[Kraftwerk]

Hmmm?

I have been able to do it once. I just straight up told her:

"Please do not take this the wrong way, but you have beautiful breasts!"

She blushed, smiled and said thank you.

I know lady-gaf might find this thread very offensive, but I am not trying to insult you.

I can pretty much compliment a woman on anything, but when it gets to that the creep alarm goes off.

help me-help you!

[teruterubozu]

Just let your eyes do the talking.

[MWS Natural]

The same reason it's taboo for a woman to compliment me on my bulge?

[LiK]

you said that to a random stranger?

[kylej]

Is this a "why do woman show cleavage if they don't want you to look" type thing?

And what's the deal with shopping carts, I always get the one with one bad wheel, furthermore

[macuser1of5]

Not sure if serious

[OneEightZero]

"Your tits are amazing."

Figure it out.

[Stet]

"Gosh, please don't take this the wrong way, but your vagina smells terrific."

[shinobi602]

Because when we are staring down women's breasts, we usually look like this:

[Escape Goat]

I think they would be flattered depending how you tell her and in what context.

[Stet]

"Don't take this the wrong way, Jimmy, but I bet your butthole looks amazing."

[R2D4]

You really don't get it or you thought it was time to make a thread on GAF that would get you attention?

[Pollux]

The same reason it's taboo for a woman to compliment me on my bulge?

That's not offensive, it's empowering.

[cutmeamango]

Never thought it was a taboo, I always compliment bums and breasts if I'm acquainted to the lady and they do really catch my eyes.

[Gr1mLock]

I think they would be flattered depending how you tell her and in what context.

'Hey you, nice tits'?

[tallkid123]

Because when we are staring down women's breasts, we usually look like this:

Ahh..

So that's where the inspiration for that Ned Flanders picture came from.

[marrec]

"Excuse me miss, I just couldn't help but notice how amazing your breasts are! I've been studying breasts for quite a long time and yours are inrapturous in their perfection! I've not been able to take my eyes off them for quite some time!"

I don't see a problem.

[Escape Goat]

'Hey you, nice tits'?

"Oh my, well I do declare you are a gentleman. Thank you for noticing, kind sir. "

[sixteen-bit]

Most handsome men can get away with it, I think.

[grumble]

The same reason it's taboo for a woman to compliment me on my bulge?

Shouldn't be!

[polyh3dron]

Congratulations, alpha male thread creator. You were able to compliment a woman on her breasts and get a positive reaction. You must be such a smooth operator and we should all be envious of you.

[bud]

how much cleavage should she be showing, though, before you can tell her that she has beautiful breasts?

[LiK]

"Oh my, well I do declare you are a gentleman. Thank you for noticing, kind sir. "

unless you're in a porno

"ohhhh, thank you sir. let's fuck!"

[Stet]

"I don't mean to be rude, but you have amazing breasts and I know you've gone to great lengths to cover them up, but I'm picturing your nipples right now and imagining pinching them between my thumb and forefinger and breathing hotly onto the back of your neck. Don't take this the wrong way."

[Bentendo]

When I was around 13-14 years old, I was on a lazy river at a water park. This guy came up to me and told me that if I don't stop looking at his girlfriend's boobs he would take me out of the pool, light me on fire and cut me in half. My slightly older brother was there and we assured him that I did no such thing. I was traumatized at the end of the conversation and my brother was probably moreso. He started crying after the guy left and I was sick to my stomach. After we got out of the pool my brother asked me if I WAS looking at her and I swore my life that I wasn't. That is why I would not compliment someone on their boobs.

BTW I lied. I was totally looking at them for probably around five minutes straight.

[KO Traveling Hobo]

I think you're better off using "boobs" in this situation. It's a softer, sillier word.

[viciouskillersquirrel]

Unwanted sexual advances are uncomfortable. Breasts are the most sexual body part typically "on show" when you're out and about, so any comment on them by a stranger will (depending on the context) be viewed as a serious breach of good taste and decency.

Basically, it's like saying to a woman out loud that you've been ogling her breasts and that (if you're a straight male) this excites you sexually. Whether this is true or not and whether the woman in question craves this kind of attention, saying it out loud makes it look like something is wrong with you.

