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(04-26-2012, 11:54 PM)

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The Avengers XXX: a porn parody (SFW Trailer) #1



http://youtu.be/V6h6LglQTGw


Hawkeye's costume looks better than the actual movie one..
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(04-26-2012, 11:56 PM)

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#2

Hello, lady in red there.
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(04-26-2012, 11:56 PM)

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#3

Why?
Busaiku
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#4

They need to come up with better titles.
The Anti-Monitor
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(04-26-2012, 11:57 PM)

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#5

Was it so hard to call it Avengers ASSemble?
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(04-26-2012, 11:57 PM)

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#6

Watching Scarlett Johanson as a redhead is more arousing than any porno. Unless it's a porno done by her.
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(04-26-2012, 11:57 PM)

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#7

also why is there no captain america?
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#8

Damn, I was really hoping James Deen was Iron Man.

Also lol at Chyna.
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(04-26-2012, 11:58 PM)

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#9

Spiderman?

So much potential with him.
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(04-26-2012, 11:58 PM)

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#10

LOL Chyna as She Hulk.
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Originally Posted by Fantastical: View Post
Damn, I was really hoping James Deen was Iron Man.

Also lol at Chyna.
James Deen is Robin, he belongs to the Justice League.
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(04-26-2012, 11:58 PM)

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#12

Spiderman means superior version.
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(04-26-2012, 11:59 PM)

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#13

Chyna...




Fuck that.
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(04-26-2012, 11:59 PM)

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Disappointed this has more heroes than the real movie.

And WTF. Chyna's a full fledged porn star now?
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(04-27-2012, 12:00 AM)

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#15

Danni Cole is new to me.
twinturbo2
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(04-27-2012, 12:01 AM)

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#16

Ms. Marvel looks cute.
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(04-27-2012, 12:02 AM)

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#17

Hulk needs to smash Ms Marvel or Black Widow.
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(04-27-2012, 12:04 AM)

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Originally Posted by george_us: View Post
Disappointed this has more heroes than the real movie.

And WTF. Chyna's a full fledged porn star now?
Her next one is a parody of her having sex with famous wrestlers in a ring. Seriously.
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(04-27-2012, 12:04 AM)

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Lex steele? Lulz are guaranteed.
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(04-27-2012, 12:05 AM)

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The fuck they did to Ms Hulk lawl? Fantasy = SHATTERED.
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(04-27-2012, 12:07 AM)

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#21

I love that the people behind this movie seem to have pretty good comic knowledge.
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(04-27-2012, 12:09 AM)

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#22

The chick that plays Black Widow has horrible acne/scars
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(04-27-2012, 12:10 AM)

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So can anyone give insight on how the porn industry is getting all these massive franchise IPs onboard? I mean, like how much of a cut are they getting?
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Originally Posted by VisionaryQuest0: View Post
I love that the people behind this movie seem to have pretty good comic knowledge.
Axel Braun pretty much does the top tier porn parodies (along with Sam Hamin and whoever did the Scooby doo one).

I mean the man gave us this!




Also Lex as Nick Fury!
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Originally Posted by FantasticMrFoxdie: View Post
So can anyone give insight on how the porn industry is getting all these massive franchise IPs onboard? I mean, like how much of a cut are they getting?
They fall under parody, and they probably don't give a damn.
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(04-27-2012, 12:12 AM)
#26

Oh my.
Fantastical
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(04-27-2012, 12:13 AM)

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Originally Posted by The Anti-Monitor: View Post
James Deen is Robin, he belongs to the Justice League.
Okay, that's a pretty good fit.
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Originally Posted by FantasticMrFoxdie: View Post
So can anyone give insight on how the porn industry is getting all these massive franchise IPs onboard? I mean, like how much of a cut are they getting?
Zilch. The US Constitution and the Fair Use Clause are wondrous things!
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(04-27-2012, 12:14 AM)

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#29

Beats the official movie simply for the fact that it has Spider-Man in it.
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(04-27-2012, 12:16 AM)

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They things end up sucking because they break character during sex. I mean why even do a parody version if they are not going go all the why?
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(04-27-2012, 12:17 AM)

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Post-crisis Danni Cole. No thanks.
Munin
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(04-27-2012, 12:18 AM)
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Lexington Steele actually seems like he could be a decent actor.
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(04-27-2012, 12:20 AM)

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Originally Posted by Hokuten: View Post
Post-crisis Danni Cole. No thanks.
Eh? What happened to her?
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Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
They things end up sucking because they break character during sex. I mean why even do a parody version if they are not going go all the why?
Just watch the porn free version. I know Star Wars had one.

