[Mystic Theurge]

Oh, you know. Same as I was before. Still bummed as hell, but not quite as upset about it. Thanks for asking.

You're welcome. Feel free to talk about it if you need to.

I'm confused. Did you cum inside him while wearing the condom, or did you pull out, cum over his ass, then scoop it up and stick your dick back in? Finger? Or did you, like, spread his ass and aim it in there? If you stuck your dick back in, doesn't that negate the condom, basically? EDIT: Oh, I guess I missed your last line. Fuck the spoilers

I'm confused. Are you still confused?

[_Isaac]

Whatever, all I know is he's fiiiiine for 30+.

He's a bit of a butterface, but yeah he's not bad. He has a nice little booty in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.

[hateradio]

I'm confused. Did you cum inside him while wearing the condom, or did you pull out, cum over his ass, then scoop it up and stick your dick back in? Finger? Or did you, like, spread his ass and aim it in there? If you stuck your dick back in, doesn't that negate the condom, basically? EDIT: Oh, I guess I missed your last line. Fuck the spoilers

Damn, you're dirty, pokeputa69.

[DR2K]

Scored another date with a new guy. Although he seems like the brainy type.

[TheSeks]

He's a bit of a butterface, but yeah he's not bad. He has a nice little booty in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.

No way. Then again, I think Patton Oswalt is cute in a charming sort-of way and I'd consider that butterface over Jeremy Renner's face.

[_Isaac]

Patton Oswalt is kinda cute. I agree.

[hateradio]

Scored another date with a new guy. Although he seems like the brainy type.

Way to insult the lot of us.

[Dead Man]

Damn, this thread got graphic. I approve.

[RatskyWatsky]

Scored another date with a new guy. Although he seems like the brainy type.

How so?

[BeesEight]

Scored another date with a new guy. Although he seems like the brainy type.

I thought you were going for women.

[TheSeks]

Damn, this thread got graphic. I approve.

Dead Man
Just gonna rub one out here in the next few minutes...
(Yesterday 11:49PM)

[DR2K]

How so?

Way to insult the lot of us.

Smart, not too gym oriented - normalish body, multiple degrees, and he's a psych major. I feel like I'm going to be analyzed throughout the date for my mind and I'm kind of a bubbly air head. . .

I thought you were going for women.

Not a fan of paying for dates and courting on my salary. If I wanted to hook up. . . then no problem.

[dragonlife]

I'm confused. Are you still confused?

A bit. So you barebacked after safe sex? That's what I'm unclear on.

[The Abominable Snowman]

Did he bareback again, or are we still talking about the other time he posted about when he barebacked?


Either way... I can't deal with this thread right now.

[dragonlife]

Did he bareback again, or are we still talking about the other time he posted about when he barebacked? Either way... I can't deal with this thread right now.

New guy (I think so, at least).

His post on it: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...&postcount=733

[Mumei]

I was "okay" with it for a long time, but it's been really rough for the past several months. Seeing nothing but couples when I'm walking home at night, having all of my friends in relationships, etc... Shit makes me feel invisible, which I essentially am to guys, and having to live with this "empty pit" sensation for the rest of my life is honestly going to drive me to an early grave.

Cosmic, your posts about this always make me sad. =(

[lenovox1]

A bit. So you barebacked after safe sex? That's what I'm unclear on.

From the way he typed it, I assumed he kept his condom on until he pulled out completely. Then he gave the other guy. . . as the story goes on.

Cosmic, your posts about this always make me sad. =(

I always enjoy his posts. I love his character, if that doesn't sound too odd. Cosmic Bus is really smart and insightful, but seems a too self-depreciating at times.

I imagine that in real life he's simply oblivious or blows off all the attention he gets from all sorts of men, because he is pretty picky if I remember correctly. I mean, how could he not get attention? He looks like the youngest and cutest of the Wahlberg clan. He's immediately striking and handsome, and probably makes some kind of impression everytime he steps into a room. Or maybe that's just my overactive imagination talking. :p

[hateradio]

I would like to read some of these Adventures Of Cosmic Bus by lenovox1.

