[ChuyMasta]

-Middle School (home schooled) -High School (home schooled) -College (lazy) -Sex (home schooled) -Girl Friend (home schooled)

SOOOO....Sex with mom/dad? Or sister/brother

As for me.

Never broken a bone
Never been in a hospital
Never had a tooth removed.
Haven't traveled outside of the the continent
Havent had kids...yet
I don't have female friends right now. After college it was just...puff. The only female I come in contact with is my fiance.

Never been in a concert either
Never done drugs, not even weed.
Never been mugged


hhhm. I'll keep checking this thread.

[Zekes!]

Never been drunk
Never been high
Haven't been to college
Haven't been overseas

[distantmantra]

I noticed that a lot of people have never flown in a plane. I can't imagine that.

[Mammoth Jones]

Never broke a bone.
Never been beat up.
Never been in a car accident.

[Arjen]

After reading trough the replies, all I can think of is breaking a bone.

[wormstrangler]

I wouldn't even know how to pop corn. I have no idea how it's prepared.

You buy microwave popcorn and press 4 buttons on your microwave.

2.3.0.Start

What about the mash? Why haven't you had mash before?

[CitizenCope]

Driving manual .....

This and never breaking a bone in 40+years despite being very active.

[frequency]

You buy microwave popcorn and press 4 buttons on your microwave. 2.3.0.Start

If I can find some cheap pre-prepared popcorn that I can just heat up in a microwave, I may give it a try.

What about the mash? Why haven't you had mash before?

I don't really cook with potatoes. And I never really ate potatoes growing up. I don't really feel much about the taste but I don't hate it or anything. The only time I cook with potatoes is making curry.

I've seen people eat mashed potatoes and it looks kind of gross. It looks like an ointment cream or something.

I would try it though if I had the chance. I just don't really go to the type of restaurants that would serve it and I don't really want to buy potatoes to try making it myself.

[SalsaShark]

I didn't fly until I was... 24? It was horrifying and I had a panic/anxiety attack before, during, and after I had boarded.

I'll probably fly this year and there's moments where i feel i'll be scared shitless and have some kind of acid reflux and other times where i think im being silly and i'll actually enjoy it.

You'll hear back from this.

[distantmantra]

I think my first commercial flight was at six months old from Seattle to Baltimore. Flew a ton when I was little going to Europe, Israel, etc. and I now fly at least 2-3 times a year. Completely second nature to me at this point.

[monsterfracas]

I'm 18 and don't have a driver's license. I've only driven a handful of times
Never been drunk/high
Never been arrested
Didn't go to any of my high school proms (hung out with friends instead)

[danwarb]

Never clogged a toilet.

[G-Fex]

never had a relationship with someone
never been to a party
never drove on the freeway
never went out of town
never been to a concert
never been to a coffee shop
never been to a pool
never went drinking with friends
never been to a bar
never been to a club

[Spiffy_1st]

...

I was about to post some depressing stuff, but I see I don't have to. Never been outside of your own town? Seriously?

[Kitsunebaby]

Had a few relationships but haven't had sex yet. Hell, I've probably gotten farther with girls than I have with guys.

I refused to go to prom. Prom cost $120 and was basically homecoming with shitty food and a chocolate fountain. Not to mention the price of a dress.

Never broken a bone.

[Claude]

Is this OT2 for the Depression thread, because that's what it feels like. :(

:(

[StriKeVillain]

Never got a speeding ticket.

[Ace Harding]

Never been called for jury duty (30 YO)
Never been in a real fight
Never broken a bone
Never been arrested
Never received a speeding ticket
Never been fired
Never been hunting
Never seen Casablanca

Edit:

never had a relationship with someone never been to a party never drove on the freeway never went out of town never been to a concert never been to a coffee shop never been to a pool never went drinking with friends never been to a bar never been to a club

Dude - Can you drive? At least drive to the nearest freeway and drive to the closest major city for the day. Find a coffee shop and have a coffee. Walk into a bar and order a beer. That takes care of four of those things in just a few hours!

2nd edit: Why don't we all resolve to cross one thing off of our list that doesn't involve getting hurt or arrested. I will watch Casablanca this weekend. G-Fex will go to a coffee shop (maybe in another town). Fugu will drink a Coke. Then report back.

[Fugu]

I've never drank coke.
I've never had a one-night stand.

Both of those are by choice; coke just seems thoroughly unappealing to me (although to be fair I don't know what it tastes like) and I took a girl back to my apartment once and I was like "you're too drunk to be doing this" and I guess I realized that I'm not a sex-without-love kind of person.

[Etrian Oddity]

-Middle School (home schooled) -High School (home schooled) -College (lazy) -Sex (home schooled) -Girl Friend (home schooled)

Except for the bolded, you are my doppleganger.

-Broken bone
-Wisdom teeth (yay for evolution)
-Football (a rite of passage in Texas)
-A legitimate fight

[aktham]

No smoking
No illegal drugs (rarely use legal drugs, as I rarely get sick)
Never married
No kids
Never been arrested
No tickets (except a few parking tickets)
No accidents that were my fault

[sixteen-bit]

I have never seen snow.

