[Draft]

Raps like Tyler.

[shadyspace]

Like, if I was in high school and had to deal with all these fucking white hipster kids shouting "swag" at each other all day I'da killed myself.

[AlexMeloche]

hopefully she makes the best move possible by collaborating with Lil B the Based God with Rebecca Black singing the hook

I would listen to that.

[Poyunch]

Popstar? It's pretty weird considering her boyfriend's a metalhead.

[Copernicus]

She's got nothing of V-Nasty.

Nothing.

[SoilBreak]

Like, if I was in high school and had to deal with all these fucking white hipster kids shouting "swag" at each other all day I'da killed myself.

SWAG

[a Master Ninja]

Yeah, you have to be hot to be jailbait. Otherwise everyone under 18 would be jailbait.

She was clever when she put her fat friend and her ugly friend in the background of every shot. Jailbait by comparison!

[Izick]

She's really hot. Good music too. Is this up on iTunes?

[Zabka]

Finally the Mase generation comes up!

[SmithnCo]

that sounds like a porn star name tbh

A porn star who can walk through walls and stuff, sure.

[Kusagari]

I'm so glad I'm just old enough to not have had to deal with this "swag" bullshit.

[ColonelColon]

Good lord, that is a special kind of awful. I realized in the last few months that I'm officially "old", just days before I turn 30. I can't even begin to relate to music these days and understand what kids see in this crap.

I'm only in my early 20s and I've felt like this for years. :/ I don't think it's because you're old. If I hear someone using the word "swag" in any context that doesn't involve sarcastically ridiculing people who use the word "swag", I generally lose some degree of respect for that person.
To be honest though, I've also never understood the appeal of a bad music circlejerk. Yeah, it's unpleasant, but discussing this garbage just gives it more exposure than it deserves.

[atomsk]

FUCK THIS SHIT

here's some K.Flay

So Fast, So Maybe
We Hate Everyone
Nothing At All
No Duh
Sunburn

[Derrick01]

Like, if I was in high school and had to deal with all these fucking white hipster kids shouting "swag" at each other all day I'da killed myself.

Yeah I got out of high school just in time, a few years before all this shit started happening.

And to think while I was in high school I was thinking that music couldn't get worse than what it was at the time.

[Kusagari]

I just listened to this and is it just me or does her 'rapping' style sound EXACTLY like Why?

I don't know if anyone here's listened to Why?, but the style is so similar it's bizarre.

[SoilBreak]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB9au3UBSqI&

[East Lake]

Referring to ones self as jail bat. DurEdERRr

This gif is so great.

I feel like I finally know what it's like to be a high school girl after I watched this video! Dunno what all those polaroids were for though, don't these losers know about instagram?

[Spike Spiegel]

didnt Kitty Pryde go out with Colossus? gross

[bengraven]

[Buddha Beam]

I'm only in my early 20s and I've felt like this for years. :/ I don't think it's because you're old. If I hear someone using the word "swag" in any context that doesn't involve sarcastically ridiculing people who use the word "swag", I generally lose some degree of respect for that person. To be honest though, I've also never understood the appeal of a bad music circlejerk. Yeah, it's unpleasant, but discussing this garbage just gives it more exposure than it deserves.

I don't even know what swag is supposed to mean.
Take that, whippersnapper!

[Tguy]

I just listened to this and is it just me or does her 'rapping' style sound EXACTLY like Why? I don't know if anyone here's listened to Why?, but the style is so similar it's bizarre.

influenced by

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB9au3UBSqI&

bang bang

[Buddha Beam]

One day, you just wake up and realize you've gained 30 pounds. Happens to me all the time. I also wake up some days and realize my grass is in desperate need of being cut.
I hate when that happens.

[big ander]

Think it's pretty shitty. a gvb comment nearly nails it: "suburban tweenage nihilism." current alternative music trends have spread far enough to reach the young upper middle and upper classes, who have the means to make music but can't see the line between irony and sincerity that others have/are walking so they just say "fuck it" and make garbage. luckily they won't be around for long.

i do feel bad for the people in here talking about "youths" and "swag" and how they can't get current music culture. it means they're only consuming what's shoveled at them instead of, you know, looking for good stuff. because if you did just barely deeper than a top 40 radio station you'll find wonderful things. but most would rather complain about society when noting how out of touch they are than blame themselves

[Jack Scofield]

Wait, wait, wait.

YouTube has 3D now? Holy fuck.

[Heavy]

Why is she rapping so slow? like reading off a card and slow

[LeadProtagonist]

My pseudonym for my rap career is going to be Peter Parker.

[THE NO LIFE KING]

[Izick]

Everyone on Gaf makes wants me to start reading comics more and more every day.

[Gattsu25]

The music sounds like shit.

I would rather listen to Nicki Manaj

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Can she phase through her likely short-lived career as a rapper?

Fixed.

[Kusagari]

The music sounds like shit. I would rather listen to Nicki Manaj

I'd rather listen to this than Stupid Hoe.

