[Arnie]

That image haunts me, like a deformed squirrel glaring at me. I remember a similarly disturbing shot of Peter Beardsley on Fantasy football (that's another thing you whippersnappers wont remember)

There's an equally horrifying mural of Michael Owen's bulge as you ascend the escalator of JJB Sports in Preston Town Centre.

[Jeff Albertson]

Fady has been too inconsistent for me. Started well but faded big time. He got back to form at the end of the season but it's too late in my eyes. Fady = David Silva Ah, best troll post.

Remember when Fady didn't multipost? He was always light years ahead of the pack in amount of posts because he would reply to each point separately!

Sunhi deserves a mention for outstanding commitment to the cause along with whoever posted the Steve Kean mouth

[FootballFan]

Honestly, I wouldn't know who to single out. My first season on Footygaf has been a great one, with many many awesome posters.

Thanks man, means a lot for me reading that, I try very hard and I am glad you all are appreciating my posts.









:( lol

[Vivalaraza]

Remember when Fady didn't multipost? He was always light years ahead of the pack in amount of posts because he would reply to each point separately! Sunhi deserves a mention for outstanding commitment to the cause

Oh shit, forgot Sunhi.

He definitely deserves some kind of award.

[Wilbury]

Hi Wilbury you're very nice and funny and your penis is massive. Wonder who top scorer is? Total up all posts through from OT1 to the end. I've gotta be in the hunt...

POSTER OF THE YEAR, VIVALARAZA

I'd say Kyoufu, but maybe it doesn't count when half your posts are shit

[FootballFan]

Vivalaraza, Fady, Sunhi and Yurt are the best.
(But barca-gaf is the best best)

doicare and lunchbox are also up there with the worst posters on gaf :P

[Vivalaraza]

POSTER OF THE YEAR, VIVALARAZA I'd say Kyoufu, but maybe it doesn't count when half your posts are shit

BURN.

Best footy-Gaf avatar? Messi or Slizz would probably win with one of their girlfriends.

I vote for my Eddie Guerrero jacket one, which was brought to you all courtesy of FootballFan.

[Sloosha]

I'd defintely award Kyoufu The John Terry award for posting excellence.

[Jeff Albertson]

Vivalaraza, Fady, Sunhi and Yurt are the best.

And Uncy Jeff right?

Anyway you can't vote for Fady seeing as we know you are Fady! If not the real Fady then some sort of fake Fady, all the other fake fadys are just imitating. So won't the real fake Fady please stand up.

I think I shall call you Western Fady!

I really should sleep

[FootballFan]

BURN. Best footy-Gaf avatar? Messi or Slizz would probably win with one of their girlfriends. I vote for my Eddie Guerrero jacket one, which was brought to you all courtesy of FootballFan.

:lol. I remember I read your post "can someone put this head on a jacket" - couldn't resist.

[Alienups]

Not the biggest Milan fan but this is pretty classy

[Jeff Albertson]

Not the biggest Milan fan but this is pretty classy

I don't like your avatar his head reminds me of Steve Kean

[FootballFan]

And Uncy Jeff right?

I knew I forgot one :P

Your old avatar of Farooq(sp.) would suit Blackburns season lol. Damn.

[Messi]

Fady has been too inconsistent for me. Started well but faded big time. He got back to form at the end of the season but it's too late in my eyes. Fady = David Silva Ah, best troll post.

Maybe he has Torres like form? Former greatness followed by an incredible lull leading into above average preformance towards the end of the season?

[Alienups]

I don't like your avatar his head reminds me of Steve Kean

Patrick Stewart would be a better coach than him

Then again, so would a broken keyboard, a moldy towel or any other inanimate objects

[Messi]

BURN. Best footy-Gaf avatar? Messi or Slizz would probably win with one of their girlfriends. I vote for my Eddie Guerrero jacket one, which was brought to you all courtesy of FootballFan.

Its the only award I could win :/. I like to keep it varied for you guys (I tire easily of my avatar hence all the different olivia avvys) But to be honest, I really like Slizz's selection of Alison Brie avatars.