Never got a speeding ticket.

Neither have I, despite being pulled over like 4 times.

[Mr_Zombie]

Never been drunk. Even slightly. My self-control is too strong. :(

[hyp3rlink]

Shaving.

[ameratsu]

Girlfriend
Living in an apartment
A decent paying, permanent job with benefits

[Napoleonthechimp]

Weight loss thread and fitness thread, ahoy!

I've lost most of the weight but after all those years I've simply gotten used to the way things are. That doesn't mean it will stay that way but it is difficult to interact with girls at my age when I don't know anything, which is why I often do nothing now that girls are showing more of an interest in me.

[Lizard with a ladder]

Never ate Sushi. Not really into seafood.

[Alucrid]

never had a relationship with someone never been to a party never drove on the freeway never went out of town never been to a concert never been to a coffee shop never been to a pool never went drinking with friends never been to a bar never been to a club

fuck bro, get someone on gaf and you can probably knock out 9/10 of them in one night.

[Casp0r]

I've never clapped along with a song in unison with other people.

I feel incredibly embarrassed and awkward when it starts and generally try to ignore it.

[Alligatorjandro]

Never got detention or suspended from school

Never got chased by a goose

[Raptomex]

gone clubbing. no interest.

Same. I don't drink. That's about it I guess.

[Jay Sosa]

Love :(

I'm totally serious. I had a few crushes but nothing that qualifies as love (imho)

never had a relationship with someone never been to a party never drove on the freeway never went out of town never been to a concert never been to a coffee shop never been to a pool never went drinking with friends never been to a bar never been to a club

You're in a coma?

Having a best friend

Oh, and this. Have a few good friends but no one I can really talk about personal stuff to

gone clubbing. no interest.

You didn't miss much. At least if you're not a good looking dude.

[Blue Ninja]

After reading trough the replies, all I can think of is breaking a bone.

Same here. That, and I've never been stung by a bee or wasp either.

[Kitsunebaby]

I'll add never been in love to mine. Forgot about that one.

[Almond]

Whelp... I don't care if you're a guy or a girl, i'd kiss you just to get that checked off the list. I hope you're just a young teen!

I'll take your offer. Nah, I'm just an extremely shy and awkward, average/plain looking 25 year old female :(

[LegendofJoe]

never had a relationship with someone never been to a party never drove on the freeway never went out of town never been to a concert never been to a coffee shop never been to a pool never went drinking with friends never been to a bar never been to a club

Where do you live and how old are you? If you live anywhere close to me I'll help you get started on whittling down this list.

[Tyeforce]

I've never seen a Star Wars movie. Does that count? lol

[Deified Data]

I've never...

• Smoked weed
• Gone to a strip club
• Broken a bone
• Had a bad break-up
• Had health insurance

[Verelios]

I've never watched a full hockey game.

I entirely skipped west side stories and withering heights all through high school/college and now (I did watch the movie for awhile of the latter, but decided it wasn't worth it- which it wasn't).

I've never gotten contacts or glasses. Never took a suppository, and have not gotten a colon check up although I probably really, really should be getting to it soon. But I wont.

[peace in palestine]

.

[Goya]

Never eaten any sort of meat besides fish, chicken, turkey, beef, pork, and shrimp. I may have eaten crabs and clams, don't remember.

[Nevasleep]

Never been on a lad's holiday.
Never visited a girlfriend's parent's house.

[Borgnine]

Pokemon. I'm still not entirely sure if it's some sort of cartoon or just a video game or both, I haven't seen or played either. I have a vague idea of what a Pokemon is, there are many varieties.

[Nevasleep]

Pokemon. I'm still not entirely sure if it's some sort of cartoon or just a video game or both, I haven't seen or played either. I have a vague idea of what a Pokemon is, there are many varieties.

How old are you?
Pokemon Blue or Red....choose one.

[Al-ibn Kermit]

I've lost most of the weight but after all those years I've simply gotten used to the way things are. That doesn't mean it will stay that way but it is difficult to interact with girls at my age when I don't know anything, which is why I often do nothing now that girls are showing more of an interest in me.

Now it makes sense why you thought Neil Strauss's book (The Game) made so much sense. You just have to talk to them like people. Especially at your age, they don't bullshit so much.

[dragonlife]

Pokemon. I'm still not entirely sure if it's some sort of cartoon or just a video game or both, I haven't seen or played either. I have a vague idea of what a Pokemon is, there are many varieties.

Maybe I'll lend you my DS and Pokemon games so you can play while you watch my anus wink at you.

[FStop7]

Never played any pokemans

[Goya]

I've never played a lot of popular/classic videogames (MGS and Final Fantasy come to mind). But I have played Pokemon!

[samus i am]

I've never done any illegal drugs. That makes it tough when I date people that smoke. I'm not against it so I tell them do whatever you want, but no, I will not be joining in.

[bengraven]

Someone mentioned blowjobs.

For some reason, I have never been able to come from a blowjob. Even the fucking amazing ones from girl's with tongue piercings.