[Baggatoast]

Subbed!
I miss the creepiest thing you've ever done thread :/

[Ivan A Nguyen]

The added pictures are great. Keep it up.

[shanshan310]

The forum has dozens of "stars", people/personalities that are talked about quite a bit. People have talked about other banned personalities more than her. No need to be jealous, just speak up. My fear over Devo's ban is that other female posters won't speak up as much...but Devo was almost furiously angry, ready to snap at any time for any thing. GAF is fair about letting people speak their mind, just not becoming malevolant about it.

Reading a lot of the responses in some threads makes me pretty angry about things too. I can see why she gets frustrated, having to repeat the same message to an increasingly hostile and not understanding group. Sometimes I worry I'm going the same way. I guess that can be my confession =/ OT is making me a bitter person.

[Double D]

Always loved these threads. So far this seems to be delivering rather well. A mod should get in here and offer a tag to certain confessions if the poster outs themself and ronito can confirm.

[viciouskillersquirrel]

Reading a lot of the responses in some threads makes me pretty angry about things too. I can see why she gets frustrated, having to repeat the same message to an increasingly hostile and not understanding group. Sometimes I worry I'm going the same way. I guess that can be my confession =/ OT is making me a bitter person.

Sometimes Shan, you just have to let go and allow people to be wrong on the Internet. Besides, GAF is mostly male, the busiest posters are mostly young and the very loudest and most bombastic are going to be mostly morons, so chances are if you make it your mission to clean up the place, without the power to ban people, you're going to be doing it forever.

I miss Dragona :'/ Also Red Scarlet. Not ashamed to admit having had Internet crushes on them both.

[The Technomancer]

Wanna say this is Timedog.

Funny, I was thinking you

[Freewheelin']

No need for anonymity for this one. I *hate* a certain GAF poster that many seems to like here. ... Actually, scratch that. Make it two. One of them is a known liar who seemingly has no shame whatsoever even though his disgusting lying attitude has been blown open for everyone to see. Oh, and I really hate someone in the real life to the point where I really hope all the misfortune and death in this world to befall upon that person. Not a positive attitude I realize but it is what it is. Not an earth-shattering confessions I know but meh, whatever.

Is one of these Amirox?

[CHEEZMO™]

Funny, I was thinking you

Not my genitals, man. Other parts of my body, yes, but the only time I let anything vaguely pointy get anywhere near my bits is when I'm doing some grooming.

Hell naw.

[Trigger]

Is one of these Amirox?

That was my guess. It's odd how many people seriously dislike him.

[Solstice]

That was my guess. It's odd how many people seriously dislike him.

He kind of brought it upon himself, in all honesty

[Deified Data]

Sometimes Shan, you just have to let go and allow people to be wrong on the Internet. Besides, GAF is mostly male, the busiest posters are mostly young and the very loudest and most bombastic are going to be mostly morons, so chances are if you make it your mission to clean up the place, without the power to ban people, you're going to be doing it forever. I miss Dragona :'/ Also Red Scarlet. Not ashamed to admit having had Internet crushes on them both.

This is the most important lesson any prospective internet denizen should learn. There are people on the internet with differing opinions and most of them will never change. Accept it ad move on - getting angry is pointless.

[Zeitgeister]

That was my guess. It's odd how many people seriously dislike him.

Have to say I didn't like him as a mod, either (fine as a member, just not as mod). Tricking people into a flamewar (or what seemed to be able to go there in a moments notice) while hanging the red sword of Damocles above their heads is reallly not my idea of a good moderator.

Although picking up on 'bad women drivers' as a ban worthy thing also drives people to throw themselves at the electrified fences, just to see if they're still on. It's really kind of weird behavior that also goes away when the sign that says "danger: electrified fence ahead" is moved, but the fence itself stays.

The weird part being that most people think it's actually fun, despite the pile of dead lemmings. MORE LEMMINGS!

