[Timo]

Back in 2003 http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...80&postcount=1 Not the original post, just a copy of it. OLD GAF stuff http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/bas...ga-archive.htm

GAF used to have signatures? Amazing.

Also, does anyone remember where all the 'Go ly dow' shit happens in the JBaird thread?

ALSO, OP nailed it. I was in tears during that baconbits thread.

[TAJ]

Lol, I forgot about OMGLemurs.

The 9/11 thread. From the moment it happened and so on. Surreal.

Not long after that, some idiot was trying to tell me that the whole population of Afghanistan was going to swarm on U.S. soldiers, and that the push into the country would be a bloodbath of epic proportions... make Vietnam look like a crushing victory, etc.

[soultron]

What was that thread where some guy called out a GAF user for stealing, or breaking I don't remember, something of his and it devolved into the the guy, the guy he was calling out, the guy he was calling outs girlfriend, and some other people arguing?

The truth about Kazenone, IIRC. The OP and Kazenone are both GAFers. Haha.

[jaxword]

Not long after that, some idiot was trying to tell me that the whole population of Afghanistan was going to swarm on U.S. soldiers, and that the push into the country would be a bloodbath of epic proportions, make Vietnam look like a crushing victory, etc.

Well, they were right about the bloodbath part, just not about WHERE it would happen.

[Apeopleman]

Costanza is why we can't have nice things.

Out of curiosity, what happened to Kittonwy, and Costanza?

Weren't they Neogaf MVP's?

[squidyj]

It might not be a super duper thread and it might be gaming side but I was tickled pink by the Super PS3 thread.

Also Jbaird, lawl.

[Plywood]

I don't get it. What did baconbitz have in his photobucket?

[TAJ]

Well, they were right about the bloodbath part, just not about WHERE it would happen.

He was talking about massive, immediate losses, (like 10,000 in one month or some shit) not attrition by overstaying the shit out of our welcome.
And at that point, the idea of going into Iraq was almost unimaginable. There was no reason to, and W's crew weren't pushing it in public yet.

[Suikoguy]

I remember a thread where a guy was going to relaunch the Dreamcast with a ton of games. Can't seem to find it, it may have been before the relaunch.

[soultron]

I don't get it. What did baconbitz have in his photobucket?

IIRC it was him taking photos of his ass or something.

[jaxword]

He was talking about massive, immediate losses, not attrition by overstaying the shit out of our welcome.

Did he have a stockpile of guns in his basement and sometimes mutter to himself "It's coming, it's coming..." ?

[salva]

I don't get it. What did baconbitz have in his photobucket?

Tits

[K.Sabot]

SPANUUUUUUUUUUUUUND

[Feep]

From a personal standpoint, I was one of only two people livetweeting the "Natal Experience" pre-E3 event in 2010. When I got home later that night and read through the thread's responses to my tweets, I was in literal TEARS for nearly twenty minutes straight from laughing.

Thread is here, though unfortunately, a lot of the images used the now-banned image hosting site. Still hilarious.

[SalsaShark]

[TAJ]

Did he have a stockpile of guns in his basement and sometimes mutter to himself "It's coming, it's coming..." ?

I doubt that he could afford a stockpile of guns, or a basement.

[XANDER CAGE]

The dude who opened up his PS3, polished it, and claimed that he could play GTA4 at a higher resolution is probably my favorite thing ever.

[soultron]

[IMG]http://www.annarbor.com/assets_c/2010/07/Luis%20Suarez%20handball-thumb-590x371-45941.jpg[/MG]

WC2010 was such an awesome time on GAF, you're right.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR

[Net_Wrecker]

I don't know about "historic" but that one night where people learned to cross into the 4th dimension with the glitchy ass alien looking language was hilarious. The initial reactions were golden, then it started crossing INTO other replies, then spread across a bunch of OT threads, and even infected the thread titles. So good.

[TAJ]

From a personal standpoint, I was one of only two people livetweeting the "Natal Experience" pre-E3 event in 2010. When I got home later that night and read through the thread's responses to my tweets, I was in literal TEARS for nearly twenty minutes straight from laughing.

Itagaki's reaction was amazing.

