[ChiTownBuffalo]

Okay well that would be an astoundingly stupid move if that's what happened. It's not what came to my mind when invade/invasion was term used.

Well, to be honest, I going to hypothesize it was someone amongst the large southeast Asian fishing community out there.

[leadbelly]

lol

That poster. That sounds so dirty. Especially with the expression on his face.

[Kosmo]

LOL what is up with this. There is fuck all you can do to control ocean populations so why worry about it? You'll just have to adjust to the changes that happen in nature.

Maybe we can find someone that got a D in Marine biology to head up the cause

Gore got a D in "Natural Science: Man's Place in Nature" at Harvard

[shinobi602]

Well, its a non-native species that probably did not come to those waters by nautral means. Like someone tried to start a shrimp farm with them.

So far they're thinking:

Scientists don't know exactly how the Asian variety got to the Gulf Coast—the possibilities include breeding in the local waters or being carried to the area by currents.

[Lonely1]

I was expecting this:

Next the shrimp will grow 60 feet tall and attack the towns around the coast.

[ReBurn]

So far they're thinking:

I bet that some kid was raising them in the bathtub and they got too big to take care of. Like if you had a lion in your bedroom. So the kid dumped them.

[Kinyou]

I bet that some kid was raising them in the bathtub and they got too big to take care of. Like if you had a lion in your bedroom. So the kid dumped them.

Lions invading the USA.

"They wont stop eating my kids!" a distressed local complains.

[Seraphinianus]

Lions invading the USA. "They wont stop eating my kids!" a distressed local complains.

LOL what is up with this. There is fuck all you can do to control lion populations so why worry about it? You'll just have to adjust to the changes that happen in nature.

[Alligatorjandro]

I bet it tastes good.

mmm Shrimps

[shinobi602]

LOL what is up with this. There is fuck all you can do to control lion populations so why worry about it? You'll just have to adjust to the changes that happen in nature.

But lions would eat us.

We can eat the shrimp! >:D

[ChiTownBuffalo]

So far they're thinking:

I'm standing by my Asian people raising shrimp they were more familiar with in local waters. Tiger prawns are expensive.

[JGS]

So are they tasty or are they nasty to eat?

[equap]

I welcome this invasion!!! Tiger Prawns are the best!!!!

[Dice]

LOL what is up with this. There is fuck all you can do to control lion populations so why worry about it? You'll just have to adjust to the changes that happen in nature.

I don't even know what you're doing with this. Are you just fucking around or are you saying that my sentiment is ridiculous? Do you think we can track and remove every last one of these things from the ocean faster than they can spread?

[Rentahamster]

if they are a danger to other fragile ecosystems, more the reason to eat them right ;)

Pretty much la

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=36228154

[Raist]

You can try to pretty up those aqua-vermin with lettuce and lemon all you want, they're still hideous. Fish 4 lyfe.

Most fish are scavengers, too.

So are they tasty or are they nasty to eat?

They're tasty. Usually the ones used for curries in thai restaurants, for instance.

[Beerman462]

All our shrimp are 100% shrimp-fed for that double-shrimp "juiced in" goodness

[UnluckyKate]

We're gonna need a bigger Tom Hanks.

I'm not even angry you stole my post man. Bro fist

[lazybones18]

Giant fried shrimp.....bring it on

[Count Dookkake]

If it hasn't happened already, someone should open a restaurant that only serves invasive species.

[ReBurn]

If it hasn't happened already, someone should open a restaurant that only serves invasive species.

Would human be on the menu? I guess it depends on where the restaurant is located.

[Seraphinianus]

I don't even know what you're doing with this. Are you just fucking around or are you saying that my sentiment is ridiculous? Do you think we can track and remove every last one of these things from the ocean faster than they can spread?

i was just having fun

[polyh3dron]

FOOKIN PRAWNS

[Josh7289]

Just so you all know, eating shrimp is not really a good idea because of all the destructive bycatch associated with shrimp fishery: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrimp_...#Controversies

Shrimp fisheries produce unusually high levels of bycatch. Before the introduction of bycatch reduction devices in the 1980s, shrimp fishery had a bycatch ratio (ratio of the amount of non-target species caught to the amount of the target species caught) of 4.5–5.3:1.[7] Since BRDs were introduced, the bycatch ratios may have been reduced by as much as 30%.[7] Shrimp fishing is likely to "capture more sea turtles than any other commercial fishery".[8]

[K.Sabot]

Imagine the size of the veins in that thing.

