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dojokun · (05-10-2012, 06:13 AM)

I can do jagerbombs like nobody's business.

Brag about something but don't make it up. It's gotta be real.

Go.

jaxword · (05-10-2012, 06:13 AM)

I've managed to keep my virginity intact for 36 years.

balddemon · (05-10-2012, 06:14 AM)

im 5'10" white and can dunk. with ease.

dojokun · (05-10-2012, 06:15 AM)

Originally Posted by jaxword:

I've managed to keep my virginity intact for 36 years.

WTF.

This is now a "Get jaxword laid" thread.

NintendoGal · (05-10-2012, 06:15 AM)

I can look in my grocery cart and no matter what people have placed in it (or how many items I grab without looking at the cost), can guess the total within $5-$10. Usually it catches the cashiers off-guard with how close to the total I am.

SmartBase · (05-10-2012, 06:16 AM)

My swearing is on the same level as Malcolm Tucker's.

daycru · (05-10-2012, 06:16 AM)

Originally Posted by jaxword:

I've managed to keep my virginity intact for 36 years.

:/

Our tech startup is getting real office space tomorrow, I feel like such a grown up.

THE NO LIFE KING · (05-10-2012, 06:16 AM)

I jerk off with two hands.

ShockingAlberto · (05-10-2012, 06:17 AM)

My IQ puts me in the genius range.

Steelrain · (05-10-2012, 06:18 AM)

I ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me.

GK86 · (05-10-2012, 06:20 AM)

I have a gf with a size of 2 butts.

Filth · (05-10-2012, 06:20 AM)

im 5'5 163 and can bench 205. COME AT ME BROS.

Mr. Fix · (05-10-2012, 06:21 AM)

Originally Posted by THE NO LIFE KING:

I jerk off with two hands.

Kappa.

Filth · (05-10-2012, 06:22 AM)

i dont need to use toilet paper when i poop.

swag.

SiteSeer · (05-10-2012, 06:24 AM)

i can tell the time, without any external aid, accurate to within 10 minutes.

LeadProtagonist · (05-10-2012, 06:24 AM)

I'm a scholar and a gentleman.

Bad_Boy · (05-10-2012, 06:24 AM)

I work on airplanes and I live on a beach.

CF_Fighter · (05-10-2012, 06:25 AM)

I can swallow 8 pills at once with barely any water/beverage

Trent Strong · (05-10-2012, 06:25 AM)

I eat a ton of carbs and don't gain weight. Muahahaha!

EnderWiggles · (05-10-2012, 06:25 AM)

My head is the size of two butts

dojokun · (05-10-2012, 06:26 AM)

Originally Posted by CF_Fighter:

I can swallow 8 pills at once with barely any water/beverage

... how the fuck did you discover this?

GK86 · (05-10-2012, 06:27 AM)

Originally Posted by dojokun:

... how the fuck did you discover this?

What else are you suppose to do when the cops arrive?

ivysaur12 · (05-10-2012, 06:28 AM)

I park my car in the Teller-Morrow set from Sons of Anarchy every day, get to read scripts, talk to actors, hang with writers, and work on the number two-rated drama on basic cable as my job.

jaxword · (05-10-2012, 06:28 AM)

Originally Posted by dojokun:

WTF.

This is now a "Get jaxword laid" thread.

Thanks, but it's cool, God will send me the right woman when I'm ready.

ivysaur12 · (05-10-2012, 06:29 AM)

Originally Posted by jaxword:

Thanks, but it's cool, God will send me the right woman when I'm ready.

You googled that.

Pollux · (05-10-2012, 06:30 AM)

Originally Posted by ivysaur12:

I park my car in the Teller-Morrow set from Sons of Anarchy every day, get to read scripts, talk to actors, hang with writers, and work on the number two-rated drama on basic cable as my job.

I'm in law school and I don't have a life.

Wanna trade?

dojokun · (05-10-2012, 06:30 AM)

Originally Posted by jaxword:

Thanks, but it's cool, God will send me the right woman when I'm ready.

Okay... let's fix the easy stuff first

I don't mean any of this in an insulting manner. Just trying to help out.

You don't wanna scare away the right woman with that shirt.

Adam J. · (05-10-2012, 06:30 AM)

Had sex once. Pretty awesome.

Neoriceisgood · (05-10-2012, 06:30 AM)

I can't pick what I want to brag about.

