[OttomanScribe]

I'm also pretty good at essays. I've never gotten less than a high distinction.

This is offset somewhat by the fact that I never hand in my essays on time, so despite handing in HD essays, I end up with a high credit average :(

[jaxword]

Is he scared of showing his real picture?

I've posted my real pic several times, actually. No one seems to remember, though, because I'm a pretty damn generic white kid.


Edit--ok, so makingmusic476 remembers, but no one else noticed.

[Opus Angelorum]

I am a fantastic lover.

[GrotesqueBeauty]

Are those yours? Their freakin' beautiful.

They are indeed mine, and thank you!

[OttomanScribe]

I have been told that I attract women with my aura of virginity.

[GrotesqueBeauty]

I have been told that I attract women with my aura of virginity.

Sounds like sage wisdom.

[jaxword]

I have been told that I attract women with my aura of virginity.

Same.

[Winnie the Pimp]

i'm still a(n) (anal) virgin but i'm ok with that ;)

[Laughing Banana]

Uhhh....

I have never been drunk nor ever drink any alcohol in my entire life? Never smoked either.

[BGBW]

[GrizzNKev]

Uhhh.... I have never been drunk nor ever drink any alcohol in my entire life? Never smoked either.

That's one we can both be proud of.

I've achieved some of my life's most seemingly difficult goals just by asking nicely.

[ClassyPenguin]

Uhhh.... I have never been drunk nor ever drink any alcohol in my entire life? Never smoked either.

That's not something to be proud of. You can drink without becoming a drunk. Contrary to popular belief having one or two drinks is a sign of discipline not weakness.

Good wine or beer, or any alcoholic drink can be good for you, The trick is, like anything else to be willing to know and having the will to stop at the limit.

[Wilbury]

I've never revised in my life and I've passed every exam and essay I've ever done with relative ease.

I've had Stephen K Amos (the comedian) come back to me to carry on a conversation rather than the other way round

And that's it. Jesus my life sucks.

[Blunt]

The NES I got as a kid back in '88 has never had a 'blinking red light' freak out and I've never had to blow in a cart for it either. I've owned other NES consoles they've needed the standard care and even replaced a few 72 pin connectors. But my original one still works flawlessly to this day. And it survived a house fire AND a flood. I think I have discovered actual Nintendium.

Also I can go pale, sweat and look sickly on cue. Was great for getting out of school when I was a kid and it's still useful today when I feel there are suddenly too many work days in a week.

[MC Safety]

I wrote George Lucas' video game for him.

That is not a sexual euphemism.

[sohois]

I have somehow accumulated about 5 girlfriends. I have no idea how.

I've never revised in my life and I've passed every exam and essay I've ever done with relative ease.

also I'm exactly the same way.

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Last night when I was DM'ing, I rolled 3 critical hits.

Boss.

I also got a phone number from the girl at my barbershop.

[BigDug13]

I can sing really well. Like ridiculously well. Like I wish the max age range of AI wasn't always just below my age starting from season 1 kind of good. (I'm 37)

But alas, that is all I have. No physical gifts, (short size, short other, bald, a bit chubby (though I can fix the last one))...no mental gifts as Alzheimer's runs in the family and I've been kinda forgetful my whole life. I guess I'm above average at logic and troubleshooting in my Electronics Tech field, but the lack of memory kinda counteracts the good of my mind. No motivation to "be all that you can be" which kinda makes me boring.

[Megalodactyl]

I can pick up new skills very quickly.

I am a phoneomnal lover.

I am a natural leader.

[Moppet13]

I've managed to keep my virginity intact for 36 years.

I take it that whole plan I proposed on another thread like a week ago didn't work out too well? The one where we ask everyone for sex?


Also my brag

I have never lost a sprint?

I know! I might have fibromyalgia! That's pretty cool right?

[eravulgaris]

i can tell the time, without any external aid, accurate to within 10 minutes.

Oh yeah? What time is it?

[NaturalHigh]

I can make pretty much anyone laugh with my quirky antics.

I am also really good at any job I spend time at.

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I wrote this song.

[marrec]

I dropped out of college after a year and got a job as a construction supervisor for Mitsubishi Power Systems of America. Not content I quit that job, moved across the country, and got a job first as a Quality Technician, then a Quality Manager. Recently I dragged the company kicking and screaming into ISO 9001 compliance. College is for chumps.

[pompidu]

I dropped out of college after a year and got a job as a construction supervisor for Mitsubishi Power Systems of America. Not content I quit that job, moved across the country, and got a job first as a Quality Technician, then a Quality Manager. Recently I dragged the company kicking and screaming into ISO 9001 compliance. College is for chumps.

why did they not ISO 9001 compliance?? That's a bullet point for most companies.

[Izick]

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[marrec]

why did they not ISO 9001 compliance?? That's a bullet point for most companies.

Companies don't start out compliant, it's a long process of putting in the necessary procedures and documents. A lot of smaller companies just say 'Fuck it' and don't do any compliance, but as they get larger and the customer base starts turning them away for not being compliant, they hire someone like me to change that.

