[Zampano]

My use of the apostrophe is always correct.

[injurai]

My use of the apostrophe is always correct.

90% of my responses end with an ellipsis...

[raphier]

I'm 6''90', but my bones are so small that people younger than me tell me to gym....

EDIT: Oh a bragging thread...umm I have a very detailed memory, so I soak up information like a sponge.

[Omiee]

photographic memory.

2 bachelor degree's and I'm currently working on my master.

=D

[Kinitari]

Every girl I've dated has tried to bone me on the first date.

[Tawpgun]

photographic memory. 2 bachelor degree's and I'm currently working on my master. =D

Fucking cheater. I'm gonna pm god so he can ban you from earth server.

jelly

Born in Poland, living in America my whole life. First one in my family to go to college.

Going to School in Boston is pretty neat.

I'm pretty good at Halo I guess.

[Vivalaraza]

I've got a shiny Charizard.

[Azar]

I've never had a headache in my entire life. Not once, not ever. Hangovers, bangs on the skull, sure. But I simply don't get headaches. Most people ruefully call me an asshole when they hear that.

"Oh fuck you" was my reaction by the end of the second sentence, haha. I envy this almost as much as people who fall asleep within a couple minutes and sleep soundly through the night without waking up.

[disappeared]

My first ever blowjob was from a girl who had no gag reflex.

[FairyD]

In the third grade we had a contest to win a jar of jelly beans. You had to guess the number of jellybeans in the jar, the closest would win. I guessed the exact number. It was the best day of my life.

[Vivalaraza]

In the third grade we had a contest to win a jar of jelly beans. You had to guess the number of jellybeans in the jar, the closest would win. I guessed the exact number. It was the best day of my life.

Haha this is cool.

So how many were in the jar?

[deadbeef]

photographic memory. 2 bachelor degree's and I'm currently working on my master. =D

Heh

[Omiee]

Heh

not from england or the us and English is not a subject at the uni.

[Misterhbk]

Had sex with my wife on the balcony of a theater. Like a boss

[The Incarnation]

I have no navel.

[MrOogieBoogie]

I'm in pretty good shape and can do this.

[Spiffy_1st]

I got all the trophies in Demon's Souls.

[low-G]

Had sex with my wife on the balcony of a theater. Like a boss

Only hot if someone noticed.

[weepy]

I have no navel.

What? No innie or outie? Kidding, right?

[The Incarnation]

Of course.

Once scored a 120 break in Snooker though.

[crpav]

I have a job I like and our(wife and I) first child is due in August. It's a boy.


I will get to play less games.....oh wait.

[Timo]

I drink beer faster than anyone I know. I drink faster period as far as beverages go, but it carries over into beer as well.

I have a comic thats getting published in a collaborative collection in september.

I have cool handwriting.

[7threst]

- I can eat everything without getting fat
- All my teachers at school always said I was stupid, but just by working hard I finished university with a bachelor degree and two master's degrees.
- I have an extreme high tolerance for beer which surprises people because I'm pretty skinny and look like I can't hold any alcohol (other alcoholic beverages not so much, three Vodka's and I'm on the floor)

[Lasthope106]

At some point in the future my name will be in the history books.

dealwithit.jpg

[Fenderputty]

My wife has DD boobs a as the size of 2.5 butts and a small tummy.

[Retro_]

I haven't written a serious paper since high school (I've never dropped below a B on my humanities classes). When I say serious I mean with thorough research, and the intent to make an amazing paper. I also haven't studied seriously for tests since sometime in the middle of high school (I usually pull out above average grades, around 85-90ish) I under submitted for my college's portfolio requirements by about 2-3 pictures. The portfolio I came up with was done in about a one or two months, I still got in. I've gotten a great influx of compliments recently from people I know and do not know on how I have my head on straight, leadership qualities, etc. I was almost skipped a class when I was younger. The teacher told me, had she known how apparently advanced I was, she would have done it sooner. There's more but I'm pressed for time.

Wait are you bragging about abusing an ineffective education system?

because most students do that

[Raitosaito]

I won a film festival contest with a no budget film and my gf is pretty hot.

[SUPREME1]

In exactly 9 days, I will have been completely sober for an entire year.

It was a personal challenge I took up, just to see what sobriety would be like for more than a couple of weeks. From the time I was 16 or so, I don't think I've ever gone more than a couple of weeks being sober/clean. Wanted to see what it felt like.


I actually wondered if I was a functioning alcoholic. I didn't think I was, but had to find out to be sure.


So yeah, I am confident that I am not. In an entire year, I've been genunely tempted to have a drink only a handful of times... and these were times which would have madet he moment perfect (on Christmas Eve I felt like having some egg nog, on Superbowl Sunday I wanted a cold brew with my burger, during my bro-in-law's wedding I wanted a glass of champagne for the toast, really only a handful of moments).