[Dead Man]

Dead Man Just gonna rub one out here in the next few minutes... (Yesterday 11:49PM)

Yeah, so? (#^.^#)

[Sofo]

Smart, not too gym oriented - normalish body, multiple degrees, and he's a psych major. I feel like I'm going to be analyzed throughout the date for my mind and I'm kind of a bubbly air head. . . Not a fan of paying for dates and courting on my salary. If I wanted to hook up. . . then no problem.

In all honesty, no need to have a career or a major to be smart. After all, in law school I met countless of people that made it with flying marks and were pretty "dumb". To me it never was about the studies my partner could or couldn't have, but more if he was curious about the world, interested in stuff and eager.

What I knew is I never wanted to date someone like my mom. No studies and no will of even trying harder to lecture herself.

Anyway, don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you're not that airheaded as you think, and that you will have a lot of things to talk with, in the future. I myself enjoy when my boyfriend outsmarts me, and makes me feel proud of having him by me. <:

[Mystic Theurge]

Well, I fail at writing

A bit. So you barebacked after safe sex? That's what I'm unclear on.

No, that wouldn't make sense.

I came inside him meaning I came inside him while wearing a condom. As opposed to stopping, taking of the condom, and cumming on him.

[Bel Marduk]

Here's my attempt at making it sound as interesting as it was: I met a guy, Juan, on OKCupid in April. We hooked up twice, but then he decided to end things. Cut to today. A text out of the blue. He wants to see me again. With a little prodding from the Skype chat, I decide to meet him. Cut to his apartment. He greets me, and we go to his room. Small talk for a few seconds. Then we meet like comets on a collision course. An explosion of lust and sexual frustration. Kissing, licking, grinding. All the while peeling off layers of clothing. When his shirt is gone, I go for the nipples. Moans flow out of his mouth. One of his E Zones, I think. We go the bed, and foreplay proper starts. We trade sucking each other off with make out sessions punctuating each switch. Minutes pasts. I ask if he wants me inside him. "Do you have condoms?" "Yea" The condom goes on, and I enter him. Missionary position. I thrust. He moans. The bed rocks. Eventually, I cum inside him. After that, I pound away for a little longer. Then finish him off with a blow job All in all, it was great.

Congrats on the sex!

[Bel Marduk]

Patton Oswalt is kinda cute. I agree.

Really? He's pretty fat though... I guess it just goes to show that there is someone who finds anyone attractive.

[sphinx]

I came inside him meaning I came inside him while wearing a condom. As opposed to stopping, taking of the condom, and cumming on him.

well apparently it really go well, congrats :)

with time I have been avonding anal intercourse in first or too casual dates all together, if somethings happens, is just some kissing and cuddling ... don't know why, more so in Europe than in Mexico.

In europe guys want to "talk and see what goes" and in Mexico it was like I was lucky to find people that felt like long time friends and you could actually have fun doing penetration.

don't know, I think I haven't had the best of luck finding guys and I guess it's directly related to my attitude of not knowing what I really want to find so far.

[Cosmic Bus]

I always enjoy his posts. I love his character, if that doesn't sound too odd. Cosmic Bus is really smart and insightful, but seems a too self-depreciating at times. I imagine that in real life he's simply oblivious or blows off all the attention he gets from all sorts of men, because he is pretty picky if I remember correctly. I mean, how could he not get attention? He looks like the youngest and cutest of the Wahlberg clan. He's immediately striking and handsome, and probably makes some kind of impression everytime he steps into a room. Or maybe that's just my overactive imagination talking. :p

If being honest and realistic should be equated to self-depreciation, then so be it, I guess. It isn't as though I embellish my posts for attention.

Some people just get dealt a shit hand in life. You can accept it and try to make do, or you can... check out early. I still haven't decided which I want.

[Mystic Theurge]

Can you describe your situation, Cosmic Bus?

[godelsmetric]

Not sure I'm here for the semi-erotica.

