NeoGAF

Chuckpebble · (05-15-2012, 07:04 PM)

Shouldn't this thread have an LTTP prefix. I mean, the commercial is a dinosaur by media standards.

Zee-Row · (05-15-2012, 07:05 PM)

Sorry Zooey , I can't like you anymore.

blame space · (05-15-2012, 07:06 PM)

you know the american family insurance jingle blends perfectly into the cotton song.

Bloodrage · (05-15-2012, 07:06 PM)

She's one of those chicks that's kind of cute but should always keep her mouth shut.

CrankyJay · (05-15-2012, 07:06 PM)

Originally Posted by TheyTookOurJobs:

SHe's an appropriate pitchgirl for an apple product.

Hipster douchebag?

I own an iphone4 and iPad, lol

Raging Spaniard · (05-15-2012, 07:07 PM)

Saw the commercial, it was cute. You people bitch about everything.

vatstep · (05-15-2012, 07:07 PM)

I don't have anything against her really, and hell, I'm a Mac user, but this commercial is fucking insufferable.

mattiewheels · (05-15-2012, 07:08 PM)

Who the fuck gets tomato soup delivered?

CrankyJay · (05-15-2012, 07:09 PM)

And what's with Apple and tomato soup? Zooey wants tomato soup, and Samuel Jackson is making gazpacho, a cold tomato soup.

MIMIC · (05-15-2012, 07:09 PM)

Originally Posted by mattiewheels:

Who the fuck gets tomato soup delivered?

Hipsters

Solstice · (05-15-2012, 07:09 PM)

Originally Posted by mattiewheels:

Who the fuck gets tomato soup delivered?

People who are too fucking lazy to look outside to see if it is raining or not.

jediyoshi · (05-15-2012, 07:11 PM)

Originally Posted by MIMIC:

Hipsters

I see what you did there.

nel e nel · (05-15-2012, 07:12 PM)

Originally Posted by mattiewheels:

Who the fuck gets tomato soup delivered?

Almost word for word what I say to my wife every time this commercial comes on.

Did anyone see her episode of Top Chef Masters? Ugh.

Jobiensis · (05-15-2012, 07:12 PM)

I'm more agitated by Apple advertising Siri as working so well while it still is riddled with problems.

Should be

Zooey: Is it raining?
Siri: (After thinking for 30 seconds) I'll bring up your contact Izzie Wayne
Zooey(after having to hit the button again): Is it raining?
Siri: (Comes back quickly) What would you like to say?
Zooey(frustrated, hits the button again): Is it *Siri cuts her off with a beep*
Siri: (After thinking for 30 seconds) Now now
Zooey(hits button says loudly): Is it raining?
Siri: *silence*

When it works it is great, it just doesn't work enough of the time.

And Emily > Zooey. Zooey is definitely cute though. Katy Perry's tits trump all.

ultron87 · (05-15-2012, 07:12 PM)

Originally Posted by CrankyJay:

And what's with Apple and tomato soup? Zooey wants tomato soup, and Samuel Jackson is making gazpacho, a cold tomato soup.

We are through the looking glass here, people.

MNC · (05-15-2012, 07:13 PM)

Zoooooeeeyyyy Deschaneeeeeel.

She's like the perfect hipster girl.

Borgnine · (05-15-2012, 07:14 PM)

I'm like a one eyed cat, peepin' in a seafood store.

DR2K · (05-15-2012, 07:15 PM)

I enjoyed the commercial. Wish my 3GS had Siri. . .

Neuromancer · (05-15-2012, 07:16 PM)

Originally Posted by Borgnine:

I'm like a one eyed cat, peepin' in a seafood store.

I bet you are

commish · (05-15-2012, 07:17 PM)

OP is trying wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too hard.

Borgnine · (05-15-2012, 07:17 PM)

Zooey, the way you wear those dresses, the sun comes shinin' through
I can't believe my eyes, all that mess belongs to you

Tom_Cody · (05-15-2012, 07:18 PM)

Jesus Christ, she's 32.

This shit isn't cute anymore.

ConfusingJazz · (05-15-2012, 07:18 PM)

Originally Posted by commish:

OP is trying wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too hard.

He has something in common with Zooey then.

Solstice · (05-15-2012, 07:18 PM)

Originally Posted by ConfusingJazz:

He has something in common with Zooey then.

brofist

Grimm Fandango · (05-15-2012, 07:19 PM)

Originally Posted by ConfusingJazz:

I don't want to put on real shoes today.

But I will spend an hour putting on make up and doing my hair.

"Oh apparently it's raining. My phone told me. I couldn't be bothered to look out the damn window before putting my face on."

...Yeah I hate the commercial too.

Angry Grimace · (05-15-2012, 07:21 PM)

Originally Posted by MIMIC:

Hipsters

I saw a hipster at a Sushi restaurant the other day with a combination of ironic t-shirt, thick plastic framed glasses and a cruise ship captain's hat.

Lijik · (05-15-2012, 07:26 PM)

The rain part is fucking ridiculous

but i have to admit using Siri to find out places that deliver in my area would be pretty awesome. I honestly dont know who delivers here outside of pizza joints

Keru_Shiri · (05-15-2012, 07:26 PM)

Originally Posted by TheWiicast:

I thought it was Katy Perry :/

Edit

I really don't care about the quality of their music, commercials, shows, whatever.

