[Slayven]

I'm going to get some Church's chicken on the way home to spite you bastards.

Don't get mugged.

[filler]

Albertson's fried chicken is better than kfc, deal wid it.

[Renji_11]

Here in Baltimore, Royal Farms has this chicken shit on lock. Open 24 hours too. There are a few KFC's or Popeyes in the city (none downtown) but they don't stand a chance against RF.

Their potato wedges are so good.

[Dreams-Visions]

I cannot fathom the thought why anyone would think Popeyes is better.

AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[ReBurn]

Don't get mugged.

It'll still be daylight.

[spindashing]

What I discovered is that I cannot fathom the thought why anyone would think Popeyes is better. KFC's original recipe is flawless and leaves that long lasting impression of satisfaction. They should rename KFC to FCB for fried chicken bliss. Popeyes chicken is dry and the skin tastes like bone. That's not how fried chicken suppose to work.

<3

[Miizy F Baby]

It'll still be daylight.

You underestimate.

[acheron_xl]

Popeyes is infinitely superior than KFC on the strength of their sides alone. KFC mashed potatoes and gravy tastes like pulped cardboard poured over mashed construction paper. Almost unfit for human consumption. Popeyes on the other hand has a mashed potato and gravy side so magnificent that I sometimes wonder if it's secreted by a giant alien worm, like Slurm.

When I really have a hankering for some bird, I usually just get a rotisserie chicken from the grocery store.

[R2D4]

Popeyes as cajin fries. Which you can drown in the already mentioned hot sauce. That's win for me.

[UrokeJoe]

Albertson's fried chicken is better than kfc, deal wid it.

Oh shit a contender! When it's on it is really on.

[ReBurn]

You know who else makes some good fried chicken? Publix deli. Not bad for a grocery store.

[Tguy]

Can't we all just agree that church's chicken is shit and that chicken is amazing?

[zchen]

Had Popeyes today. Still superior to KFC to me.

[Dyno]

Popeyes is infinitely superior than KFC on the strength of their sides alone...

How can you fail logic so bad? We are talking about FRIED CHICKEN!

[pickle]

kfc is only good ( original recipe ) if it literally just came out of the fryer and drains briefly. if it isn't served in that 5 to 10 minute window in becomes a disgusting greasy mess. the kfc sides are garbage. popeyes at least maintains a little bit in transit, but it isn't very good either.

pollo campero is the best " chain " fried chicken you can get these days. the stuff i make at home blows doors on all of it so that's how i do it.

[themadcowtipper]

ITT unhealthy gaf discusses their preferences on food that will give them heart attacks at age 40.

Whatever you say SUIT!

[Slayven]

It'll still be daylight.

That just means their power is not at full strength.

[The Faceless Master]

You lost. KFC lost. Jay-Z lost.

and we're done here.

Popeyes is better, hands down. Although, the perfect blend would be a mix: Popeye's chicken & mashed potatoes KFC's macaroni Hartz's rolls Churches...... Hartz's rolls

yeah, that KFC mac is the only thing on the entire menu that's better than the Popeye's version.

[ClovingWestbrook]

*High five* *bro fist* *sensual caress*

*hands you a chicken wing my Pioneer bro!*

[DMeisterJ]

I've only had bojangles on the two occassions that I've been to the south, and both times I had it, I thought to myself, 'What's the big deal'? Didn't taste a noticeable difference, but I haven't had KFC chicken in like a decade, so may be it's gotten terrible over time. I don't usually go for fast-food fried chicken, but if I do, it's Popeyes, and it's amazing. But the reality is that all pale in comparison to doing it on your own. After picking up tips from my mom, dad, and grandmom, I make the most amazing fried chicken ever.

So it's really Me > Popeyes > Bojangles > KFC

[M_Night]

Homemade KFC Recipe


Might try this out soon.

[evil solrac v3.0]

Such a perfect description. When you're talking about fast food burgers and they say "ooh! what about mcdonalds?" don't you lose respect for them? Don't you suspect that they might be terrorists?

suspect? they Osama's brother.

[evil solrac v3.0]

I agree, Popeyes is disgusting and indelible to me. Slimy and veiny. Plenty of great places to get real southern fried chicken where I am at, but KFC is the best when it comes to fast food fried chicken franchises.

I guess if you like eating chemical cardboard, KFC is the way to go.

[animlboogy]

All the KFCs I've ever been to (midwest) have horrible soggy chicken that basically tastes like a bunch of pepper and has the consistency of a wet sock.

I swear when people say they love that, they're talking about some other place. Are they better in some other region?

I mean at the very least I expect fried chicken to be somewhat crispy.

yeah, that KFC mac is the only thing on the entire menu that's better than the Popeye's version.

Do they serve this anymore? I went to a KFC in Iowa a couple months ago and when I ordered it, the cashier literally said, "We don't serve that anymore." Not, "we're all out."

[OG Kush]

DUNKNO!