[Rez]

I watched (the beautiful) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy earlier today, and I really liked the way they handled the male relationships across the board. Not even the romantic ones, necessarily (although that was also present), just the dynamics of male-male relationships in general. Worth watching if you haven't seen it already!

[BeesEight]

Not a fan of paying for dates and courting on my salary. If I wanted to hook up. . . then no problem.

Stop. Rewind.

You don't have to pay for your dates with guys?! Shit, I've been playing this game wrong.

[Alcoori]

Stop. Rewind. You don't have to pay for your dates with guys?! Shit, I've been playing this game wrong.

He probably means they're sharing the bill and he doesn't feel the need to pay for everything.

[BeesEight]

He probably means they're sharing the bill and he doesn't feel the need to pay for everything.

Is this standard/expected behaviour? Have I been grossly overspending?

[Emitan]

If you're bi, date "independent" women. We don't mind paying for stuff.

[DR2K]

In all honesty, no need to have a career or a major to be smart. After all, in law school I met countless of people that made it with flying marks and were pretty "dumb". To me it never was about the studies my partner could or couldn't have, but more if he was curious about the world, interested in stuff and eager. What I knew is I never wanted to date someone like my mom. No studies and no will of even trying harder to lecture herself. Anyway, don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you're not that airheaded as you think, and that you will have a lot of things to talk with, in the future. I myself enjoy when my boyfriend outsmarts me, and makes me feel proud of having him by me. <:

Well I'll keep that in mind, just don't want my brain picked apart, lol.

Stop. Rewind. You don't have to pay for your dates with guys?! Shit, I've been playing this game wrong.

No, never, lol. They always offer before I can even get my wallet out.

[Jezan]

Whatever the Hurt Locker dudes' character name is. I think it's Nightwing. I can't recall as it was such a fast line that the captions were going nearly a mile a minute for me. But he does call him by the character name.

Jeremy Renner - Hawkeye <3

[hateradio]

Really? He's pretty fat though... I guess it just goes to show that there is someone who finds anyone attractive.

Or not shallow?

[Cosmic Bus]

Can you describe your situation, Cosmic Bus?

33, single my entire life, never been on a date, never been hit on or flirted with in person, etc. Depressed for 15+ years now. Fell in love with a guy online three years ago, took some huge chances, only managed to meet in person once and he's essentially turned his back on our friendship since then. He played a big part in my decision not to take my own life at the time and once again it's all I think about doing.

I don't see much of a bright future for myself.

[DR2K]

33, single my entire life, never been on a date, never been hit on or flirted with in person, etc. Depressed for 15+ years now. Fell in love with a guy online three years ago, took some huge chances, only managed to meet in person once and he's essentially turned his back on our friendship since then. He played a big part in my decision not to take my own life at the time and once again it's all I think about doing. I don't see much of a bright future for myself.

Well the first thing you need to do is see a doctor about your depression, it's probably a major factor in why you're letting yourself go.

[Coppertracks]

I watched (the beautiful) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy earlier today, and I really liked the way they handled the male relationships across the board. Not even the romantic ones, necessarily (although that was also present), just the dynamics of male-male relationships in general. Worth watching if you haven't seen it already!

Benedict Cumberbatch <3

Brilliant how his relationship was never spelt out and how much you could see it broke his heart to break up with his partner.

[Mystic Theurge]

33, single my entire life, never been on a date, never been hit on or flirted with in person, etc. Depressed for 15+ years now. Fell in love with a guy online three years ago, took some huge chances, only managed to meet in person once and he's essentially turned his back on our friendship since then. He played a big part in my decision not to take my own life at the time and once again it's all I think about doing. I don't see much of a bright future for myself.

What DR2K said. Have you considered speaking to a doctor?

[Delio]

Or not shallow?

Let us ignore THAT convo.

[sphinx]

33, single my entire life, never been on a date, never been hit on or flirted with in person, etc. Depressed for 15+ years now. Fell in love with a guy online three years ago, took some huge chances, only managed to meet in person once and he's essentially turned his back on our friendship since then. He played a big part in my decision not to take my own life at the time and once again it's all I think about doing. I don't see much of a bright future for myself.

