[WanderingWind]

Also,hello fellow Patriots.

fak u gator

[Plinko]

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--so...advisory-.html This is actually kind of a crazy story. The Rams wants Janoris Jenkins to use a financial adviser of their choosing to handle his money. The thing is, that's clearly against the CBA and the Rams were told to stop what they were doing. But Fisher has persisted, and doesn't trust the people Janoris is using. But kind of sketchy is that Fisher wants his financial adviser handling Janoris' money. Janoris is bucking at both the cost and the idea that they can spy on how he spends his money. He signed some paperwork with the adviser, but only did so he says to placate the Rams before they drafted him. He's still unsigned and it's clear this is a problem I kind of figured they'd get at least one year from him before he had any issues. He's got 3 kids and is being sued by a woman claiming she's got #4. So I understand the Rams trying to take a firm hand with the guy, but he is a grown ass man, and Fisher shouldn't be trying to have his people controlling the guy's purse strings, even if it's for his own good

Where's Master P when you need him?

[Tamanon]

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--so...advisory-.html This is actually kind of a crazy story. The Rams wants Janoris Jenkins to use a financial adviser of their choosing to handle his money. The thing is, that's clearly against the CBA and the Rams were told to stop what they were doing. But Fisher has persisted, and doesn't trust the people Janoris is using. But kind of sketchy is that Fisher wants his financial adviser handling Janoris' money. Janoris is bucking at both the cost and the idea that they can spy on how he spends his money. He signed some paperwork with the adviser, but only did so he says to placate the Rams before they drafted him. He's still unsigned and it's clear this is a problem I kind of figured they'd get at least one year from him before he had any issues. He's got 3 kids and is being sued by a woman claiming she's got #4. So I understand the Rams trying to take a firm hand with the guy, but he is a grown ass man, and Fisher shouldn't be trying to have his people controlling the guy's purse strings, even if it's for his own good

Jeff Fisher wants to retire again I think.

Dickbag move.

[Nightz]

Thread needs a title change. It's July 5th already!

[Talon]

That's how you'd react to if you landed with the Mets.

[DeaconKnowledge]

Let's make a bet. Who will eclipse SNES' post count before the end of this thread? closest person is Squicken who's 200 posts away.

[Milchjon]

Damn, that Canuck guy got banned. Learning the hard way that NeoGAF isn't the right place to call homosexuality "unnatural" and a "perversion".

I sometimes feel like posting on GAF is turning into a Last Man Standing.

[Rorschach]

Let's make a bet. Who will eclipse SNES' post count before the end of this thread? closest person is Squicken who's 200 posts away.

Am I allowed to make the same post over and over again? If so, challenge accepted, wild card, etc.

[squicken]

Jeff Fisher wants to retire again I think. Dickbag move.

Rams won't let press even talk to the guy. Everything is team distributed quotes and only related to football. There was a post-draft conference call where he got real angry with the questions about his past and that was that

[Striker]

Giants/Niners championship game will likely make the list as well.

Turned to see the Giants-Niners link, and the video showcases the Carlos Rodgers' pick first. What happens? Mario Manningham stops his route, i.e. ran it wrong again.

Have fun with that Niner bros. Then again, he'll probably just run screens, slants, or go-routes. Giants offense too complex!

[Talon]

Turns out Canuck76 wasn't just a stupid sports fan. He's a stupid person.

Now the title of GAF clown falls onto Heavy.

[chuckddd]

Tim Tebow, ultimate badass.

[squicken]

When questioned about his ankle, which was injured during the 2011 season, Bradford said, "It's good, it's good. I would say there's still days where it's not 100 percent, but I really haven't had any major setbacks. It seems to be getting better every week. I'm hoping by the time training camp gets here that it'll really be a non-factor."

He hasn't played in 8 months. How is this ankle thing even a tiny problem at this point? Really seems like a vag the way he keeps talking about it.

[XiaNaphryz]

Posted?

http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/po...volving-nicely

The current system was implemented in 1999 and it has gone through tweaks. A couple more will be revealed this season. One change will be that all turnovers will be subject to review by the replay booth. The second will be much more obvious -- and probably enjoyable -- to fans in stadiums. All NFL stadium video boards now will show the exact same replay the lead official is viewing under the hood on the sideline video monitor. “They’ll see the exact same angles at the exact same time as he does,’’ Atlanta Falcons president and NFL competition committee chairman Rich McKay said. That’s a positive for fans because they didn’t always have that vantage point. Prior to this year, it was up to individual home teams to show as much or as little replay as they wanted. I’ve been in some stadiums where it seemed like replays weren’t shown if a first glance suggested further review could work against the home team. I’ve been in other stadiums where a favorable angle has been shown repeatedly, perhaps in an effort to influence the on-field official’s ultimate call. “I think this is another example of the league listening to its fans about what they want from the in-game experience,’’ McKay said. “I think throughout this edition of replay, the league, the teams and our broadcast partners have done a nice job of using the available technology to make the game better and make the experience better for the fans.’’

