[ThatCrazyGuy]

The rain part is disgusting. Look out the fucking window! lol

[TheyTookOurJobs]

SHe's an appropriate pitchgirl for an apple product.

[mysocksarepink]

Holy hell does this commercial suck/piss me off. I mean right off the bat, I'm like, "A Zooey Deschanel Iphone commercial? Jesus Christ Apple, try a little harder". Anyways, here's Zooey Deschanel in her PJs, "Hey Siri, is it raining outside"? She then goes and looks out the window. I just don't understand. Go look out the fucking window first. What a start though, the perfect way to transition in to her desire to have fucking Tomato Soup delivered. "Hey Siri, find me a place that delivers Tomato Soup". The canned variety just won't suffice. Delivery soup? Tomato soup at that. What the fuck is this? I ain't even gonna front regarding her desire to stay in via the rain/not where real shoes because who honestly wants to do either? To cap it off, she tells Siri to turn on some obscure blues/rock song from the 50's to dance to. Way to perpetuate your "indie", "kewl", brand Zooey! Truly a match made in hell, this commercial. Who is this appealing to? Why does it need to exist? Is "indie" even "kewl" or "relevant" anymore? Shit's gotta be stopped though, and I've got to stop it. Does anyone else feel this way? I'm going to Waffle House for lunch, def-def-definitely. edit: Quick Twitter(I feel dirty)/Tumblr search confirms that people like/fall for this shit. This is the worst.

thank you for posting this


and yes the commercial with samuel is awesome because you know samuel bout to get down wit a bitch


I cannot stand her at all. she makes my blood boil, as does the commercial

[ConfusingJazz]

Who wears kabuki makeup in her PJs?

I don't want to put on real shoes today.



But I will spend an hour putting on make up and doing my hair.

[Ermac]

The Santa one is cool.

[Lambtron]

I really, really hate Zooey Deschanel.

[blame space]

I think the title of the new girl thread here turned me off to ever watching the show

[EnderWiggles]

Who wears kabuki makeup in her PJs?

I was just going to say, it's kind of odd that she's too lazy to put one shoes but she'll spend 30 minutes putting on makeup.

"No" makeup (aka just natural-looking products, and still with a massive amount of photoshop):
[img]http://*************/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Zooey-Deschanel-without-make-up.jpg[/img]

[Angry Grimace]

Also, I don't really know why, but she looks a lot different than I remember her. Not worse, mind you, just different.

[mr_square]

They clearly need to get Beardyman involved in their marketing instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycJ_FOuQNWE

[giga]

I'm not a Zooey hater. It's just her schtick goes way overboard. She doesn't need an Apple commercial to perpetuate her brand. She's already "indie". Hell, she is "indie". I'm one of the few biggest fans of her Cotton commercial that I know. So good. Tone it down though bb.

How is this even indie? The commercial (for Apple of all obscure brands) is anything but indie.

[JCX]

I wonder how ben's holding up

Hopefully he's making a new Postal Service album and the Best DCFC album ever.

[animlboogy]

I absolutely detest actors doing commercials of any kind. I'm not talking about struggling actors, I'm talking about established actors. It's not like her or Sam Jackson need the fucking money. It strikes me as being greedy and a shill.

You do know that the entire purpose of television shows is to sell ad time, right? And that premium channels having good content is simply a byproduct of various attempts at retaining subscribers?

And that movies are just bets on whether or not they can pull a profit out of the viewing public? Hence the existence of your Micheal Bays out there.

Sam Jackson and Zooey Deschanel being in Avengers or New Girl isn't for their fucking health either. They aren't exactly selling zines and touring with a crust punk band when they're not doing ads, dude.

[Apeopleman]

This girl is so overrated! Everytime someone drools over her, I get frustrated.

Shes just a quirky DECENT looking girl. Thats it!

[macuser1of5]

I think the title of the new girl thread here turned me off to ever watching the show

It's a decent enough show. Worth a hulu peep.

[ultron87]

Wait, why does both this one and the Samuel L Jackson one mention tomato based soups? (Sam is making gazpacho.) Is Apple secretly in bed with Big Tomato?!?!!!?

[-Pyromaniac-]

I prefer Emily Deschanel (pre-pregnancy and giving birth, but she is returning to form).

As for the commercial, honestly, 99% of the commercials on TV piss me off in some way so I just can't bother caring.

[titiklabingapat]

I'm surprised it took this long to post about it on GAF.

I do like her and I admit, even I was cringing at the commercial lol. Her cotton commercial was done way better.

[Angry Grimace]

Note to GAF: total internet faux pas to go to a thread about a pretty girl and post an unattractive photo in any context unless it's very explicitly called for.

[Hot Coldman]

I think the title of the new girl thread here turned me off to ever watching the show

The rest of the cast put in so much fucking work to make up for Deschanel kinda being a bit bog-standard. It's not really about her. Try it out- just skip the first, ooh, 4 episodes or so.

[ccbfan]

If you don't find Deschanel hot (Like me). She might be the most annoying celebrity in existence.

Ok maybe not the most. Nothing makes me want to punch someone in the face like Justin Long.

[ThisWreckage]

You do know that the entire purpose of television shows is to sell ad time, right? And that premium channels having good content is simply a byproduct of various attempts at retaining subscribers? And that movies are just bets on whether or not they can pull a profit out of the viewing public? Hence the existence of your Micheal Bays out there. Sam Jackson and Zooey Deschanel being in Avengers or New Girl isn't for their fucking health either. They aren't exactly selling zines and touring with a crust punk band when they're not doing ads, dude.