I know it sucks to not get dates and to be lonely, then again, don't believe the rosy stories about love, it's mostly a hard thing and it's always complicated. With this I mean, being single is o.k., It does get boring after a while but if you work on yourself and forget about how lonely you are, eventually things change and the pieces of the boardgame of your life will shuffle.

My best gay friends aren't from the internet, they are from taking piano lessons and ice skating lessons. You gotta go where people are, maybe go into gay forums on internet specifically looking for gamers. If you manage to get a circle of friends, you will get "connected" because these friends will have other gay friends. They are potential partners, that's assuming you want to avoid the dating sites like okcupid and such.

But most importantly, love yourself, love youself as much as you can, you must be able to look to the mirror and smile and thank life for another day with health (I am assuming you are physically healthy).

if you can't do that, you should work on that, first priority.

I know, I am putting it pretty simple but I hope it helps.

EDIT: I just watched your site on the neogaf link and you are quite a cute guy, with glasses and all, you don't have a case of " I am butt ugly so everything is lost anyway ", I do wonder why have you remained with so little contact all this time.

[Bel Marduk]

33, single my entire life, never been on a date, never been hit on or flirted with in person, etc. Depressed for 15+ years now. Fell in love with a guy online three years ago, took some huge chances, only managed to meet in person once and he's essentially turned his back on our friendship since then. He played a big part in my decision not to take my own life at the time and once again it's all I think about doing. I don't see much of a bright future for myself.

Sounds like a chicken and egg situation. You would be much more successful in meeting guys if you weren't depressed and a lack of guys is making you depressed. I think you need to deal with the depression first.. and while I (and many more here) will undoubtedly help you as much as we can, you really need to see a professional.

[Beysus]

33, single my entire life, never been on a date, never been hit on or flirted with in person, etc. Depressed for 15+ years now. Fell in love with a guy online three years ago, took some huge chances, only managed to meet in person once and he's essentially turned his back on our friendship since then. He played a big part in my decision not to take my own life at the time and once again it's all I think about doing. I don't see much of a bright future for myself.

That is strange. I've seen your pics in the pictures thread and you're a good looking dude.

But I guess looks can't always be a factor for a depression. I must be something else then, I guess.

No one in your surroundings that you can talk to? I always talk to someone when I feel down. And I don't mean poeple from the internet. No family or friends?

Seeking professional help is the best thing you could do if nothing else helps. I'm sure there's a guy out there that that will make you happy. I'd bet everything on that.

Good luck, either way.

[neojubei]

33, single my entire life, never been on a date, never been hit on or flirted with in person, etc. Depressed for 15+ years now. Fell in love with a guy online three years ago, took some huge chances, only managed to meet in person once and he's essentially turned his back on our friendship since then. He played a big part in my decision not to take my own life at the time and once again it's all I think about doing. I don't see much of a bright future for myself.

Same here. Well it could be worse, you could be fat like me :(.

[Emitan]

Same here. Well it could be worse, you could be fat like me :(.

You could be a fat transwoman who looks like an ugly dude~

;~;

[DMPrince]

You could be a fat transwoman who looks like an ugly dude~ ;~;

there was one stage in my life while i was losing weight i looked like a dyke D:. someone tried asking his/her mom if that's a girl lulz.

[Emitan]

there was one stage in my life while i was losing weight i looked like a dyke D:. someone tried asking his/her mom if that's a girl lulz.

I AM SO JEALOUS :<

[neojubei]

You could be a fat transwoman who looks like an ugly dude~ ;~;

I look worse.

there was one stage in my life while i was losing weight i looked like a dyke D:. someone tried asking his/her mom if that's a girl lulz.

I bet you still look f-ing good as a lesbian

[lordfroakie]

If you're bi, date "independent" women. We don't mind paying for stuff.

You'll buy me a Wiiu and BW2?

[Emitan]

You'll buy me a Wiiu and BW2?

I'll buy myself a Wii U and BW2 and you can watch me play.