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jchap
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(04-25-2012, 04:18 AM)
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I can't figure out the mass coefficient for the wave equation component of hotness without knowing the three dimensional angular sharpness of her knees in steradians!
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ColtraineGF
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(04-25-2012, 04:21 AM)
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Originally Posted by A27 Tawpgun

Keep in mind she has no makeup on.

I see, but I'll stand by what I said initially. After all, everyone has their own preferences :)

note: She's still pretty either way. No sharp knees here :P

Darn it, now I can't stop noticing the gap.
BHK3
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(04-25-2012, 04:22 AM)
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That's not my girlfriend

Then again we live in britain.
impact
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(04-25-2012, 04:23 AM)
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Pippa is much, much better looking.
MonkeyKing
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(04-25-2012, 04:24 AM)
Aside from the weirdness of her upper lip, she's cute. I'd let her have some.
Sobriquet
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(04-25-2012, 04:25 AM)
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She looks British.
ChuyMasta
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(04-25-2012, 04:26 AM)
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I'm not getting a "hot" vibe from her (though I'd still do her furiously), but more of a she would be the perfect mother of my children vibe.


So...weird.
Fusebox
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(04-25-2012, 04:26 AM)
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Chick in the OP is absolutely gorgeous.
RevDM
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(04-25-2012, 04:27 AM)
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I'd DESTROY those sharp knees
Gaming Truth
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(04-25-2012, 04:30 AM)
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Am I the only GAFer old enough to see Rebecca Romijn in the OP? (that toothpick-sized gap though ...)

Also, any Brit worth his pint knows Kate is the hotter Middleton.
triplestation
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(04-25-2012, 04:30 AM)
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That gap, ah man.. Ahhhhh..
superpickleman
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(04-25-2012, 04:32 AM)
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Originally Posted by Xeke



Asians always win for me.

(._.)
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(04-25-2012, 04:37 AM)
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Originally Posted by superpickleman

girl transformed into some dumb looking animu character and looks bad in all 4 pics. horrible example.
evilromero
(04-25-2012, 04:37 AM)
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Originally Posted by superpickleman

Can someone confirm this last pic? Damn that is a dramatic difference. Her lips looks smaller, as well as her chin in the last pic.
Plywood
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(04-25-2012, 04:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by wenis

Whaaaaat!?

Look, I would wash this womans dishes. I would clean her clothes. I would wipe her windows. I would take her shopping. But it's really the lips that are bugging me.
Dice
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(04-25-2012, 04:39 AM)
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Originally Posted by evilromero

Can someone confirm this last pic? Damn that is a dramatic difference. Her lips looks smaller, as well as her chin in the last pic.

lol how can it not be a joke? asians invented trolling. 2chan, yo.
hteng
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(04-25-2012, 04:48 AM)
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the asian picture is real
Zaptruder
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(04-25-2012, 04:51 AM)
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Originally Posted by evilromero

Can someone confirm this last pic? Damn that is a dramatic difference. Her lips looks smaller, as well as her chin in the last pic.

Same girl. It's called make up, lighting and angles. Or photography.

The first photo of the girl shows that she already has decent facial proportions, made dowdy by the glasses, hair and her eyes are naturally plain.

Do up the hair, the eyes and apply makeup to make the skin look right and yeah.

To put it another way... you can find celeb pics of what we regularly consider to be beautiful women looking rather bland or even a bit nasty. I believe the Katie Perry one where she's in bed with the shot taken by Russel Brand is one that's bandied around quite a bit.


The woman in the OP is quite breath-takingly stunning. I mean I know personal preference plays a strong role in attraction and all that... but that kind of face is... evolutionarily beautiful. Beautiful in the sense that the brain is in part hardwired to respond positively to such a vision. So beautiful that only a tasteless reprobate that has had their sense of beauty and taste so thoroughly distorted could consider her anything less.
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Kusagari
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(04-25-2012, 04:53 AM)
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Originally Posted by (._.)

girl transformed into some dumb looking animu character and looks bad in all 4 pics. horrible example.

lol no. The third pic, before the animu look, does not in any way looks bad. She honestly looks pretty damn good in that pic.
Avixph
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(04-25-2012, 05:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by superpickleman

Why do most Asian women have patchy looking eyebrows?
Alucrid
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(04-25-2012, 05:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by superpickleman

bad bad

bad bad
laaame
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(04-25-2012, 05:05 AM)

But the blue-eyed blonde's mathematical dimensions have just added up to success in a competition to find Britain's most naturally beautiful face.

Huh?

Yeah she's cute but beauty isn't something I think can be mathematically quantified.
If she's mathematically perfect then show me them equations, son!
SpectreFire
(04-25-2012, 05:06 AM)
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Math sucks at this.
Devolution
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(04-25-2012, 05:09 AM)

Originally Posted by evilromero

Can someone confirm this last pic? Damn that is a dramatic difference. Her lips looks smaller, as well as her chin in the last pic.

Someone hasn't seen the youtube.
Log4Girlz
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(04-25-2012, 05:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by Devolution

Someone hasn't seen the youtube.

I imagine Superman must go through a similar process before he fights crime.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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(04-25-2012, 05:11 AM)
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She has a very pretty face.

