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windowlurker
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(05-01-2012, 12:04 AM)
What gets you aroused?

For me, it's when my girlfriend rubs my junk and quietly whispers into my ear all the things she's going to do to me.

Or when she grabs hold of me by my shoulders and thrusts her boobs into my chest. Or when I see her walking out from the shower, soaking wet, hair all wavy and tangled.

Also when my girlfriend helps me with my chemistry work, I get real aroused for some reason.

What gets you aroused?
BertramCooper
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(05-01-2012, 12:04 AM)
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Bum fights.
FutureZombie
5 years worth of listening to Dr. Drew on LoveLine
(05-01-2012, 12:05 AM)
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I thought this was, you know, things that aren't so overtly sexual that make you aroused.
Aguirre
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(05-01-2012, 12:05 AM)
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pantsu.
McNei1y
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(05-01-2012, 12:05 AM)
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women
impact
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(05-01-2012, 12:05 AM)
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The Asian rape scream
vas_a_morir
It ain't a request, bitch.
(05-01-2012, 12:05 AM)
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Reading the OP.
Mully
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(05-01-2012, 12:06 AM)
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The "fuck me" eyes.
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
(05-01-2012, 12:06 AM)
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When I'm fucking some girl and ejaculate inside her, it really turns me on.
Dresden
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(05-01-2012, 12:07 AM)
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WoodenLung
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(05-01-2012, 12:07 AM)
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Girls crying.
lush
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(05-01-2012, 12:07 AM)
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A little too heavy handed for a brag thread, for my taste at least.
Ninja Scooter
bow down to the
Kings in Raider hats
(05-01-2012, 12:07 AM)
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old women watching the Kardashian sex tape.
Spiffy_1st
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(05-01-2012, 12:08 AM)
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E3
strafer
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(05-01-2012, 12:08 AM)
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Breasts.
wenis
Registered for GAF on September 11, 2001.
(05-01-2012, 12:08 AM)
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The slow rocking of a subway car or train.
Claude
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(05-01-2012, 12:08 AM)
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Funny pics thread.
Brobzoid
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(05-01-2012, 12:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by WoodenLung

Girls crying.

a pleading cry or that silent, defeated kind?
Sentry
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(05-01-2012, 12:09 AM)
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When she shows me her feet/legs.. and then me stroking from ankle to knee slowly back and forth... I got a boner just from typing this.

And bumping into big breasts unexpectedly. Does a number on my dick.
edornob
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(05-01-2012, 12:09 AM)
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WOULD
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Cat Party
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(05-01-2012, 12:09 AM)
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For some reason, I read the OP in Tim Heidecker's voice.
equap
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(05-01-2012, 12:09 AM)
falling asleep.
TUSR
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(05-01-2012, 12:09 AM)
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abandon ship
Mully
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(05-01-2012, 12:09 AM)
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Dear god. OP what have you done?
animlboogy
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(05-01-2012, 12:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by Cat Party

For some reason, I read the OP in Tim Heidecker's voice.

It makes me rrrrrrrrrrockhard.
WonkersTHEWatilla
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(05-01-2012, 12:10 AM)
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Sweater vests or pantsuits.

Powerful women like Condoleesa Rice.
vas_a_morir
It ain't a request, bitch.
(05-01-2012, 12:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by WoodenLung

Girls crying.

King Joffrey, is that you?
UrokeJoe
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(05-01-2012, 12:10 AM)
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Black and white films
Dresden
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(05-01-2012, 12:11 AM)
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Originally Posted by WonkersTHEWatilla


Powerful women like Condoleesa Rice.

Atramental
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(05-01-2012, 12:11 AM)
I shouldn't be in this thread...

Need to go jog around my yard for a bit...
Alligatorjandro
MONEY UP, BITCH
(05-01-2012, 12:11 AM)
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hairy nipples
~Kinggi~
FIND ME AN ESCORT
NO SHARP KNEEEEEEES
(05-01-2012, 12:11 AM)
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Originally Posted by WonkersTHEWatilla

Sweater vests or pantsuits.

Powerful women like Condoleesa Rice.

I've always been partial to Zoe using Wonkers as a sex toy.
Red Arremer
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(05-01-2012, 12:11 AM)
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Avery Brooks' acting.
HiResDes
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(05-01-2012, 12:12 AM)
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Girls with a slight smokey rasp in their voice
Ezalc
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(05-01-2012, 12:13 AM)
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Stockings and garter belts.
WonkersTHEWatilla
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(05-01-2012, 12:13 AM)
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Originally Posted by ~Kinggi~

I've always been partial to Zoe using Wonkers as a sex toy.

She's still sleeping. I dont get used much.
~Kinggi~
FIND ME AN ESCORT
NO SHARP KNEEEEEEES
(05-01-2012, 12:14 AM)
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Originally Posted by WonkersTHEWatilla

She's still sleeping. I dont get used much.

:(
R2D4
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(05-01-2012, 12:14 AM)
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When the wind hits it just right.
SalsaShark
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(05-01-2012, 12:15 AM)
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girls touching my penis and smiling

is that cheating?
WonkersTHEWatilla
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(05-01-2012, 12:15 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dresden

Devolution
the fabulous one
(05-01-2012, 12:16 AM)
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San Francisco stir fry chicken.
Sadsic
good music, man
(05-01-2012, 12:16 AM)
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shame
spermatic cord
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(05-01-2012, 12:16 AM)
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justin beiber
ChuyMasta
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(05-01-2012, 12:17 AM)
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Insta boner when the lady wears her gym clothes in the house... Saturday mornings, making breakfast. GOD!
windowlurker
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(05-01-2012, 12:17 AM)

Originally Posted by Devolution

San Francisco stir fry chicken.

Holy shit you remember.
Phuturephunk
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(05-01-2012, 12:18 AM)
Tight lycra and stripper shoes.
NEO0MJ
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(05-01-2012, 12:19 AM)
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Originally Posted by Ezalc

Stockings and garter belts.

What about Panties?
OddSpoon
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(05-01-2012, 12:19 AM)
yoga pants
Indrid Cold1
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(05-01-2012, 12:21 AM)
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When OP's girlfriend rubs my junk while seductively telling me the answers to my chemistry homework
Claude
Catalina's bitch
(05-01-2012, 12:22 AM)
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When my girlfriend is wearing one of my shirts with no bra on...

brb

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