NeoGAF

Dark Ninja · (05-08-2012, 01:55 AM)

Originally Posted by AnEternalEnigma:

Lmao, jobbed to a neckbreaker in a 45 second match.

the way Layla does it and the divas take it. I expect a broken neck one day

BoboBrazil · (05-08-2012, 01:56 AM)

Cranky Vince ‏ @CrankyVince

BORED BY THIS HOOKER WRESTLING SHIT. TELLING KIDMAN I'M FEELING PLAYFUL. KIDMAN, NERVOUSLY ERASING HIS MATCH TIME ARITHMETIC.

lol

Biggest-Geek-Ever · (05-08-2012, 01:56 AM)

This looks like the best youtube video ever. Look at the small dislike bar!

sajj316 · (05-08-2012, 01:57 AM)

Truth behind CM Cena. Cena is wearing a CM Punk ice cream t-shirt on the Dream Machines car show.

krae_man · (05-08-2012, 01:57 AM)

Originally Posted by FyreWulff:

An ad for IE. In 2012.

They've been airing those on Raw for months.

SoulPlaya · (05-08-2012, 01:57 AM)

Originally Posted by El Pescado:

I got my Kane mask today!

Dragon Force and Guardian Heroes as well. My Portal Gun should show up tomorrow too! :D

You're . . . . . . . beautiful.

ElectricBlanketFire · (05-08-2012, 01:57 AM)

Good to see ADR uses his turn signals.

BoboBrazil · (05-08-2012, 01:58 AM)

Man this shit is boring.

Keyser Soze · (05-08-2012, 01:58 AM)

Can Bryan and Punk please occupy the same ring at the same time before I go to bed

Zhengi · (05-08-2012, 01:58 AM)

Edit: nm

jobber · (05-08-2012, 01:59 AM)

Originally Posted by Ithil:

Who is Maxine?

And I see Kelly Kelly got some new Tit Tit's.

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/k/karleeperez/

dat mug shot is gdlk

SuperMalo · (05-08-2012, 01:59 AM)

Jericho's jacket is the best thing about raw so far.

krae_man · (05-08-2012, 01:59 AM)

Wait so the entire point of this how isn't to promote the PPV, it's to get likes on facebook?

rvd2kewl · (05-08-2012, 01:59 AM)

Nice insight, Cole. You believe Del Rio is going to beat Sheamus because it's his time. Not even trying anymore.

Jericho's entrance is FANTASTIC, BTW.

Dark Ninja · (05-08-2012, 01:59 AM)

Originally Posted by Zhengi:

Del Rio vs Jericho... nice, I hope this is a good match.

lol Shaemus and Orton will fix that

SoulPlaya · (05-08-2012, 02:00 AM)

Should we expect Kane?

cr_blah_blah · (05-08-2012, 02:00 AM)

These people are really excited about someone incapable of creating excitement.

UberTag · (05-08-2012, 02:00 AM)

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze:

Can Bryan and Punk please occupy the same ring at the same time before I go to bed

Perhaps he'll run in during the Tensai match.
Or perhaps they won't even get to feud.

Ithil · (05-08-2012, 02:00 AM)

I just want my Bryan/Punk fix.

Professor Beef · (05-08-2012, 02:00 AM)

Aw man, I was expecting a Jericho/Del Rio match, and instead it's just a tag match. :(

krae_man · (05-08-2012, 02:00 AM)

At least that plant was hot.

Zhengi · (05-08-2012, 02:00 AM)

Originally Posted by Dark Ninja:

lol Shaemus and Orton will fix that

Yeah, I'm not paying too much attention at the moment. I would definitely like to see Jericho vs Del Rio though.

Mr. Sandman · (05-08-2012, 02:01 AM)

It's a shameful thing
lobster head
TOO MANY LIMES!!!
TOO MANY LIMES!!!!

cr_blah_blah · (05-08-2012, 02:01 AM)

TOO MANY LIMES
TOO MANY LIMES
TOO MANY LIMES

Guzim · (05-08-2012, 02:01 AM)

What a mild reaction for Sheamus.

krae_man · (05-08-2012, 02:01 AM)

LOL Sheamus' skin is whiter then his bandage.