Not the biggest Milan fan but this is pretty classy

This is real classy

Maybe Sunhi wins poster of the year, not for text content but for sheer content delivery in a timely fashion.

[Jeff Albertson]

Patrick Stewart would be a better coach than him Then again, so would a broken keyboard, a moldy towel or any other inanimate objects

I back this idea just for the post match interviews

[Wilbury]

Sexual Deviant Of The Year: WoodenLung

Honorary Award For Having A Shit Coach: Jeff & Villa-Gaf

Semen On The Keyboard Award: Juve-Gaf last weekend

Banter Of The Year: Bayern or Liverpool? A meteor - Lunchbox

[elsk]

Not the biggest Milan fan but this is pretty classy

You don't get it right?

[Jeff Albertson]

Commentary of the century: Gary Neville's orgasm

It wont be topped for a long time

[Vivalaraza]

Commentary of the century: Gary Neville's orgasm It wont be topped for a long time

Ray Wilkins' "swazz" was a good effort also.

[sneaky77]

man this video gave me goosebumps
http://www.as.com/futbol/video/honor...sdasftb_21/Ves

[Wilbury]

XXXI title lol

Innovation in Marketing award: dc89

[Salvadora]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...off-looms.html
Stay safe Jeff.

[Clegg]

Wall of shame 1-8. Does anyone have 9?

Please excuse the formatting.


OT 3

Fry8 777 Kermit The Dog 667 Fady K 659 Yurt 531 WoodenLung 504 Clegg 483 odd_morsel 447 Vivalaraza 440 Mastadon 399 offshore 399

OT4

WoodenLung 719 Vivalaraza 715 Yurt 610 Gareth Bale 568 Fry8 533 dc89 448 offshore 428 Mastadon 411 Fady K 397 Jeff Albertson 377 Clegg 373 Salazar 372 Messi 359 Chriswok 356 Shogun PaiN 354

OT 5

Salazar 847 Yurt 714 Vivalaraza 711 dc89 666 Gareth Bale 587 WoodenLung 544 bjaelke 468 Wilbury 433 Fry8 420 Messi 374 odd_morsel 337 Jeff Albertson 326 Kyoufu 321 elsk 288 Carbonox_Ratchet 287

OT 2

Fady K 688 Fry8 580 Gareth Bale 470 Jason Raize '75 - '04 458 Yurt 444 Kermit The Dog 418 Clegg 416 faridmon 405 Vivalaraza 400 WoodenLung 362 omgkitty 357 Shogun PaiN 354 odd_morsel 352 Salazar 329 Carbonox_Ratchet 313

OT 7

Salazar 809 Wilbury 708 Kyoufu 663 elsk 497 Yurt 497 WoodenLung 488 dc89 438 Fur_Q 424 Manager 390 Clegg 380 bjaelke 377 Vivalaraza 353 HixxSAFC 338 offshore 314 Messi 287

OT 6

Kyoufu 841 Salazar 716 Yurt 652 Wilbury 491 WoodenLung 470 dc89 467 Vivalaraza 463 elsk 360 HixxSAFC 346 Messi 320 Splatt 280 Gareth Bale 276 LegoArmo 271 SunhiLegend 262 odd_morsel 261

OT 8

Kyoufu 973 Vivalaraza 678 Wilbury 595 Salazar 494 dc89 365 Yurt 352 Clegg 350 HixxSAFC 348 WoodenLung 343 Willkiller 337 bjaelke 332 PantyPhantom 328 Gareth Bale 297 odd_morsel 293 Blablurn 284

OT 1

nemesun 708 Vivalaraza 521 Mastadon 497 Gareth Bale 493 Messi 487 omgkitty 455 Kermit The Dog 425 Jason Raize '75 - '04 420 dc89 407 Fady K 371 Fry8 358 K1LLER7 357 Arnie 356 Yurt 346 MPW 338

[Awesome Animals]

Interesting that I'm not on any of those walls of shame. I feel like I'm here too much as it is. Assuming its because I miss the periods when it is most busy.

[elsk]

I don't even know who is Kyoufu.

