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The only game I've played that I would consider to have Euro-Jank is E.Y.E. The tutorial is pretty useless, the story is damn near incomprehensible and enemies 300m away are alerted to your presence if you tip over a can. That said, the weapon load stuff is neat and I really dig the cyberpunk ascetic.
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STALKER 1 upon release, every Piranha Bytes game ever, etc.
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Originally Posted by FieryBalrog: View Post
Having a shit UI and bugs is not better game design.
The bugs are there because of the better game design. PC games from the early 2000s have tons of "bugs" too. When your game isn't stripped down to the most basics, and when you give the player a ton of latitude to how the game can be played, it's impossible to squash everything. No matter how much QA you do, it's just not possible. There's an almost infinite number of ways a player can do something. And as a result, shit happens. You either accept "shit happens", or you completely reign in the gameplay and make it a controlled experience that can be refined with QA (since linear takes unforeseen circumstances off the table).
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I don't even consider eurojank a pejorative. For me, it's shorthand for a game more ambitious than it is technologically sound (and, of course, from Eastern Europe).

Check out The Precursors, Xenus 2, or Pirate Hunter. They're so god damn ambitious and have so many crazy, crazy good ideas that I can almost completely look past any other short comings because there is nothing else trying what they're trying.
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Thought you were talking about music for a sec OP
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It's a matter of budget and experience. The folks who said this is a continuation of the old way of making computer games have it right. In a lot of ways, I think the state of the computer game industry in Europe, that is, the market they're playing to, the ambitions and maturity level of the developers, the love of deep, even to the point off-putting mechanics, and so on feel a lot like the American computer game landscape of 15 years ago. I really respect what they're doing over there these days.
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Originally Posted by Gav47: View Post
The only game I've played that I would consider to have Euro-Jank is E.Y.E. The tutorial is pretty useless, the story is damn near incomprehensible and enemies 300m away are alerted to your presence if you tip over a can. That said, the weapon load stuff is neat and I really dig the cyberpunk ascetic.
E.Y.E. is on a whole different level of "janky"ness compared to the other games mentioned in this thread. But it also has some extremely intriguing gameplay systems (a whole ton of them).
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Originally Posted by Glix: View Post
lol
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I've also never come across the term, but I realize what point it's trying to get across, that games out of some Western European and former Soviet satellite states tend to have bugs/quirks in areas that most Western-developed games don't due to the different focus of the developers and usually a more limited budget.

Also derogatory way of saying 'outdated gameplay compared to <modern Western game in genre of choice>', which just means it's got a learning curve or doesn't subscribe to the latest trends in gameplay mechanics.
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Reminds me of an awesome southern expression said "assed-backwards".

Meaning completely wrong, done in an overly complicated way/not the correct way.
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I read 'euro jank' as 'PC ass PC game'
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Originally Posted by morningbus: View Post
I don't even consider eurojank a pejorative. For me, it's shorthand for a game more ambitious than it is technologically sound (and, of course, from Eastern Europe).
Same. I get why someone from Europe might find it offensive or condescending, but some of my favorite games are full of eurojank. It's a big bullet point for me.

Originally Posted by Jake Tower: View Post
I read 'euro jank' as 'PC ass PC game'
This too. It's not a coincidence the countries these games come from have the highest ratio of PC to console gamers.
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Originally Posted by Guerrillas in the Mist: View Post
Oh god, I had forgotten about that song. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POST IT?!? WHY?!?

And for some reason, when someone says eurojank in relation to games, I immediately think of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
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Originally Posted by Orellio: View Post
Same. I get why someone from Europe might find it offensive or condescending, but some of my favorite games are full of eurojank. It's a big bullet point for me.

This too. It's not a coincidence the countries these games come from have the highest ratio of PC to console gamers.
Agree completely on both points. I see it as a positive thing for a lot of games.
I would use Pathologic or Men of War as examples of "Eurojank" being one of the reason I bought the games in the first place.
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Originally Posted by CloudWolf: View Post
And for some reason, when someone says eurojank in relation to games, I immediately think of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
I think the point is Big Rigs is just a shitty shit game. Euro jank is a good game brought down by lack of money spend on QA, overly complicated design and UI etc. The game is good at its core but just not polished enough.
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Originally Posted by morningbus: View Post
I don't even consider eurojank a pejorative. For me, it's shorthand for a game more ambitious than it is technologically sound (and, of course, from Eastern Europe).

Check out The Precursors, Xenus 2, or Pirate Hunter. They're so god damn ambitious and have so many crazy, crazy good ideas that I can almost completely look past any other short comings because there is nothing else trying what they're trying.
This has how I've always seen it. I've never thought of it as an insult. Sometimes budgets or engines don't coincide with ambition but the intent and interesting aspects can still shine through.
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Originally Posted by Derrick01: View Post

Normally they're ambitious games that happen to have a lot of bugs and sometimes stuff like animation is really poor due to lower budgets. Much like how most western studios sacrifice ambition and gameplay for graphics and smoothness, these guys do the opposite.
This is what I go by
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euro jank is caused by overly ambitious game designers

american jank is caused because the devs are lazy fatass fucks


Joking aside, many others have already stated good definitions (#4, #11, #18#, #30). It's ambitious and not concerned with user experience or accessibility. Function over form, often with a negative connotation but excusable because you just have to respect the ambition on display.