/not so secret nor confession offtopic thing

[ronito]

so yea i stepped on my sister's netbook one night and crushed the screen and when she found out I convinced her to blame herself and I'm still slefish about sharing my laptop with her.

We're all slefish all the time.

[ronito]

When I was thirteen, I agreed to sell an original PSP online. I received a check for my system and cashed it. Although I did intend to mail the system, I kept procrastinating and procrastinating until I found out I was banned from the site where the transaction took place. I still owe some guy a PSP or (now, at least) 180 dollars. It really, really bothers me to the point where I think about it weekly.

Why not just send him a check and be done with it then? Get it off your mind.

[Sentry]

Damn, did he not have the contact info after he was banned from the site or something? That's a pretty shitty thing to do.

[Sadsic]

secret: im one of these confessors! let the games begin

[ronito]

FYI guys, I'm going out of order on the confessions again as I don't wanna post the really racy ones (of which there are a few waiting for posting) where I am. So don't send me nastygrams about me ignoring your confession until later tonight.

[Fox318]

Why not just send him a check and be done with it then? Get it off your mind.

Adjust for Inflation.

[ultron87]

A Vita probably counts as an inflation adjusted PSP at this point.

[ronito]

I voted for TimeDog but I tell people I voted for Blame Space. I didn't know what was going on so I just randomly picked TD. I'm so sorry, Gaf. I'm so so sorry.

LIAR!!

[Angry Fork]

"My new form."

rofl what the hell is this

The regret of not telling someone I admire that I have some feeling toward her before she pass away from an accident. Won't say what happened but can say this. When I found out about it, I literally drop what I was doing and went to the hospital where she was in. She was somewhat alive at that time when I managed to meet her but she didn't live that long because of the injury. I was there with her parents when she pass away in bed latter on the night. Kinda depress still about it as she was someone I was admired to be that time. She help me quite a bit in my life from the good and the bad. In someway she was like an older sisters which I want to have which I don't. Those years are the wonderful time I won't forget and what she teach me during those time, I still use it in my life. Wish she was here still......

Sad, sorry you had to go through this.

[ronito]

My Little Pony superfans really weird me out. Can they please admit that there is something beyond "its a good show" behind the insane size and activity of its fans? There are plenty of other good shows that don't have that level of devotion. Oh and any drawings of human ponies immediately take whoever posted them into creeper territory. Why are they always drawn as attractive young women when the characters in the show are like eight years old?

Why is this art that I'm looking at purely for research purposes always turning me on?

[Angry Fork]

I hope someone explains the Selena Gomez/young Disney girls/young anime girls infatuation and admits the "she's 18" is just a guise to excuse your love for 12 year old faces.

[HamPster PamPster]

secret: im one of these confessors! let the games begin

I kinda want to see Battleship

I want to see it too. The Rundown was a good movie...

[animlboogy]

Reading a lot of the responses in some threads makes me pretty angry about things too. I can see why she gets frustrated, having to repeat the same message to an increasingly hostile and not understanding group. Sometimes I worry I'm going the same way. I guess that can be my confession =/ OT is making me a bitter person.

I have to get myself under control better with this as well. One of my pet peeves on the gaming side is how people seem so removed from the fact that people actually make all these games we play... I got a short ban over one response. It was justified, I was being far too bombastic, but some of the callousness and misinformed perspectives that get repeated over and over drive me up the wall. I find myself learning new perspectives from smart people on this forum all the time, but there is a certain group of usual suspects that are just unrepentantly stupid.

Maybe if I didn't have the mobile app... I end up killing time far too often on here.

[ronito]

Before my girlfriend was dating me she was engaged to a guy who ended up being transgendered. This person is still my gf's best friend. I'm thoroughly in love with my girlfriend, and I probably want to marry her, but I'm worried how my family will react when they meet my gf's ex. I also can't admit that it kind of bothers me, because I have no idea what she saw in him and what it says about me.

Why would your family even meet the ex? Even if they did what does it matter what they think? It's not like you're marrying him.