[Scrow]

breasts are commonly the focus of sexual desire and arousal for heterosexual males in our society and so it seems lecherous to specifically compliment them on it.

[fallengorn]

"Capital knockers, madam!"



...and then go in for the squeeze.

[BosSin]

"Hey, nice rack!"

[KingGondo]

It's only ok if you're complementing your significant other, or if you're pulling "cocky mode" when you're hitting on a girl (and you do it under the pretense of being a rascal/joker).

I could see some women being ok with it, but it's not worth the potential backlash.

It's one of those unspoken things. Women with a nice rack (who show it off) know they have it, and they know men notice it. Best to just leave it unsaid 99% of the time.

[Mr. B Natural]

Do that to a lady that doesn't get much attention: got a shot at not being offended

Do that to a lady that gets constant attention and stared at all the time by weirdos just like you: not a chance


And prefer to call them mammorial protrusions ala Frank Zappa. I don't care if mammorial is not a word, it should be and it's hilarious.

[marrec]

"You might not have noticed my lady, but for the past 30 minutes I have been trying to imagine a more perfect set of breasts then those on your chest. I must confess that I failed to do so. The milk from those breasts must be as sweet as honey and could cure any man of any malaise that would be afflicting him."

[Gr1mLock]

"Oh my, well I do declare you are a gentleman. Thank you for noticing, kind sir. "

And they're off to the nearest establishment that rents by the hour.

[Ash Sparrow]

Congratulations, alpha male thread creator. You were able to compliment a woman on her breasts and get a positive reaction. You must be such a smooth operator and we should all be envious of you.

You know i thought it was kinda smooth :/

[Log4Girlz]

I've told female friends they have nice tits.

[Baconsaurus Rex]

What I do it all the time.

"Nice tits! Wanna shag?"

Yeah I might get some mixed reaction from this but 60 percent of the time it works everytime.

[macuser1of5]

Unwanted sexual advances are uncomfortable. Breasts are the most sexual body part typically "on show" when you're out and about, so any comment on them by a stranger will (depending on the context) be viewed as a serious breach of good taste and decency. Basically, it's like saying to a woman out loud that you've been ogling her breasts and that (if you're a straight male) this excites you sexually. Whether this is true or not and whether the woman in question craves this kind of attention, saying it out loud makes it look like something is wrong with you.

Surely then it is far less creepy to compliment a woman's feet or elbows. I'll try this tomorrow.

[Replicant]

OP just got lucky with that one instance. On other times, you may get this instead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsBB4i4k2PM#t=1m55s

[Escape Goat]

I've told female friends they have nice tits.

Ive told male friends they have nice tits.

[Carbonox_Ratchet]

Is this a "why do woman show cleavage if they don't want you to look" type thing? And what's the deal with shopping carts, I always get the one with one bad wheel, furthermore

Don't they all have a bad wheel? At least in my experience. :P

[bud]

I think you're better off using "boobs" in this situation. It's a softer, sillier word.

"boobs" sounds a tad immature whereas "breasts" sounds very... elegant.

[Escape Goat]

"boobs" sounds a tad immature whereas "breasts" sounds very... elegant.

Sweater cows

[fanboi]

"Capital knockers, madam!" ...and then go in for the squeeze.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXOtY...eature=related

[Kentpaul]

OP its sexual harassment, Your lucky the chick never sued you for ever dime you and your family has ever made.

[toxicgonzo]

Brah, don't even compliment a woman on them. Just go up and give 'em a squeeze.

Chicks dig that.

[Carbonox_Ratchet]

"boobs" sounds a tad immature whereas "breasts" sounds very... elegant.

Please. "Knawks" is superior.

[Log4Girlz]

Ive told male friends they have nice tits.

I've been told I have nice tits.

[NinjaBoiX]

I think it's because it's too overtly sexual, comes across a sleazy. To comment on her eyes or something is cool, to comment on her breasts implies sexual thought.

I told a random female shop assistant the other day that she had beautiful smile. She blushed, glanced away, and bit her lip slightly. I think she appreciated it, I got a very shy "thank you" and another flash of her smile. Everybody wins!

She had a kickass rack too by the way.

;P

[DonasaurusRex]

dave chappelle did it without missing a beat.