[pompidu]

Companies don't start out compliant, it's a long process of putting in the necessary procedures and documents. A lot of smaller companies just say 'Fuck it' and don't do any compliance, but as they get larger and the customer base starts turning them away for not being compliant, they hire someone like me to change that.

That's what I'm saying, customers like to see that shit. Christ when I worked on machine strip, most shops had huge banners displaying that they were ISO compliant.

[marrec]

That's what I'm saying, customers like to see that shit. Christ when I worked on machine strip, most shops had huge banners displaying that they were ISO compliant.

ISO compliance is much more than just having a big banner saying you are compliant. It can take months of preparation and training.

[pompidu]

ISO compliance is much more than just having a big banner saying you are compliant. It can take months of preparation and training.

Lol I know that. Just shocked your company didn't want to go through with it. Must have been a fairly small business.

[ChuyMasta]

I can make my fiance squirt! She goes straight to sleep afterwards. No cuddling necessary. Win win if you ask me!

[marrec]

Lol I know that. Just shocked your company didn't want to go through with it. Must have been a fairly small business.

Obviously they wanted to go through it or they wouldn't have hired me, when I say 'kicking and screaming' I mean it is basically like herding cats to get a business to change every single procedure from top to bottom. The size of the business is actually a big hindrance. The larger the business the harder it is to get certified. If it's just you, your dad, and your buddy stamping out DXF drawings in your garage it's much easy to get certified then if you're a 60 year old business with 500 employees.

[Nerfgun]

I've never had a headache in my entire life.

Not once, not ever.

Hangovers, bangs on the skull, sure. But I simply don't get headaches.

Most people ruefully call me an asshole when they hear that.

[Izick]

I've never had a headache in my entire life. Not once, not ever. Hangovers, bangs on the skull, sure. But I simply don't get headaches. Most people ruefully call me an asshole when they hear that.

That's...a bit much.

[catfish]

I dislocated my shoulder whilst I was sky diving on Sunday afternoon... Like a boss :P

how?

I'm hoping to go skydiving this weekend. With my own parachute and gear on an island that is a train ride away, which I do regularly.

[CommonSense]

I am a husband and a father.

[Nerfgun]

That's...a bit much.

It's never actually acrimonious, more of a joking envy thing. But I have come to realize how rare it is. I keep aspirin in the house now for guests.

[WanderingWind]

I have literally the best wife in the world. Ten plus years, we love being around each other, she loves to cook awesome food, loves to play video games and cards, grows all kinds of crazy plants, helps me out working on cars, loves just hanging out, she's amazing in...other...areas and is still breathtakingly gorgeous.

I could fail at everything else, but as long as we stick together, I feel like I fucking won life.

[FliXFantatier]

i have fracking finally after weeks of breaking my head about it solved a problem I've been having with my work.
not only is the problem solved, the results I gain are better and I've even understood what the problem was in the first place.
yay me :)

[soul creator]

I'm PhoenixDark's favorite rapper

my life is now complete

[Switters]

I'm a record holder in the art form known as the soft shoe.

I also teach rich people how to hambone.

[Zeppu]

I designed this Zippo



And I have a fuckawesome kitchen.

That is all.

[BoomBap]

I have lost 35 pounds since Feb. Feels good! I have always been a fit person but I had let the belly get out of control over the past few years.AND I am not done yet. My goal is to see abs. I have got them underneath the flab.

[BoomBap]

I have literally the best wife in the world. Ten plus years, we love being around each other, she loves to cook awesome food, loves to play video games and cards, grows all kinds of crazy plants, helps me out working on cars, loves just hanging out, she's amazing in...other...areas and is still breathtakingly gorgeous. I could fail at everything else, but as long as we stick together, I feel like I fucking won life.

Jealous.Maybe it makes me a huge lame wad but I would take this over all the money in the world.

[Air]

I haven't written a serious paper since high school (I've never dropped below a B on my humanities classes). When I say serious I mean with thorough research, and the intent to make an amazing paper.

I also haven't studied seriously for tests since sometime in the middle of high school (I usually pull out above average grades, around 85-90ish)

I under submitted for my college's portfolio requirements by about 2-3 pictures. The portfolio I came up with was done in about a one or two months, I still got in.

I've gotten a great influx of compliments recently from people I know and do not know on how I have my head on straight, leadership qualities, etc.

I was almost skipped a class when I was younger. The teacher told me, had she known how apparently advanced I was, she would have done it sooner.

There's more but I'm pressed for time.

[MWS Natural]

So many amazing lovers in here. How are you all verifying this?

[WanderingWind]

So many amazing lovers in here. How are your verifying this?

...just gonna softball that one in, eh?

I have lost 35 pounds since Feb. Feels good! I have always been a fit person but I had let the belly get out of control over the past few years.AND I am not done yet. My goal is to see abs. I have got them underneath the flab.

Thanks for your compliment, but let me say....keeping in shape is VERY hard. The fact that you lost 35 pounds means you're one mentally tough cookie. Stick with it and good job so far man!

[WanderingWind]

Double post.

[Lord-Audie]

I'm getting a Columbia University Master of Science Degree.

[notsol337]

I can eat an entire pizza. BY MYSELF.