Also, the last bit, why not ask your gf? That's a problem easily solved.

[KibblesBits]

I have this small belief that I am going to die of brain cancer by my 23rd birthday even though I have no symptoms. My uncle John passed away days before I was born. I was named after him and every family member who remembers him says I'm exactly like him. I've saved my mom's life at least 15 times in the past two years alone. She's a diabetic and doesn't know how to work her insulin pump. There are nights where I'll come home from bartending and find her on the floor foaming at the mouth. It scares the shit out of me. I think my ex girlfriend is still in love with me and I'm still in love with her, but we're both not where we want to be and neither of us is going to have enough guts to initiate when we work things out for ourselves. I am attracted to almost every girl. Color me horny, but I could honestly find a reason to have sex with most women. This is not why we broke up BTW.

I think I know who this is...

[ronito]

6 or 7 years ago I posted to Gaf-confess that I did basically nothing at my job, got paid a lot, felt terrible and worried that I would be caught. The happy ending is that I left that job, do a lot at my job and still get paid a lot (more, in fact). I still read too much GAF at work, but hey.

Ok then...

[Deified Data]

rofl what the hell is this

That's the alternate form Dirk will take when he acheives Beyblade enlightenment.

[Alucrid]

Now you, you I like.

What would be more delicious, revealing that he's been masturbating to his sister for a while, or relishing in the fact that he'll unknowingly do it for life.

Hmmm...

[Solstice]

What would be more delicious, revealing that he's been masturbating to his sister for a while, or relishing in the fact that he'll unknowingly do it for life. Hmmm...

Letting him do it for a year or so, then spring it on him. Best of both worlds

[ronito]

i did so much dope at one point last year that when i had to take the gmat i did drugs in the bathroom between sections and still got top percentile

So, here's a question: Does this speak to how smart you are, or how stupid the rest of the test takers were?

[ronito]

Pixar movies are the worst things to happen to the movie industry.

Guys this is the anonymous confessions thread, not the anonymous troll thread.

[Digishine]

Fuck it, might as well put it all on the table. -Lost my virginity to a milf -Shoplifted electronics as a young teen (got caught, etc etc) -Know the taste of cum -Lied about my name/identity for months -Made out with a 14 your old girl who I thought was 16 (i was 17) -Have pissed in a bottle to avoid leaving my room -Served food with my spit in it to a POS friend I'm probably not doing this right..

At least U did one thing good.. wait was she good looking or not?

[ronito]

I have an unused account that I have never posted with. I've often thought about using it as as joke character or maybe even selling it. But I don't want to risk getting my main account banned as I have invested far to many hours and posts on GAF to go out like that. How much do you think I could get for it if I did sell it? And if I did use it for a joke character, once I got thread posting privilages I'd account suicide by changing my avatar to photoshopped dick that would stretch vertically for several thousand pixels. Then I would post in several high activity threads and then post a thread myself, titled, "I'm a huge dick".

I'll give you $2 for the account.
Which is about $2 more than anyone else will pay you for it.

[CHEEZMO™]

My Little Pony superfans really weird me out. Can they please admit that there is something beyond "its a good show" behind the insane size and activity of its fans? There are plenty of other good shows that don't have that level of devotion. Oh and any drawings of human ponies immediately take whoever posted them into creeper territory. Why are they always drawn as attractive young women when the characters in the show are like eight years old?

This person clearly knows what they're talking about.

[Atramental]

I've been on a low carb diet for about 4 weeks and I'm about to snap... God, I just want to devour a large pepperoni pizza right about now... No. Make that 2 large pepperoni pizzas. Fuck. I can even smell it right now.

Okay, I confess. This one was me.

Also, DAMN THIS DIET TO HELL! I want some goddamn artery clogging PIZZA!

[Sentry]

I'll give you $2 for the account. Which is about $2 more than anyone else will pay you for it.

There's always ebay...

[ronito]

Okay, I confess. This one was me. Also, DAMN THIS DIET TO HELL! I want some goddamn artery clogging PIZZA!