It's not exclusive to [Eastern-]European developers/games, that's just where it got the name.

Originally Posted by Muchi Muchi Pink: View Post
Skyrim stealth-made in europe? ;)
The Skyrim UI is the complete opposite of euro jank. Polished, easy to use and looks great - but the longer you use it the more its limits and shortcomings become clear and you really wish it had more functionality.
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I've never heard 'euro-jank' specifically, but I've come across many who allude to a game being typically 'european' - usually when we're talking about Eastern European developed games.

I take it as a sign that a game has some incredibly redeeming features, but will lack the polish some of us are used to seeing. They're usually wildly ambitious and innovative too. Mount & Blade is a good example of this: Gameplay like no other you'll see, but notoriously difficult for newcomers - to the point in which you pretty much have to read through a forum to figure out how to actually succeed.

I <3 euro 'jank'.
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There are some good definitions and examples pointed out here, the STALKER games being the classics. And bear in mind that the games mentioned have GOOD things about them, and people like them, it's just that they tend to have their own variety of idiosyncrasies.

In ARMA II with DayZ yesterday, I was in a building with 3 doors. I stood in front of one with the <> icon, scrolled the mouse wheel to bring up a menu (with such options as open door and close door), and tried to open the door...which apparently resulted in a different door 6 feet behind and/or to the side of me opening. I was reading a getting started guide and it was saying that sometimes one might simply give up trying to loot something because it was so difficult to get the cursor on it. I'm not sure whether the above is specific to the mod or an artifact of ARMA II itself, however.

Overall, it could consist of odd animations or odd/clunky control schemes, possibly combined with strange bugs of the "the game is good, but you'd better have 20 quick-saves" sort. Yes Bethesda is known for that sort of thing as well, though I would say Skyrim is their best yet in terms of a fairly polished user interface and a game that is easy to get into.
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It's basically what differentiates pc games from console games/ports for me aside from maybe stuff like Blizzard games because they have infinite amount of time/money to polish their stuff.
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Originally Posted by Haunted: View Post
euro jank is caused by overly ambitious game designers
That's being pretty nice. It's not just ambition, it's a total lack of interest in QA other than "will this literally break a PC". I'm playing Gothic 3 and even with the (basically required) community patch the combat, which along with exploration is the backbone of a game like this, is a total mess with constant stunlocks and victory through abusive playing. Gothic 2 is almost as bad. I can only imagine how bad Risen was at launch but when I played it after the major patch the combat had been improved to "poor".

What makes it euro-jank, though, is that a lot of the problems come across as incredible myopia, like they were so focused on having lots of options that they never considered that maybe a lot of them are pointless or broken. Comparisons to Obsidion/Alpha Protocol are only semi-accurate: there was a lack of QA (likely due to budget or schedule) resulting in some gameplay styles being either too easy or way too hard, but at no point did I come across something that felt like the devs didn't have any interest in improving.
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Originally Posted by Guerrillas in the Mist: View Post
haha!

Epic time slow down moment. Totally necessary.
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Euro jank

Witcher series
Serious Sam
Gothic
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if mass effect 1 was made in europe that would be euro jank.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLxNaGQKc5w&t=1m2s
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Originally Posted by codhand: View Post
Euro jank

Witcher series
Serious Sam
Gothic
Can we make a comprehensive list of games/ series?

Arcania
ArmA
Death to Spies
Divine Divinity
Drakensang
E.Y.E.
Gothic
Metro 2033
Mount & Blade
Pirate Hunter
Sacred
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Risen
The Precursors
The Witcher 1&2
Two Worlds
Xenus 2

Lotsa RPGs on that list.
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Originally Posted by StoppedInTracks: View Post
Can we male a comprehensive list of games/ series?
Cryostasis. Dev based in Ukraine. Impossible to get above ~20fps with an AMD card. Nice optimization bros.

Good game though.
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Oh and Serious Sam is *not* Euro jank.
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Originally Posted by StoppedInTracks: View Post
Can we make a comprehensive list of games/ series?
E.Y.E.
E.Y.E.; I played 15 minutes and somehow had read two hours worth of incomprehensible lore.
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Originally Posted by StoppedInTracks: View Post
Can we make a comprehensive list of games/ series?

Arcania
ArmA
Death to Spies
Divine Divinity
Drakensang
E.Y.E.
Gothic
Metro 2033
Mount & Blade
Pirate Hunter
Sacred
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Risen
The Precursors
The Witcher 1&2
Two Worlds
Xenus 2

Lotsa RPGs on that list.
Many would say EVE is also full of Euro jank.

