[CHEEZMO™]

I think it's the implicit "non-stop" that's going over your head. .....On the other hand, it is Cheezmo.

My post was directed at the person in the quote (as well as a general statement), not Ronito :p

[ronito]

I'm a 21yo virgin who pretends to hate anime/manga GAF, yet I visit those threads frequently. I also occasionally visit Furry-GAF for the art.

Uh-huh, "for the art". Totally believe you.

[Trigger]

lol, subbed. This thread will deliver for sure.

[Taco_Human]

Fucked my girlfriend so hard a few nights ago she couldn't take it anymore. I made her orgasm multiple times and her vagina was swollen or poofy or something by the time she told me to pull out.

Feels good man. Prior to the sexing it came in her mouth so that's probably why I lasted.

[ronito]

I am StealthName.

Yay?

[PenguinPoacher]

Nothing wrong with some butt-pokin during your fun time. Insecure people don't know what they be missing out on.

creepy jack nicholson.gif

[ronito]

The last night that I saw my ex-girlfriend we had sex. We hadn't see each other before that in nearly two years but I was and still am madly in love with her. The condom broke. Even though she didn't get pregnant I wish she had just so that I would still be in her life. I don't ever want children.

Dude that's just depressing.

[ronito]

I have a coworker who I found out attempted to sexually assault another coworker at an informal post work get together. Twice I’ve been to his place at odd hours and slashed his tires and keyed his car. I’m thinking about shitting in it.

Do it! And send pictures!

[ronito]

i cut my genitals routinely. i like pain. a lot.

I gotta tell you, your email address made this twice as funny.

[CHEEZMO™]

I gotta tell you, your email address made this twice as funny.

Wanna say this is Timedog.

[ronito]

Another confession. I let this guy T, who I don’t especially like, put a naked photo of his sister as jerk off material. Backstory. T has a sister G, who goes to college within driving distance of our city. G see my friend J on the down low. J and I are pretty close. J has a computer hooked up to his flatscreen and people just hop on it whenever. He has a folder on his desktop called “Hot Girls.” Now G, has a banging body. And I know J has taken many naked photos of her, a lot of them do not have her face in them. One day T was there looking at photos in the Hot Girls folder, and he was commenting and stuff, taking photos he liked and putting them into a folder for compression and email or something. Well, he came to one photo of G spread eagle and leaning back. Couldn’t see her face, but could her everything else. T goes “Hot damn, this is best looking real girl here. I’m definitely gonna take this. Oh shit, you have more! I’m taking them all!” J and I looked at each other in horror. T is singing himself a little “Imma jack it so hard later” song. Had I liked him more, or even at all, I would have said something. But I didn’t. I guess I couldn’t have without selling J out.

Now you, you I like.

[Copernicus]

Now you, you I like.

That's a repeat confession I think.

I remember it from another confession thread.

[ronito]

This is not for GAF...please do not post that. You can post this. I have paid under $1000 to have sex with 3 different adult film stars. I took video with iphone. And I keep the video in with other downloaded videos of them and have them categorized by folder. For memory purpose. Makes things interesting sometimes.

Oh man, come on. You should let me post that.

Anyway, is this a stealth brag post? "Under $1000?"

[ronito]

OK I'll just say it. I hate furries. Like hate them to death. For some reason I also think they are as bad as pedophiles. I don't know why I think this way I just do. Furries make me sick. Sorry to all furries that read this.

Oh come on big boy, how could you say that?

[CHEEZMO™]

The usernames running through my head...

[ronito]

I have masturbated to pics of GirlGAFfers. Repeatedly.

Now this I just don't get. I have female friends that are always like "I don't wanna post my pics online. I don't want anyone fapping to them!"

And I'm always like "Bitch please, it's 2012. We have streaming HD porn. It takes a lot more than a still pic of some fully clothed girl to get guys off."

Then you hear something like this. I'm betting it's fake just to get girlgaf's attention.

[Bombadil]

I once had a huge crush on a girl in high school. From the first day of high school when I was fourteen to graduation day at seventeen, I was enamored with this young woman.

Prom was on the 28th of May, in 2008. I wanted to ask her to the prom but I couldn't work up the courage. A friend of mine knew I liked her and told her, and he then told me that she was waiting on me to ask her. But I didn't. The day came and I was visibly upset and so was she, I think. But by that time she had accepted the proposal of another young man, who was taller than I and arguably a great deal more handsome and athletic.