I've even contemplated extending the challenge but don't see a reason for it. I feel as if I could, if I wanted to, not drink any more for a really long time. So I am satisfied with myself.

I have plans with some good buddies to go to a brewery when I crack the year mark. My wife is proud of me as well, since she knows how I love my craft brews.

[Az]

I have 3 nipples.

[deadbeef]

not from england or the us and English is not a subject at the uni.

I was just heckling you, no ill intentions

[samus i am]

I'm probably going to have sex tonight.... maybe.

[Ogni-XR21]

I give incredible massages. Everytime I give one I get the question "where did you learn to do this?"

[Zyzyxxz]

I can eat whatever I want without ever gaining weight. I stay in shape even after sitting around for months on my computer. I once convinced a girl to try masturbation after she called a bunch of guys disgusting for masturbating back in high school. She became a much happier person. My IQ is nearly 200. In high school I could long jump well over twenty feet. I'm not certain if I still could. (It's only a couple of years back, but I haven't tried since) I can press my palms to the floor with my legs straight and kick the top of a door frame. I'm known to be incredibly good at convincing people, at least that's what they tell me. Perhaps they are just convincing me that I'm good at convincing them. :P

Hmm well that's all the convincing I need. Consider me convinced that you are awesome.

[ronito]

I run projects that are worth several million dollars and deliver them on time and under budget without major issues.

I have studied with most of the world's prominent classical guitarists

I've played to standing room only crowds

My wife is a redhead.

I finished Ninja Gaiden 1 and 2 for the NES.

Oh and I once told a woman that was complaining that her husband looked at porn that she should take it up the butt and then posted a thread about it on GAF.

[minx88]

I got a blowhob from a former (current at the time) Miss Illinois.

[Rez]

I got a blowhob from a former (current at the time) Miss Illinois.

I knew a guy who got a blowhob at the peak of his success. Never recovered.

[fuzzyreactor]

i hold my dick when i poop

[Magnus]

My first full-time gig since graduation in television/film is finally upon me, and it gives me a semi-direct association with William Shatner. This can only bode well for the rest of the career.

I park my car in the Teller-Morrow set from Sons of Anarchy every day, get to read scripts, talk to actors, hang with writers, and work on the number two-rated drama on basic cable as my job.

I want your life.

[George]

I have a bigger Penis than the Super Bowl winning, 3 time MVP, 11 time pro bowler, Future hall of fame quarterback Brett Favre.

[Air]

Wait are you bragging about abusing an ineffective education system? because most students do that

No? I've gone to specialized junior and high schools (allegedly, not my word) in the city. I think it's funny that I put in far less work than a lot of people I know, and still tend to succeed.

What I find funnier is that you pointed my post out to say that.

Another one:

The producer of Adventure Time is a contact of mine. If I had the desire to sell my t.v. shows to him, I could pitch it to him with ease.

EDIT: one more

Apparently I seem to be the common denominator to the influx of students attending my school due to the tours that I gave. It could very well be other factors, but I wouldn't be sure about that.

[The Xtortionist]

one time i got top 8 in a yugioh regionals event

[Adam Blade]

I have a tag.

[salva]

I'm in UCSB, but partying pretty often, and maintaining good grades as a chemistry major.

[Az987]

I was once told that if I were a girl I'd have a perfect ass.

[Hot Coldman]

Pretty confident I just did pretty damn well on my big-super-ultra-youcannotfuckthisupandstillgetintonextyearofuni final, despite earlier nerves. Yay.

Although I guess that's a potential brag-in-the-making.

[Typographenia]

I've never slept past 8:45am.

[Hot Coldman]

I've never slept past 8:45am.

I got up at 7pm today. :(

Although that's mainly due to a ridiculous lack of sleep over the last couple of weeks, and generally feeling really rotten.

[Typographenia]

I got up at 7pm today. :( Although that's mainly due to a ridiculous lack of sleep over the last couple of weeks, and generally feeling really rotten.

It doesn't seem to matter how much sleep I get. If I got to bed early, I wake up at like 6:30. If I got to bed at like 2:00am, I wake up at 7:30/8:00. I can't ever go back to sleep after I wake up around that time because my body goes into, "IT'S DAY TIME, TIME TO GET UP AND DO STUFF!" mode.

Congrats on the finals stuff, though, Green Scar!

[Curtisaur]

I no longer give a damn.



Used to.




But I never gave a fuck.

[Kentpaul]

I haven't been punched in the face in over 3 years.

I also sleep to what ever time i want and go to sleep when i please (I work shifts)