[lush]

Holy hell does this commercial suck/piss me off. I mean right off the bat, I'm like, "A Zooey Deschanel Iphone commercial? Jesus Christ Apple, try a little harder". Anyways, here's Zooey Deschanel in her PJs, "Hey Siri, is it raining outside"? She then goes and looks out the window. I just don't understand. Go look out the fucking window first. What a start though, the perfect way to transition in to her desire to have fucking Tomato Soup delivered. "Hey Siri, find me a place that delivers Tomato Soup". The canned variety just won't suffice. Delivery soup? Tomato soup at that. What the fuck is this? I ain't even gonna front regarding her desire to stay in via the rain/not where real shoes because who honestly wants to do either? To cap it off, she tells Siri to turn on some obscure blues/rock song from the 50's to dance to. Way to perpetuate your "indie", "kewl", brand Zooey! Truly a match made in hell, this commercial. Who is this appealing to? Why does it need to exist? Is "indie" even "kewl" or "relevant" anymore? Shit's gotta be stopped though, and I've got to stop it. Does anyone else feel this way?

I'm going to Waffle House for lunch, def-def-definitely.

edit: Quick Twitter(I feel dirty)/Tumblr search confirms that people like/fall for this shit. This is the worst.

[Cipherr]

Its got nothing on that stupid Dos Equis commercial thats always on during the NBA playoffs.

[mugurumakensei]

"Shake, rattle, and row" is obscure?

[ConfusingJazz]

While I don't like the commercial...

How is Shake Rattle and Roll obscure?

[Solstice]

Almost all of the Siri commercials piss me off. Some of the shit they show people asking is god damned ridiculous.

[ThisWreckage]

I absolutely detest actors doing commercials of any kind. I'm not talking about struggling actors, I'm talking about established actors. It's not like her or Sam Jackson need the fucking money. It strikes me as being greedy and a shill.

[crimzonflame]

She's so pretty though :)

[freenudemacusers]

"Shake, rattle, and row" is obscure?

I bet you've never even heard of it

/kewl hipster

[Style Fox]

Zooey Deschanel would have gotten nowhere if it wasn't for her looks.

[zomgbbqftw]

Is there a yt link, I love me some Zooey ultra nonchalant chatter.

[Korey]

She's super quirky

[Kung Fu Jedi]

Is the commercial with Samuel Jackson better? He he cooler than Zooey?

[AbsoluteZero]

Apple & Zooey Deschanel, two of society's most hated entities, together at last.

[U2NUMB]

She can shake rattle and roll right over to my house anytime she wants. And I will not bitch about what she is wearing.

[MDSLKTR]

OP made me look up the video and holy shit! It didn't disappoint.

[Garcia el Gringo]

"Is that rain? OOooOOh!"

Adorkable.

[Salmonax]

I agree that her asking if it's raining is pretty asinine.

[Speevy]

I can't wait until you're 40, Zooey Deschanel.

Let's see how cool you are then.

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I find the New Girl commercial where she "meeps" like the Road Runner far more irritating.

[PsychoRaven]

"Shake, rattle, and row" is obscure?

Apparently so. Seems that some haven't heard of anything that's not from the 90's and up. Sad too because there is a lot of older music that is damn good.

[ggnoobIGN]

Holy hell does this commercial suck/piss me off. I mean right off the bat, I'm like, "A Zooey Deschanel Iphone commercial? Jesus Christ Apple, try a little harder". Anyways, here's Zooey Deschanel in her PJs, "Hey Siri, is it raining outside"? She then goes and looks out the window. I just don't understand. Go look out the fucking window first. What a start though, the perfect way to transition in to her desire to have fucking Tomato Soup delivered. "Hey Siri, find me a place that delivers Tomato Soup". The canned variety just won't suffice. Delivery soup? Tomato soup at that. What the fuck is this? I ain't even gonna front regarding her desire to stay in via the rain/not where real shoes because who honestly wants to do either? To cap it off, she tells Siri to turn on some obscure blues/rock song from the 50's to dance to. Way to perpetuate your "indie", "kewl", brand Zooey! Truly a match made in hell, this commercial. Who is this appealing to? Why does it need to exist? Is "indie" even "kewl" or "relevant" anymore? Shit's gotta be stopped though, and I've got to stop it. Does anyone else feel this way? I'm going to Waffle House for lunch, def-def-definitely. edit: Quick Twitter(I feel dirty)/Tumblr search confirms that people like/fall for this shit. This is the worst.

Watch the snl zooey deschannel being quirky skits. They are hysterical, and even moreso now. It's like Apple was trying to prove their point.