Last year, the rule was changed to make every scoring play reviewable by the replay booth. McKay said last year’s games averaged only about one second longer than in 2010. The average time of a game last season was about 2 hours, 5 minutes. “We were fearful going in about how we could pull it off,’’ McKay said. “I give the league a lot of credit for pulling it off the right way.’’ McKay also said a review of all of last year’s replays showed that there percentage showed that the right call was made close to 99 percent of the time. That’s great, but McKay said the competition committee and the league will continue to seek ways to fine-tune the replay process. That will be done with accuracy and what fans want in mind. “The biggest question over time is, are we ever going to move all decisions upstairs?’’ McKay said. “College football feels very comfortable with their decision upstairs. But I don’t see that in our near future.’’

[Talon]

I dislocated my foot, and it took me 4 months to recover. Did Bradford have a semi drive over his?

[eznark]

Has Judge Sapp sentenced himself to pay all that back child support yet?

[bionic77]

Has Judge Sapp sentenced himself to pay all that back child support yet?

Right now SNES would call you racist and then complain about those meanies on the gaming side.

[Plinko]

Posted? http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/po...volving-nicely

Call me crazy, but I HATE the idea that fans see the exact same footage at the exact same time as officials. I envision officials being somewhat influenced by the crowd noise as they see the footage at the same time.

[Alligatorjandro]

Right now SNES would call you racist and then complain about those meanies on the gaming side.

racist

[squicken]

I dislocated my foot, and it took me 4 months to recover. Did Bradford have a semi drive over his?

Well it was a very bad high ankle sprain and the original quote was 3-4 months for a complete recovery. Him talking about not being 100% in March was understandable. Now it's kind of a problem. He's either a baby or they didn't diagnose/treat it right

[Rorschach]

...so I just bought a train ticket with cash... but it has my name printed on it. How does the machine know?!

[Alligatorjandro]

An ant bit me on the ankle.I think im going to die.

[wienke]

An ant bit me on the ankle.I think im going to die.

GO TO THE DOCTOR NOW.

gaf style advice

[Rorschach]

GO TO THE VET NOW. NFL gaf style advice

fixed

[Alligatorjandro]

you people

[Fox318]

I miss snes

[Alligatorjandro]

we all miss snes

[Tamanon]

we all miss snes

I don't, fuck that guy. "Ooooooh, look at me, my QB is a corpulent pile of taco droppings." Boo hoo.

[789shadow]

SNES had some legendary games.

[Dutch Patriot]

Thread needs a title change. It's July 5th already!

Don't you love America anymore, just because of the date?

Who are you? Bernard Pollard?

[Rorschach]

Why can't I get sat next to the model? No, I get the homeless lady that no one wants to kick out of business class even though she clearly had a coach ticket. Why is this train so packed anyway... Never this full. Gawd the smell. THE SMELL! 2.5 hrs of this? I'm gonna die.

This thread is now my twitter account. Omg train delay fuuuuuuuuu

[chuckddd]

Let's all pitch in and buy rors a scooter. I'm afraid that we'll lose him to the outdated ticket machine and the smelly old person. It's the same way we lost snes!

[bionic77]

I am pretty sure models won't fuck a dude they sit next to on a train unless that person happens to be a model. Rors your best bet is to get a Porsche or Ferrari. Nothing opens up a models legs faster than money.

[squicken]

Why can't I get sat next to the model? No, I get the homeless lady that no one wants to kick out of business class even though she clearly had a coach ticket. Why is this train so packed anyway... Never this full. Gawd the smell. THE SMELL! 2.5 hrs of this? I'm gonna die. This thread is now my twitter account. Omg train delay fuuuuuuuuu

This is very dull work for a man who spent a year off the grid doing secret agent stuff. Tell us about all the people you killed

[bionic77]

This is very dull work for a man who spent a year off the grid doing secret agent stuff. Tell us about all the people you killed

A Raiders fan doesn't stab and tell.

[Rorschach]

Chuck: that machine is fucking voodoo! imsoscurred

I am pretty sure models won't fuck a dude they sit next to on a train unless that person happens to be a model. Rors your best bet is to get a Porsche or Ferrari. Nothing opens up a models legs faster than money.