Rez · (05-10-2012, 06:31 AM)

GPA: 4.0

PhoenixPause · (05-10-2012, 06:31 AM)

Originally Posted by jaxword:

Thanks, but it's cool, God will send me the right woman when I'm ready.

backpage.com ?

You don't have female friends at work, or around your house/apartment who are into you?

edornob · 08:25 AM

WOULD

Staccat0 · (05-10-2012, 06:33 AM)

I grew up loving DBZ and forgot about it as a got older. Later ended up doing a bit part on Kai. Life cycle complete

CF_Fighter · (05-10-2012, 06:35 AM)

Originally Posted by dojokun:

... how the fuck did you discover this?

I have Cystic Fibrosis, to digest my food every time I eat I have to take enzymes because my pancreas is messed up. Been taking them all my life.

Junie12 · (05-10-2012, 06:36 AM)

I'm an awesome cook

dojokun · (05-10-2012, 06:37 AM)

jaxword: if that's you in the pic, then my thinking is... it's not like you're 400 lbs with a face condition. It's all about attitude and self-assurance. Rejection is as much as about the girl's preferences/sometimes self-insecurity as it is about you.

Marty Chinn · (05-10-2012, 06:38 AM)

I hang out with the guy responsible for crashing the video game industry.

Finaika · (05-10-2012, 06:38 AM)

Originally Posted by jaxword:

I've managed to keep my virginity intact for 36 years.

That's not even stealthy.

Tesseract · (05-10-2012, 06:40 AM)

i can sit and stare into oblivion for hours, maybe days.

Piggus · (05-10-2012, 06:48 AM)

My room is full of awesome technology and i have an amazing view.

I live in one of the best small towns in one of the best states in the US.

My gf is a cute Korean girl who I'm 100% in love with and gonna marry someday. We're traveling Peru this summer for two weeks.

I get free 50 yard line season tickets to Oregon football games + bowl games.

80% of my campus job is getting paid to browse Gaf and play Minecraft while I wait for the phone to ring.

life is better than ever. I hope to keep it that way. :3

jaxword · (05-10-2012, 06:51 AM)

Originally Posted by dojokun:

jaxword: if that's you in the pic, then my thinking is... it's not like you're 400 lbs with a face condition. It's all about attitude and self-assurance. Rejection is as much as about the girl's preferences/sometimes self-insecurity as it is about you.

You're completely right, and this is legitimately good advice.

But to be honest I was just kidding earlier and actually I'm really cool and good looking IRL (in real life).

Horse Detective · (05-10-2012, 06:52 AM)

I can drink extremely large amounts of alcohol without turning into an asshole.

Glass Rebel · (05-10-2012, 06:52 AM)

I post on GAF

MWS Natural · (05-10-2012, 06:55 AM)

I bench 350lbs. Haven't benched over 300lbs in over a year.

Live in a luxury condo. Overpriced as fuck..looking to move.

Drive a sports car. A G35 isn't a sports car.

My girl is pretty hot. Not worth the blonde moments.

I have an incredibly thick cock.

ivysaur12 · (05-10-2012, 06:55 AM)

Originally Posted by jaxword:

You're completely right, and this is legitimately good advice.

But to be honest I was just kidding earlier and actually I'm really cool and good looking IRL (in real life).

But are you a virgin?

Horse Detective · (05-10-2012, 06:56 AM)

Originally Posted by MWS Natural:

I have an incredibly thick cock.

Hahahaha...

Steelrain · (05-10-2012, 06:58 AM)

Originally Posted by dojokun:

jaxword: if that's you in the pic, then my thinking is... it's not like you're 400 lbs with a face condition. It's all about attitude and self-assurance. Rejection is as much as about the girl's preferences/sometimes self-insecurity as it is about you.

That's not him.

makingmusic476 · (05-10-2012, 07:00 AM)

Originally Posted by Trent Strong:

I eat a ton of carbs and don't gain weight. Muahahaha!

Same here!

And thus I assumed cutting carbs would help me really cut up. I seem to have equal trouble losing weight as I do gaining it. =/

Idde · (05-10-2012, 07:00 AM)

Originally Posted by SiteSeer:

i can tell the time, without any external aid, accurate to within 10 minutes.

High five! Same here. When people randomly ask what time it is, I usually give an estimate without looking at my phone. When people check to verify I'm often really close. Nothing else to brag about.

m0ngo · (05-10-2012, 07:04 AM)

I dislocated my shoulder whilst I was sky diving on Sunday afternoon... Like a boss :P