[pompidu]

This thread is giving me a boner.

[StudioTan]

Here's how it goes in the U.S. If you want the stripper to grind up on you while they are on stage, you tip. Otherwise, just watch from your chair while they do their thing. You can also get table dances or lap dances. Table dances, the strippers strips at your table. Lap dances, you get taken back to some other area. Because the lap dances are more intimate, you pay more for lap dances versus table dances (typically about $5 more per song but rates can always be negotiated). Warning to those in a relationship, make sure they stripper does not buy you drinks as soon as you arrive.

Gotcha.

Probably because a G-string can't hold coins...

Nah, even when we had dollar bills we didn't do that.

[Jason Raize '75 - '04]

..and we had a really fun time! It was the first time for both of us, she's always wondered what they were all about and while I had a general idea, I was worried that because we don't live in Vegas or Miami that the dancers would be unattractive, the patrons creepy, we'd be constantly pressured to buy drinks and dances and it'd end up an uncomfortable and disappointing experience. But it really couldn't have been more enjoyable. Everyone, from the guy working the door to the dancers were very nice and friendly, I think everyone could tell we were new and made us feel very welcome. It wasn't very crowded and we were able to find a bench a little bit back from the action where we could try and get our bearings. There were a couple of other couples there and everyone just seemed to be having a good time. The dancers were very sexy and extremely athletic. The poles were probably 20 feet high and many of them would climb all the way to the rafters before spinning and twirling and stripping on the way down. Many would stop by and chat with us in between their performances and after getting to know some of them we felt comfortable enough to sit up front. My wife and I soon had our favorites and we spent about $14 tipping them over the hour or so that we spent at the stage. Unfortunately there were a couple of dancers that seemed to have a bad attitude. Not willing to strip unless you threw some cash at them, sometimes they'd just stop dancing all together, one even walked off stage in the middle of a song. But the majority of them just seemed to really enjoy dancing to the music and putting on a show, whether they were getting tipped or not. Overall it cost as much as a movie with popcorn and drinks costs us now a days, and we both agreed it was much more enjoyable. Sex afterward was incredible, my wife's body felt totally new to me and we went at it for most of the night. She's always had confidence issues in bed because she doesn't feel her body is perfect, but she noticed many of the same 'imperfections' in the dancers, she described this to me as realizing you don't have to have a perfect body to be sexy.

Considering she had self-esteem issues regarding her body, did you ask her why she took you to a strip bar in the first place?

[Snakeyes]

I still don't really understand why your wife let you do this or what was the reasoning.

Sounds like they wanted to try something new? Also, the wife might have been curious to see the girls that work there to help sort out her confidence issues.

[XStasisX]

In canada how it works is the stripper does her dance routine, then she goes around pervert row getting people to play the stripper game where you try to throw loonies(coins) into her vagina. The prize being posters of her.

Where has this club been all my life!? I love minigames!!

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

Something something fanny pack.

You could probaly pack a ton of coins into their fannies.

[The Faceless Master]

I think the OP expected them to dance and earn money during the dance, not get the money up front or they hold the stage hostage.

sounds like that to me too.

OP doesn't have a wife, or, OP's wife is a post-op man. Going with the latter.

Totally uncalled for.

[GK86]

First bagged milk, and now coins in vagina's. Canada, you amuse me.

[Noshino]

... They weren't the ones with the 'bad attitude'.

Except not all strip clubs are the same.

Some require tips for stripping, other don't.
Some let you touch, while others don't.

Of course the OP wouldn't know as it was his first time, but I wouldn't exactly call his attitude "bad".

[mac]

Stealth, healthy and happy long term relationship brag.

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

Except not all strip clubs are the same. Some require tips for stripping, other don't. Some let you touch, while others don't. Of course the OP wouldn't know as it was his first time, but I wouldn't exactly call his attitude "bad".

'Dance for me'

'That's not how this works'

'Humph... Look at her and her bad attitude'

[Noshino]

'Dance for me' 'That's not how this works' 'Humph... Look at her and her bad attitude'

if you were expecting something to work a certain way and when you get there it works a different way (and are never told), wouldn't you also take it the wrong way?

[Demy]

You marry your wife RIGHT now, OP.

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

if you were expecting something to work a certain way and when you get there it works a different way (and are never told), wouldn't you also take it the wrong way?

I would take their refusal as a sign and change my behaver accordingly,
IE

'OK... here's some cash then.'

Like if you where to go into a bank, point a cashier and say 'money', they would refuse and ask for a bank book.

[Noshino]

I would take their refusal as a sign and change my behaver accordingly, IE 'OK... here's some cash then.' Like if you where to go into a bank, point a cashier and say 'money', they would refuse and ask for a bank book.

except in your example the cashier's reaction would be the same every single time, while in his case not all the strippers acted the same way.

But w/e dude, if you still think that he is at fault so be it

[Filth]

I've been married 20 years and my wife loves sucking my cock. I don't fucking blame her, it's a bobby dazzler.

Don't know why but I found this hysterical lol.