[Buddha Beam]

Think it's pretty shitty. a gvb comment nearly nails it: "suburban tweenage nihilism." current alternative music trends have spread far enough to reach the young upper middle and upper classes, who have the means to make music but can't see the line between irony and sincerity that others have/are walking so they just say "fuck it" and make garbage. luckily they won't be around for long. i do feel bad for the people in here talking about "youths" and "swag" and how they can't get current music culture. it means they're only consuming what's shoveled at them instead of, you know, looking for good stuff. because if you did just barely deeper than a top 40 radio station you'll find wonderful things. but most would rather complain about society when noting how out of touch they are than blame themselves

Now I know that wasn't aimed at me and my oldies station.

But I love playing this game, because I always win. Let's bet a dollar via PayPal.
For every ONE new act you can find me and I say I like, I will give you a dollar. And by 'new', I mean a band/group/singer/artist composed of relatively young people and did not exist in any way within the last, lets say... 5 years.

Heres what I've been listening to a lot of lately:
1) The Divine Comedy
2) Bjork
3) The Cardigans
4) Steve Wonder
5) DJ Okawari
6) Jamiroquai
7) Paul McCartney's Kisses on the Bottom album.

Find me something new I like, get real paid.

Edit: Heck, I'm not saying it can't be done. Just that there eventually emerges a pretty fundamental, generational disconnect as time goes by. Happens all the time.

[Fantastical]

They really want you to know she drinks PBR.

[Metalmurphy]

She just ruined my second favourite X-men character for me.

Nevermind.

[thatbox]

FUCK THIS SHIT here's some K.Flay So Fast, So Maybe We Hate Everyone Nothing At All No Duh Sunburn

I liked these, thanks.

[Jake Tower]

It's an X-Men member. :lol

Named after a real-life friend of John Byrne (writer/artist of X-Men).

[Fantastical]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gexxecMu7ik
Here she is live.

WTF.

Named after a real-life friend of John Byrne (writer/artist of X-Men).

Was she a porn star by chance?

[effingvic]

better than nicki minaj

[Plywood]

[CaLe]

Holy shit this was horrible...

[Socreges]

Yeastie Girl?

It'd be funny if it wasn't so fucking disgusting.

[Einchy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gexxecMu7ik Here she is live. WTF.

Why!?

[East Lake]

Now I know that wasn't aimed at me and my oldies station. But I love playing this game, because I always win. Let's bet a dollar via PayPal. For every ONE new act you can find me and I say I like, I will give you a dollar. And by 'new', I mean a band/group/singer/artist composed of relatively young people and did not exist in any way within the last, lets say... 5 years. Heres what I've been listening to a lot of lately: 1) The Divine Comedy 2) Bjork 3) The Cardigans 4) Steve Wonder 5) DJ Okawari 6) Jamiroquai 7) Paul McCartney's Kisses on the Bottom album. Find me something new I like, get real paid. Edit: Heck, I'm not saying it can't be done. Just that there eventually emerges a pretty fundamental, generational disconnect as time goes by. Happens all the time.

I don't understand, you listen to DJ Okawari and think there's a generational disconnect? Why would anyone want to find you stuff you like for paypal dollars anyway, shouldn't you be searching for it?

Mystery Song from 2012 you might like, considering the Okawari stuff.

[Thebox]

She can afford a macbook but has an old ass TV from the late 90's o_O. Shit's horrible, I hope she doesn't actually make any money from this garbage.

[NathanMcMahon]

I had to go watch Kreayshawn to wash the taste out of my mouth...

[Buddha Beam]

I don't understand, you listen to DJ Okawari and think there's a generational disconnect? Why would anyone want to find you stuff you like for paypal dollars anyway, shouldn't you be searching for it? Mystery Song from 2012 you might like, considering the Okawari stuff.

I do regularly, and find a fair amount of things I like. But almost all of it tends to be from artists who have been making music for several years.
By generational disconnect, I kind of meant like... the reason younger folks making music doesn't appeal to me is because they are more likely to be influenced by very different acts than I was in my musically formative years. Hence, they're basically taking something that didn't appeal to me in the first place and building on that... therefore increasing even further the odds of disliking it.
At least that's my theory.

[-Pyromaniac-]

Kitty is one of my fave xmen so I find this offensive.

[Banana Kid]

Everyone on Gaf makes wants me to start reading comics more and more every day.

It gets better. She was pregnant with evil microscopic aliens and the X-Men had to shrink down and go fight them.

It was awesome.

[-Pyromaniac-]

It gets better. She was pregnant with evil microscopic aliens and the X-Men had to shrink down and go fight them. It was awesome.

wolverine and the xmen is so great <3

[soultron]

If I wanted to listen to boring looking girls rapping, I'd listen to Street Hearts because they're actually half decent at it. This girl is terrible, in my opinion. Deadpan delivery and the lyrics are scatterbrained.

Internet blogs need to stop trying to launch someone's "career" so they become known for it.