But, my friend was going to have an after-prom party at his house and I was the one who was responsible for bringing the drinks. I drove home on the day of prom to clean out the trunk of my car so I could have room for the alcoholic beverages. But this is what happened. As I was waiting for my apartment building gate to open so I could enter the parking area and clean out my trunk, a jackass dope head hooligan who I and my building friends always avoided turned the corner and saw me in my car. This was the first week that I had a car, I had just gotten my license. He ran over to me and asked me for a ride to his "job." I knew he was bullshitting and just wanted a ride to his dealer, but I couldn't say "no."

So he got in the car and I drove him up a busy street in mid-day traffic. Like a fool, I was distracted by my misery and rear-ended a Lexus SUV. So me and the Lexus drove into a plaza parking lot to exchange insurance info. And this dumbass pothead gets out of the car, shakes the hand of the other driver, and immediately asks, "Are you Turkish or are you Jewish?" I felt so embarrassed. My car was totaled but the SUV only incurred cosmetic damage on the bumper.

I didn't even call my mom first, I called a trusted friend of mine who know of this idiot. I didn't want to tell my mom that I got into an accident on account of driving that idiot to his "job," so I told her I was in that area because I was looking to buy pants. To this day, she doesn't know, and because of my idiocy several things happened.

1) My mom had to repair the car and sell it, which caused her a lot of stress.
2) She had to deal with the driver outside of the insurance in order to avoid the rate hike. She paid 900 bucks just to repair scratched paint on the bumper.
3) And this is the worst of it all, I was unable to go to the after-party. If I had, I'd be hailed a hero for being the guy who brought the booze (a la Superbad). But it didn't happen.

On graduation day, June 19, the girl I loved all those years was bitter because I still hadn't asked her out.

To this day, I still love her.

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I worry that if I bought I buffalo costume, I would wear it more than just Halloween.

I mean, I already wore that damn Tigger costume out in public to non-Halloween events.

As far as my last ex. I failed her by not convincing her that I loved her. I regret that. And I miss her taut body.

[ronito]

When I was younger I was very horny. I used to draw naked pics of Iron Man with him having a huge schlong. My biggest mistake was one day I bought this Greek comic where a bald guy was confronted by his secretary and she got nude, and he got horny and they started fucking. That same day, I started to seduce my male cousin because I was so horny (same age). I got to the point where I got myself to rub my crotch on his thighs. My mom caught me, and she threw me on the floor and started beating the sht out of me with a hanger. That's when every horny feeling I had was simply channeled to simple masturbation.

[Mike M]

Hey, I have a confession too! Dinner tonight was delicious!

Dick move! : )

[Horse Detective]

OK I'll just say it. I hate furries. Like hate them to death. For some reason I also think they are as bad as pedophiles. I don't know why I think this way I just do. Furries make me sick. Sorry to all furries that read this.

It would be amazing to know who this is lol

[ronito]

3) And this is the worst of it all, I was unable to go to the after-party. If I had, I'd be hailed a hero for being the guy who brought the booze (a la Superbad). But it didn't happen.

Really? That's the worst part?

[Bombadil]

Really? That's the worst part?

No, I guess not. The worst part is not telling the girl how I felt.

[ronito]

I am a 39 year old japanophile. I had never read manga or watched anime until I was 37, and I feel ashamed of how much I love my hobby. I now spend every night and weekend obsessed with it. I am a successful car salesman and have spent over $10,000 the past 2 years building my collection. My house is extremely boring and plain, but I have a single room in the basement filled with everything I love. I have nobody to share any of this with, and I fear what my coworkers would think if they found out. This probably reads like a mess because I am nervous just typing it.

I don't get this "being ashamed of a hobby you love" thing.

If it were football or your car no one would care. Enjoy it. At least you're not a furry or anything like that.

[ronito]

Ok, to keep the hate going I'd like to admit to something I can't fucking stand. Anime. No doubt in my mind that most ppl obsessed with anime have some psychological issues somewhere. Also, that art just sucks. It's a joke. I tried to get into it more than once but I just couldn't take it. Sent from my iPhone

And you know what I hate? I hate jerks with iPhones that don't bother to take off that inane message.

[Trigger]

It would be amazing to know who this is lol

Most of non-furry GAF.

[Horse Detective]

Most of non-furry GAF.

Comparing it to Pedophilia was probably the part that would make someone want to hide their name. I would be fairly embarrassed with myself if I ever posted something like that.

[Atramental]

Looks like CreepyGAF is still alive and well...

[ronito]

Since I'm being more careful this time around (though not *quiet*), I wanted to *confess* that I' m currently posting on Gaf under another nickname than "Sennorin", which was banned without any real justification. I won't go into detail about who I *am*, but if you ever clicked on one of the Wii U-hype-threads, you've probably read some of my postings. So, just wanted to get this out there and let's have a great E3 2012. Eternal Darkness 2 for Wii U and Paper Mario 3DS, gonna be great!