I find both of these girls absolutely gorgeous.

lush · (05-15-2012, 07:26 PM)

Originally Posted by ConfusingJazz:

He has something in common with Zooey then.

Great reply. Would read again. Would recomend to others. A+

Messypandas · (05-15-2012, 07:27 PM)

i disliked zooey before it was popular

jooey · (05-15-2012, 07:27 PM)

this thread is a terrible maddox post

ultron87 · (05-15-2012, 07:29 PM)

Is it odd that I find the concept of a commercial actually pissing you off to be totally weird? Or am I just an emotionless robot?

effingvic · (05-15-2012, 07:29 PM)

i dont like zooey but i thought that commercial was pretty adorable

Hot Coldman · (05-15-2012, 07:31 PM)

Originally Posted by ultron87:

Is it odd that I find the concept of a commercial actually pissing you off to be totally weird? Or am I just an emotionless robot?

DVR culture means adverts are frowned even more when you have to see them, when they're awful adverts it makes it worse.

Sol.. · (05-15-2012, 07:32 PM)

It's fun to ape her expressions and mannerisms. Especially in this ad where it's about as Zooey as it gets outside of an SNL sketch.

lunarworks · (05-15-2012, 07:32 PM)

The only thing I don't understand is why Apple felt they needed to use celebs.

The products seem to be selling themselves well enough.

Jay Sosa · (05-15-2012, 07:33 PM)

b..b..but she's so cute! And so awkward! And it's totally not made up! She's really like that!

I had a crush on her until I saw her on some talkshows, her shtick is really annoying.

Liquidsnake · (05-15-2012, 07:33 PM)

Originally Posted by Neuromancer:

Just watched the commercial again and personally I find her absolutely delightful.

Her eye movement is stunning. The way she scans the outside weather. So cute. She speaks with her eyes, and that raspy voice is just the cherry on top.

ReturnOfTheRAT · (05-15-2012, 07:34 PM)

Originally Posted by Keru_Shiri:

I really don't care about the quality of their music, commercials, shows, whatever.

I find both of these girls absolutely gorgeous.

That's not what most of us have a problem with, it's the insipid stupidity of the Siri commercial.

It's not rain, it's the guys you paid to wash the windows outside your house. Fuck the people that wrote this commercial.

OddSpoon · (05-15-2012, 07:34 PM)

Only thing good out of this was that Jooey Deschanel parody.

Grimm Fandango · (05-15-2012, 07:34 PM)

Originally Posted by lunarworks:

The only thing I don't understand is why Apple felt they needed to use celebs.

The products seem to be selling themselves well enough.

I'd say all Apple commercials highlighting people don't work out well IMO. Like the "Rockgod" teenager. Jesus, what an awful commercial too.

They should just go back to showing off the device with hands. Worked well.

R2D4 · 07:37 PM

The only time I've ever used Siri is when people ask me to show them how Siri works.

Salmonax · (05-15-2012, 07:36 PM)

Originally Posted by wenis:

its the entire thread... need an oxygen mask just to look in here it's so dense.

Now there's a nice little flying leap in logic.

GK86 · (05-15-2012, 07:36 PM)

Damn, I didn't know GAF hated Zooey. Thought she was beloved around these parts.

I dislike their siri commercials. The rain thing was kinda ridiculous.

MMaRsu · (05-15-2012, 07:37 PM)

haha wow this commercial sounds beyond stupid. I'm sure my little sister will love it though.

andymcc · (05-15-2012, 07:38 PM)

Originally Posted by Angry Grimace:

I saw a hipster at a Sushi restaurant the other day with a combination of ironic t-shirt, thick plastic framed glasses and a cruise ship captain's hat.

you must get out a lot and lead a really exciting, event-filled life.

lunarworks · (05-15-2012, 07:39 PM)

Originally Posted by Grimm Fandango:

I'd say all Apple commercials highlighting people don't work out well IMO. Like the "Rockgod" teenager. Jesus, what an awful commercial too.

They should just go back to showing off the device with hands. Worked well.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oKEV3fKeHU

Angry Grimace · (05-15-2012, 07:40 PM)

For reason, it actually sounds like people believe that Zooey Deschanel either wrote the commercial, or some Apple photographer showed up to her house and that's just her unscripted dicking around with an iPhone 4S.

Originally Posted by andymcc:

you must get out a lot and lead a really exciting, event-filled life.

Ooooh, totally unwarranted hostility. You're spicy.

Dan · (05-15-2012, 07:40 PM)

I loathe this commercial. For that matter, I can't stand Zooey Deschanel are her ridiculous quirks, her gigantic hair, and oh-my-god-I'm-so-adoreable bullshit. It's not cute and it never was.

That said, the Sam Jackson ad is also fucking awful. "Hotspacho". Fuck you, Mr. Jackson.

These commercials are terrible and make me hate having an iPhone. A bunch of privileged lazy assholes talking to their phones about inane bullshit.

Jay Sosa · (05-15-2012, 07:40 PM)

Originally Posted by GK86:

Damn, I didn't know GAF hated Zooey. Thought she was beloved around these parts.

I dislike their siri commercials. The rain thing was kinda ridiculous.

Have you seen an episode of Zooey? How can anyone NOT hate* her? Even the latest Office season isn't as horrible...ok I take that back, they're both awful.

*or rather the character she portrays to make money.