Would not eat.

[DarkKyo]

I don't eat things that look like bugs.

[equap]

Just so you all know, eating shrimp is not really a good idea because of all the destructive bycatch associated with shrimp fishery: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrimp_...#Controversies

STFU HIPPIE!! go occupy wall street or something.

[Slayer-33]

Seafood disgusts me lol

[andycapps]

FOOKIN PRAWNS

Did a ctrl-f to see if this was posted yet. Barely missed my opportunity.

[Josh7289]

STFU HIPPIE!! go occupy wall street or something.

Just a friendly reminder from your local public service announcement authority.

[Kareha]

[Kitsunebaby]

Just so you all know, eating shrimp is not really a good idea because of all the destructive bycatch associated with shrimp fishery: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrimp_...#Controversies

So let's start eating sea turtles. Problem solved.

Anyways, I wanna eat these so bad. Not a big seafood lover but shrimp is friggin delicious.

[thetrin]

Bigger shrimp? I fail to see how this is a problem! Gobble up those other shrimp! Become stronger! Then I'll cook and eat you >:D

[leadbelly]

So let's start eating sea turtles. Problem solved. Anyways, I wanna eat these so bad. Not a big seafood lover but shrimp is friggin delicious.

Turtle is supposed to be delicious. I'm not sure if it is all turtles in general or if it's just a particular species of Giant Tortoise though. When they were first discovered, they tried to take them home with them, but they were so delicious, none of them made it home. They ate the whole lot. They couldn't resist it. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k-l1HLj9Nk

[Mecha_Infantry]

[titiklabingapat]

They taste better than regular gulf coast shrimp, so...

[Kitsunebaby]

Turtle is supposed to be delicious. I'm not sure if it is all turtles in general or if it's just a particular species of Giant Tortoise though. When they were first discovered, they tried to take them home with them, but they were so delicious, none of them made it home. They ate the whole lot. They couldn't resist it. lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k-l1HLj9Nk

I've heard good things about turtle soup. I'm willing to try any animal once, save for insects and other creepy crawlies.

[AAK]

Looks delicious.

[sixteen-bit]

Seafood disgusts me lol

lol

[leadbelly]

I've heard good things about turtle soup. I'm willing to try any animal once, save for insects and other creepy crawlies.

That QI episode made me really curious to know what turtle tastes like. Of course the Giant Tortoise is protected so that is out of the question. I would certainly try that turtle soup anyway. :D

I'm generally not that daring when it comes to food, but if I was pushed to, I would probably give it a try. I'm kind of funny when it comes to seafood. I don't want to be though because seafood is generally good for you. I want to try and develop a taste for it. :/

[lethial]

Shrim?

[FlashFlooder]

I always knew this day would come....


When they start coming on land, better hope you don't have shrimp on your breath.

[purple cobra]

Looks delicious. Source

[I love Kitties]

I'm ready to eat those things!

[Tom_Cody]

I'm ready to eat those things!

+1

This thread is honestly making me hungry.

[PoweredBySoy]

Shrimp fishing is likely to "capture more sea turtles than any other commercial fishery".[8]

GRRRRRRR. F U shrimp.

[Zee-Row]

Yuck , the sight of seafood hurts my stomach!

[dojokun]

Just so you all know, eating shrimp is not really a good idea because of all the destructive bycatch associated with shrimp fishery: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrimp_...#Controversies

In order to avoid every single possible negative unintended effect, you'd have to basically starve. Fuck that.

And I also saw those videos of how mean turtles are so I don't care how many turtles die.

[vas_a_morir]

I ate Shrimp and crayfish in a cajun dish yesterday. It was good...

but shit, I want one of these guys!

[DimmuBurgerKing]

Tasty. Shrimp is the best seafood, and bigger.. is better!

Yuck , the sight of seafood hurts my stomach!