[sonikokaruto]

i remember:

the opa meltdown (yes, THAT LONG AGO)

the ****** meltdown


the pics of some dudette for a psp (don't remember the guy who did, mario something)



ask me, i'm fucking old over here.

also, wall guy.
nintendo on.

[TAJ]

i remember: the opa meltdown (yes, THAT LONG AGO) the ****** meltdown the pics of some dudette for a psp (don't remember the guy who did, mario something) ask me, i'm fucking old over here.

Olimario

[Kusagari]

Itagaki's reaction was amazing.

When you take the picture and then the story of how he walked in, took a look around, and promptly walked out - it truly becomes legendary.

[nib95]

Historic in retrospect, I miss the days where I could make threads... like this, or this. But man the NPD gif days were pretty fun, and speaking of the gaming side, APOCALYPS3 was a hilarious ride to get through. :lol

Dude, didn't realise you made those threads. Good stuff.

[Plywood]

IIRC it was him taking photos of his ass or something.

Tits

So which one is it?

[glaurung]

For me the brightest and funniest memory is associated with this thread: Most embarrassing place you've ever farted?

I don't think I have laughed quite as hard at anything else in the recent history beside that thread.

Oh, and of course the three times I was banned. Those have been... memorable.

[sonikokaruto]

Olimario

ah yes, thank you.


I think i still have the images somehwere. probably on a CD

[Plywood]

For me the brightest and funniest memory is associated with this thread: Most embarrassing place you've ever farted? I don't think I have laughed quite as hard anything else beside that thread. Oh, and of course the three times I was banned. Those have been... memorable.

Chitown's post slays me each time:

Michelle Obama, in the campaign office I was working at. I just walked in and had to high step to avoid a stepping on some documents and the Vuvzela Concerto in B flat happened.

[CB3]

I remember the thread with all the free cam strippers and one of them fell asleep. Umm, I don't know.

that was amazing. the one chick brought her mom on.

[jaxword]

Chitown's post slays me each time:

There's a story for the grandkids.

"I once farted at the President's wife, and that was the pinnacle of my life."

[Plywood]

When I used to take protein powder I used to fart like an absolute demon, they were monstrosities of biblical proportions, could clear a room in 5 seconds flat - horrendous! The worst thing is that I had to fart all the time, gas was bad as, anyway I worked at a desk. I used to take toilet breaks every couple of hours to go and let them rip and I'd have so much built up that I could do 30 - 45 second non stop farts. Anyway, this one day at work we were hella busy and I literally couldn't get away from my desk for the whole day. This fucken gas bomb had built up inside of me like you wouldn't believe... Imagine 10 dead bodies cooking in an enclosed space in the sun for a week and times that by 50 and you might get an idea of what was building up inside of me, anyway my guts were rumbling like a fucken freight train by the end of the day. I had to stay back late and it ended up being just me and my boss left in the office, this happened often and usually I could just sit at my desk and he would stay in his office. I thought I was safe, I was busy as sin and I wanted to get the hell out of there as soon as I could because it was getting late and the toilet was a while away, so I took the risk of dropping my guts slowly and steadily for the next five minutes at my desk. My god, it was a silent bitch, but it burned like hot coals as the toxic hot air slowly moved out of my guts and into the atmosphere around me and boy oh boy, I don't think I've ever smelled anything so disgustingly fucken rank in my life. Just as I'm finishing up, red faced and embarrassed enough that something so fucked up came from inside of me, my boss walks out of his office to come talk to me. I sit there thinking "fuck fuck fuck shit shit there's no way he's not gonna smell it, no way no way" he walks up to me, there is this disgusting pungent aroma in the air around me just hanging there, I'm so embarrassed and shitting myself, will he stay and pretend he can't smell it, what will he say (he's one of these ultra professional, never joke around ultra conservative old guy types), there is only me and him in the office and so there is no one else to blame it on. He must be thinking I fucken shit myself or something. Anyway, his nose sorta wrinkles a little bit, I can see him taking a whiff, I can see his eyes water a little bit as he goes to talk it looks like he almost gags, in my head I'm thinking "oh my fuck but I'm also fucking pissing myself" and he forces out real quick. "I'll ask you about this tomorrow, go home, it's getting late". Hahahaha!! Oh god.

I can't breathe.

edit: That thread is killing me.

