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(05-07-2012, 07:20 PM)

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#51

Originally Posted by Ushojax: View Post
Was I the only person expecting:

No, no you were not.
cevansdust
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(05-07-2012, 07:20 PM)
#52

Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post

The correct answer was always Bojangles anyways.
The man spits truth you heathens.
Ricky_R
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(05-07-2012, 07:21 PM)

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#53

And some people say ads do not work. This isn't an ad, but if a couple of Gaffers talking about KFC gave me a massive KFC craving, then imagine a well made ad with great looking tasty chicken. Fuck me.
YuriLowell
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(05-07-2012, 07:22 PM)

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#55

Bojangles is meh, Popeyes is fuckin' awesome, and KFC is average.
Glass Rebel
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(05-07-2012, 07:22 PM)

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#56

Coronary Heart Disease?
Slayven
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(05-07-2012, 07:22 PM)

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#57

Man Dy_Nasty use to be in my list of God Tier posters, but he brings that weakass Bojangles shit up in here?
Ash Sparrow
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(05-07-2012, 07:23 PM)
#58

Damnit was I the only one who had a hard time eating KFC chicken again after that chicken kicking video.
krypt0nian
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(05-07-2012, 07:23 PM)

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#59

Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
Man Dy_Nasty use to be in my list of God Tier posters, but he brings that weakass Bojangles shit up in here?
Originally Posted by WanderingWind: View Post
Son, I have eaten more fried chicken than you have taken breaths. I am like the Gordon Ramsey of fried chicken. Col Sanders is my cousin. I personally killed and deep fried Foghorn Leghorn.
You are bitch that lacks taste buds. #seriousbusiness
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#60

Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
Man Dy_Nasty use to be in my list of God Tier posters, but he brings that weakass Bojangles shit up in here?
reminds me of when evilore said something horrible in the gaming section. I now look at him differently :P
joelseph
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(05-07-2012, 07:23 PM)

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#61

You all suck.

DY_nasty
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(05-07-2012, 07:24 PM)
#62

Originally Posted by Slayven: View Post
Man Dy_Nasty use to be in my list of God Tier posters, but he brings that weakass Bojangles shit up in here?
Its not too late to repent.

Even the heathen lord, Spindashing, can have his soul saved. All you have to do is fix your face.
themadcowtipper
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(05-07-2012, 07:24 PM)

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#63

Originally Posted by Glass Rebel: View Post
Coronary Heart Disease?
I see GAF Food nutters have arrived. You can occasionally eat fast food without dying.
Solstice
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(05-07-2012, 07:25 PM)

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#64

Originally Posted by themadcowtipper: View Post
I see GAF Food nutters have arrived. You can occasionally eat fast food without dying.
Shocking! Film at eleven!
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(05-07-2012, 07:25 PM)

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#65

Originally Posted by The_Technomancer: View Post
I've never been impressed by Popeyes quite honestly. I mean, its good, but its not unquestionably better then KFC and I like KFC's sides more.
They're both terrible, IMO. But Popeye's biscuits (while incredibly dry, which is what a biscuit should be IMO) are better.

Then again I'm in the south and most people should be able to make their own fried chicken around here. *shrug*
bangladesh
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(05-07-2012, 07:25 PM)

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#66

Originally Posted by Ushojax: View Post
Was I the only person expecting:

NO ME TOO!
WanderingWind
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(05-07-2012, 07:26 PM)

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#67

Originally Posted by krypt0nian: View Post
You are bitch that lacks taste buds. #seriousbusiness
A line has been drawn here. On this side, we have flavor, deliciousness and fuckaweseome biscuits. On your side, you have overly salted garbage.

You have chosen wrong, my Kryptonian friend.
mysticwhip
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(05-07-2012, 07:26 PM)

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#68

well kfc has the best tasting chicken in the world so yeah
ReBurn
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(05-07-2012, 07:27 PM)

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#69

While I like KFC, I prefer Churches. I'm sorry, I just do.
Slayven
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(05-07-2012, 07:27 PM)

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#70

Originally Posted by TheSeks: View Post
They're both terrible, IMO. But Popeye's biscuits (while incredibly dry, which is what a biscuit should be IMO) are better.

