ass as in smartass. Which was a suggestion from Devo in Dating Age, if we need a record.

Everyone likes a smartass. They're like Slinkys.