[The Lamp]

I've discovered I have a knack for physics. Just walked away from one of the harder physics classes an engineer can take (calculus-based electricity & magnetism) with a 98 average, no curve. Same last semester for mechanics.

If anyone ever needs help on their homework, lemme know, lol

[Hot Coldman]

It doesn't seem to matter how much sleep I get. If I got to bed early, I wake up at like 6:30. If I got to bed at like 2:00am, I wake up at 7:30/8:00. I can't ever go back to sleep after I wake up around that time because my body goes into, "IT'S DAY TIME, TIME TO GET UP AND DO STUFF!" mode. Congrats on the finals stuff, though, Green Scar!

Thanks!

I think I have minor split-personality disorder, because on days with nothing to do- which I guess is me for the next month now- the me who wakes up to alarm clocks will go "HA NOPE", turn it off and get straight back into bed.

Then I wake up like 4 hours later, thinking "holy crap, morning me is a fucking arsehole". I need a job. :lol

[zoukka]

I have a tag.

Fuck :(

[ChoklitReign]

As a college junior I got 2 As and 2 Bs this semester and have a 3.5 GPA for the first time.

[Nerfgun]

Had sex with my wife on the balcony of a theater. Like a boss

oh! I had sex once, outside, during fireworks. yeah.

[dab0ne]

Edit:

I wanna change mine... First person in my family to graduate college. The other stuff wasn't anything to be too proud about XD

[Conciliator]

I'm probably like the 4th best looking guy in my office of 300. And maybe the best dressed.

EDIT: I'm relatively happy. Best possible brag!

EDIT: Oh, I'm mad paid, I'm saving $15K-20K plus a year and I'm not in any debt outside my mortgage. I don't own a Credit Card and never plan to.

[Raptomex]

I eat a ton of carbs and don't gain weight. Muahahaha!

Yup.

[Luap]

I have literally the best wife in the world. Ten plus years, we love being around each other, she loves to cook awesome food, loves to play video games and cards, grows all kinds of crazy plants, helps me out working on cars, loves just hanging out, she's amazing in...other...areas and is still breathtakingly gorgeous. I could fail at everything else, but as long as we stick together, I feel like I fucking won life.

Hearing people say things like this always makes me feel weird. Is that what being in a relationship is supposed to feel like? Because I love my gf and all but I could never utter that last sentence of yours with any honesty. And I know a lot of people who are in relationships and very few of them, even the ones who have been together for a long time, would gush about their partner in the way that you do.

[Tuck]

I have Magical fucking Trevor as my avatar.

[hockeypuck]

Part of the most trusted profession in history. In history. People of all walks of life, completely and absolutely defenselessly, willingly hand their lives over to me. To them, it can be one of the most apprehensive moments they'll ever experience. To me, it was Thursday. What awesome power.

Airline pilot?

[elrechazado]

Hearing people say things like this always makes me feel weird. Is that what being in a relationship is supposed to feel like? Because I love my gf and all but I could never utter that last sentence of yours with any honesty. And I know a lot of people who are in relationships and very few of them, even the ones who have been together for a long time, would gush about their partner in the way that you do.

Do you not know anyone who is in a bad relationship or that just doesn't feel this way? Why do you think there is a massive couples counseling industry?

to contribute:

My salary has increased over 30% in the last 6 months.

[SpacePirate Ridley]

I know by heart, the layouts, rides (old and new) and most secrets (imagineers and what they did, fun facts, etc...) of Disneyland Resort, Disney World Resort and Disneyland Resort Paris, WITHOUT VISITING ONCE.

And most of the Tokyo Resort.

Thanks to being studying nearly all my life every inch of them and buying all the books I could.

But as for now, this would really be a lie because this year I have visited both Disneyland Resort, and Disneyland Resort Paris. Which was really a dream come true.
But it was mostly true a year ago :)

Thanks to this I did a homemade guide of Disneyland Paris for when I visited the park with my friends, full of Trivia and fun facts (and read them during the queues, even did a translated narration of The Phantom Manor and Tower of Terror for them lol). They loved it. Now all my friends are asking for a copy of it for their visits.

Is something im proud of, I love designing rides in my free time (logically only on paper and model) want to be an imagineer in the future

[luckyboyceo]

Today is my birthday. YEAH!

