[Wilbury]

WoodenLung what the fuck

[Carbonox_Ratchet]

Alaba knows what's up. Sadly my Bieber shirt is too small, doesn't come in my sizes

watisthisidonteven

[Yurt]

I'm going to The Avengers in two hours! w00t!


Speaking of super heroes..



David Pratelli on Buffon: "Even superheroes can make mistakes."

fans turned up at training ground to cheer the team up. No need guys, Conte is kicking their asses already :p



edit: Wooden

[WoodenLung]

WoodenLung what the fuck

It's called #swag

[spidye]

Alaba knows what's up. Sadly my Bieber shirt is too small, doesn't come in my sizes

not sure if serious

[FootballFan]

I'm going to The Avengers in two hours! w00t! Speaking of super heroes..

Buffon is still awesome no matter what lol. Messi missed a penalty that would have gotten Barca into their 2nd final in 2 years but it didn't anger me cause he is still amazing <3

Pretty sure Juve still have the league

Also, Wooden..that pic. :lol

[Jeff Albertson]

Sorry man 8( If you do go down (we may yet beat yo in the race to the bottom), you thnk you will boing boing? Whither Venky's?

No chance with Kean in charge and anyone of any value being sold for parts

[Sloosha]

It's called #swag

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Wessiej]

Total goals from all the official matches.

[Blablurn]

Alaba knows what's up. Sadly my Bieber shirt is too small, doesn't come in my sizes

[Phantast2k]

Does Chelsea have a German fetish all of a sudden? :O
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...-Schurrle.html

Chelsea chairman Roman Abramovich weighs up £15.5million offer for Germany forward Andre Schurrle

Perforamnce: 10/11 (Mainz): 15 goals, 5 assists
Performance 11/12 (Leverkusen): 5 goals, 3 assists

[WoodenLung]

6 goals in 30 matches? He could make Torres stats look good, which would make him worth a buy.

[Jeff Albertson]

To celebrate the impending weekend I am going to watch the Kim kardashian vid this afternoon

Who wants a viewing party?

Oh and it sucks but i may not be able to watch the cup final, the wife is doing hair after work (she's a hairdresser) so I'll have the boy by myself and I think it's likely I'll be watching mickey mouse clubhouse instead

[Ushojax]

Performance 11/12 (Leverkusen): 5 goals, 3 assists

[Kenka]

I don't know what's wrong with Schürrle and Sam but they have both been pretty down this season.

It's sad, they have been both good.
Now, Helmes will take his spot for the Euro :-(

[fadetoblack]

This is so stupid. I'm so fucking nervous for Sunday what the fuck I hate football.

[Kenka]

This is so stupid. I'm so fucking nervous for Sunday what the fuck I hate football.

You'll play CL group stage anyway. No need to worry.

[WoodenLung]

You'll play CL group stage anyway. No need to worry.

Playing in CL is what worries me. Feel almost sick, haven't been able to get it out of my head that we lost to the #2 while missing open goals. We just had to get a fucking draw and it the league was as good as ours... AAAAAAAAARH, fuck sport, I want to go and listen to the champions league anthem again.

[Yurt]

I couldn't care less about the CL. SCUDETTO!

This is so stupid. I'm so fucking nervous for Sunday what the fuck I hate football.

I'm quitting football after this season. I want my hair.

[WJD]

why hello new thread

[PantyPhantom]

why hello new thread

Well hello there.

[Zabojnik]

I'm quitting football after this season. I want my hair.

If I had an italian footballer for every time I've said that, I could sell them all to Internazionale and have them rename the club to Nazionale.

[choodi]

yep national referee in Australia (not A-League yet tho, one tier down)

I knew I didn't like you for a reason...a referee AND a Sunderland fan! jk ;) Good luck on reaching the A-League.

I have always said that one area that the FFA needs to invest in is better quality refereeing. What is the support like from the FFA? Do they actually invest in your development?

Another thing that disappoints me is the lack of former professional players who choose to go into refereeing. This is a worldwide problem, not just an Australian problem. Players seem to like abusing referees, but none of them ever try to do a better job, do they...

The only example of a professional player in any sport making a transition to officiating is Australian cricketer Paul Reiffel. Everyone else seems to think they would be better tv pundits or "managers".

[FootballFan]

Who has better rappers(:lol)

Arsenal ?

or

Liverpool ?

[WoodenLung]

Another thing that disappoints me is the lack of former professional players who choose to go into refereeing. This is a worldwide problem, not just an Australian problem. Players seem to like abusing referees, but none of them ever try to do a better job, do they...

Eh, most players don't retire until their mid 30's and with the max ref age being 45... Yeah, doesn't make sense for them to get into that.

[Oxx]

NFL refs always look buff and awesome. Football refs don't look the part (apart from Collina).