[Mr_eX]

Publix has the best chicken IMO

[Alebrije]

Was I the only person expecting:

No you don't. I was expecting something like :

Anyway if you expect quality from fast food you are barking up the wrong tree

[samratty]

DUNKNO!

Yeh chicken cottage is grade. They closed down my local one in Nottingham though.

[-PXG-]

u need roscoes

This man knows what the fuck is up.

KFC is for peasants.

Ms. Peachez won

I didn't think anyone on GAF would ever post this. LOL. I haven't seen this in years. Brings back stupid memories from college.

Best fried chicken joint? Pioneers.

Mother of God....

#1 Reason Popeyes is the best.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Mudkips]

KFC is far better than Popeye's. The original recipe is perfection. Fuck the "grilled" chicken, fuck the extra crispy.

KFC's sides are disgusting, though. Everything has come out of a can.

Oh no! A CAN!

McDonald's Chicken McNuggets is best fried chicken.

Holy shit no. Chicken Selects, on the other hand, are indeed very good.

[Funky Papa]

Nothing brings GAF's bloodlust like fried chiken. Serious cluckin business.

[-PXG-]

Nothing brings GAF's bloodlust like fried chiken. Serious cluckin business.

How about tipping a female taxi driver, with sharp knees, for a circumcision at a Christian owned chicken joint

[themadcowtipper]

How about tipping a female taxi driver, with sharp knees, for a circumcision at a Christian owned chicken joint

tipping a delivery person.

[BigGreenMat]

Way to go guys. Reading this thread made me go get some Church's fried chicken. I was a bit let down. I hope kfc is better. I could have gotten better fried chicken at jewel.

[Miizy F Baby]

Way to go guys. Reading this thread made me go get some Church's fried chicken. I was a bit let down. I hope kfc is better. I could have gotten better fried chicken at jewel.

So you go and get the one that being shit-talked the most in the thread, lol. That's your own fault, bud.

[Kettch]

Bojangles' Supremes are the best chicken I've had.

[GeneralIroh]

All I taste when I bite into kfc's original chicken is pepper. Theres nothing I hate more than too much pepper masking the flavor of the food. Popeyes is better because the chicken is crispier and they use the right amount of spices.

[thiscoldblack]

KFC can be great, but I've found that their quality is all over the place. one day, I'll have super juicy and crispy chicken. The next, it will be an overcooked, greasy mess.

Same here. Last time it was so greasy, I thought they re-fried the chicken. It was terrible. But the good times are pure bliss.

I also like Popeyes, too. Popeyes is at least more consistent.

[Xeke]

There is a severe lack of...



In this thread.

[Professor Beef]

Fuck KFC.

Oh and spindashing is here, WHAT A SHOCKER. Eat some Popeyes and try some GOOD chicken for a change.

[cr_blah_blah]

Chicken Express is the only place I go for random fast food chicken.
(besides Chick Fil A, but that's not bone-in chicken, obviously)

[siddx]

Chicken is delicious regardless. You have to be a special kind of incompetent to fuck up chicken. KFC, Popeyes, Church's, even that shit they sell at the local grocery store thats been sitting there for hours. It's all good.
Cept Chick-fil-a, fuck that place.


Oh and KFC's cole slaw is the shit. The mac and cheese is garbage and the biscuits are terrible, but the cole slaw is heavenly.

[Slayven]

Chicken is delicious regardless. You have to be a special kind of incompetent to fuck up chicken. KFC, Popeyes, Church's, even that shit they sell at the local grocery store thats been sitting there for hours. It's all good. Cept Chick-fil-a, fuck that place.

Just like pizza

[siddx]

Just like pizza

Don't know if you are being sarcastic but I indeed feel the same way about pizza. You have to try really hard to fuck up pizza. Pizza hut, dominos, papa johns, they all make tasty pizza. It's just that some places make slightly tastier pizza. But you'd have to be a complete fucking dipshit to turn down a piece of pizza from any of the "big" chains when you are hungry.

[ReBurn]

Uh huh. No mugging this time. Just chicken goodness.

[Slayven]

Don't know if you are being sarcastic but I indeed feel the same way about pizza. You have to try really hard to fuck up pizza. Pizza hut, dominos, papa johns, they all make tasty pizza. It's just that some places make slightly tastier pizza. But you'd have to be a complete fucking dipshit to turn down a piece of pizza from any of the "big" chains when you are hungry.

I am agreeing with you.

[sixteen-bit]

Popeyes is way better than KFC.

[Ryaaan14]

Was I the only person expecting:

No, you weren't.

Also, blasphemy at OP's claim.

[Devolution]

Way to go guys. Reading this thread made me go get some Church's fried chicken. I was a bit let down. I hope kfc is better. I could have gotten better fried chicken at jewel.

I said Church's is the worst and you go get it.

Dude.

[Crag Dweller]

I always liked General's Fried Chicken, it's butt kickin!