[dab0ne]

I've managed to keep my virginity intact for 36 years.

found you a match bro:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=473693

[apana]

My IQ puts me in the genius range.

My IQ is higher than ShockingAlberto's IQ.

Image quality, I mean.

[Zyzyxxz]

I run projects that are worth several million dollars and deliver them on time and under budget without major issues. I have studied with most of the world's prominent classical guitarists I've played to standing room only crowds My wife is a redhead. I finished Ninja Gaiden 1 and 2 for the NES. Oh and I once told a woman that was complaining that her husband looked at porn that she should take it up the butt and then posted a thread about it on GAF.

Why do I bother living now Ronito? You are living the dream, I should just hook myself up to a VR machine and replay your life into my head.

[SmellyHands]

I own a functioning air mattress.

[EatChildren]

The feds will never catch me with my new face.

[A Human Becoming]

Not everyone hates me.

[Luap]

Do you not know anyone who is in a bad relationship or that just doesn't feel this way? Why do you think there is a massive couples counseling industry?

Good question. I was kind of omitting the couples that I deem to be in shit relationships. I meant that of all the functional couples I know, they would all say that they love their partner and enjoy being in a relationship with them, but WanderingWind seems to be on another level. I have heard people say things like that before, but it is very rare. In fact, the only close friend of mine that has said those things was just completely delusional throughout that entire relationship, and ended up getting cheated on. I'm not saying that that's WanderingWind's case at all, but when someone basically says that their significant other "completes them," I can't help but wonder if they're deluding themselves. Or perhaps they really have attained relationship nirvana, and in that case I am very happy for them and somewhat envious.

[crazy monkey]

I have a extremely normal life.

[Darth Pinche]

The wife went bra shopping and was told she has been using the wrong size bras for years. She should be wearing D cups. Yup.

[FStop7]

My life is awesome.

[ZeroRay]

I'm the modern day Brian Eno.

[MWS Natural]

I bench 350lbs. Haven't benched over 300lbs in over a year. Live in a luxury condo. Overpriced as fuck..looking to move. Drive a sports car. A G35 isn't a sports car. My girl is pretty hot. Not worth the blonde moments. I have an incredibly thick cock.

Quoting my own post because I'm just that awesome.

[bengraven]

I was the first person to give my wife an orgasm from penetration. She had been dating for 4 years and had slept with a handful of people, but could never orgasm. I gave her one the second night and now she consistantly has at least 2 or three every time.

I thought she was faking and just lying about being the first to try and make me feel proud (you know, like the whole "oh my god, you have suuuuch a large penis" lie) but I had her friends and even family pull me to the side and whisper, "omg congrats" and look me up and down as if wondering what I had that the other men didn't.

[WanderingWind]

Hearing people say things like this always makes me feel weird. Is that what being in a relationship is supposed to feel like? Because I love my gf and all but I could never utter that last sentence of yours with any honesty. And I know a lot of people who are in relationships and very few of them, even the ones who have been together for a long time, would gush about their partner in the way that you do.

I don't know, really, how you're "supposed" to feel. I never did feel this way in any of my prior relationships, and some of them made me happy enough. I don't think there is a unifying answer for how you should "feel" in a relationship. Life is pretty fucking short. Grab what happiness you can, make the most of it and try not to worry about if you're feeling the way you should. If it can be helped, I mean.

But yeah. I'm not the smartest man in the world, or the strongest, or the richest. But I have a pretty fucking awesome life because of who I get to wake up next to every morning.

[dab0ne]

I was the first person to give my wife an orgasm from penetration. She had been dating for 4 years and had slept with a handful of people, but could never orgasm. I gave her one the second night and now she consistantly has at least 2 or three every time. I thought she was faking and just lying about being the first to try and make me feel proud (you know, like the whole "oh my god, you have suuuuch a large penis" lie) but I had her friends and even family pull me to the side and whisper, "omg congrats" and look me up and down as if wondering what I had that the other men didn't.

Congrats...but that's kinda weird.

[A.Romero]

I'm great in bed.

It appears I'm a very good leader.

[Secret_Riddle]

I pulled high 80's and 90's at a top University (just finished my degree). I worked hard, but I didn't actually find it all that difficult.

