[DY_nasty]

Kemba avatar for self-hate

Then you shouldn't even be on GAF or message boards and I'm serious. If you're going to be so easily affected by what other people say here that your blood pressure raises then you should probably take a long break.

This.

[ClovingWestbrook]

Heat are winning it all. I guarantee it.

[Shadow780]

The fuck is happening here? Season just ended and the stupidity meter is already through the roof.

Playoffs cannot come soon enough.

[CoffeeJanitor]

Then you shouldn't even be on GAF or message boards and I'm serious. If you're going to be so easily affected by what other people say here that your blood pressure raises then you should probably take a long break.

I usually don't give a crap. I actually wasn't bugged that much by the joke, more by the discussion.

I'm getting one of those heart beat detection things next week so I can map palpitations and such during finals week.

[h3ro]

Going by my basic ass MCAT prep, it could be a kidney issue. Or your adrenal cortex. Or your posterior pituitary gland.

Stop giving everyone pheochromocytomas, pre-med student. :P

Coffee, set up an appointment with your primary doc. They'll look you over.

[ClovingWestbrook]

Stop giving everyone pheochromocytomas, pre-med student. :P Soulplaya, set up an appointment with your primary doc. They'll look you over.

You mean uromysitisis, post-Seinfeld watcher. :P

[effingvic]

i cant stop laughing at the threes company image a few pages back lol

anyways, knicks in 6

[SUPREME1]

I attended Kevin & Bean's April Foolishness this year... and everyone got hit with jokes.

Didn't matter what the fuck color you were, your sexual orientation, religous or atheist, young/old, short/tall, skinny/fat... it didn't matter, you got boned.

Everyone laughed. And believe me, some of the stuff was brutal.

As a matter of fact, the funniest comedian of the night was a dwarf!

This was the epic line-up:

Larry King
Felipe Esparza
Bob Saget
Brad Williams
Tim Minchin
Eddie Ifft
Jay Mohr
Jim Jefferies
Eddie Izzard


So yeah, chillax sometimes. Laugh more, it'll change your outlook on life.

[Judderman]

Bulls in 5
Celtics in 6
Pacers in 6
Knicks in 6

Spurs in 6
Grizz in 7
Lakers in 6
Thunder in 6



...

What the hell is going on in here?

[ph33nix]

Most of this was crap. Yes it is. The non-HCA team winning all 3 doesn't happen that much. Pistons were the last team to do it.

No they weren't.

[SoulPlaya]

Stop giving everyone pheochromocytomas, pre-med student. :P Coffee, set up an appointment with your primary doc. They'll look you over.

Of course, of course. Clearly, I know what I'm talking about. *smirk*

[ClovingWestbrook]

No they weren't.

Nobody counts *years.

[Syphon Filter]

Nobody counts *years.

If heat wins wade has two rings.

[ClovingWestbrook]

If heat wins wade has two rings.

If the Heat win, Wade will have two *rings that actually equate to one real ring. Two asterisk seasons, congrats Heatles.

[h3ro]

[CoffeeJanitor]

Stop giving everyone pheochromocytomas, pre-med student. :P Coffee, set up an appointment with your primary doc. They'll look you over.

I'll bring it up in my next appointment with the heart doc I've already met up with.

I work with med students in the lab I volunteer in right now. They're right up there with Masters students in terms of trustworthiness

There is nothing better to relax to than this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TazdEF9vIAE

Anyone else got any relaxing stuff?

[ph33nix]

http://espn.go.com/chicago/nba/story...michael-jordan

Scottie Pippen said Friday he believes LeBron James eventually will surpass Michael Jordan as the third-greatest scorer in NBA history, but he wouldn't stand by a statement he made last year when he said James may be the greatest player ever. "I never said that LeBron was the greatest. That was never said," Pippen said on "The Waddle & Silvy Show" on ESPN 1000. "I said by the end of his career, his numbers will be better. And I still stand by that. I think LeBron's numbers are crazy only because he's going to get in more years than Michael Jordan.

STFU scottie, you fucked everything up last year after you dropped the "Better than MJ overall" line and you're trying it again

[ClovingWestbrook]

http://espn.go.com/chicago/nba/story...michael-jordan STFU scottie, you fucked everything up last year after you dropped the "Better than MJ overall" line and you're trying it again

LeBron will win his ring this year. Congrats Ph33.

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

wtf is that from?

smh, giri.

[SoulPlaya]

Leave Scottie alone! That poor man doesn't realize just how great Mike's numbers were!

[SUPREME1]

http://espn.go.com/chicago/nba/story...michael-jordan STFU scottie, you fucked everything up last year after you dropped the "Better than MJ overall" line and you're trying it again

But he IS better.

AirJ 2.0

LeBron will win his ring this year. Congrats Ph33.

What Cap said. Congrats. How you guys gonna celebrate?

[ClovingWestbrook]

But he IS better. AirJ 2.0

The Heat will win this year and everyone will praise Lebron for winning his first finals MVP.

[dIEHARD]

I feel like i need a playoffs G-Time avatar but i'm sooo lazy

[SUPREME1]

If heat wins wade has two rings.

Look at that pre-HGH baby face.

