[ShyGuy0504]

Big tits.

Was going to post this.

[Yaboosh]

That lip bite thing that Gina Carano does so well.

[666]

Not so humblebrags

[Orayn]

Euphemisms. I've spent many happy hours "playing board games," "baking," and "birdwatching."

[Borgnine]

I think Count Dookakke said it best: anal winking.

[Khalifa Jayy]

I get aroused when girls kiss and lick my ears.

Also when they stroke my inner thigh and junk in one motion while whispering how much they want my lick in their mouth/pussy. Especially when I'm down to my boxer-briefs.

One of my ex-gfs loved to talk/yell during sex so while pounding her I'd sometimes ask "who's my nasty little girl?" And she'd yell out "I'm your nasty little bitch daddy!" Fuuuuuck that was hot as shit (especially in Spanish).

Oh and even though I'm already aroused at this point, letting my dick rest on their head/face while a girl sucks my balls or licks my shaft just gives me the hardest boner ever. Every. Time.

[nib95]

Damn. This shit is seriously X rated...Lol.

[Zekes!]

basic kissing is enough to get heavily aroused

this was a problem specifically because my ex used to like kissing in public a lot

[Gintoki]

Ass bite.

[MWS Natural]

W H O O T Y

[Concept17]

^women in hats

Doesn't even matter the hat.

[Ezalc]

Kissing and licking my ears. Stroking my inner thigh while whispering how much they want my dick in their mouth/pussy. One of my ex-gfs loved to talk/yell during sex so while pounding her I'd sometimes ask "who's my nasty little girl?" And she'd yell out "I'm your nasty little bitch daddy!" Fuuuuuck that was hot as shit. Oh and even though I'm already aroused at this point, letting my dick rest on their head/face while a girl sucks my balls or licks my shaft just gives me the hardest boner ever. Every. Time.

I'll never understand the daddy thing some men seem to have. That just implies some incest shit.

[SalsaShark]

Kissing and licking my ears. Stroking my inner thigh while whispering how much they want my dick in their mouth/pussy.

for some reason (the way you phrased it) i read both of these as you doing it to yourself and laughed out loud

*whispering* "oh yeah nggghh they want my dick in their mouth/pussy so much"

[Mecha_Infantry]

The main ones:

Sucking my nipples..
Sexy lingerie, mostly sexy bras and stockings
Keeping her heels on

OHHHHHH lawwwwdy

[Mully]

Yep. This is my kryptonite. I need to go ly dow.

Holy fuck I love me some sexy stockings. They always look amazing.

[Khalifa Jayy]

I'll never understand the daddy thing some men seem to have. That just implies some incest shit.

It's so sexy in spanish though my guy. Incredibly hot, imo.

for some reason (the way you phrased it) i read both of these as you doing it to yourself and laughed out loud "oh yeah nggghh they want my dick in their mouth/pussy so much"

Lol. I can see how it would come across that way.

[Horse Detective]

I'll never understand the daddy thing some men seem to have. That just implies some incest shit.

Same here. Sounds creepy to me.

[Plywood]

Women.

oh god they're everywhere on the internet and outside

[white dynamite]

^women in hats Doesn't even matter the hat.

What about this one?

[I Push Fat Kids]

A nice midriff.
Feeling a woman's nose brush my cheek.
Feeling a woman inhale through her nose beside my neck. The exhale is the starter pistol.
The hip grab, however sensual.

[RangersFan]

yoga pants

[dragonlife]

I get aroused when girls kiss and lick my ears. Also when they stroke my inner thigh and junk in one motion while whispering how much they want my lick in their mouth/pussy. Especially when I'm down to my boxer-briefs. One of my ex-gfs loved to talk/yell during sex so while pounding her I'd sometimes ask "who's my nasty little girl?" And she'd yell out "I'm your nasty little bitch daddy!" Fuuuuuck that was hot as shit (especially in Spanish). Oh and even though I'm already aroused at this point, letting my dick rest on their head/face while a girl sucks my balls or licks my shaft just gives me the hardest boner ever. Every. Time.

Hot.

[tearsofash]

Cosplay, Lolita, feet tickling, hair pulling, ear licking, whispering dirty things in my ear, choking, mummification, and her being on top.

[Hero_of_the_Day]

60 year old women who hang out at train stations.

[Apeopleman]

My mangina. (I'm a guy)

fixed

And my turn on is Jared Leto.

