NintendoGal
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(05-14-2012, 10:03 AM)

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#101

If you like jellyfish, you're going straight to hell!
Anteater
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#102

I like jellyfish with soy sauce and wasabi
Platy
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Originally Posted by shidoshi: View Post
How I can tell I'm not quite awake yet: I read this as "I love to eat sea food with testicles..."

shidoshi: "Excuse me?
Platy: "You know, like octopus? Testicles?"
shidoshi: "Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Big Difference."


One of the best underated gems of wiiware just got much better xD

I love how nothing that can be considered sea food have testicles.

Originally Posted by NintendoGal: View Post
If you like jellyfish, you're going straight to hell!
Leviticus 11:9
'Of all that lives in the waters of the seas and rivers, you may eat anything that has fins and scales.'

Leviticus 11:10
'But anything in the seas or rivers that does not have fins and scales, regard as an abomination. Do not eat their meat and regard their carcasses as an abomination.'

So ... yeah xD
Crunched
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(05-14-2012, 02:31 PM)

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#104

I don't understand this thread.
Clevinger
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(05-14-2012, 02:32 PM)

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Originally Posted by Crunched: View Post
I don't understand this thread.
Jellyfish.
Banana Kid
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#106

I got stung by shitloads of jellyfish once when I was a kid. I was just floating in the ocean, having a good time, and suddenly my legs were on fire.

So, I'm not going anywhere near jellyfish in any form. Fuck those things.
morningbus
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Originally Posted by Banana Kid: View Post
I got stung by shitloads of jellyfish once when I was a kid. I was just floating in the ocean, having a good time, and suddenly my legs were on fire.

So, I'm not going anywhere near jellyfish in any form. Fuck those things.
Not even for revenge?

Then the jellyfish have already won.
Fancy Corndog
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#108

Originally Posted by Degen: View Post
Netflix-exclusive TV shows
Oh yeah, I heard about the new AD season being exclusive to Netflix. I assume we're going to have a big OT thread for that right?
ReBurn
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#109

I was viciously attacked by a jellyfish as a child. I refuse to eat them, but I'm willing to kill them.
Wiggum2007
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Has anyone ever ate stonefish?

I almost became an amputee when I got stung by one in the leg and it turned into a major infection.

I want my revenge.
Gambit
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#111

ignoring the jellyfish discussion for now, Obama is rocking that gaylo.
morningbus
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Originally Posted by Gambit: View Post
ignoring the jellyfish discussion for now, Obama is rocking that gaylo.
mods ban this man for derailing the thread
Tideas
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#113

Originally Posted by morningbus: View Post
mods ban this man for derailing the thread
ban this man for back-seat modding!
morningbus
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Originally Posted by Tideas: View Post
ban this man for back-seat modding!
if i'm going down you're coming with me you sonofabitch.
AbsoluteZero
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#115

Jellyfish isn't terrible, but it's probably my least-liked of the foods that come from the sea.

I'm joking, I've never eaten jellyfish.
Salacious Crumb
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#116

I don't like it. It's unnatural and it shouldn't be legal.
massoluk
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Ate jelly fish all the times. It doesn't really have any taste, but my co-worker really dig it for some reasons, so he always orders it when we go out for Chinese foods. I just stick with crispy pork intestine, pig blood pudding soup while our female co-worker is convinced that chicken feet will make her skin prettier.
marrec
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I tried Jellyfish back in College. We were all pretty drunk and I don't remember too much, but I know that it wasn't my thing. Never really tried it since then and don't have a want too. I guess if I was drunk enough and with the right person they could convince me.
Banana Kid
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Originally Posted by morningbus: View Post
Not even for revenge?

Then the jellyfish have already won.
I'll buy a bucket of jellyfish and then dump them all in the trash, just to make sure more jellyfish have to die.

But I am not eating them.
Wes
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Originally Posted by marrec: View Post
I tried Jellyfish back in College. We were all pretty drunk and I don't remember too much, but I know that it wasn't my thing. Never really tried it since then and don't have a want too. I guess if I was drunk enough and with the right person they could convince me.
Bentendo
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Originally Posted by EschatonDX: View Post
that cover is real?
Yeah it actually is. I can't believe it either. I mean... come on, Jellyfish?
bengraven
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I just can't handle fishy taste. I grew up fishing for crappy little bullheads in small muddy streams and the horrid smells, even before they got out of the water, sullied me forever.

