[planar1280]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...195206620.html

The 2005 film "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," grossed nearly $200 million worldwide based on the premise of a man who went without sex into midlife. But one real life woman has managed to stay a virgin up through her 70th birthday. However, that could all be about to change. "Now's the time. I'm ready to take the plunge for the right bloke," she tells the Sun."My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire." Shaw says she doesn't believe in sex before marriage and has been too busy with her career as a cabaret dance to settle down. "I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man," she said. "You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins." According to worldwide statistics, the average person retained their virginity until they are 17.3 years old. A 2010 Yahoo reader survey found similar numbers, with readers giving an average age of 17.5 before having sex for the first time.

1960 Photo







now

[BlueTsunami]

[strafer]

not even once

[Ferrio]

Pretty good legs for a 70 year old.

[Jaladinozozo]

Virgin-Gaf Assemble

[bengraven]

[Zekes!]

It's too late lady

[Hot Coldman]

[sebajuNujabes]

Pretty good legs for a 70 year old.

Looks like she's wearing pantyhose.

[Lakitu]

Would not

[BlueTsunami]

That hymen is probably one tough piece of jerky

[Domino Theory]

Not spending my kindness coins there.

[FINE-LINE]

I wouldn't touch it with yours

[Log4Girlz]

My bag of kindness coins still overfloweth.

[MrOogieBoogie]

haha first post fucking wins

[NateDrake]

[Lionheart1827]

That was my exact reaction. :lol

[Pazuzu9]

That hymen is probably one tough piece of jerky

[alphaNoid]

How is a lady thats that edgy never been laid? Seems fake to me.

[ThingontheFloor]

That hymen is probably one tough piece of jerky

God dammit dude, laughed way too fuckin' hard out loud at work. Good show.

[Magnus]

I lol'd a hearty lol. Fucking amazing.

[ChuyMasta]

Where's the Tardis when you need it?

Brb, going back to 1960

[krameriffic]

In the words of George Carlin...

I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

[Trick_GSF]

Not a moment too soon.

[SUPREME1]

...like fine wine.





Okay. Maybe not.

[GK86]

Would


Travel back in time to nail her.

[Fari]

[Dark Knyght]

1960 = would
2012 = never

[Ferrio]

[TheSeks]

1960: Okay.
2012: OH GOD WHAT.

Seriously, lady, hire a stylist. That outfit doesn't work with your looks.

[Davidion]

It's not always good to have high standards.

[Hoo-doo]

That hymen is probably one tough piece of jerky

[Hot Coldman]

:(

[LiK]

LOL, the reactions here are killing me XD

[BlueTsunami]

[sammyCYBORG]

I wonder if she would look better if she wasn't pretending to be a lion. Lady, please get rid of that mullety thing you call hair.

[bengraven]

More like sticking your dick in a pouch of powder Kool-Aid.

[teruterubozu]

Keep your pants on, lady.

[Goya]

[Mordeccai]

I fit all of her qualifications

KY, don't let me down now.

[Rentahamster]

She should hook up with Captain America. Like peas in a pod.

[The Grim Heaper]

She was cute back in 1960. How is she still a virgin? Even if she avoided relationships due to wanting to be a cabaret dancer, that's pretty sad ):

I'm loling at these awesome reactions, though.

[Hot Coldman]

She should hook up with Captain America. Like peas in a pod.

seriously I kinda feel sick

[Revoh]

FUCK YOU
:lol

[Lionel Mandrake]

Fuck. Fine, I'll do it. But you all owe me.

[Roto13]

She should hook up with Captain America. Like peas in a pod.

[Double D]

[Perspicacity]

1960s version seems nice

[Borgnine]

Hold on lover, I wanna change wigs.

[Venfayth]

Oh my god that made me shiver