[ConfusingJazz]

Is there a yt link, I love me some Zooey ultra nonchalant chatter.

Yeah, its about what you would expect from her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Dt0YlN2nM

[jon bones]

jesus we can smell the sexual frustration coming off you, OP

[Solstice]

At least she's better than her sister in that horrible TV show Bones

[TheMan]

Zooey Deschanel would have gotten nowhere if it wasn't for her looks.

this is true for many, many "stars"

[Community Forum]

Is the commercial with Samuel Jackson better? He he cooler than Zooey?

http://youtu.be/oUfmN_bqK0I

[blame space]

I wonder how ben's holding up

[EnderWiggles]

The commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP1YAatv1Mc

Nvm, already linked. OP, you didn't even mention her "quirky" instruments: two ukuleles, a banjo and a cow bell.

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I wonder how ben's holding up

Unhappy Ben is best for all DCFC fans.

[ronito]

Is that rain?

Siri should've responded with "Seriously Zoe?"

[Neuromancer]

She's cute so you'll hear no complaints from me.

[Dreams-Visions]

You seem very emotional about this, OP.

Is that rain? Siri should've responded with "Seriously Zoe?"

"How about you look out the window, Zoe."

[Hot Coldman]

She comes across as a massive idiot, and I like her schtick generally. Just a general failure.

[lush]

I wonder how ben's holding up

that was indie's 9/11 right there. Nvr 4get.

[Duderz]

Well done, OP. I was entertained throughout.

[GrizzNKev]

Holy hell does this commercial suck/piss me off. I mean right off the bat, I'm like, "A Zooey Deschanel Iphone commercial? Jesus Christ Apple, try a little harder". Anyways, here's Zooey Deschanel in her PJs, "Hey Siri, is it raining outside"? She then goes and looks out the window. I just don't understand. Go look out the fucking window first. What a start though, the perfect way to transition in to her desire to have fucking Tomato Soup delivered. "Hey Siri, find me a place that delivers Tomato Soup". The canned variety just won't suffice. Delivery soup? Tomato soup at that. What the fuck is this? I ain't even gonna front regarding her desire to stay in via the rain/not where real shoes because who honestly wants to do either? To cap it off, she tells Siri to turn on some obscure blues/rock song from the 50's to dance to. Way to perpetuate your "indie", "kewl", brand Zooey! Truly a match made in hell, this commercial. Who is this appealing to? Why does it need to exist? Is "indie" even "kewl" or "relevant" anymore? Shit's gotta be stopped though, and I've got to stop it. Does anyone else feel this way? I'm going to Waffle House for lunch, def-def-definitely. edit: Quick Twitter(I feel dirty)/Tumblr search confirms that people like/fall for this shit. This is the worst.

Not only do people fall for it, but a huge proportion of the people I know base their entire lifestyle off of this advertising. Be "indie," wear ugly sweaters in the summer, filter your pictures with instagram, get weird-ass haircuts (like shaving half of your head or something to show that you're bold and daring), and proceed to stick it to the man by buying as many overpriced Apple products as possible. It sickens me, to say the least.

[~Devil Trigger~]

unique quirky girls buy iPhones

[Dude Abides]

I think it's actually Deschanel and Apple doing a clever parody of the twee Apple fanbase.

[Messypandas]

Everyone needs to see our idiot brother. Hottest lesbian couple ever (Zooey is 50%)

[Hex]

It is not as bad as the really shitty stupid 1800 tequila commercials but damned close.
But yeah, Apple is king of knowing their crowd and pandering shamelessly.

[freenudemacusers]

I wonder how ben's holding up

Stopped caring post sub pop

[teruterubozu]

Who wears kabuki makeup in her PJs?

[Kosmo]

http://youtu.be/oUfmN_bqK0I

LOL

[lush]

I'm not a Zooey hater. It's just her schtick goes way overboard. She doesn't need an Apple commercial to perpetuate her brand. She's already "indie". Hell, she is "indie".

I'm one of the few biggest fans of her Cotton commercial that I know. So good. Tone it down though bb.

[FlyingTeacup]

I like zoey. she's adorable.

[Talon]

Kids get off my lawn.

The thread.

[TheWiicast]

I thought it was Katy Perry :/

Edit

[Angry Grimace]

The content of the commercial is meaningless, the only purpose is having Zooey Deschanel in it since she's super popular right now.

[Vyer]

jesus we can smell the sexual frustration coming off you, OP

I bet even a little sunlight would help.

[Archer]

two perfect twats deserve each other