[Joates]

A stripping thread that turns into a tipping thread, what a wonderful course of events.

[RoninChaos]

I take rolls of nickels to the strip club and make it hail. BALLER FO REAL.

[bubnbob]

In canada how it works is the stripper does her dance routine, then she goes around pervert row getting people to play the stripper game where you try to throw loonies(coins) into her vagina. The prize being posters of her.

is this real, cause i'll roll up like it's my birthday at chuck e cheese

[Joe Shlabotnik]

They dig it when you bring a girl with you. Major stripper points for that.

[I Stalk Alone]

she described this to me as realizing you don't have to have a perfect body to be sexy.

Is that her way of telling you that you aren't having any improvements at the gym?

Seriously though, you are a lucky man to have a partner so honest with herself like that.

[MMaRsu]

One time I went with an ex, a friend and a girl we just met, long story short, my ex and the other girl ended making out with other 2 girls from the strip club. It was weird and awesome at the same time.

Haha you were just sitting there like a dork, stuck in the friendzoned until eternity

[apocalidiot]

So weird and wrong. Yet i had to come in and read it. I still don't really understand why your wife let you do this or what was the reasoning. It sounds like you guys might come back? What?

Man, you are by far my least favorite poster in a while. Your name doesn't help either

[Timedog]

Oh look another thread where the mention of sex brings out all the girlfriendless virgins to comment on how the op is bragging.

This. I mean, there are definitely stealth brag threads but this isn't one of them.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Also nothing wrong with OP thinking it weird that some of the girls stopped dancing on stage because they weren't getting tipped, because that is weird.

[Bombadil]

Not willing to strip unless you threw some cash at them, sometimes they'd just stop dancing all together, one even walked off stage in the middle of a song.

It's almost as if stripping was a job to them, right?

Believe it or not, a lot of people who get into the erotic dancing business don't have a lot of fun with it. To them it's just a paycheck (or a fistful of dollars, I'm not sure how they're paid).

It's nice that your wife has an open mind. Maybe... if you're really lucky, she might hire an escort one day, female, of course, unless you're also into guys. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Wellscha]

Warning to those in a relationship, make sure they stripper does not buy you drinks as soon as you arrive.

Why?

[DEO3]

It was the intent of this thread to talk about something I experienced that I think a lot of people wonder about, but, like my wife and I, are unsure as to what to expect, and are perhaps scared to try.

Since some seem to have taken offence at my description of a couple of the dancers having a "bad attitude", I'd like to clear the air a bit.

Having never been to a strip club before, my wife and I didn't know what to expect. As I mentioned in the OP we sat on a bench away from the action for most of the time we were there to get a feel for what's allowed and what's expected. There were probably ten dancers in rotation, and eight of them were extremely friendly, they'd chat with us between songs, smile at us while dancing, and put on a great show. You could tell they really enjoyed what they did and were fantastic. For them, stripping was just part of their act - and so this is was what we came to feel was 'the norm'.

But there were two who you could tell just fucking hated it. They didn't want to be there, they didn't want to look at you, they were just selling a product, and if you weren't going to pay them up front for it then fuck you. The one who walked off in the middle of a song did so with her middle finger in the air. One of the dancers who was chatting with us actually apologized for their behavior, further reinforcing our impression of them as having a bad attitude.

As for the last paragraph, it wasn't intended as a brag, I guess it was meant more for other couples who've been together for a long time are are looking to spice things up a bit.

[SMT]

That's a very nice story OP, now if only it were true...
But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Say your wife did have an open experience with you at the strip-joint, did you ask yourself why she would allow this?

What would happen if your wife saw you flirting with women in a different context?
Maybe she likes to see you with other women.

Or

Maybe she not only likes Candi's elegant dance, but uses her to stimulate a sexual appetite.

Lust is also a form of cheating.

[skinnyrattler]

Did you make it rain?

Yup, 14 whole dollars.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

That's a very nice story OP, now if only it were true... But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Say your wife did have an open experience with you at the strip-joint, did you ask yourself why she would allow this? What would happen if your wife saw you flirting with women in a different context? Maybe she likes to see you with other women. Or Maybe she not only likes Candi's elegant dance, but uses her to stimulate a sexual appetite. Lust is also a form of cheating.

SMP

[AShep]

That's a very nice story OP, now if only it were true... But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Say your wife did have an open experience with you at the strip-joint, did you ask yourself why she would allow this? What would happen if your wife saw you flirting with women in a different context? Maybe she likes to see you with other women. Or Maybe she not only likes Candi's elegant dance, but uses her to stimulate a sexual appetite. Lust is also a form of cheating.

Any chance we can change your name to SMP?

Edit: fuck you shlabotnik!

[Devolution]

That's a very nice story OP, now if only it were true... But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Say your wife did have an open experience with you at the strip-joint, did you ask yourself why she would allow this? What would happen if your wife saw you flirting with women in a different context? Maybe she likes to see you with other women. Or Maybe she not only likes Candi's elegant dance, but uses her to stimulate a sexual appetite. Lust is also a form of cheating.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Oh god you're killing me.