Then again I'm in the south and most people should be able to make their own fried chicken around here. *shrug*
I keep telling people that nothing beats a big mama with a cast iron skillet.
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(05-07-2012, 07:27 PM)
#71

Originally Posted by mysticwhip: View Post
well kfc has the best tasting chicken in the world so yeah
when you say "the world" do you actually mean "hell"?
MarleyManiac
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(05-07-2012, 07:27 PM)

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Glass Rebel
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(05-07-2012, 07:28 PM)

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#73

Originally Posted by themadcowtipper: View Post
I see GAF Food nutters have arrived. You can occasionally eat fast food without dying.
You don't say :lol
Ash Sparrow
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(05-07-2012, 07:30 PM)
#74

You couldve sunk the Titanic by throwing a few popeyes biscuits on board. I prefer my biscuits a little lighter.
WanderingWind
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(05-07-2012, 07:31 PM)

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#75

Originally Posted by ReBurn: View Post
While I like KFC, I prefer Churches. I'm sorry, I just do.
Okay, well, at the very least we can all agree that this guy is just wrong.
Seda
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(05-07-2012, 07:31 PM)

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#76

Never had Popeyes but I can't stand KFC
Slayven
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(05-07-2012, 07:31 PM)

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#77

Originally Posted by ReBurn: View Post
While I like KFC, I prefer Churches. I'm sorry, I just do.
Oh you like it hood? I prefer not having to step over crackheads to get my food.
Ash Sparrow
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(05-07-2012, 07:34 PM)
#78

Churches for greasy raw chicken. What is wrong with you people.

No Uncle Remus mention yet lol
WanderingWind
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(05-07-2012, 07:35 PM)

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#79

You dirty bastards. I didn't want to eat fried chicken again for lunch, but you practically made me.
Switters
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(05-07-2012, 07:36 PM)

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#80



Ms. Peachez won
BlueTsunami
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(05-07-2012, 07:36 PM)

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#81

KFC's mac and cheese is strangely addictive. I mean, its bland but the texture is comforting as fuck and goes well with chicken.
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(05-07-2012, 07:37 PM)
#82

Originally Posted by WanderingWind: View Post
Okay, well, at the very least we can all agree that this guy is just wrong.
Send his ass to Australia
DominoKid
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(05-07-2012, 07:37 PM)

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#83

bruh KFC is ass.
take it from a fried chicken-ologist.

Bojangles > Popeyes >>> Churchs >>>>>>>>>> i'll just eat a hamburger or something else > KFC
Flame Lord
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(05-07-2012, 07:39 PM)

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#84

Our KFC here is fucking terrible. Pisses me off because it was fantastic in my hometown and I would eat it all the time.
Sol..
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(05-07-2012, 07:41 PM)

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#85

Bojangles > Popeyes > Publix > Churches > Hardees (back when they did fried chicken) > KFC.
Baconsammy
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(05-07-2012, 07:42 PM)
#86

Originally Posted by edornob: View Post
KFC's original recipe is flawless and leaves that long lasting impression of satisfaction.
Ingesting a ton of grease gives me a long lasting case of the shits, but not satisfaction.

Originally Posted by Sol..: View Post
Bojangles > Popeyes > Publix > Churches > Hardees (back when they did fried chicken) > KFC.
LOL, I miss Publix from my years in Florida. We don't have them up here in Washington state.
Last edited by Baconsammy; 05-07-2012 at 07:44 PM.
Sol..
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(05-07-2012, 07:43 PM)

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#87

Originally Posted by Baconsammy: View Post
Ingesting a ton of grease gives me a long lasting case of the shits, but not satisfaction.
I don't know about your shits, but my shits feel FUCKING FANTASTIC.
blackflag
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(05-07-2012, 07:44 PM)

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#88

You fools are crazy. Popeye's is win. That said, the only chicken I get is KFC grilled breasts.
Baconsammy
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#89

Originally Posted by Sol..: View Post
I don't know about your shits, but my shits feel FUCKING FANTASTIC.
Sure, a good shit is a good shit. A shit caused by greasy fastfood is *not* a good shit. I just grossed myself out.
GungHo
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(05-07-2012, 07:47 PM)

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#90

Originally Posted by edornob: View Post
What I discovered is that I cannot fathom the thought why anyone would think Popeyes is better.
Popeye's quality is very regional and varies store by store. In New Orleans metro, it is fantastic. Their red beans and rice cannot be beaten unless you actually go to someone's grandma's house. There are no restaraunts, fast food or sit down, that do it better.