[Sloosha]

That's a lot of posts about Cleverley from Salazar in OT|7 and OT|5.

[Wilbury]

I don't even know who is Kyoufu.

Is he on your ignore list?

I'd like to know if I'm on anyones

[Jeff Albertson]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...off-looms.html Stay safe Jeff.

It's ok I think my chief manager scout and head of India trips role is safe

Looking at those lists I don't post as much as I thought

Maybe I will next year when I remember I've actually always been a lifelong city / united / Chelsea / whoever is challenging for the title fan.

[Salvadora]

If you put Wilbury or Kyoufu on ignore there wouldn't be much to read in this thread.

[Major_Lazer]

When I'm watching a game, GAF is the last thing on my mind sadly.

[Wilbury]

If you put Wilbury or Kyoufu on ignore there wouldn't be much to read in this thread.

There would be less penis jokes
And less joke posts by a penis

[Awesome Animals]

When I'm watching a game, GAF is the last thing on my mind sadly.

Who the fuck is this guy?

[Vivalaraza]

I think i'm top!

Here's OT9 btw

Kyoufu 963 Wilbury 673 WoodenLung 479 Salvadora 454 dc89 421 Clegg 389 Willkiller 389 Yurt 325 offshore 324 Carbonox_Ratchet 320 Salazar 319 Spanish Wrath 301 elsk 296 K1LLER7 266 HixxSAFC 264

[Salvadora]

I've noticed football fans who don't post here around gaf.

[Messi]

Wow nearly 500 posts in OT1 what was I doing?

I don't even know who is Kyoufu.

For real?

[Messi]

FUCK double post

[Sloosha]

LOL at Dc in |OT|5

Seems about right. ;)

[Wilbury]

Well I've got 4375 posts overall. I'd say at least 4000 of them are in footyGAF, probably more. I post in Batman thread, the one about my tiny piece, a few in Avengers, and that's it.

[Awesome Animals]

Well I've got 4375 posts overall. I'd say at least 4000 of them are in footyGAF, probably more. I post in Batman thread, the one about my tiny piece, a few in Avengers, and that's it.

Was it you who suggested a Terrance Malik Batman universe? I think you should wander into any and all films consistently suggesting a Terrance Malik version. Watch the forums burn.

[rodvik]

Sexual Deviant Of The Year: WoodenLung Honorary Award For Having A Shit Coach: Jeff & Villa-Gaf Semen On The Keyboard Award: Juve-Gaf last weekend Banter Of The Year: Bayern or Liverpool? A meteor - Lunchbox

We won something! Yay!

[Wilbury]

Was it you who suggested a Terrance Malik Batman universe? I think you should wander into any and all films consistently suggesting a Terrance Malik version. Watch the forums burn.

That was me. With Sean Penn silently masturbating over the Bat Signal while Also Sprach Zarathustra played

[Awesome Animals]

Yea, you should do that in all movie threads.

We won something! Yay!

As honored as I am, I think we should step down and let Jeff have this award by himself. We (narrowly) avoided relegation despite our managers best effort.

[kingellesar]

Really not looking forward to the CL final, assuming we beat Fulham or Newcastle fail to win. Mind you we have been at our best when we have relied on others to do something for us this season!

[Clegg]

Was it you who suggested a Terrance Malik batman universe? I think you should wander into any and all films consistently suggesting a Terrance Malik version. Watch the forums burn.

I was in that thread.

It was intereting to say the least.

[WJD]

I want to win something.

Biggest-penis-relative-to-Wilbury's award?

[Wilbury]

Yea, you should do that in all movie threads.

Done

I want to win something. Biggest-penis-relative-to-Wilbury's award?

There's no way yours is the biggest. My money's on dc. We give him hell and he takes it because he knows his penis is so massive. In fact it can hold up the mcfc.com servers by itself.

[WJD]

Done There's no way yours is the biggest. My money's on dc. We give him hell and he takes it because he knows his penis is so massive. In fact it can hold up the mcfc.com servers by itself.

Check your PM's.

[Clegg]

Done

I noticed that post.

You also killed that thread.