[Jeff Albertson]

I'm going to end the most unproductive day in history by watching Aquilani videos on Youtube. Jesus fuck.

Unproductive? But you had dominos, and saved 50% that's an achievement

[elsk]

Very shitty day, I'm watching The Warriors on Netflix.

[Arnie]

Unproductive? But you had dominos, and saved 50% that's an achievement

True. And I rang them back because my Texas BBQ half had barely any BBQ sauce on so they delivered me a small Texas BBQ separately, for free, which is now cooling in it's entirety in the fridge. I'll have it for my tea tomorrow.

Got a shit load of work to do though. Might just watch an episode of Friday Night Lights and go to bed, I'm not going to do anything now. I've cracked open a lone Budweiser too which is making me drowsy.

[Grover Cleveland]

It's gonna be a long summer, and we won't sign anyone because there's "no value in the market", but having Bebe back is a major boost and he'll be like a new signing :(

[Ashes1396]

Very shitty day, I'm watching The Warriors on Netflix.

If that's a low point....
Nah, that's not a low point.

[Awesome Animals]

On FIFA if anyone wants a game.

[Willkiller]

On FIFA if anyone wants a game.

I'll give you a couple of games AA!

[Awesome Animals]

I'll give you a couple of games AA!

Please. I'm sitting here blowing money on ut packs.

Shit. Going to grab food. How late will you be on?

[Paracelsus]

Here, Yurt

1994/1995 (beginning of 1st Lippi Era at Juventus)

Liga Winners = Real Madrid ( finally winning the championship after years of Barcelona dominance )
Bundesliga Winners = Borussia Dortmund
Serie A Winners = Juventus (1st title win after 9 years of penisucking)
Eredivisie Winners = Ajax

Coppa Italia Winners = JUVENTUS

2011/2012 ( Conte )

Liga Winners = Real Madrid ( again, after years of Barcelona dominance )
Bundesliga Winners = Borussia Dortmund
Serie A Winners = Juventus (1st title win after 6 years, 9 for Juventus buttmad haters)
Eredivisie Winners = Ajax

Coppa Italia = JUVENTUS vs NAPOLI

At the end of the 1st Lippi season Baggio left Juventus --> The following year Juventus won the UCL
This season is the last one for Del Piero as Juventus' own n10 --> ???

[Willkiller]

Please. I'm sitting here blowing money on ut packs. Shit. Going to grab food. How late will you be on?

I'm on now. I'll just sit online until you get back, i'll probably switch channel to the TV though so just post a message here when you're back!

[Yurt]

Here, Yurt 1994/1995 (beginning of 1st Lippi Era at Juventus) Liga Winners = Real Madrid ( finally winning the championship after years of Barcelona dominance ) Bundesliga Winners = Borussia Dortmund Serie A Winners = Juventus (1st title win after 9 years of penisucking) Eredivisie Winners = Ajax Coppa Italia Winners = JUVENTUS 2011/2012 ( Conte ) Liga Winners = Real Madrid ( again, after years of Barcelona dominance ) Bundesliga Winners = Borussia Dortmund Serie A Winners = Juventus (1st title win after 6 years, 9 for Juventus buttmad haters) Eredivisie Winners = Ajax Coppa Italia = JUVENTUS vs NAPOLI At the end of the 1st Lippi season Baggio left Juventus --> The following year Juventus won the UCL This season is the last one for Del Piero as Juventus' own n10 --> ???

[Awesome Animals]

I'm on now. I'll just sit online until you get back, i'll probably switch channel to the TV though so just post a message here when you're back!

Alright col, sorry for the quick change in plans

[WJD]

I don't know whether to class my day as productive or not. I've masturbated twice and done some revision.

Fuck off Edmund Burke.

[Carbonox_Ratchet]

Rumour on twitter that Newcaste deny a United bid of £23m, and that Baines to United was a part of the Gibson move to everton. It's gonna be a long summer, and we won't sign anyone because there's "no value in the market", but having Bebe back is a major boost and he'll be like a new signing :(

'Rumours' suggest the Man Utd 23m bid was for either Cabaye or Ben Arfa.

[Willkiller]

'Rumours' suggest the Man Utd 23m bid was for either Cabaye or Ben Arfa.

They can fuck right off. No way are any of our players going down to Manchester to wear table cloths and finish 4th next season!

[Salazar]

'Rumours' suggest the Man Utd 23m bid was for either Cabaye or Ben Arfa.

Well, I have a rather definite preference if that was the case.

[Wilbury]

PLEASE STOP WITH THE RUMOURS IT'LL ONLY BREAK MY HEART FURTHER

Cabaye would be a fucking top signing but would be 25m upwards. 5m for him last season, fuck me.

[Carbonox_Ratchet]

They can fuck right off. No way are any of our players going down to Manchester to wear table cloths and finish 4th next season!

Hahahahaha

For 23m they can have Nile Ranger.

[Salazar]

Hahahahaha

Quoting this laughter to lob back at you.

I hope.

None of this soft-centred "Ooh, what a wonderful team, I hope they stay together" Wilbury shite. We want your CM. And for less than that.

[Vivalaraza]

There's no way we have bid £23m for Cabaye.

[Major_Lazer]

Hahahahaha For 23m they can have Nile Ranger.

Or Sammy Ameobi!!!!

[TeegsD]

Season 2 of Always Sunny is amazing. Only 6 episodes in but holy fuck

[Plasma]

Szczesny in doubt for West Brom? Great... that's all we need. We have Jenkinson coming in for Sagna and combined with Gibbs this will provide plenty of entertainment. Argh... could be a very frustrating weekend.

