[Ezalc]

The power to lock threads.

Bullshit, you'd probably want a superpower like the ability to fap twice as hard.

[Claude]

The power to shoot webs.

[RangersFan]

probably anything that has to due with athleticism, speed, strength, etc. it would make my every day life so much more fun. working out would be better, playing hockey in my beer league i would own, playing pickup basketball in the park and pwning. plus your metabolism would theoretically be much higher and all the activity so you would get to eat more and eat whatever you want without gaining weight. so pretty much like spider-man powers i guess. super strength, speed, agility, stamina, plus spidey sense, wall climbing, no web shooters as those probably wouldn't be practical anyways irl

[VegaNine]

Huh. A movie ending this way seems like something worth exploring.

There's an episode of the Twilight Zone called, "A Kind of a Stopwatch" (1963) that might interest you.

Edit: There also seems to be a similar episode from the Twilight Zone reboot series, "A Little Peace and Quiet" (1985).

[Izick]

There's an episode of the Twilight Zone called, "A Kind of a Stopwatch" (1963) that might interest you.

But I had time now!....wait, wrong one.

[smurfx]

i'd like kizaru's powers.

[Ryaaan14]

Invisibility of course. Free flights. Free hotels. Free movies. Free concerts. Women's locker rooms. Etc.

And if you didn't want to go that route, be the perfect robber and be rich.

[jdogmoney]

That's when you teleport into like the middle of a sports game, or onto the stage of a live TV show. Remember, no matter how fast you run, you can't just run through a wall or door...unless you also have super strength or something.

Speed force speedsters can vibrate their molecules at the right frequency to phase through solid matter.

There's a reason I draw a distinction between super-speed and the speed force. Superman has super speed. The Flash can (and has) outrun instant teleportation.

[Escape Goat]

Prep time

[Parallax]

Reality warping. I want it all

[Poyunch]

Invisibility of course. Free flights. Free hotels. Free movies. Free concerts. Women's locker rooms. Etc. And if you didn't want to go that route, be the perfect robber and be rich.

Heat detectors, man.

[balddemon]

1. Teleportation
2. Invisibility
3. X-Ray Vision

In that order.

Or the effects of NZT without the side effects or addiction.

[-Pyromaniac-]

Mind control. Can get anything you want with it and it'd just be fun as hell. You could do some good with it as well.

[Poyunch]

Mind control. Can get anything you want with it and it'd just be fun as hell. You could do some good with it as well.

Eventually you'd become a psychopath since social ticks would mean nothing to you.

[Escape Goat]

Eventually you'd become a psychopath since social ticks would mean nothing to you.

A psychopath eh?

[Cuban Legend]

Time manipulation > all.

Came here to post this.


YOU COULD DO ANYTHING!!!

[Ryaaan14]

Mind control. Can get anything you want with it and it'd just be fun as hell. You could do some good with it as well.

Yeah, would become drunk with power after a day. Basically an IRL console command.

[shanshan310]

Teleportation.

There are a lot of places I want to go/ live, but there are also a lot of people I don't want to leave behind. I've already moved around a lot, and I'd like to be able to more easily access friends/ family/ places/ food/ language/ study.

[Izick]

Speed force speedsters can vibrate their molecules at the right frequency to phase through solid matter. There's a reason I draw a distinction between super-speed and the speed force. Superman has super speed. The Flash can (and has) outrun instant teleportation.

I'm believe you, but that's just dumb. If teleportation is instant, then how can someone possibly outrun it?

[jdogmoney]

I'm believe you, but that's just dumb. If teleportation is instant, then how can someone possibly outrun it?

Yup. That's the speed force for you.

[Sean]

That's when you teleport into like the middle of a sports game, or onto the stage of a live TV show. Remember, no matter how fast you run, you can't just run through a wall or door...unless you also have super strength or something.

Good point, you've convinced me. It seems like there are no real flaws or weaknesses with teleportation. Kind of overpowered now that I think about it.

[Bo]

Shapeshifting. I'd use it to be in the know on anything worth knowing, dismantle my foes from a position of complete security and anonymity, among other things.

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

If it's in a world where you all have superpowers as well, I want the ability to negate powers. I know someone would go crazy or evil, I'd just strip their powers away and take them down with a baseball bat.

If not... probably teleportation, assuming there isn't the potential for getting your bits scrambled up. Invulnerability + flight would be cool.

[Poyunch]

Good point, you've convinced me. It seems like there are no real flaws or weaknesses with teleportation. Kind of overpowered now that I think about it.

Well you could teleport into a wall or solid structure. That might not be pleasant.

[Hawkian]

There's an episode of the Twilight Zone called, "A Kind of a Stopwatch" (1963) that might interest you. Edit: There also seems to be a similar episode from the Twilight Zone reboot series, "A Little Peace and Quiet" (1985).

Thank you for this. I fucking LOVE the Twilight Zone.

[Moppet13]

I would like to know what everybody thinks of me and why. I can then proceed to mind fuck them.

