[Kthreev]

im 5'5 163 and can bench 205. COME AT ME BROS.

I'm 5'7, 148, and can bench 245.

[Horse Detective]

im 5'5 163 and can bench 205. COME AT ME BROS.

I'm 5'7, 148, and can bench 245.

I'm 5'8.

[m0ngo]

I'm 2'4, 50 and can bench 450.

[GrotesqueBeauty]

[Blastoise]

im 5'5 163 and can bench 205. COME AT ME BROS.

I'm 5'7, 148, and can bench 245.

I'm 5'8.

Wow, I didn't know they had internet at the shire.

[Mr.Swag]

My girlfriend has a really nice ass.
Also we have really fucking awesome sex. Like I never expected that shit to be so good.
Fuck. Should have gone over tonight.

[Horse Detective]

Wow, I didn't know they had internet at the shire.

Lol, nah I only put that because I wanted to have one inch over the last post.

I have no idea how tall I am, but my dad is 6 even and I am taller than him lol.

[makingmusic476]

And how have people not caught on to the fact that jaxword always Googles a picture of some really pitiful looking dude whenever a "tell us something about yourself" thread pops up? It's different every time!

[Finaika]

And how have people not caught on to the fact that jaxword always Googles a picture of some really pitiful looking dude whenever a "tell us something about yourself" thread pops up? It's different every time!

Is he scared of showing his real picture?

[Kthreev]

Wow, I didn't know they had internet at the shire.

Haha touche. It's ok though, there's plenty of short girls to go around.

[makingmusic476]

Is he scared of showing his real picture?

I wanna say he's some dude with curly, red hair.

But that could just be me remembering a picture he posted before I realized he was doing this shtick.

[ClassyPenguin]

Um, I can heel-toe shift like ayrton senna....well, that's what I think. Don't judge.

[daviyoung]

Is he scared of showing his real picture?

No, he understands the futility of the internet and is a master of satire.

[Slavik81]

I can fall asleep in almost any chair, almost anywhere.

[Lucario]

I'm adorable.

[Plywood]

I have nothing.

[gooey kablooie]

I'm going to the Virgin Islands next week with some girl who wants to have sex with me. All I had to do was pay for the plane ticket.

I have nothing.

You have baby dragons.

[Plywood]

You have baby dragons.

Those were taken from me last episode.

[Luixfern]

I'm just a humble muthafucka with a big ass dick.

[Bel Marduk]

I'm currently on my sixth day without a cigarette and I'm going to be successul quitting this time!

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Uhhhh


I'm 6'2"?

[gooey kablooie]

Those were taken from me last episode.

A dragon is never taken.

You're also the hottest gelfling in all of Essos

[Speevy]

I have the largest head in the world.

It's gargantuan. Yes, I mean my actual head that sits atop my shoulders.

You cannot compete with its enormity.

[Plywood]

A dragon is never taken. You're also the hottest gelfling in all of Essos

I just want to be able to take what is mine. (・へ・)

Also anything else I want.

[Mr.Swag]

I'm currently on my sixth day without a cigarette and I'm going to be successul quitting this time!

Congrats!
Small steps man.
I only smoked one cigarette today.

[Hoo-doo]

I'm currently on my sixth day without a cigarette and I'm going to be successul quitting this time!

That's awesome. Keep it up.

[SilentProtagonist]

I'm a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

[Tesseract]

I'm a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

let's play guess who. does your person wear a cowl?

[cashman]

im 5'5 163 and can bench 205. COME AT ME BROS.

I'm 5'7, 148, and can bench 245.

I'm 5'8.

I am tall enough to ride on dangerous roller coasters.

[Discotheque]

let's play guess who. does your person wear a cowl?

nah this one wears metal pants I think.

[ClassyPenguin]

I'm currently on my sixth day without a cigarette and I'm going to be successul quitting this time!

Bravo! Having my dad and one of my friends struggle with smoking i know how hard it can be. Keep it up, don't give in.

[SilentProtagonist]

let's play guess who. does your person wear a cowl?

Loki's been looking for you.

[Tesseract]

Loki's been looking for you.

:(

i'm waiting for it to come out on vhs.

[Messypandas]

i always wake up 1 minute before my alarm clock goes off

[Blastoise]

I have the largest head in the world. It's gargantuan. Yes, I mean my actual head that sits atop my shoulders. You cannot compete with its enormity.

You know what they say about people with large heads... ;-)
You have a tumor. I'm so sorry

[Bombadil]

I'm fitter than Vin Diesel.

I can walk into any room undetected :(

[red731]

nofap

[Guerrillas in the Mist]

I can write top-quality History and Politics essays with relative ease.

I also have an unusual tolerance to vodka, but I haven't checked this in a while.

[Typhoon_Ex]

I drink copious amounts of beer and no beer gut.
I know a lot of random shit, really, my friends call me Wikipedia...
I can speak 3 distinct, unrelated languages... fluently
According the ladies I have the perfect sized cock

[Scrum]

I haven´t touch any alcohol for 8 months today.

[IrrelevantNotch]

I hung out with a girl today. Pretty sure that means I'm no longer a virgin.

Are those yours? Their freakin' beautiful.

[jaxword]

But are you a virgin?

I've literally (figuratively) slept with every girl ever.

[Franklinator]

I caught them all.

[snoopen]

I have sex with women and don't call them.

[BamYouHaveAids]

I take such clean and efficient dumps I don't even need to wipe which also allows me to save time by forgoing washing my hands. (No need, my hands never touch my anus or anushole.)

[snoopen]

I take such clean and efficient dumps I don't even need to wipe which also allows me to save time by forgoing washing my hands. (No need, my hands never touch my anus or anushole.)

<appropriate username joke>

[daviyoung]

I take such clean and efficient dumps I don't even need to wipe which also allows me to save time by forgoing washing my hands. (No need, my hands never touch my anus or anushole.)

Unless you're a permanent ghost pooer and sit down for urinating they touch the flush, and presumably the seat. You're dirt.

[Bebpo]

I'm awesome!

[OttomanScribe]

I'm pretty good at arguing with people. It seems that way anyway. People say it is the case.

I am however worried that it is merely that I am persistant as I am not sure if I beat people at debating, or they just get sick of my stubbornness and leave.

[Ichor]

I can eat whatever I want without ever gaining weight.

I stay in shape even after sitting around for months on my computer.

I once convinced a girl to try masturbation after she called a bunch of guys disgusting for masturbating back in high school. She became a much happier person.

My IQ is nearly 200.

In high school I could long jump well over twenty feet. I'm not certain if I still could. (It's only a couple of years back, but I haven't tried since)

I can press my palms to the floor with my legs straight and kick the top of a door frame.

I'm known to be incredibly good at convincing people, at least that's what they tell me. Perhaps they are just convincing me that I'm good at convincing them. :P