"Despite suggestions to the contrary, Wojciech Szczesny is fine."

http://www.arsenal.com/usa/match-men...al?tab=preview

[odd_morsel]

There's no way we have bid £23m for Cabaye.

I agree. It was definitely for Ben Arfa.

[spidye]

Season 2 of Always Sunny is amazing. Only 6 episodes in but holy fuck

you're in for a treat. I wished I could watch them for the first time again.
damn good show

[Major_Lazer]

"Despite suggestions to the contrary, Wojciech Szczesny is fine." http://www.arsenal.com/usa/match-men...al?tab=preview

Wojiech has been pretty meh lately and he was horrid in the Norwich game but id still prefer him over Fabianski. Although with Gibbs and Jenko in defence i am certain there will be parts of the game where we'll have only 1 defender leading us to get slaughtered on the counter.
Fun to watch though!!!

[Salazar]

I agree. It was definitely for Ben Arfa.

Don't take the piss, morsel. We've yet to see Liverpool's hand for summer.

:(

[Gareth Bale]

Season 2 of Always Sunny is amazing. Only 6 episodes in but holy fuck

I skipped a lot of the first season because it was shit and just went to season 2. The difference in quality is ridiculous.

[odd_morsel]

Don't take the piss, morsel. We've yet to see Liverpool's hand for summer. :(

Not too much to worry about I'd reckon. We'll spend money but it won't be on actual improvements.

[Carbonox_Ratchet]

I have no idea why Man Utd would want Ben Arfa though. Matches United GAF's fears of the team going for players they don't need though. :lol

Fuck off is Cabaye not worth 23m. Bullshit. :P

[Soi-Fong]

Just saw the new Man Utd Home kit. I'm actually liking it and it's starting to grow on me. People would have complained either way if they kept the same red shirt with a bit of alteration to the collar. Nice to see Nike try to do something different.

I'd say my most hated kit this year is Arsenals. Looks like they have the Iraqi flag on their sleeves.. Must be rooting for the war to continue in Iraq then. Very disappointing to say the least.

[Arnie]

Hahahahaha For 23m they can have Nile Ranger.

Nile Ranger recorder an intro for our podcast on Wednesday. As did Milan Mandaric and Clinton Morrison.

Well, I have a rather definite preference if that was the case.

Hope we spend some of that Warrior money.

On top British talent

[Phoenix Fang]

I'd say Chelsea has more fans in Latin America than Liverpool. Nobody talks about Liverpool over here.

I'd say you are wrong. I know many South Americans, United and Liverpool are the most talked about clubs over there.

[Wilbury]

Quoting this laughter to lob back at you. I hope. None of this soft-centred "Ooh, what a wonderful team, I hope they stay together" Wilbury shite. We want your CM. And for less than that.

The fuck you on boy

[Vivalaraza]

Fuck off is Cabaye not worth 23m. Bullshit. :P

It's not that he's not worth it (I'd say he is worth about £15-£20m, would obv. cost a bit more because Newcastle don't need/want to sell him) but I just can't see us bidding that much money for him. Not at this stage of the transfer window (which isn't even open yet! heh.)

[Major_Lazer]

Hope we spend some of that Warrior money. On top British talent

Grant Holt for 10m. Nathan Dyer for 18m. Transfers done for 'Pool.

[Salazar]

Hope we spend some of that Warrior money.

Holt. Holt. Holt. Holt.

Edit: Beaten.

[Yurt]

A newspaper from four years ago:

"In four years I will be at Juve or I will quit coaching.""

[Kyoufu]

Can we not sell our good players to Scumchester United please? Thanks.

[odd_morsel]

Can we not sell our good players to Scumchester United please? Thanks.

I believe this can be arranged, yes... :)

[Carbonox_Ratchet]

Man Utd can have Obertan back.

[spidye]

A newspaper from four years ago: "In four years I will be at Juve or I will quit coaching.""

holy crap. that man is a freaking fortune teller.

[Arnie]

Can't wait for the video 'Grant Holt - The Heartbeat of Liverpool 2012 (HD)'

[Salazar]

Man Utd can have Obertan back.

If we can send Bebe the other way.

Can't wait for the video 'Grant Holt - The Heartbeat of Liverpool 2012 (HD)'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI5o2snTH9Y

I've got the process underway.

[Kyoufu]

Man Utd can have Obertan back.

Who else will cosplay as Captain Picard?

[Carbonox_Ratchet]

If we can send Bebe the other way.

Deal.

[Gareth Bale]

Can't wait for the video 'Grant Holt - The Heartbeat of Liverpool 2012 (HD)'

Jermain Defoe Welcome To Liverpool 2012 |HD|

[Yurt]

holy crap. that man is a freaking fortune teller.

He was asked about it in a recent interview :p

A few years ago I said something that might’ve been considered presumptuous, saying ‘if in four to five years I haven’t started training a big club (Juve), I’ll dedicate myself to staying home with my family.’ “I felt that I would return to Juventus. When I hung up my boots, I knew it would be ‘until I see you again’ rather than a ‘goodbye.’ I came back and I’m glad what I felt then has come true, even if I must admit the reality surpassed the fantasy.” Conte admits the passion of the fans has surprised him this week after a six-year wait for silverware. “It’s fun walking down the street in Turin and seeing people hit the brakes in the middle of the road so they can get out of their cars, hug you, cry and thank you for everything.

[Ashes1396]

Deal.

You can keep obertan. In fact we'll thrown in bebe too.

[Messi]

I don't get why people are horrified by the united kit. Its uninspired but its not awful. Its kinda just there... I decided not to order it, ill wait and see it in the shop to decide.