ElectricBlanketFire · (05-08-2012, 02:02 AM)

Originally Posted by Guzim:

What a mild reaction for Sheamus.

To be fair, the crowd isn't helping. Jericho was getting nothing in the ring.

Mr. Sandman · (05-08-2012, 02:02 AM)

WE WANT BRYAN
YES YES YES YES YES
WE WANT BRYAN
YES YES YES YES YES

Mr. Sandman · (05-08-2012, 02:04 AM)

Me watching this RAW...........

dream · (05-08-2012, 02:05 AM)

Funkasaurus Rex been on yet?

ElectricBlanketFire · (05-08-2012, 02:05 AM)

Originally Posted by krae_man:

LOL Sheamus' skin is whiter then his bandage.

Holy crap! No joke I didn't even notice it until I read this.

truly101 · (05-08-2012, 02:05 AM)

I didn't even realize this show was in Greensboro. We used to be such a great wrestling town. The Rock, this is your life skit killed it, and its never recovered.

krae_man · (05-08-2012, 02:05 AM)

Originally Posted by djsandman:

Me watching this RAW...........

Why is Cena selling an injury he no sold on the PPV?

Professor Beef · (05-08-2012, 02:05 AM)

Originally Posted by dream:

Funkasaurus Rex been on yet?

No, but there's still time to disgust the audience.

BoboBrazil · (05-08-2012, 02:06 AM)

Crowd was killed when they announced no Cena and then Punk vs Tensai as the main event. Noone wants to see that shit.

Keyser Soze · (05-08-2012, 02:06 AM)

Originally Posted by dream:

Funkasaurus Rex been on yet?

Cunt no the fuck he shit not has

SoulPlaya · (05-08-2012, 02:06 AM)

You guys were actually watching RAW? Lol, when will you guys ever learn? Just watch the Kane segments. You'll never be sad.

BoboBrazil · (05-08-2012, 02:07 AM)

CM Punk is tweeting about baseball during the show. That should tell you something.

Ronin · (05-08-2012, 02:07 AM)

URRRRBODY ARM HURTIN'!!!

truly101 · (05-08-2012, 02:07 AM)

Originally Posted by BoboBrazil:

CM Punk is tweeting about baseball during the show. That should tell you something.

Cubs are rebounding from a pretty fucking awful start. Can't blame him I guess.

dream · (05-08-2012, 02:08 AM)

Out of sheer morbid curiosity, I would love to see Lord Tensai vs. Funkasaurus Rex.

Guzim · (05-08-2012, 02:08 AM)

Linda McMahon commercial!

Keyser Soze · (05-08-2012, 02:08 AM)

When the jumped from showing a Youtube video of Santino, which was advertising him on Twitter, to then advertising their own Facebook page, I just about lost the will to live.

Mr. Sandman · (05-08-2012, 02:08 AM)

Originally Posted by dream:

Out of sheer morbid curiosity, I would love to see Lord Tensai vs. Funkasaurus Rex.

Make it a triple threat with Ryback.

krae_man · (05-08-2012, 02:08 AM)

Originally Posted by ElectricBlanketFire:

Holy crap! No joke I didn't even notice it until I read this.

One of these is The Yeti, The other is WWE Superstar Sheamus:

But which one?

Ithil · (05-08-2012, 02:09 AM)

Originally Posted by dream:

Out of sheer morbid curiosity, I would love to see Lord Tensai vs. Funkasaurus Rex.

Wouldn't that just look like some kind of quantum squashing event that human minds can't actually comprehend?

BoboBrazil · (05-08-2012, 02:09 AM)

Originally Posted by dream:

Out of sheer morbid curiosity, I would love to see Lord Tensai vs. Funkasaurus Rex.

Throw in Ryback and we have ourselves a match.

UberTag · (05-08-2012, 02:09 AM)

Originally Posted by BoboBrazil:

CM Punk is tweeting about baseball during the show. That should tell you something.

@CrankyVince is tweeting about his sexual prowess and how he compares favorably to horses and bullmastiffs.

Ronin · (05-08-2012, 02:10 AM)

Those fucking awful clotheslines. Ugh.

krae_man · (05-08-2012, 02:10 AM)

Snakes have dens?