[red731]

I can't breathe. edit: That thread is killing me.

That post was the hardest suppresion of laughter I've ever got at work.

[Bruiserk]

I don't know about "historic" but that one night where people learned to cross into the 4th dimension with the glitchy ass alien looking language was hilarious. The initial reactions were golden, then it started crossing INTO other replies, then spread across a bunch of OT threads, and even infected the thread titles. So good.

Uhm. Link?

[jaxword]

I don't know about "historic" but that one night where people learned to cross into the 4th dimension with the glitchy ass alien looking language was hilarious. The initial reactions were golden, then it started crossing INTO other replies, then spread across a bunch of OT threads, and even infected the thread titles. So good.

I want it on record that I have no idea what this post refers to.

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Uhm. Link?

I want it on record that I have no idea what this post refers to.

Here you go

Keep playing dumb jaxword :teehee:

"This page is in Thai" LOL

[Net_Wrecker]

Uhm. Link?

I want it on record that I have no idea what this post refers to.

I wish I could remember what thread it originated in, but I'll leave that to someone with a better memory than I. They probably got deleted though cause when the mods found out, they went to WORK.

Edit: OH GOD that's the thread :LOL

And I posted in it too [face_doh]

[Yoshichan]

Dark Souls OT1... epic.

[jaxword]

Here you go "This page is in Thai" LOL

I stand by my statement of complete non-knowledge.

[red731]

Uhm. Link?

I want it on record that I have no idea what this post refers to.

So it was Zalgo text?

I cant see it cause I dont have that font type...

[Net_Wrecker]

I want it on record that I have no idea what this post refers to.

Keep playing dumb jaxword :teehee:

Ahh haaaaaaa I c wat just happened thar

[ag-my001]

The 2010 Konami Conference still holds up well.

[JonnyBrad]

The bump of the millennium is still my favourite.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=55845

Shamefully the image doesn't work any more. It also shows off some typical ManaByte fail.

[Sephiroth503]

Ok so I've started reading that JBaird murder plot one. Only on like page 10/51 but this is insane LOL. Watching GAF turn on the dude at one specific point and then getting destroyed.

[Coppertracks]

Oh god that Beyblade thread. Had me in stitches!

[PastorOfMuppets]

I'm relatively new to NeoGaf so I haven't been involved in many legendary threads. This one is my first.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthre...arried&page=20

TL;DR Version: Virgin in his late 20's is deployed to the Philippines, loses his virginity to a whore (literally), falls in love with her, she scams money out of him before breaking up with him. Then for some reason, he marries her sister who is also a whore spends thousands of dollars to bring her over to the US. No surprise, she eventually reveals that she doesn't love him but since she's a selfish piece of shit, she continues to manipulate him into giving her money.

It's honestly one of the most depressing threads I've ever read. The rationalizations the guy makes in the face of repeated warnings is is funny at first, then enraging and finally when he updates us on how big of a cunt she is, it becomes sad.

[MC Safety]

I vote for the serafakia/verboten depantsing and "her" hilarious apology.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthre...ight=serafakia


And Backstabbo in the Cabbo.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48976

[StriKeVillain]

WC2010 was such an awesome time on GAF, you're right. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR

:lol

What a legendary thread.

[Archie]

Nintendo fans, lol

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Anyone have pictures of the PM's from the guy who thought someone here was Michael Cera and was trying to become his assistant? Tried looking it up last week and the thread where it all happened had nothing but old broken links.

[Indrid Cold1]

I'm relatively new to NeoGaf so I haven't been involved in many legendary threads. This one is my first. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthre...arried&page=20 TL;DR Version: Virgin in his late 20's is deployed to the Philippines, loses his virginity to a whore (literally), falls in love with her, she scams money out of him before breaking up with him. Then for some reason, he marries her sister who is also a whore spends thousands of dollars to bring her over to the US. No surprise, she eventually reveals that she doesn't love him but since she's a selfish piece of shit, she continues to manipulate him into giving her money. It's honestly one of the most depressing threads I've ever read. The rationalizations the guy makes in the face of repeated warnings is is funny at first, then enraging and finally when he updates us on how big of a cunt she is, it becomes sad.

Way to call the man's wife pretty much every disgusting insult under the sun in one easy post, go you.