I can handle commercially breaded fish where they artificially destroy all the healthy bits and make the fish taste like nothing...I like THAT.
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#123

Not a vertebrate? No sale.
ActStriker
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#124

Jellyfish are delicious.
see5harp
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#125

Jellyfish is fucking delicious. I feel sorry for people whose parents never exposed them to a variety of food. If you eat your meat well done or avoid seafood, I would never be able to respect you as a person.
Window
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Originally Posted by Mutanthands: View Post
"Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?
Antoninus: When I have them, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat jellyfish?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of jellyfish to be immoral?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.
Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both jellyfish and oysters."
Amazing (also I could not tell at all in the film that it was Anthony Hopkins dubbing for Olivier, only found out later).
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#127

Originally Posted by Clevinger: View Post
Jellyfish.
But is it a euphemism or are people actually talking about jellyfish

Is it 50/50

What is going on
polyh3dron
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#128

Hell, if Bill Clinton was supposedly the first Black President (?!) I'm ok with this.

Oh and also, I personally am against eating Jellyfish, but my views on this are evolving.
the_painted_bird
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#129

Guys, we're overfishing the oceans and jellyfish are filling in the gaps, no lie. Disgusting.
bangladesh
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#130

I don't like jellyfish
They're not a fish
They're just a blob
They dont have eyes, fins or scales like a cod
They float about blind, stingin people in the seas
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas
Get rid of em

-- Karl Pilkington
RJT
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Originally Posted by Mutanthands: View Post
"Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?
Antoninus: When I have them, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat jellyfish?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of jellyfish to be immoral?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.
Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both jellyfish and oysters."
Bravo, my good sir!
The Abominable Snowman
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#132

Had Jellyfish before. Its like overboiled cabbage thats been cooked with fish. No thanks.

Now, as controversial as this may sound, I had cat before and its not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. I think we're ready for cat.
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Originally Posted by bangladesh: View Post
I don't like jellyfish
They're not a fish
They're just a blob
They dont have eyes, fins or scales like a cod
They float about blind, stingin people in the seas
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas
Get rid of em

-- Karl Pilkington
It would be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle
SquiddyCracker
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#134

I'm a vegetablist but I could give jellyfish a try on the grounds of it not having a brain.
That's the excuse I use for eating oysters :p
Beerman462
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#135

Jellyfish could be a good source of protein for food replicators...believe
GitarooMan
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#136

Had some a few years ago when I was at a Chinese restaurant in Japan. Let's just say I'm not a fan.
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Originally Posted by massoluk: View Post
our female co-worker is convinced that chicken feet will make her skin prettier.
It's got a lot of collagen in it, which is supposedly good to keep your skin nice and firm.

I've eaten chicken feet. Good stuff. I eat a lot of things.
Bay Maximus
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#138

A potentially interesting thread down the drain. The jellyfish joke is funny and all but let's actually talk about the real cover; what are Colin Powell's rules to live by?
Prez
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#139

I read some of the comments, ruined my day.
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Originally Posted by Bay Maximus: View Post
A potentially interesting thread down the drain. The jellyfish joke is funny and all but let's actually talk about the real cover; what are Colin Powell's rules to live by?
Rule 1: Eat jellyfish

Rule 2: behuhu the rub hive
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Originally Posted by SquiddyBiscuit: View Post
I'm a vegetablist but I could give jellyfish a try on the grounds of it not having a brain.
That's the excuse I use for eating oysters :p
Fruit doesn't have brains either
Karak
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Originally Posted by Amir0x: View Post
i hate all seafood, except once I had a swordfish wrap I could stomach, so I'm going to assume jellyfish tastes just as disgusting as every seafood I've ever eaten.

I can't even take the SMELL of seafood, it makes me sick to my stomach
My father owned a family fishplant for the first 20 years of my life. 18 years after he sold it I still haven't had any seafood since. The smell is death.
A Pretty Panda
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Most restaurants I go to that serve this do have a fishy smell,, they have those dirty fish tanks for some reason. The smell is pretty weak though so it's not that bad.

Chinese supermarkets on the other hand are foul. Don't go inside one.
Dyno
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You know who might have enjoyed jellyfish? James Buchanan. He was Americas first real gay president so I like to think he had an open mind when it came to new things.
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Hmm, didn't know they served jellyfish. Judging by the plate in the OP, it doesn't look half bad, either. Looks sort of like squid? That said, I'll try almost anything at least once.
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#146

Obama isn't gay.
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Originally Posted by see5harp: View Post
Jellyfish is fucking delicious. I feel sorry for people whose parents never exposed them to a variety of food. If you eat your meat well done or avoid seafood, I would never be able to respect you as a person.
I am the same way though I won't disrespect people who choose not to eat meat or seafood if they are vegetarian or vegan.
Bay Maximus
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Originally Posted by Alligatorjandro: View Post
Obama isn't gay.
Most Muslims aren't.
massoluk
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#149

Why is some random African American dude on the cover anyway and not the Jellyfish?
Buckethead
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#150

Eww. Outer glow.

That cover wasn't designed by a gay guy.