Who the what now?

edit: Arta, has your tag always been like that? Or have I been reading it wrong all this time?

[SickBoy]

No, I guess not. The worst part is not telling the girl how I felt.

I've been happily married for more than a decade and I still think I was an idiot for not pursuing more girls during high school (including some who I knew liked me).

If there was an afterlife I'd like it to be all about being able to go back to what I see as interesting decisions/non decisions in my life (like not asking out Girl X or Girl Y, taking Job X or Y, etc.), just to see what different outcomes would be.

[ronito]

I kinda want to see Battleship...

[CHEEZMO™]

Who the what now? edit: Arta, has your tag always been like that? Or have I been reading it wrong all this time?

You've also been reading his name wrong all this time.

[HamPster PamPster]

I had no idea there was an furry-gaf thread hiding in plain sight over there in the OT Community section

Confessions are entertaining and informative

[ronito]

You've also been reading his name wrong all this time.

and spelling it wrong too

[CHEEZMO™]

I don't mind bagpipes.

[Atramental]

edit: Arta, has your tag always been like that? Or have I been reading it wrong all this time?

Long ago it used be "time to come out the closet"

And shortly after I received the tag I asked for an "of" but I didn't say where to place it... I wanted it to say "time to come out of the closet".

Also, I thought being asked to leave one of the most religious universities in the US would warrant me a new tag but I guess not. Haha.

[CHEEZMO™]

Wait...

When I was younger I was very horny. I used to draw naked pics of Iron Man with him having a huge schlong. My biggest mistake was one day I bought this Greek comic where a bald guy was confronted by his secretary and she got nude, and he got horny and they started fucking. That same day, I started to seduce my male cousin because I was so horny (same age). I got to the point where I got myself to rub my crotch on his thighs. My mom caught me, and she threw me on the floor and started beating the sht out of me with a hanger. That's when every horny feeling I had was simply channeled to simple masturbation.

That you, Dennis?

Edit: vvv Ouch!!

[ronito]

I'm in love with SexyNerd ;_;

Yes we know that already SexyNerd.

[ronito]

I have this small belief that I am going to die of brain cancer by my 23rd birthday even though I have no symptoms. My uncle John passed away days before I was born. I was named after him and every family member who remembers him says I'm exactly like him. I've saved my mom's life at least 15 times in the past two years alone. She's a diabetic and doesn't know how to work her insulin pump. There are nights where I'll come home from bartending and find her on the floor foaming at the mouth. It scares the shit out of me. I think my ex girlfriend is still in love with me and I'm still in love with her, but we're both not where we want to be and neither of us is going to have enough guts to initiate when we work things out for ourselves. I am attracted to almost every girl. Color me horny, but I could honestly find a reason to have sex with most women. This is not why we broke up BTW.

So, if you turn 23 and are still healthy= disappointment?

[viciouskillersquirrel]

I am attracted to almost every girl. Color me horny, but I could honestly find a reason to have sex with most women. This is not why we broke up BTW.

You're in your very early 20s. Having no standards is pretty normal. At your age, potential partners are like Coke, Pepsi, RC Cola etc. You may state a preference to your friends, but if you're being honest, you'll take whatever's on tap.

Wait a little and you'll mellow out a little and grow into yourself. You'll get to know what you like and not.

[Pollux]

Who the what now? edit: Arta, has your tag always been like that? Or have I been reading it wrong all this time?

I knew he was still around. Go read some of the recent pedo threads, and compare them with his old posts. EXACT SAME CRAP Including his strange desires....

[ronito]

I slept with a closeted politician.

What does this even mean? They're a politician and they don't want their parents to know?

[DUFFMCWALIN]

Sub'd. Great thread ronito.

[whitehawk]

What does this even mean? They're a politician and they don't want their parents to know?

Closeted = haven't come out as gay

[ronito]

Closeted = haven't come out as gay

lol I thought the closeted thing was about them being a politician.

[G-Fex]

Oh come on big boy, how could you say that?

damn, I wonder if her youtube channel is still up.

[Invisible Man]

Yes we know that already SexyNerd.

Hey, I'm not that self-absorbed.

I'm in love with SexyNerd ;_;

Hmm. I wonder if this is who I think it is...

[Like the hat?]

Hey, I'm not that self-absorbed. Hmm. I wonder if this is who I think it is...

;)

[GhaleonEB]

lol I thought the closeted thing was about them being a politician.

I want to know if they were the same sex as said closeted politician. I mean, I assume so, but the note was kind of unclear.

I might send something in tomorrow.

[JokerOfSpades]

Looks like CreepyGAF is still alive and well...

Of course they are. They lurk, Atra. It's what they do.