[FootballFan]

Eh, most players don't retire until their mid 30's and with the max ref age being 45... Yeah, doesn't make sense for them to get into that.

Imagine Terry being a ref.

"Eh fuck off yeh - get off me field *red card*"

Alright, which one of you gooners made this, it's pretty good lol.

[Kyoufu]

Imagine Terry being a ref. "Eh fuck off yeh - get off me field *red card*" Alright, which one of you gooners made this, it's pretty good lol.

Wow that is great!!

GAF, how many pages was this game worth? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUZxn...eature=related

[bjaelke]

"David Luiz and Gary Cahill both sat out training on Friday for Chelsea ahead of Saturday's FA Cup final with Liverpool."

via Sky Sports

[Lucius86]

Come on Southend United, you can get automatic promotion this Saturday!

[Feorax]

"David Luiz and Gary Cahill both sat out training on Friday for Chelsea ahead of Saturday's FA Cup final with Liverpool." via Sky Sports

Terry and Bosingwa then?

[PaulLFC]

Bit nervous about tomorrow now. I really don't want to predict anything, just hope we put in a decent performance.

[Oxx]

Wow that is great!! GAF, how many pages was this game worth? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUZxn...eature=related

The Von Mistelroum incident would have been an entire OT in itself.

The earliest football/soccer GAF thread I see is the 04/05 season:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthre...light=football

[HixxSAFC]

Come on Southend United, you can get automatic promotion this Saturday!

When we got beat off them about 6 years ago it was definitely my lowest moment supporting SAFC. Horrible times.

[Spanish Wrath]

MADRIIIIIIIIIIIIIID



HIGUAIN DONT LEAVE US!!!!!

[Willkiller]

Wow that is great!! GAF, how many pages was this game worth? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUZxn...eature=related

I love how when it all kicks off at the final whistle Ronaldo is pushing but immediately takes 3 steps back because he knows anyone there would snap him :lol

[WoodenLung]

Terry and Bosingwa then?

On right back. Ivan will be in center and ready to score a few against Liverpool again.

[Kyoufu]

When we got beat off them about 6 years ago it was definitely my lowest moment supporting SAFC. Horrible times.

Must have a lot of low moments :p

[fadetoblack]

I'm quitting football after this season. I want my hair.

No worries. You can lose it all and then become our coach and lead us to glory.

Common Conte :(


All this talk of Higuain leaving Madrid makes me wonder if Marotta has something planned. We've been linked with him for what feels like ages, and he's definitely the killer striker we need. Here's hoping! Sorry Madrid fans, but we'll treat him well if he comes here. You can see him on odd weeks.

[FootballFan]

The Von Mistelroum incident would have been an entire OT in itself. The earliest football/soccer GAF thread I see is the 04/05 season: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthre...light=football

hahah holy crap read the rage on post 1664 (link) - he is a guest as well.. :S

[Clegg]

Have we signed Kagawa yet?

I need a transfer rumour to sustain me.

[Milchmonster]

wtf Augsburg pretty much fired their coach, he'll go after this season.

What's happening next? BVB firing Klopp lol?

Edit: Got it wrong, he decided to leave. So yeah, okay.

[Carbonox_Ratchet]

Have we signed Kagawa yet? I need a transfer rumour to sustain me.

http://www.fansfc.com/

Knock yourself out. Much hilarity to have on that site. :P

[Vivalaraza]

Looking at Liverpool's financial report, they really need a new stadium. Lose almost £75m a year in revenue compared to Old Trafford for example.

FSG have alot of work to do.

[Milchmonster]

Have we signed Kagawa yet?

He just said he'll announce his move to Man United after the cup final.

Well, actually he said he still hasn't decided what he wants to do and will have talks with his agent, after the final they'll decided. But we know what that means.

[PantyPhantom]

Wow that is great!! GAF, how many pages was this game worth? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUZxn...eature=related

Haha, that was awesome.

This is funny aswell,

http://youtu.be/9wALiyDM_Nk

Oh boy Van Bommel is a big fat joke.

[Kenka]

In other news, the oldest club still active at a professional level, Notts County, is turning 150 (!) years old this year:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notts_County_F.C.

[Clegg]

This is the reason for why I'll never like the Glazers. They are leeches that feed off the success of United.

£525m Borrowed by the Glazers to fund their 2005 takeover of Manchester United in 2005 £497.5m Interest, fees and bank charges paid out by United to service the Glazers' takeover since then, to 31 December 2011 £440m Gross debt still owed by Manchester United, who were debt free before the Glazers took over

Imagine if some of that money had been used for transfers instead of paying off debt.

[Kenka]

I don't want Kagawa to leave :-(

In the contrary, I want him more Japanese goodness at Dortmund. And his association with Amini will be fantastic.

[Milchmonster]

Also, apparently Hummels' dad said that "his work got worse in 2011 because Mats didn't join Bayern".

Source: Bild bullshit :D