[CoffeeJanitor]

Chicago in 4
Boston in 6
Indiana in 5
Miami in 5 (if Tyson misses due to Flu, MIA in 4)
SA in 6
Memphis in 6
LA in 6
OKC in 5

[Doc Holliday]

Bulls in 6 - im a paranoid Bulls fan
Boston in 5 - Hawks are the Hawks
Indiana in 5 - No Dwight
Miami in 6 - Picking Miami but I would not be surprised if the Knicks take this
SA in 5
Memphis in 7
Lakers in 5

OKC V Dallas - Fuck, I have no idea about this one. Regular season sayd OKC, Championship swag goes to Dallas. I want an OKC v Bulls finals but I think Dallas takes in 7.

[pilonv1]

#realtalk I need a new avatar too. I don't know what player can possibly replace DJ Messiah though.

[pilonv1]

lol Chad Ford mad

Chad Ford ‏ @chadfordinsider RT @UTJazzBlog If there is such thing as basketball Karma, GS will lose this coin toss.

[CoffeeJanitor]

Championship swag goes to Dallas. I want an OKC v Bulls finals but I think Dallas takes in 7.

No Tyson to cover for Dirk's average D, though.

[CherryWoodFuton]

Bulls in 5
Pacers in 5
Heat in 6
Boston in 5

Spurs in 5
OKC in 7
Lakers in 5
Memphis in 6

[SoulPlaya]

Is LakersGAF still planning on not watching the playoffs after the Lakers get bounced out, like most of you did last year? :)

[CherryWoodFuton]

What Cap said. Congrats. How you guys gonna celebrate?

Get drunk at Calle Ocho and fuck chongas

[DY_nasty]

I hope you win the toss then draft Austin Rivers

[Black Mamba]

The pacers would take the Heat to 7 games? but the Bulls only 6? Lollinger indeed

Easier to close out at home than on the road.

Statistically, it's a loser bet to pick someone to close out on the road unless it's a sweep. Hollinger is saying if it goes 7, Chicago would win, essentially. You pretty much never pick the road team to win in 7.

That said, Hollinger has gotten the title winner wrong for like the last 5 or 6 years, so have fun Spurs!

[reilo]

Easier to close out at home than on the road. Statistically, it's a loser bet to pick someone to close out on the road unless it's a sweep. Hollinger is saying if it goes 7, Chicago would win, essentially. You pretty much never pick the road team to win in 7. That said, Hollinger has gotten the title winner wrong for like the last 5 or 6 years, so have fun Spurs!

Lakers time to shine!

[Sanjuro]

I hope you win the toss then draft Austin Rivers

...but...but, father & son! blah, blah, blah.

[aznpxdd]

Coffee had a meltdown over Bosh sucking dicks?

[Black Mamba]

Lakers time to shine!

He just didn't want to jinx Bron for once!

[SamuraiX-]

I hope you win the toss then draft Austin Rivers

Whoa there.

[ClovingWestbrook]

Is LakersGAF still planning on not watching the playoffs after the Lakers get bounced out, like most of you did last year? :)

Huh? Most of us did watch the playoffs after the Lakers got bounced.

[Justin Timberlake]

That said, Hollinger has gotten the title winner wrong for like the last 5 or 6 years, so have fun Spurs!

All my chips have now moved to the Pacers bandwagon

[pilonv1]

I hope you win the toss then draft Austin Rivers

we already won the toss.

Just waiting for May 30th and some team to jump the Warrirors :(

[Black Mamba]

Is LakersGAF still planning on not watching the playoffs after the Lakers get bounced out, like most of you did last year? :)

I was here all playoffs long. Can't say the same about the Boozer Defense Force and the Finals.

[aznpxdd]

Is LakersGAF still planning on not watching the playoffs after the Lakers get bounced out, like most of you did last year? :)

Stop trolling. All the regulars of Lakers-Age always stay for the whole playoffs.

[SoulPlaya]

I was here all playoffs long. Can't say the same about the Boozer Defense Force and the Finals.

Oh, you son of a bitch!!! I watched everything! I defended Boozer even in defeat.

Huh? Most of us did watch the playoffs after the Lakers got bounced.

I distinctly remember a good number proclaiming that they wouldn't watch anymore after the Lakers left. However, they may have never came back, lol.

[Alrix]

Bulls in 5 Celtics in 6 Pacers in 6 Knicks in 6 Spurs in 6 Grizz in 7 Lakers in 6 Thunder in 6 ... What the hell is going on in here?

[Boombloxer]

No they weren't.

That's right--I tend to forget that series.

But past those two, it doesn't happen that much.

[Grimm Fandango]

Chicago in 5
Miami in 5
Indiana in 4
Boston in 6

San Antonio in 4
OKC in 5
LAL in 6
Memphis in 6

[Canuck76]

Oh my God Gerald Wallace just opted out of his NJ contract.

Trade your 1st for a player that opts out in a meaningless season.

Oh Brooklyn. Your so ironic and hipster.

[Doomsayer]

Oh my God Gerald Wallace just opted out of his NJ contract. Trade your 1st for a player that opts out in a meaningless season. Oh Brooklyn. Your so ironic and hipster.

Tells more about Wallace than the Nets. Shitty move, Crash.