[strafer]

What in the fuck is that yellow stuff?

[Hot Coldman]

What in the fuck is that yellow stuff?

Minge gunk.

[Plywood]

What in the fuck is that yellow stuff?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UULGqbzVmY

[Rhomega Beta]

...like fine wine. Okay. Maybe not.

Wine goes bad if you leave it too long.

[Ferrio]

Wine goes bad if you leave it too long.

Only if you pop the cork.....

[Arooguy]

[Verelios]

My face after reading this. Spot on.

[Snkfanatic]

Wow I will never be able to eat a grilled cheese again....thanks

[Atramental]

[deejay8595]

Wow at that grilled cheese pic lol

[fabricated backlash]

You disgusting motherf***er lol.

[xxracerxx]

Pretty good legs for a 70 year old.

Tights, how do they work?

[Crunched]

Fuck.


Just, fuck.

[Imm0rt4l]

That hymen is probably one tough piece of jerky

ah fuck.

[MIMIC]

[Nevasleep]

Will she take her dentures out, if I ask nicely?

[MIMIC]

DAMMIT, now I gotta use another image. lol

[Zee-Row]

I'm curious to how 70 year old Virgin vagina feels like.

[Nevasleep]

I'm curious to how 70 year old Virgin vagina feels like.

Feels gooood man.

[Chopper]

Oh Jesus, my eyes.

:lol

[SoilBreak]

I hate this thread. :(

[Hey You]

You better be a millionaire or I suggest joining Forever alone gaf.

[Riggs]

nvm

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Seeing Misfits stuff just makes me sad. Going to miss that show...

[toxicgonzo]

What have you done?

(also lol at filename - mybodyisready.jpg)

[Replicant]

Paging Trancetronic!

I imagine his reaction would be:

[Dreams-Visions]

Pretty good legs for a 70 year old.

stockings, bro. stockings.

underneath are a horde of spider and vericose veins and all other manner of fright.

and to add to appropriate disgust reactions:

[sixteen-bit]

Gross
As
Fuck

[oxrock]

She's holding out for a handsome millionaire.... This bitch has put her pussy on an insanely high pedestal. Why would someone fitting that description go for her instead of a 20 year old hot blond or whatever? I wish her the best but I think she may be better off just dying a virgin and pretending that she was just too good for everyone.

[Wilbury]

.

[SMT]

To balance out all the young women he's been seeing, he might as well.

[Messi]

[Reznor]

[Dresden]

I don't get why she didn't just fuck some hippie back in the 60's.

[SoilBreak]

.

[goldensun]

Shame, she was actually very decent looking in the 60s.

[iNvid02]

[Bisnic]

Um... sure. Sure lady.

[Net_Wrecker]

This thread......

THIS ENTIRE THREAD.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07So_lJQyqw

[Typographenia]

Patrick Klepek?

You have no idea how hard this made me laugh.

[edornob]

WOULD

[TheNatural]

[Dark Stalkers]

[Finaika]

10 years too late.

[DR2K]

"My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire."

Lets make a tall and dark man willing to have sex with her a millionare. Kickstarter gaf assemble!

[Digishine]

[Houston3000]

LOL, the reactions here are killing me XD

[Ultratech]

Would not. Ever.

[PsychoRaven]

OH MY GOD. I can't stop laughing at the replies in this thread. OMG.

I feel I should probably add something useful too though.

[SquiddyCracker]

Should have started the thread with this instead, such a missed opportunity :(