By the way, that pizza really was delicious.

[KO Traveling Hobo]

I'll give you $2 for the account. Which is about $2 more than anyone else will pay you for it.

I have to wonder if that person really thinks that GAF accounts are worth money.

[Digishine]

I have to wonder if that person really thinks that GAF accounts are worth money.

They are for like banned Gaffers.

[Mariah Carey]

I lipsynch.

[Copernicus]

I have to wonder if that person really thinks that GAF accounts are worth money.

They are worth at least $2500.

[Keru_Shiri]

I have to wonder if that person really thinks that GAF accounts are worth money.

I'm sure there's someone dumb enough at OA to pay for it.

[ronito]

Ok gents finally home. Will post confessions in a few.

[Qasiel]

Waiting with baited breath. This thread (and the previous incarnations) is pretty great reading!

[ronito]

Quite some time ago, one of my closest friends left town for a number of days. While away, he asked if I take care of his (very attractive) wife and show her a good time (much like Pulp Fiction). And so I did. She spent most of the evening coming onto me and trying to put her hand down my pants. Even though I have a poor reputation amongst my friends for sticking my dick into a few too many people, I draw the line at fucking my good friend's wife and politely declined. Friendship comes before man-slutiness. A week later my friend returns and is shocked to discover that I didn't sleep with his wife. Apparently he'd been wanting me to fuck her for ages; her too it seemed. The morality line that I'd once drawn to protect our friendship could now be erased and I promptly met up with her again. Many times in fact. That was well over a year ago. Fast forward to the present and not only has this become a regular occurrence, but things have turned weird. My friend (who I once respected) now sits in the corner, with his wife's panties over his face, jerking off, while I (and possibly 2 or 3 other guys) fuck her senseless. All the while, she's loudly moaning, complementing us on our size and calling him a small dicked loser. Life* is weird, but fun. *waiting for an STD to end it though.

It's fun to have your friend in the corner with his wife's panties on his face?

[Copernicus]

Take note gaf, that's a proper cuckold situation.

[ronito]

I love cats, but I don't think I'm very well equipped to handle kittens. Over the years, I've probably killed at least four. I had a lot of anger issues, and they would annoy me a lot. At first, it wasn't so bad. I told myself I'd play nice with them. Because, I like cats. Eventually they started being stubborn, and I started being reactionary. They started getting scared, because I'd chase them and grab them. I'd throw them, slam them down, I'd put them in socks and see if they could get out. I loved the scared look in their faces. I loved the fact I had control over them. I was sick, I had a lot of issues. I lied to my ex-wife about how the kittens died. Eventually, when we lived on our own, I'd find some kittens here and there. There were about three that had to "let go" while my ex was at work. I had a knack for trying to drown them. They'd start coughing on the water. I guess it would get caught in their lungs or something. It took them so long to die, and I reveled in the fact I could see the life taken from them. I was scared, of course. I wanted to convince myself, I was just having fun. The funny part is that while I was abusing these cats, I wasn't abusing my ex-wife. I know this is sick. I don't care if you think I'm making it up. I've had this on my conscious for a really long time. I've been trying to be a better person. I've been trying to get well. Part of that is admitting your faults, getting out your demons, and owning up to your mistakes.

I'm glad you don't care that I think you're making it up. Because I totally do. Unless...you're...


Also this reminds of a story about a friend of mine when he was really young (like around 3 or 4) they moved to a house in a farming area and one of the neighbor's chickens had babies and there were chicks everywhere.

My friend caught a few chicks but he thought they were ducks. So he filled up a bucket of water and proceeded to put them in it. Then he called his mom to show her the "duckees" he had found. Poor chicks. At least he didn't mean to.

[JokerOfSpades]

I hope someone explains the Selena Gomez/young Disney girls/young anime girls infatuation and admits the "she's 18" is just a guise to excuse your love for 12 year old faces.

The fuck did you say about Selena Gomez?