Outside of New Orleans, it's a little more hit and miss. Louisiana in general is a little better than other states, and it radiates out from there like a fallout cloud. Here in Houston, it can be pretty good, if you go to the right stores. Unfortunately, most of those stores aren't in good parts of the city. My favorite place is nearish a Church's... between those two it's like trying decide if you want to be shot and stabbed or shot, stabbed, and set on fire.

KFC is a lot better about consistency and quality control. They are the McDonalds of the chicken vendors. The only real consistency Popeyes has are the spice mix and the biscuit batter.
jon_irenicus
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(05-07-2012, 07:47 PM)
#91

KFC's my favorite fast food joint. Been eating there for 25+ years, so much so that I wouldn't be surprised if most of the blood that's running through my arteries is probably replaced by the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices.

My favorite items:
popcorn chicken
buttermilk biscuits
spicy crispy chicken strips (best chicken ever, now discontinued)
potato wedges (i.e. the best "true" fast food french fries)


This board seems to have an unbridled love for Popeye's. Is it some love for the underdog or hatred for the big guy (KFC)? I've had Popeye's a number of times before. I liked the crunchy breading their chicken strips are lathered with, but wasn't impressed by any of the side items. Biscuits were too dry, didn't like the cajun fries.
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#92

Originally Posted by DominoKid: View Post
bruh KFC is ass.
take it from a fried chicken-ologist.

Bojangles > Popeyes >>> Churchs >>>>>>>>>> i'll just eat a hamburger or something else > KFC
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ClovingWestbrook
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#93

Best fried chicken joint? Pioneers.


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(05-07-2012, 07:49 PM)
#94

Originally Posted by GungHo: View Post
Popeye's quality is very regional and varies store by store. In New Orleans metro, it is fantastic. Their red beans and rice cannot be beaten unless you actually go to someone's grandma's house. There are no restaraunts, fast food or sit down, that do it better.

Outside of New Orleans, it's a little more hit and miss. Louisiana in general is a little better than other states, and it radiates out from there like a fallout cloud. Here in Houston, it can be pretty good, if you go to the right stores. Unfortunately, most of those stores aren't in good parts of the city. My favorite place is nearish a Church's... between those two it's like trying decide if you want to be shot and stabbed or shot, stabbed, and set on fire.

KFC is a lot better about consistency and quality control. They are the McDonalds of the chicken vendors. The only real consistency Popeyes has are the spice mix and the biscuit batter.
Such a perfect description.

When you're talking about fast food burgers and they say "ooh! what about mcdonalds?" don't you lose respect for them? Don't you suspect that they might be terrorists?
joelseph
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#95

Originally Posted by Sol..: View Post
Bojangles > Popeyes > Publix > Churches > Hardees (back when they did fried chicken) > KFC.
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(05-07-2012, 07:50 PM)

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#96

Popeyes is where you should be. Get that other nonsense out of here.
Askani
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(05-07-2012, 07:51 PM)

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#97

A world where KFC is better than Popeye's? What madness is this? Are you from some backwards mirror universe? Popeye's spicy dark meat chicken is the king of fast food chicken. Anything else is a pretender.
WanderingWind
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#98

Originally Posted by DY_nasty: View Post
Such a perfect description.

When you're talking about fast food burgers and they say "ooh! what about mcdonalds?" don't you lose respect for them? Don't you suspect that they might be terrorists?
Not even suspect. Know for certain, is more like it. Probably communists, too.
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(05-07-2012, 07:52 PM)

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#99

I only get my fried chicken from the golden chick
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#100

Originally Posted by Ushojax: View Post
Nope, me too. OP, you dissapoint me.