[Count Dookkake]

San Francisco stir fry chicken.

Dat sizzle.

[Chinner]

"hi"

[Cat Party]

When OP's girlfriend rubs my junk while seductively telling me the answers to my chemistry homework

Is she in or out of the shower at this point?

[beje]

Facial and body hair + fit body + pervert smile.

no, seriously

[HiResDes]

When I go to a bar and get personally rejected by every women there and then go home and throw on some porn to ease the pain.

[Tesseract]

When OP's girlfriend rubs my junk while seductively telling me the answers to his chemistry homework

fixed.

[Darkness]

Midget trannies

[sixteen-bit]

zettai ryouiki

[Jeff Albertson]

Sexual situations arouse people? I am shocked

[Moppet13]

When OP's girlfriend rubs my junk while seductively telling me the answers to my chemistry homework

Mine is when OP rubs my junk and seductively whispers in my ear that he isn't very good at chemistry.

[Always-honest]

A nice female behind. It just makes my fantasy go wild.

[beje]

Midget trannies

Google "Ruby, the transexual midget". And don't ask how the fuck did I come across such stuff (probably 4chan).

[WonkersTHEWatilla]

Midget trannies

That's offensive!

[strafer]

Also when girls wear nothing but a t-shirt.

hnnnng

[Face it Tiger..]

Stockings and garter belts.

I'm gonna add underwear as well.

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Beautiful naked women. If they have stockings or neckties, bonus.

Any derivative of that. Even beautiful clothed women. Generally girls my age work best.

I guess I'm an outlier.

[HiResDes]

Beautiful naked women. If they have stockings or neckties, bonus. Any derivative of that. Even beautiful clothed women. Generally girls my age work best. I guess I'm an outlier.

what a wacko

[Kafarabo]

2 black guys cumming all over my face

[Chinner]

coolio rubbing his nipples with evillore's ears

[Hot Coldman]

when a fat dude gets up off a chair and you hear the sound of gas releasing from between his folds

[Eggman]

Anything that involves rubbing my dick.

[impact]

zettai ryouiki

oooo yea especially on cute little anime girls ^_^

[PhoenixPause]

-Dick worship
-pajamas
-long, ruffled hair

I'm a simple man

[Kentpaul]

If my girlfriends getting changed or something and I catch a glimpse of her pussy my body will go into to sexy time mode and my penis will prepare for entry.

[Leunam]

Side or underboob, without fail.

It could probably be a guy who displays it, I may still get a half-chub.

[watervengeance]

Flatboards?

[Eggman]

I wish people would cum on my face.

[Valnen]

Girls with really nice hips/ass. They can even be a bit overweight, doesn't matter to me if they have a nice set of hips/ass.

Number 1 sex act is blowjobs. Hottest thing ever.

...For some reason I also get turned on really easily when I'm sick too. Don't really know why that happens.

[beje]

I wish people would cum on my face.

Come to gaygaf, we have cookies.

[Eggman]

Come to gaygaf, we have cookies.

I didn't mean it homoerotically. I just like the feeling of cum on my face.

[beje]

I didn't mean it homoerotically. I just like the feeling of cum on my face.

Well, you can always practise your own aiming.

[Tek]

yoga pants

Basically

[HiResDes]

How has Eggman not been avatar quoted yet?

[Clegg]

You can thank me later

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

How has Eggman not been avatar quoted yet?

We don't give him the satisfaction.

[ZeroRay]

Your mom.

[GK86]

A woman in a clown outfit.

[Handycrap101]

honestly I get pretty aroused when I'm on GAF so yea.

[FairyD]

The slow rocking of a subway car or train.

Funny story, last Friday I was going home from the gym. I was riding the bus and was sitting at the very back. The position of my body allowed the vibrations of the bus to hit me right in the right places. It was very arousing and I bet that if I had sat there longer I would have been able to orgasm.

[Forceatowulf]

Women in short shorts who have nice legs.

It's pretty much instantaneous.

[bangladesh]

Submissiveness tied with resistance.

[The Lamonster]

Come to gaygaf, we have cookies.

Can I just have the cookies?

btw I just got laid! BRAAAGGGGGG

[Sol..]

vampires fucking.

[Aeana]

Submissiveness tied with resistance.

So Japanese porn?

[Captain_Spanky]

A lot of stuff far too embarrassing to mention on a public forum

[Sallokin]

A lot of stuff far too embarrassing to mention on a public forum

I'm going to go out on a limb here... Gigantic Asses?

[Claude]

A lot of stuff far too embarrassing to mention on a public forum

Captain_Spanky
Member

[bangladesh]

So Japanese porn?

Minus the crying and squeaking.

[Sentry]

Submissiveness tied with resistance.

You sound like someone who rapes hookers.

[Secret_Riddle]

My vagina.

(I'm a guy)