That said I want a She Hulk free version.

Also sometimes the meta jokes are awesome. In Ghostbusters XXX a black guy pops up at the top of the Zuul building out of nowhere saying something like "What are we going to do" and the three other guys go "Who are you" and he (being in full Ghostbusers gear) goes "Ernie Hudson" and then he fucks the Milfmonster and saves the day. Laughed myself silly when that happened.


Originally Posted by Munin: View Post
Lexington Steele actually seems like he could be a decent actor.
He can certainly give a performance....does anyone have that youtube comp. lol
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(04-27-2012, 12:22 AM)

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Originally Posted by Manos: The Hans of Fate: View Post
Just watch the porn free version. I know Star Wars had one.

That said I want a She Hulk free version.

Also sometimes the meta jokes are awesome. In Ghostbusters XXX a black guy pops up at the top of the Zuul building out of nowhere saying something like "What are we going to do" and the three other guys go "Who are you" and he (being in full Ghostbusers gear) goes "Ernie Hudson" and then he fucks the Milfmonster and saves the day. Laughed myself silly when that happened.



He can certainly give a performance....does anyone have that youtube comp. lol
Someone needs to go that extra step, the Mythbuster's porn parody would have been legendary.
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Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
Someone needs to go that extra step, the Mythbuster's porn parody would have been legendary.
Someone did that already.
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(04-27-2012, 12:23 AM)

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Is this chyna's first official porno?
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Originally Posted by Aruarian Reflection: View Post
Eh? What happened to her?
Had a couple of floatation devices installed.
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Originally Posted by Lulubop: View Post
Is this chyna's first official porno?
No one knows because they're too afraid to Google it.
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Originally Posted by Lulubop: View Post
Is this chyna's first official porno?
Sadly no.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=37084344


Quote:
Actually that's not the title (I have no idea what it is), but it should be. As loath as I am to link to something from TMZ, but I saw this on somenes facebook, and the pictures of the "Wrestlers" is worth it.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/16/chyna-.../#.T0BbTfHy92A (it's SFW)









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(04-27-2012, 12:26 AM)

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Originally Posted by Manos: The Hans of Fate: View Post
Someone did that already.
That is the one i referencing. Say what you want about Max Hardcore, he never broke character.
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Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
That is the one i referencing. Say what you want about Max Hardcore, he never broke character.
I saw the cover and went...eh no. Max Hardcore is kind of a deal killer...and erection killer.
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Originally Posted by Manos: The Hans of Fate: View Post
How does she take a facial?
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Originally Posted by Manos: The Hans of Fate: View Post
I saw the cover and went...eh no. Max Hardcore is kind of a deal killer...and erection killer.
Grant and Kerri would be hot, manly because I picture her played by Gianna Micheals.
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Originally Posted by Lulubop: View Post
How does she take a facial?
I love porn paraodies...but I'm not going their.

Maybe if Bobby The Brain and Gorilla Monsoon were calling it.

Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
Grant and Kerri would be hot, manly because I picture her played by Gianna Micheals.
I can see that.
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(04-27-2012, 12:31 AM)

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aww yea
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#47

Isn't The Punisher at times a part of the Avengers or just some Nick Fury SHIELD stuff?
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(04-27-2012, 12:39 AM)

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Dem Iron Man effects..
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(04-27-2012, 12:40 AM)

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Wow, feel sorry for the cast. Chyna is in it.
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Is this the company that keeps making all of these parodies?

The Dark Knight XXX
Family Guy XXX
American Dad XXX

No I am not making these up.