I don't want to fuck her. It's just do much better than this. Skinny, so more room. she seems real polite too. Having a nice conversation with her neighbor. And she probably doesn't smell like piss and sewage.

Edit:ogawd I think this smell is stuck on me! ....she just lined her seat with newspapers and train brochures, then sat back down. I don't like the looks of this...

[Narag]

This is very dull work for a man who spent a year off the grid doing secret agent stuff. Tell us about all the people you killed

I like to believe he's an art thief on the lam after liberating that Romanowski painting.

[Drakeon]

Chuck: that machine is fucking voodoo! imsoscurred I don't want to fuck her. It's just do much better than this. Skinny, so more room. she seems real polite too. Having a nice conversation with her neighbor. And she probably doesn't smell like piss and sewage. Edit:ogawd I think this smell is stuck on me! ....she just lined her seat with newspapers and train brochures, then sat back down. I don't like the looks of this...

Do you... do you think she plans to use it as a toilet?

[BigAT]

Chuck: that machine is fucking voodoo! imsoscurred I don't want to fuck her. It's just do much better than this. Skinny, so more room. she seems real polite too. Having a nice conversation with her neighbor. And she probably doesn't smell like piss and sewage. Edit:ogawd I think this smell is stuck on me! ....she just lined her seat with newspapers and train brochures, then sat back down. I don't like the looks of this...

Tell her you won a Madden Bowl with the lowly Raiders. You may want to put on rain boots beforehand though, due to how wet the floor will be with her juices after she hears this.

[Talon]

Edit:ogawd I think this smell is stuck on me! ....she just lined her seat with newspapers and train brochures, then sat back down. I don't like the looks of this...

This is god damn amazing.

[squicken]

I like to believe he's an art thief on the lam after liberating that Romanowski painting.

Well he said he was away doing top secret stuff, but that is the sort of thing an international cat burglar would say . . .

If only he had sat next to the model. He could have met his Grace Kelly

[bionic77]

What godforsaken train and route is Rors on at this time?

Rors next time fly. You won't have to deal with "those people".

[jakncoke]

Why can't I get sat next to the model? No, I get the homeless lady that no one wants to kick out of business class even though she clearly had a coach ticket. Why is this train so packed anyway... Never this full. Gawd the smell. THE SMELL! 2.5 hrs of this? I'm gonna die. This thread is now my twitter account. Omg train delay fuuuuuuuuu

lmao

[Rorschach]

What godforsaken train and route is Rors on at this time? Rors next time fly. You won't have to deal with "those people".

I've taken the train plenty of times (like at least 10 these last two moMKnths). This is the first time this happens. Plus, I can't book a plane to SD without a transfer in las vegas for some reason. :|

Tell her you won a Madden Bowl with the lowly Raiders. You may want to put on rain boots beforehand though, due to how wet the floor will be with her juices after she hears this.

Multiple, friend! I was readying those boots, but for other concerns...

Do you... do you think she plans to use it as a toilet?

I don't know what that was about. Now she got up, but left her nest behind. I don't know whether to be offended that she got up and switched seats to get away from me or concerned that it's because she left me a present.

[Rorschach]

Picked up the pile with a couple of cafe menus, but didn't know what to do with it. Stuffed it in the next seat in a quick panic. It was seemingly dry. Smells like shit still. Some dude sat down as I was typing. Didn't have time to warn him. Too late. He's already skunked. Seemed rather displeased. I don't even care that he thinks I'm the source of that rank fragrance. Bastard got up and took the first available seat. I wanted that seat! Saw his bag; guess he's in the navy. Dude just experienced chemical warfare and doesn't realize it.

Had the opportunity to move again, but homeless lady beat me to the seat. She's nuking the whole business class car. Genius. I ain't even mad if that was her plan the whole time. Stick it to the man, lady. wait is that terrorism? Did I just encourage terrorism? I blame the stank! It changes your thoughts! Makes you bitter! She's patient zero!

[squicken]

I really had no idea how much Progressive was pushing Flo as a spokeswoman. We were really ahead of the curve on that. Well at least some of us. She is damn sexy and apparently America agrees

[Talon]

Would you rather?
A) Flo
B) Here We Go
C) Saved by Zero

[wienke]

The best experience I've ever had travelling was taking an Amtrak crazy as it sounds.

Worst experience was a Greyhound bus from Maine to Arkansas. Never again.

[Talon]

Jesus. You're from Maine and went to school in Arkansas? What the hell?

[Rorschach]

:) new seat. not long left, but I feel better. Think I might be a little skunked, though. Can't wait to shower for five hours. So much for early bed!