It's also often very broad game design that has tons of featuers and options but are very poorly explained. Lot of the games like you listed above have far more to them than most common console games nowadays so it can be scary for some, but often these games make things worse by poorly explaining the mechanics. You are stuck having to research lot of things online to learn how many aspects of the game really work. As others have said ambitious design that doesn't always follow through.
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Originally Posted by BattleMonkey: View Post
Many would say EVE is also full of Euro jank
It took several years but EVE was mostly jank free in 2009-on. Trinity smoothed things over even more, with great new graphics too.
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In my mind, Euro-jank typically boils down to "designed by engineers, not designers". From game mechanics, to UI, to graphics, to the whole dang thing. It ends up being a very interesting game with a really tough shell. STALKER is my favorite Euro-janky game. Tons of great ideas, but you can tell that the only people who designed and tested that game were the engineers that built it.
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It's Jerry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtmNtFVQ2F8
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EYE and stalker are the poster childs for me. Play one, you'll figure it out pretty quick what it means.
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Originally Posted by StoppedInTracks: View Post
Oh and Serious Sam is *not* Euro jank.
On the other hand, Arcania is just junk.
It doesn't have any redeeming quality and it's a pretty dumb game.
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Witcher? You guys are high
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Originally Posted by thechristoph: View Post
In my mind, Euro-jank typically boils down to "designed by engineers, not designers". From game mechanics, to UI, to graphics, to the whole dang thing. It ends up being a very interesting game with a really tough shell. STALKER is my favorite Euro-janky game. Tons of great ideas, but you can tell that the only people who designed and tested that game were the engineers that built it.
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Originally Posted by BattleMonkey: View Post
Many would say EVE is also full of Euro jank.
I would say Eve belongs on the list just because it's probably the hardest and most complex MMO out there right now. Especially when compared to the current "king", WoW.

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Originally Posted by R1CHO: View Post
Witcher? You guys are high
Witcher 1 had its share of jank when it came out. Witcher 2 is a much more polished game now with the enhanced edition but it had its share of problems when it first came out too.
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Originally Posted by ctrayne: View Post
This is exactly what I think of when I hear Euro-jank. Big heart, little budget. Substance over style. Though Witcher 2 has plenty of both. Truly a beautiful-looking game.
I think this is the most concise way to describe the focus of Eastern European devs. They don't have the budgets of the big western guys but they still want to be very ambitious with their gameplay, at all costs.

If there's any justice, what these guys make will serve as a preview for what we eventually get from western developers during the next console cycle. I wanna see mass market shooters with the same sense of scale as ArmA II.
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Kitchen sink design is often associated with Euro Jank. They just can't seem to streamline anything and instead keep on throwing in minutiae and bullshit you don't need in order to really have a fun game.
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Originally Posted by StoppedInTracks: View Post
Oh and Serious Sam is *not* Euro jank.
Yeah, Serious Sam can't be included because one of the key qualifiers for eurojank is having ambition.
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World of Tanks doesn't have much jank, maybe some balance jank but what online game doesn't.
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Originally Posted by StoppedInTracks: View Post
Can we make a comprehensive list of games/ series?

Death to Spies
I played the demo for the original, and while I found it ridiculously hard, I never found it to be 'janky'. Maybe that's just me and the demo wasn't a good representation of the whole game?
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Originally Posted by TucoBenedictoPacifico: View Post
I'd buy one!
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Originally Posted by StoppedInTracks: View Post
With DayZ Arma2 mod gathering popularity I noticed several people voicing their opinions that it has "typical euro-jank gameplay full of bugs", "the UI is of euro-jank variety" etc. Last game I remember having similiar opinions was the Gothic/ Arcania series and before that Sacred.

What is Euro jank?

Is every game from Eastern Europe put in this category? Are those bugs not found in American titles? PC-like UI and PC-like gameplay?

I find it fascinating that a shitty game from America or Japan is called a "shitty game" while a shitty European game is called "Euro jank".
You'll know it when you see it. Even a huge budget dev like Crytek suffers from it imo in the Crysis games.

It's basically a lot of bugs and lack of polish (again, even in an incredibly high production value game like Crysis 2, so it seems to exist even apart from resources or lack thereof)
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I always took it to mean games like Risen, Gothic, etc.
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euro-jank = ambitious, inspired, substantial, extremely technical game uncompromisingly designed for a specific audience who can appreciate the core experience without being pandered to with shallow embellishments or dumbed down mechanical design

ameri-jank = shitty game

seriously though, besides being an incredibly lazy and thoughtless criticism, 'jank' is a horrible, ugly word and should never be used by anyone. it's worse than 'shmup.'
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Originally Posted by specialguy: View Post
You'll know it when you see it. Even a huge budget dev like Crytek suffers from it imo in the Crysis games.
Yeah, no. Now you're pushing it.
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Euro Jank, is best Jank!