Most talented musician/band in the world and best of all time.

Most talented actor of all time, best all time.

Amazing body



Who you know that can rock a pink mohawk?

[Pylon_Trooper]

It doesn't take much these days. The unspoken "I am feeling mad horny" look my wife gives me as soon as we know our toddler is asleep.

Nothing more romantic than bedraggled neediness these days, that sense of "we have worked for this little piece of fun". If I were to elaborate...

...nothing gets me aroused more than performing ravenous, cyclonic cunnilingus on my wife.

[Aselith]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyoclgCRsbk

Dude, Eggman, you lead me down a weird hole here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARQ86...eature=related

What are all of these things and why are they leading to weird boners?

[smurfx]

girls with great legs and stockings. although a beautiful face has always been my greatest kryptonite.

[SalsaShark]

fixed And my turn on is Jared Leto. Most talented musician/band in the world and best of all time. Most talented actor of all time, best all time. Amazing body [IMG]http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r269/LetoLover143/Jared%20Leto/jared_leto.jpg[ /IMG] Who you know that can rock a pink mohawk? [IMG]http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt331/alex_Bruu/leto-07.jpg[ /IMG]

oh man

[Aselith]

Who you know that can rock a pink mohawk?

Just because he adopts the hairstyle doesn't mean he's rocking it. So still no one.

[Cameron122]

Glasses, red hair, accents.

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Aussie accents.

[Axalon]

When you pull away from making out and the girl catches your bottom lip a little with their teeth

[NinjaBoiX]

I thought this was, you know, things that aren't so overtly sexual that make you aroused.

Just what I was thinking. "I get aroused when my GF strokes my penis and talks dirty." Well no shit.

[Apeopleman]

Glasses, red hair, accents.

In my second pic, glasses, check.

Hair is more pomegranate, but red is close, check

Jared has an accent, if you are of english decent. Its all perspective. Check.

Smart man.

[SalsaShark]

Apeopleman is now my favorite junior

[Apeopleman]

You are my favorite "Trust no one!
Keep your laser handy!"

Whatever rank that is

Off topic, but how do I become a regular member? I feel people think less of me due to being a junior.

Also, what's this neogaf gold I hear about? Is it exclusive to non juniors? Is there a subscription fee?

Thanks!

[tearsofash]

Are you being serious, m8?

[jufonuk]

You are my favorite "Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!" Whatever rank that is Off topic, but how do I become a regular member? I feel people think less of me due to being a junior. Also, what's this neogaf gold I hear about? Is it exclusive to non juniors? Is there a subscription fee? Thanks!

or you could make a silly thread and be perma Juniored like me :(, I once got to get a trial of GAF gold it was glorious, but we can't talk about that or Evilore will destroy us in our sleep, he has the ways and means..

Also I got to the "My Laser is never handy" Rank, for that I had to defeat sheng long to stand a chance, crazy times man....

[Always-honest]

That lip bite thing that Gina Carano does so well.

ooh no. When women do shit like that i'm out. I try to avoid dramaqueens like that like the plague. That's acting.

[jufonuk]

Most of the things mentions in this post, and the women in Mecha_Infrantry's Avatar.. Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng **who is she?**

[eviltasan]

THIS

[Phat Michael]

I thought this was, you know, things that aren't so overtly sexual that make you aroused.

LOL! "yes i like it when my girlfriend takes off her clothes, sits on my cock then invites her 2 best looking cheerleader friends over to take turns fellating me!"

Seriously tho - non overtly sexual things:

a) love when a girl winks at me
b) black toenail polish - or just pedicured feet is hot.
c) Magenta or purple bras.
d) when they bite their lips
e) pony tails
f) eye makeup.

[GasProblem]

Chest hair and light moaning.

[Ichor]

Good singing. When I got a ride home from a girl in my class once and she started singing along to the radio and she had a beautiful singing voice, my attraction to her instantly quintupled. Now I try to get rides with her whenever I can just to hear her sing.

Oh also braided hair if it looks good.

[Iztli]

fixed And my turn on is Jared Leto. Most talented musician/band in the world and best of all time. Most talented actor of all time, best all time. Who you know that can rock a pink mohawk?

[Electivirus]

Scruff + glasses on a guy = aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <3

[Bay Maximus]

yoga pants

This guy gets it.

[damn that's nice]

Anime.

[Moppet13]

I think Count Dookakke said it best: anal winking.

I have to ask, what is anal winking?