Nothing of what you just said refutes what I stated. It also doesn't help that she has a film career, a hit show under her belt, a music career, and she's doing underwear commercials and smart phone commercials. It seriously reminds me of Bill Hicks' rant on Jay Leno shilling Doritos. She does not need the money. Point blank and period.

[krypt0nian]

Hate for Zooey Deschanel is like hate for puppies or rainbows.

Suck hardr, haters.

[joeyjoejoeshabadoo]

Thread needs more Shake, Rattle and Roll.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Feq_Nt3nM

[Fenderputty]

Personally I cannot stand Zooey Deschanel. I'm not that attracted to her physically, and her personality that she plays in EVERYTHING she does annoys me to no end.

This SIRI commercial has only reinforced what I already felt.

[wenis]

jesus we can smell the sexual frustration coming off you, OP

its the entire thread... need an oxygen mask just to look in here it's so dense.

[Revolutionary]

Not a fan of the commercial either but damn! lol

I find the Sam Jackson one funny as well, because of his final Siri command. "Siri, you can have the night off", and Siri responds with "If you say so"... which is actually a stock "I don't know what the fuck you're talking about" Siri response.

[Meier]

"Is that raaaain?" drives my fiancee batty.

[MIMIC]

"IS THAT RAIN?"

God, fuck this stupid commercial.

[Plywood]

Emily > Zooey

[-Pyromaniac-]

Emily > Zooey

high fiveeeeeeeee

[Dude Abides]

Today, we're dancing.

[Solstice]

Emily > Zooey

My argument used to be that at least Zooey wasn't a part of some shitty TV show but..... yeah.....

[ThatCrazyGuy]

Hate for Zooey Deschanel is like hate for puppies or rainbows. Suck hardr, haters.

Puppies would know it's raining outside by looking!!!

[ConfusingJazz]

its the entire thread... need an oxygen mask just to look in here it's so dense.

Yes, finding a "cutesy" schtick on an ad that is overplayed annoying means we're sexually frustrated.

[xxracerxx]

"Shake, Rattle, and Roll" is now an obscure piece of music?

Jesus.

[AbsoluteZero]

I thought it was Katy Perry :/ Edit

They're both hot, what's the problem?

Frankly if there more gals like them around I'd be fine with that.

[Copernicus]

I thought it was Katy Perry :/ Edit

They both take tuns being Emily Blunt.

----

What's the problem with calling a song from the 50's obscure? It's from the 50's and hasn't had major play time in a looong looong time. It can easily be something that has fallen to obscurity.

[soundscream]

Hate for Zooey Deschanel is like hate for puppies or rainbows. Suck hardr, haters.

Her older sister is the superior Deschanel!

[andymcc]

Not only do people fall for it, but a huge proportion of the people I know base their entire lifestyle off of this advertising. Be "indie," wear ugly sweaters in the summer, filter your pictures with instagram, get weird-ass haircuts (like shaving half of your head or something to show that you're bold and daring), and proceed to stick it to the man by buying as many overpriced Apple products as possible. It sickens me, to say the least.

hahahahahahahahahaha wow

[krypt0nian]

Puppies would know it's raining outside by looking!!!

Keep sucking.

You'll think different when the Zooeypocalypse hits and your soul is forfeit.

[mj1108]

Goddamn the hate in this thread. The commercial would probably have been written the same no matter who they got to do it.

As for her, she's adorkable. I like her.

And yes, I would...in a heartbeat.

Hate for Zooey Deschanel is like hate for puppies or rainbows. Suck hardr, haters.

Exactly.

[VGChampion]

Doesn't bother me. Although, unlike most of the Internet, trivial stuff doesn't bother me. A cute commercial is a cute commercial.

[animlboogy]

Nothing of what you just said refutes what I stated. It also doesn't help that she has a film career, a hit show under her belt, a music career, and she's doing underwear commercials and smart phone commercials. It seriously reminds me of Bill Hicks' rant on Jay Leno shilling Doritos. She does not need the money. Point blank and period.

And as much as I love Bill Hicks, I really don't see ads as crossing any line. They're already only there to shill whatever shit gets pushed after the little cliffhanger moment TV shows all have built in because ads are more important than a properly flowing story. If anything, her explicitly telling me "eat some Doritos, aren't I quirky? p.s. im making a shitload of money" is a little more honest about her artistic intentions than "tee-hee am I going to kiss this boy or will I be too nervous? Find out after some Doritos ads!"

[teruterubozu]

Goddamn the hate in this thread. She's adorkable. I like her. And yes, I would...in a heartbeat.

Oh God! *shudder*
I'm done w/GAF today....

[ThatCrazyGuy]

Keep sucking. You'll think different when the Zooeypocalypse hits and your soul is forfeit.

Is it raining hellfire outside?

[ggnoobIGN]

Goddamn the hate in this thread. She's adorkable. I like her. And yes, I would...in a heartbeat.

Everyone would without hesitation. But jeez, it'd be pretty easy to find a hotter girl by walking outside a few feet.

[Ghost_Protocol]

Yeah, it's annoying. Also, she looks frighteningly pale in one particular shot. Is she wearing makeup to make her skin lighter?

[Angry Grimace]

I actually can't comprehend how someone could think Zooey Deschanel is not attractive.

[Incendiary]

I like zoey. she's adorable.

At least you used adorable and not "adorkable." I hate that word.

Her and Felicia Day are supposed to be "quirky" and "cute" and "adorkable" and I really can't stand either of them now. It feels a lot more like forced quirkiness for the sake of being quirky than an actual cute, quirky girl.