[balddemon]

I would like to know what everybody thinks of me and why. I can then proceed to mind fuck them.

ooo speaking of fucking, i want the power of seduction. also to be good at sex

[KevinCow]

Super strength.

I know it's not really the most useful superpower this day and age. But hey, I'd be able to pick up cars and Hulk jump places. It would be the most fun for me.

[TheKaeptain]

SPEEDFORCE FOR LIFE!

[Fetts_Jets]

Density control.

It has multiple applications: flight, intangibility, pressure control, enanched durability, super strength, super speed, and invulnerability.

I'd totally fight crime.

[Finaika]

Bone claws

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Invincibility/Immortality.

Would be sad to see everyone day but seeing where this world/race is going would be awesome.

[plainr_]

Teleportation. If not, ability to shape shift.

[ryutaro's mama]

Persuasion.

BEST power is BEST.

[IrrelevantNotch]

Can I use my telekinesis to fly like in Chronicle? Because if so that.

[the_log_ride]

That's when you teleport into like the middle of a sports game, or onto the stage of a live TV show. Remember, no matter how fast you run, you can't just run through a wall or door...unless you also have super strength or something.

Whelp some others have already covered it.

My pick is speedforce. You can think, read, and learn at high speed as well.

[Toki767]

Teleportation sounds like the most harmless one to have, but I feel like it'd just make me incredibly lazy in the end.

Telekinesis sounds like the most fun one though.

[DTJAAAAM]

Telepathy.

[EviLore]

Healing. The ability to heal others and myself. With that kind of power I could help people and constantly renew my own body to live extra long (and still have the option of dying 'naturally' if I decided that forever is too long). Just thinking of all that extra time to read books makes me happy. :D

You'd need to stay incognito about it or find yourself locked in a cage underground with wars being fought over you (I guess you'd be able to read a lot of books still though!). You'd have to pick and choose how you want to influence the world, if at all, drop by silently with random acts of kindness, help out loved ones, etc. Even then, if you healed high profile people you'd probably be figured out eventually, unless you could do it at range and not just up close of course, in which case none of that really applies if you're vaguely discreet.

I like it, though. Being able to heal your wounds at will is in many ways cooler than being outright invulnerable, since invulnerability takes some of the excitement and adventure out of life (plus there's the chance your invulnerable ass falls into a crevasse...). And being able to heal people I care about, that kind of sounds a lot better than any mainly self-centered superpower, TBH. Fuck off, cancer!

[sarcastor]

mind control is the best, cause you can get away with anything. all the money you want, free to do anything, explore, have rampant sex, go see the world.

teleportation - sure i can teleport to a desert island, but i can just charter a plane and bang models on the way there. why would you be in a rush to do anything or get anywhere?

telekinesis - moving shit with your mind? to what purpose? rob banks? lift up skirts?

running really fast - i'm not that much of a hurry

immortality/self regeneration - someone's gonna catch on that you're not aging and you're gonna get in trouble. probably end up getting dissected by some government

superpower - see immortality.

invisibility - you're gonna get run over by a bus.

x-ray vision - really? you want to see through walls or through women's dresses?

The only other thing better is superintelligence, like Forge. You can just invent shit to help the world, feed the poor, clean up the environment, make you rich AND get you laid.

[Mr Nash]

Telekinesis. The thought of tossing big rigs and 747s around with my mind is titillating.

[IrrelevantNotch]

mind control is the best, cause you can get away with anything. all the money you want, free to do anything, explore, have rampant sex, go see the world.

I've never seen rape put in such a positive light.

[foodtaster]

if not the best power (see first post) then probability manipulation. life can't get more fun than that.

[Maddocks]

I've never seen rape put in such a positive light.

but you tell people they are willing, you have the power to do so!

[Kangi]

Ghostliness, in other words, invisibility/intangibility.

Failing that since it's sort of a combination of powers, teleportation.

[Moppet13]

but you tell people they are willing, you have the power to do so!

YOU WILL CONSENT!

[Log4Girlz]

I would love the power of a holodeck in my mind. I can escape totally into my mind and have a perfect accurate simulation of any reality. Fake, but absolutely accurate. I somehow wind up in jail? No worries, I'm good. Bad day at work? No worries, I'm good. Being tortured? No worries I'm good. Sexual fantasies will be amazing.

Anyway, If that's too odd, I've always thought Colossus has cool powers. I can be my normal human self, but when I need to, welp, I'm pretty much a god. Or how about Thor, does he count? Be normal until I need to become godly and I whip out my hammer and get all them cool weather powers and space flight.

[Bombadil]

Transforming into whoever Olivia Wilde is dating at the moment.

[Professor Beef]

Flight. Sure, it's slower than teleportation, but I would miss seeing the sights as I travel.

Either that or Intuitive Aptitude, so I could show up at SuperGAF Meetups and get some knowledge.

[Horse Detective]

I would like to be a jumper.