The math is still wrong though.
RiccochetJ
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(04-25-2012, 05:11 AM)
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Originally Posted by Devolution

Someone hasn't seen the youtube.

Ahhh!
Dice
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(04-25-2012, 05:11 AM)
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Originally Posted by Zaptruder

Same girl. It's called make up, lighting and angles. Or photography.

Originally Posted by Devolution

Someone hasn't seen the youtube.

Makeup doesn't completely reshape a person's jaw and nose.
Devolution
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(04-25-2012, 05:13 AM)

Originally Posted by Dice

Makeup doesn't completely reshape a person's jaw and nose.

Watch from the beginning to see what she looks like before the makeup process and you aren't really paying attention to the camera angles on that pic I think. Plus the last frame is definitely narrowed a bit in the face probably by photoshop.
triplestation
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(04-25-2012, 05:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by Devolution

Someone hasn't seen the youtube.

NEOPARADIGM
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(04-25-2012, 05:16 AM)
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Originally Posted by ruuk

That mouth has got to go.

Yes, glaringly imperfect upper lip.
jj350
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(04-25-2012, 05:17 AM)
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Is this a joke, or are "mathematicians and scientists" seriously that stupid? "Mathematically perfect face" LMFAO, you would have to completely ignore the philosophy behind beauty to even come up with such a concept.
NomarTyme
(04-25-2012, 05:18 AM)
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Need to check out the knees and thumb before making judgement.
Loofy
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(04-25-2012, 05:18 AM)
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Originally Posted by Devolution

Watch from the beginning to see what she looks like before the makeup process and you aren't really paying attention to the camera angles on that pic I think. Plus the last frame is definitely narrowed a bit in the face probably by photoshop.

Im pretty sure it looks narrow cause she has her head down.
Seanspeed
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(04-25-2012, 05:20 AM)
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Whelp....math clearly doesn't explain everything.
Zaptruder
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(04-25-2012, 05:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dice

Makeup doesn't completely reshape a person's jaw and nose.

Of course not. But the human brain is fooled very easily. Especially when it's not trained.

Originally Posted by jj350

Is this a joke, or are "mathematicians and scientists" seriously that stupid? "Mathematically perfect face" LMFAO, you would have to completely ignore the philosophy behind beauty to even come up with such a concept.

Not to single you out (because a few other posters have made similar comments), but the level of arrogant ignorance here is stunning.


"Hurrumph. This article doesn't accord with my instincts on this subject matter. It must be full of shit! Where's the proof??!"

This is the internet post google, post wikipedia.

It's exceedingly easy to find additional information on the subject matter if you care to alleviate yourself of your innate biases.
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krameriffic
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(04-25-2012, 05:23 AM)
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Originally Posted by Finaika

That small hole in the middle of her lips bugs me.

Yes. Otherwise not bad.
Dreams-Visions
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(04-25-2012, 05:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Alucrid

bad bad

bad bad

if nobody showed you the transformation, you'da been all over that shit. quit playin!
WonkersTHEWatilla
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(04-25-2012, 05:24 AM)
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She really is beautiful.

That parting in the middle of her lips isn't some flaw. Sometimes, with make up or gloss, parts of one lip will stick to the other side, creating a small space in the center. This happens if the person was just speaking or opening her mouth. They could've taken a better photo. If there are other pics, you'll definitely see that it's not a permanent part of her features.
Loofy
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(04-25-2012, 05:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Finaika

That small hole in the middle of her lips bugs me.

I hate how you can see her teeth behind it. Like something is about to come out.
ProfessorMoran
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(04-25-2012, 05:25 AM)
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Originally Posted by Devolution

Someone hasn't seen the youtube.

Holy shit, I will never look at hot asian girls the same way ever again.
tuna on toast
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(04-25-2012, 05:34 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dice

Makeup doesn't completely reshape a person's jaw and nose.

ecurbj
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(04-25-2012, 05:35 AM)
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Originally Posted by FutureZombie



Black chicks with British accents are so win.

Definitely. Who is she again?
Avixph
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(04-25-2012, 05:37 AM)
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Originally Posted by ecurbj

Definitely. Who is she again?

Drag the photo into the Google images search bar.
Plywood
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(04-25-2012, 05:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by ecurbj

Definitely. Who is she again?

Marsha Thomason
Jangaroo
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(04-25-2012, 05:38 AM)

Originally Posted by Avixph

Drag the photo into the Google images search bar.

Stop the damn press. SINCE WHEN COULD YOU DO THIS?
Avixph
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(04-25-2012, 05:40 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jangaroo

Stop the damn press. SINCE WHEN COULD YOU DO THIS?

I think it was a month ago.
The Outsider
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(04-25-2012, 05:41 AM)
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This woman is indeed attractive.
ThoseDeafMutes
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(04-25-2012, 05:41 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jangaroo

Stop the damn press. SINCE WHEN COULD YOU DO THIS?

A year or so.
ecurbj
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(04-25-2012, 05:41 AM)
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Originally Posted by Plywood

Marsha Thomason

Thank you sir. That's all I needed. She looked very familiar. I can't remember which TV show or movie she played in but I can hear here accent as I'm typing this.

She is one word...gorgeous!

Now OT...according to the media of course the tiresome, blue eyed, blonde hair look will always be the "ideal" attractive female in the Western world.

*sighs*

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