/not-so-stealth brag

Edit

Looking through this thread, it seems like people are mostly making joke-posts. Now I feel like a douche.

[vatstep]

I'm in the best shape of my life right now. Started working out six days a week and eating better last July 5th (I remember the date exactly, as it was all due to some weird, sudden epiphany I had on Independence Day) and have no intention of quitting/slacking off any time soon. I've lost about 55 pounds since then, although almost all of that was in the first six months, as I'm at a pretty comfortable weight right now. It's still bizarre to see and think of myself as "skinny", as that had never been the case for me before.

[CornBurrito]

I eat a ton of carbs and don't gain weight. Muahahaha!

Same here. Carbs all day erryday. Suck it paleo-GAF.

[demon]

I can walk into any room undetected :(

this made made me lol.

[Brettison]

I've been to the Master's Golf Tournament like 30 times!

[maxxpower]

I got a 100/100 on my mechanics/strength of materials II midterm.

[Rafa=FedKilla]

I get to lay in my bed and browse gaf all day. I say brah un-ironically

[Juancho9]

I answered a help wanted ad that asked if I played video games. Went from test room person to graphic designer in one year without a college degree.

[mickcenary]

I play drums and compose quite competently and bitches don't even know about it :(.

[ZeroRay]

I get to lay in my bed and browse gaf all day. I say brah un-ironically

Wait, what!? Or are you trying to be ironic now brah!?

[Luap]

I don't know, really, how you're "supposed" to feel. I never did feel this way in any of my prior relationships, and some of them made me happy enough. I don't think there is a unifying answer for how you should "feel" in a relationship. Life is pretty fucking short. Grab what happiness you can, make the most of it and try not to worry about if you're feeling the way you should. If it can be helped, I mean. But yeah. I'm not the smartest man in the world, or the strongest, or the richest. But I have a pretty fucking awesome life because of who I get to wake up next to every morning.

This was actually very refreshing to read. I'm happy for you and you're right, I shouldn't worry about how others feel and I'll just enjoy what I've got. I'm a simple person anyway.

*Edit - Oh and something to brag about: All of my gf's friends think I'm awesome and always tell her that she better keep a tight grip on me or else they'll snatch me up. I'm not one to seek flattery, but I have to admit it feels nice hearing that I'm good-looking and that I have a good personality. ;) I had never really gotten any compliments like that before I met my gf, and I still don't really know how to respond.

[NathanMcMahon]

My pants once fell down in marching band. During a parade. I MacGuyvered that shit on the fly with my shoelaces and rocked the sax like you wouldn't fuckin' believe for the rest of the parade.

[bengraven]

Congrats...but that's kinda weird.

Well, by family I mean like her sister and female cousins. Not like her dad was like "HEY Y'ALL...my name is Bob and I heard y'all gave my baby girl her first rip-roaring orgasm!"

What was weird was that she actually also told MY sister and cousins. So having my sister walk up to me and high five me, then loudly say in front of my whole family "GOD BEN DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD FUCK LIKE A WILD ANIMAL" was really really really awkward.

[goldensun]

I eat a ton of carbs and don't gain weight. Muahahaha!

Probably because carbs don't make you fat, calories do.

Brag: I can write an A-grade college essay in around 30 - 45 minutes (this goes for almost any essay I've ever written though).

[bengraven]

Probably because carbs don't make you fat, calories do.

[seldead]

I play drums and compose quite competently and bitches don't even know about it :(.

I also play drums and compose quite competently. I like you. Get gigs, bitches know and bitches come.
//I pull chicks above my weight cause im fucking hilarious

[that1dude24]

i'd say i'm very good at at multiple styles of guitar and improvisation. i've been playing at least an hour or two a day for the last five years, and first picked it up eight years ago, so i feel i can say that.

[SmithnCo]

I got a C in Macroeconomics once.

Pretty cool I know.

[coldfoot]

My freshmen year in College, the chem prof said I should be a chem major, the math prof. said I should be a math major, the physics prof. said I should be a physics major. I majored in EE/CS.
Got the second best grade in American Literature class (A-) despite English not being my native language.
All of this is true, and I'm not Asian.

[pelicansurf]

I get laid approximately 9ish times a week, so that's something that I haven't "worried" for months. Pretty sweet deal. I also just got a job at a very reputable computer/food tech company. I'm so pumped.