[SMT]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Oh god you're killing me.

No, we covered this in Psychology class.

Why do people feel like they've been cheated on by their significant other because of pornography?

[Devolution]

No, we covered this in Psychology class.

Hahahaha. It just keeps getting better.

Why do people feel like they've been cheated on by their significant other because of pornography?

Insecurity and jealousy on their behalf. Doesn't mean the significant other cheated or isn't interested in maintaining a relationship with their partner.

[SMT]

Hahahaha. It just keeps getting better. Insecurity and jealousy on their behalf. Doesn't mean the significant other cheated or isn't interested in maintaining a relationship with their partner.

Cheating is in the eye of the beholder. If your wife is offended that you are watching porn because she can't live up to the model-like ideals of the actress within the film, she would ask you to stop.
If you pursue this immoral behaviour (according to your wife), you will not only have breached her trust, but committed an act of cheating as well.

Regardless of jealousy, a relationship is based on trust and compromise.

[Devolution]

Cheating is in the eye of the beholder. If your wife is offended that you are watching porn because she can't live up to the model-like ideals of the actress within the film, she would ask you to stop. If you pursue this immoral behaviour (according to your wife), you will not only have breached her trust, but committed an act of cheating as well. Regardless of jealousy, a relationship is based on trust and compromise.

People have to communicate sure but insecurity and jealousy on behalf of women who can't stand the idea of their man being attracted physically to other women is usually a) a warning sign and b) hypocritical. If they find a particular actor attractive are they cheating on their boyfriend in doing so? At some point one has to draw the line. People are attracted to each other physically, this isn't controllable, how someone acts on these urges, is. Not all men are Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise either.

[benzy]

I'd be pissed if I only got $14 for an hour of pole dancing.

[Tesseract]

Cheating is in the eye of the beholder. If your wife is offended that you are watching porn because she can't live up to the model-like ideals of the actress within the film, she would ask you to stop. If you pursue this immoral behaviour (according to your wife), you will not only have breached her trust, but committed an act of cheating as well. Regardless of jealousy, a relationship is based on trust and compromise.

cheating is in the eye of the beholder but lust is a form of cheating? not a very logical proposition, this.

[Joates]

Cheating is in the eye of the beholder. If your wife is offended that you are watching porn because she can't live up to the model-like ideals of the actress within the film, she would ask you to stop. If you pursue this immoral behaviour (according to your wife), you will not only have breached her trust, but committed an act of cheating as well. Regardless of jealousy, a relationship is based on trust and compromise.

Im beginning to think you a have very difficult time with understanding the perception vs reality of a situation...

[Devolution]

cheating is in the eye of the beholder but lust is a form of cheating? not a very logical proposition, this.

Im beginning to think you a have very difficult time with understanding the perception vs reality of a situation...

You're just trying to rationalize cheating on your girlfriends.

[Empowe]

I've been married 20 years and my wife loves sucking my cock. I don't fucking blame her, it's a bobby dazzler.

()STEALTH BRAG()

Bet she's as cheap as chips!

[SMT]

Partners usually express their affection in a multitude of ways, some don't know any better than to cling because they were brought-up this way, others instill a form of dominance and set-rules to abide by. There is also that ideal middle-ground.

If you can control your behaviour and resist temptation to act on impulse (like viewing pornography), you can maintain a healthy relationship.

Then again, it depends if you think your partner is worth these trials of patience.

When asked what was considered a form of cheating, many respondents answered with 'penetration', some 'kissing', others 'sexual paraphilia'.

[Wiggum2007]

Listen up guys, they covered this in psych class.

[Plywood]

Sex afterward was incredible, my wife's body felt totally new to me and we went at it for most of the night.

How long exactly is most of the night?

[SMT]

Listen up guys, they covered this in psych class.

Why are you suggesting only men are reading this thread? Haven't you ever heard of gender-sensitive language?

[Menelaus]

How long exactly is most of the night?

30 minutes. His story was boring so he had to exaggerate a little bit.

OP, would you say your wife is a juicy girl?

[TheExodu5]

Went for the first time a few weeks ago and it was fun. Got some seats in pervert's row with a few buddies. At this strip club (Pigales @ Gatineau), the girls were absolutely unbelievable. One of my buddies paid for my first lap dance with a 10/10 girl, one of the hottest girls I've seen. I was pleasantly surprised when I found out lap dance = I get to touch anything but the pussy. I had a few drinks in me so I took full advantage of that offer. The girl gave me a sensual as fuck lap dance...took over a week to get that out of my mind.

Also, no one tips the girls dancing on stage here. The deal is, if you have $5, you can go on stage and she'll take it out of your mouth close up and personal or some shit. Never saw anyone do that.

[Socreges]

Not much of a brag thread if he mentions that his wife has confidence issues with her body in bed and the sex is therefore not all that good.

Just seems like an interesting story. Good for the OP.

[bangladesh]

Wonder if OP is in an open relationship..